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I’m on the seventh page of Google looking for Hugo Rodallega highlights.
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I want retrospective life imprisonment for anyone and everybody involved in having the World Cup in Qatar.
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WC 2030 will be the 100th year anniversary of the World Cup and teams should absolutelyy play in “best of” kit re-releases. Would be so sick.
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Big fan of the idea of Rio having to do multiple poses, half naked on his sofa, trying to get the right thumbnail face.
What have I just witnessed… Amad rescue job at Old Trafford 🤯😱👏🏽. Let’s go live!!!!
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Perhaps the best transition in a football edit ever. Something about the way the camera swings back down makes it looks like an ad.
The transition from trent to gerrard, oh my 😮💨
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There’s no elite level free kick takers in the world rn.
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Reminder that Bayer is a chemical company and not a location. This is like Liverpool fans having a banner that says “Forza Standard Chartered”.
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An announcement announcing that they are planning to announce the announcement.
⚪️⏳ Real Madrid are preparing their ‘Comunicado Oficial: Kylian Mbappe’, set to take place soon.
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If Ronaldo retired at Juve I think he’d be 1000x more respected than he is now.
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I’ve never seen a more obvious Everton signing in my life.
Adrien Rabiot wants Premier League move and could be available for around £15m @JBurtTelegraph
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Apparently a U19 game between Eintracht Frankfurt and Liverpool was abandoned after a Liverpool playing thought that an Eintracht player said the N word when he said « digga » (common german word for dude).
Das Spiel wird aufgrund eines Spielabbruchs in den Schlussminuten mit 3:0 für die Adlerträger gewertet. Im letzten Gruppenspiel gegen die @tsghoffenheim geht es somit um den Gruppensieg 🦅. #SGE #sgeU19.
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A team in need of a full back is going to spend €50million on Jeremie Frimpong and they’re going to get an awful surprise.
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First tournament fully post-covid the vibes would have been crazy in a proper footballing nation.
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Just had a look and Villareal are midtable lmaooo they’re not even fighting for anything.
Alexander Sørloth was given permission by Villarreal to miss the match and witness the birth of his daughter. Instead, he travelled to Almería and scored the winning goal in the 92nd minute.
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He faked out every single cameraman….
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As promised, 10 minutes of pure, sustained pressure. Never seen a Pep City team put on lock this hard
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yeeted my achilles in the literal championship game dude
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This would have been such a cool announcement if not for the fact that people such a you exist.
🔴🎤 Arne Slot has been announced as new Liverpool manager… by Jurgen Klopp. 😂
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Watching the Arsenal City game back in full and there’s an insane period between the 20 and 30 minute in the first half where City literally cannot escape their own half. Incredible coaching by Arteta.
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do you know how shit you have to be to score 3 goals and only get a 8.1 rating.
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Chris Brunt x James Morrison but it’s (almost) exclusively goals from outside the box
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Surely I can be claiming some sort of royalties?.
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Muting this I don’t care enough. If you think the atmosphere in Qatar was amazing then more power to you. I’m glad the locals got to experience a WC but wouldve preferred it wasn’t acquired via corruption and played in stadiums built by slaves who threw themselves off buildings.
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When you actually look at their team, it’s insane Arsenal are battling for top 4. Like 50% of this team is nowhere near CL-level quality.
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All we care 'bout is talking.Talking Roque Santa Cruz
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as in elite players who are also elite free kick takers - not James Ward Prowse.
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How do you not score for 27 games then go on to be the tournaments all time top scorer that’s just silly.
⚽️ Time taken to score first #UCL goal:. 🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 27 games.🇦🇷 Messi: 5 games.🏴 Saka: 8 minutes
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On a personal level he seems like a nice guy but my god if he comes back and gets double digit GAs second half of the season our rep is well and truly finished.
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Dortmund fans after they embarrass themselves in the league for the 10th year in a row but they field a 13 year old debutant
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Every late Leverkusen winner/equaliser this season
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Worth noting that digga has no association with the N word - as far as I’m aware, it’s a shortening of « dicker » (big guy/big bro).
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Conte to Juve + Kane to Bayern start of Spurs collapse I will love and I think I deserve.
🚨 Juventus are now considering sacking Max Allegri and have made contact with Antonio Conte's representatives about potentially returning to the club. (Source: @tancredipalmeri)
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Avram Glazer on the decks.
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Cool video but idk it doesn’t fit the brand . You’re not some evil empire you’re a small, sensibly run club that most people find just a bit boring.
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I remember this guys’ lives used to be hilarious back in the back now suddenly his first action in like 5 years is retweeting a mark noble comp hahaha
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Can’t imagine going up to a stranger in public and speaking to them like that, regardless of whatever cringe thing they have on their shirt.
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It really is insane how similar these two Manor Solomon goals are
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Is this not proving that point?.
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After watching those Laudrup highlights I really wanted to buy a 94-96 Madrid shirt, but this was a great reminder that just because a shirt is cool, doesn’t mean you look cool wearing it
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Criminal that they didn’t show a slo-mo close-up of this move btw
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All you lot making these ‘Arsenal are back’ comps have zero composure wait till the end of the season lmao.
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