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7 months
great bloke tbf
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7 months
just met rasmus in marbella and he pulled nonchalant gimmick 😂 asked if he’s watching the game tomorrow and he asked who’s playing 😭😭😭.
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4 months
Being sassy on hinge is a cheat code y’all need to lock in.
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@hazkay8
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7 months
just met rasmus in marbella and he pulled nonchalant gimmick 😂 asked if he’s watching the game tomorrow and he asked who’s playing 😭😭😭.
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@hazkay8
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5 months
@tonykitchenz low-key??? i’ve never seen a pilot break stride in the busiest of airports.
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@hazkay8
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7 months
@phbayane looool i just clocked the same shirt😂 honestly tho such a nice guy he invited me over to his table after meeting him in toilet😂😂.
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4 months
@n0tjkm_ I’m never seeing the light of day.
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4 months
@loveintopain Im cooking up the most devastating emoji ensemble ever rn , she’s gonna think she’s back in a relationship.
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4 months
@BoehlyRole It was never deep it’s called having a laugh.
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7 months
@GoatZaynn was with his gf👍.
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2 months
@SeanDOlfc Spot on.
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@hazkay8
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6 months
@liamCFC18 @Evertxn because of a russian president that got salty that she beat a russian boxer.
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@hazkay8
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6 months
@liamCFC18 @Evertxn its literally what happened.
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@hazkay8
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3 months
Never seen a worse case of firstbadbitcheritis.
@DannyAarons
Danny
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2 months
@tonykitchenz Bro it’s so cringe.
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4 months
Being sassy on hinge is a cheat code y’all need to lock in.
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@hazkay8
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3 months
I feel so 13 waiting for sidemen Sunday every single weekend 😭😭😭.
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7 months
@Conor_UTD our?!? i’m arsenal lad.
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@hazkay8
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10 months
@Nabyllionaire it’s like when havertz played cm at the beginning of the season.
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@hazkay8
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2 months
‘Creepy’ it’s a cry for help.
@Rory_Talks_Ball
Rory Talks Football
2 months
What an incredibly creepy clip
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7 months
@4_4_0o_4 honestly the nicest baller i’ve ever met, i didn’t make a fuss was biggest thing tbh barely chatted football was just a normal guy.
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@hazkay8
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2 months
Someone in the admissions team fucked up
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@hazkay8
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4 months
@generdtional I’ve hit rock bottom.
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@hazkay8
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7 months
@MiniatureLob bruv trust i met him in the toilets couldn’t believe it 🤣🤣🤣.
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@hazkay8
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2 months
@tonykitchenz Congrats on the title.
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@hazkay8
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4 months
Code red chat, she unmatched me.
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4 months
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@hazkay8
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6 months
all more or less mint condition hahaha
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@hazkay8
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6 months
Was just searching thru my grandads wardrobe and this guy has some ridiculous stuff😭.
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@hazkay8
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1 year
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@hazkay8
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4 months
fucking hell people are so out of touch😂.
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@hazkay8
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9 months
@rafsenal bro i literally dreamt wolves took points off of them.
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7 months
as much as i’ve voiced my distaste for tego’s personality on the show in the past (not no rules on there he’s fine) filthy fellas will fall apart unless they reinstate him or get another competent producer/host.
@TegoSigel
Tego Sigel
7 months
Anybody feeling less satisfied by this thread I’ll share some receipts where possible later today.
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7 months
@loyalbros00 what.
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@hazkay8
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7 months
@letter_D7 that was his mate haha we obvs got the linen shirt memo.
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@hazkay8
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1 year
@sum1saiditinnit I think they were told to lean into the parental (sexual) abuse trope and so they’d have a skewed perception of familial relationships , but still wicked wicked acting from both.
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@hazkay8
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1 year
Charity footie tournament for Dementia UK today! Any donations are welcome😆
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@hazkay8
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4 months
He probs has like a pacemaker that instead of regulating his heart rate, injects him with tiny bits of cocaine constantly.
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@hazkay8
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8 months
@Nabyllionaire women will be wearing these in east with baggy jeans.
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@hazkay8
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7 months
class
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@hazkay8
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7 months
great bloke tbf
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4 months
@underIineoasl yeah that’s really what i said! not as if u basically said ‘this is how you do it, too bad you idiots didn’t’. class mind-frame u have there.
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@hazkay8
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2 months
@SteveStyro Have you been checking the shower wall.
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@hazkay8
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1 year
Drake ruins the yeat track so bad….
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@hazkay8
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4 months
@TheEleventhChav My brother in Christ, PLEASE have some fun in your little life.
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3 months
Im ngl that’s a very impressive double page tear straight down the middle whilst not looking.
@David_Tracey
Godzilla Trader 🦖
3 months
If you think US politics is crazy take a look at New Zealand.
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4 months
@underIineoasl that literally does not correlate, just because you had one singular fortunate experience does not mean you’re in touch with the majority😂.
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@hazkay8
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11 months
@disgame23 city games besides vs top 6 are always boring , i’ll never watch them.
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3 months
I did 2 in 2 days in the summer at the same pub. Same bartender clocked me and gave me the look.
@KRYPTIXK
Uncle T 🇳🇬
3 months
Why the hell did I agree to 3 dates in 3 days 😭😭😭.
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2 months
Oi this looks fucking shit😂.
@DiscussingFilm
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2 months
The first trailer for James Gunn’s ‘SUPERMAN’ has been released. In theaters on July 11, 2025.
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5 months
Selection of photos taken by and of my Uncle in Afghanistan ‘08… Incredible flicks
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This is a film about an abuser and groomer and people are still romanticising the worst parts of it.
@sirphillipluvrr
river daughter🌌🌊
24 days
the hottest and most romantic thing a man can do is decide that spending more time with you is worth burning in the pits of hell
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4 months
I used to think Kyrgios was cool, now he’s just so fucking weird on here.
@NickKyrgios
Nicholas Kyrgios
4 months
@astrawbharry The cream should be in sinners pocket 😂.
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5 months
@Rory_Talks_Ball im not against it, hopefully Nwaneri can get some deserved minutes.
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14 days
Jim Cameron discourse around this is funny . The artists actually created the ai software for the specific effects they needed for avatar.
@CoreyAtad
Corey Atad
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even a single drop of AI is too much, says person who’s been watching movies with algorithmically generated effects for 25 years.
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@Nabyllionaire He tried model gf gimmick and it lasted like 2 months.
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1 year
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@TundeWalls
Tunde Wall’s🥶🇨🇦
1 year
September dump… let’s have it 🤲🏽 🗑️.
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@hazkay8
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2 years
nah just had THE worst date in my life … will update this thread later (bare in my face i walked out on her).
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4 months
Articulated my thoughts on my fourth rewatch finally…
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4 months
Watching the greatest performance of all time rn btw. Michael Fassbender in Shame.
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1 year
@shadadzai rashford is 32.
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3 months
Being in a relationship with actors is for god’s strongest soldiers.
@mellcrks
ivana
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whateverrrrrrr idgaffffff
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4 months
I’d be all over this offer.
@MsRebeccaBlack
Rebecca Black
4 months
bro @KSI dw my shoulder is always available to cry on.
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God you can see she wants to shut down.
@colemanjspilde
coleman spilde
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andy cohen being the one to break the news of david lynch’s passing to patricia arquette (or at least the first person to speak with her about it publicly) and saying “i was wondering if any of you worked with him…” don’t piss me off
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4 months
Not one scene in Industry touches even this icl.
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@hazkay8
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1 year
Anakin Skywalker could be the greatest wonder kid… Youngest ever on the Jedi Council, poster boy of the Clone Wars, most combat kills, killed the greatest sith lord of all time & brought balance to the force… damn.
@jordyinit
Jordy
1 year
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1 year
best ad ever.
@NostalgiaFolder
Nostalgia
1 year
Anti-piracy ad from 2004
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1 year
Some of these are tragic.
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@utdmas3 loooool i’ll take that.
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4 months
@loveintopain Ffssssss gottaa go back to masculine nonchalant gimmick.
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1 year
@nuejaebs Bro it kills ke, how can 18 mins on the Lizzy line cost me tht much 😭.
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8 months
@AlexFiveZero ur heads scrambled lad.
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7 months
i cooked literally
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@sum1saiditinnit i personally think it’s very on brand.
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1 year
This is so cringe man. Just write something normal it’d be more powerful.
@abby4thepeople
abby
1 year
Gen z protests a little different
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5 months
id love to chuck a live grenade at everyone involved in chelsea life jacket.
@mcandidate
Aidan James
1 year
@cmbranson can't stop watching, check the full thing
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4 months
Southgate apologists man… He bottled 2 finals and a semi final on the biggest stages.
@TalkCPFC
Ollie Thomas
4 months
Yeah weirdly actually guys maybe Southgate constantly beating worse teams than us was, like, actually quite impressive? Who knew?.
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4 months
someone nuke that place because how are 25000 people going to see that rapist and that idiot.
@LibertyLockPod
Clint Russell
4 months
Jordan Peterson and Russell Brand close out their joint speech by leading 25,000 people in The Lord's Prayer
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Trump just gave the biggest fuck you to Elon Musk😂.
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Is everyone fucking stupid or something? Declan rice is so much better than him regardless of off field stuff.
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@hazkay8
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1 year
I mean it absolutely is what are u talking about.
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marns
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£120k is not “my wife can stop working” money. Not in the economy, can we be so foreal.
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1 year
i’d rather my girl cheat on me than do this.
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I have never seen a woman so horny in a non-sexual situation
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5 months
does anyone actually care about Letterboxd average scores anymore? if u like a film u like a film it doesn’t matter what others think lmao.
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@nuejaebs it’s a play.
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3 months
Harry lore: I’ve been on and off antidepressants since I was like 16 years old and been on setraline, fluoxetine, and others and now been on citalopram for a few years. They recently put me on the max dosage and this is the first time in almost 9 years that Ive felt their effects.
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@underIineoasl so you’ve repeated your initial tweet, just phrased it differently and avoided replying to what i’m critiquing about your point, whilst still keeping the same awful mindset. fair play mate really good chat.
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Im ngl to u lot. I fucking hate this popcorn bucket capitalist merch bullshit culture right now. It really n truly irks me.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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The first ‘LORD OF THE RINGS: WAR OF THE ROHIRRIM’ popcorn bucket is a 27-inch War Hammer replica.
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1 year
@SeanDOlfc I’m still pissed he didn’t get any bonus points on fpl.
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Martinelli looks gooooooooood and I genuinely believe it’s because he has a new left footed boyfriend playing behind him.
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@Evertxn lmao my grandad biggest gooner ever says the exact same thing all the time.
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1 year
@rajsinghchohan Saliba is a proper classic Wenger cb.
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@hazkay8
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4 months
The whole culture of ‘you don’t owe anyone anything’ is the worst part of modernity, whatever happened to common decency?.
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1 year
This is literally a palace capsule.
@crtzrtw
CORTEIZ
1 year
2024 Plate. 👕🆕📈
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Looks like a box of estrella.
@NotPotBol
NOT Potato Bolshevik
7 days
I love the People’s Republic of China🫡
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1 month
Ngl, Thomas.
@Sin_Gifs
Sin Gifs
1 month
Sydney Thomas or Sydney Sweeney ??
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4 months
Liked.
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Saying twitter is so alpha.
@i_iratus
Bearly Politics
28 days
Keir Starmer actually doing a pretty decent job here. Well worth a watch.
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1 year
Israel needs to be wiped off of the face of the earth.
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9 months
guy tried killing himself like tht n everyone’s kekeing😭.
@ShortFuze96
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3 months
Okay am i bugging out or is that not a ridiculous amount of seasoning 😭.
@VaniityVani
Quinine
3 months
Found a recipe
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@hazkay8
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1 month
@notshmosby I Always msg Israeli flags free Palestine hahaha.
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@hazkay8
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1 year
@nuejaebs I hate city fans man.
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@hazkay8
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2 months
Salah is the epitome of technicality rn in the prem.
@nonewthing
AI
2 months
‘Technical ability’ is not. First Touch.Half turns.Looking smooth on the ball.
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2 months
Im never watching an mcu project again.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr will both return to the MCU in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. In theaters on May 1, 2026.
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