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Mother | R&B lover | #BlackLivesMatter

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@ChanIncognito
Chan ❤️
3 years
Everyone who earns 60K plus what do you do for a living please? Dm me if necessary x
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@ChanIncognito
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4 months
Some content creators make me laugh because there is no way as a woman you are sitting in that bath?
@koba_lee
𝑲𝒐𝒃𝒂 𝑳𝒆𝒆🧘🏼‍♂️
4 months
I guess you are due for this kind of therapy 🤤
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@ChanIncognito
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2 years
Casual sex is very pointless & most people who engage in it are dealing with unresolved trauma
@Wizarab10
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2 years
What opinion on sex would get you in this position?
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
It’s officially winter! Remember ladies hide your apartments
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@ChanIncognito
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4 years
Boris Johnson & them man said one of the reasons they don’t want to close schools is because some kids will starve. Isn’t he the same one who wants to scrap free school meals?
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@ChanIncognito
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They want me to believe that men are going on a solo holiday here?
@Yummy_yvy
Yvonne
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Gosh! The Maldives actually do look like a dream 🥰🥰🥰
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@ChanIncognito
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2 years
This country just uses people
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2 years
The U.K. relaxes immigration rules for foreign care workers to ease a shortage of workers in the industry
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
Honestly if your partner doesn’t want to make your birthday special then they don’t like you that much
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@ChanIncognito
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4 years
I wish y’all shamed absent fathers as much as you shame single mothers
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@ChanIncognito
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2 years
Locs look nice on every black person like wow what a superior hair style
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@ChanIncognito
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5 months
I saw a tweet on here once, she said she was scared to study to become a doctor because by the time she’s qualified she’ll be 33, her mum told her that she will be 33 regardless so why not be a 33 year old doctor. That tweet changed my life 🙏🏾
@rianphin
thatadult
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crying thinking about adults who pursue education after 30 to hope to better their lives
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@ChanIncognito
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2 years
Insta is bad vibes now, how can shaughna say she finally got approved for a mortgage & people are asking why she didn’t buy outright 🤔
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
Change their dp to a black screen and announce “no one message me, i’m not in the mood”
@DoGoodRon_
Chief Ron
1 year
Before social media, what did people do to get attention?
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@ChanIncognito
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4 months
@Rii_HD She never went in😭😭
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@ChanIncognito
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4 years
The myth that you can’t progress in your Career/ level up whilst in a relationship needs to die out
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@ChanIncognito
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4 years
You did
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
He’s married with a kid on the way
@PlainJaneDee_
🇯🇲 Daemonesha Targaryen
1 year
What does it mean when a man calls you trouble??
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@ChanIncognito
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@NotClaudine I can’t even use bubble bath anymore 😂
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@ChanIncognito
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1 month
Also people can’t afford to live in inner city London anymore so those schools are closing at a rapid rate
@ChendGolden
Ri. 🇬🇩
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Guys, it’s a real issue. Fewer people are having children. Schools are closing cause they’re empty 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@ChanIncognito
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Won’t wish you well in new jobs, barely wish you a happy birthday, don’t send condolences when a loved one passes away, don’t wish your kids well but watch every story so weird
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
They think us saying social services failed that child means that we are removing any blame from the mother
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@ChanIncognito
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2 years
Fam everyone is going through it & I can’t even pour into people like I usually do
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
Awww this thread 🥺 maybe I was using unhinged
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 💋
3 years
We always hear the funny & interesting stories about Hinge, but ladies I *KNOW* you have some happily ever afters cus my friends do & my friends, friends do. I want screenshots, photos of dates. Photos of y’all now! Anything! Reply & show me how you met your partner on Hinge!
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@ChanIncognito
Chan ❤️
3 years
World sickle cell day, please give blood! ❤️
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@ChanIncognito
Chan ❤️
2 years
People are fighting for their lives in these tweets 🤣
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
Need a 5* all inclusive baecation in the Caribbean
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
When ant & dec have been in our faces since we were kids you know, let these ones live
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@ChanIncognito
Chan ❤️
11 months
All office jobs should offer free breakfast daily
@OfficialChris29
Chris🇳🇬#77
11 months
I’ve clocked it, once you get a 9-5 you can’t miss breakfast.
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@ChanIncognito
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6 months
Someone I was speaking to earlier told me their mortgage went from £900 to £2500 😭
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
Lol you’ll leave your friends wedding? People say anything on here
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3 years
@dbcxptures The photographer, DJ etc should all get a plate
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@ChanIncognito
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2 years
@MusicConnoisseu @Chrimo__ But he’s charging more for black people though 🙃
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
List of all the jobs x
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
American men are paying their rent but UK men would want to move in with you
UK Women are never beating the bad vibes allegations. The way they were warning off American women like we have a disease finished me
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
I love Father’s Day, I’m really proud of Amirah’s dad! Every time someone asks me why I don’t find motherhood stressful it’s because of that man 😭❤️ big up all the loving, amazing and active fathers out there! 🥳🥰
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
This summer is terrible, this is the year everyone should’ve gotten pregnant
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@ChanIncognito
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2 months
Can’t believe they have taken away the likes, how am I supposed to know if he’s a milk man now?
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@ChanIncognito
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11 months
Funny because people call you lucky because your child’s father is an active dad, the bar is even in hell
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
Catford is a finished place, this European man is asking people for money, the Jamaican men told him to guh look ah work yuh nuh see we live inna England and times are hard 😭
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
I find men who participate in this weird I don’t care, you couldn’t find your own girl? Just standing there waiting around for your turn with an extremely drunk girl
@BigTeezo
Tre Dutty
1 year
Mandem telling me taken gyal where in Marbella getting trains ran on them, it’s a cold cold world
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
Booking a holiday and worrying about the cost later because God is good 🙏🏾
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7 months
@Willof_D_ They aren’t in the country side so he can definitely get away 🤣
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5 years
Stroke his beard szn
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
Ovie is the kind of man you swallow for
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@ChanIncognito
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10 months
Even British Caribbean men who can’t cook don’t beg you to cook for them, they would rather go to a Caribbean shop 😂
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
I even side eye men who pay child maintenance more time because usually women only put you on that when you don’t financially support your child
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3 years
Everyone laughing at the girl who bought that 1 bed flat but I’m sure she would just remortgage in a few years for a bigger flat/house 😭
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@ChanIncognito
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2 years
So funny how you can be enjoying unprotected sex until you get pregnant & still have the cheek to be shocked 😂
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1 year
@ahQdis Glad it wasn’t only me
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@ChanIncognito
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4 years
Rah Stonebwoy is kind of hard
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@_daniellemakeup Nope they don’t care as long as they make content 👍🏾
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@ChanIncognito
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4 years
It’s the natural hair for me
@MoPower94
Serene✨
4 years
My mum and her mates at Notting Hill Carnival in the 70s 🤩
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
This is how Jamaican people feel 😂
@kikimordi
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Just heard someone refer to “nyash” as a UK slang
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
I never get involved in PDA conversations because with the right person 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
You look just like him though?
@urhobodude
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@_ayannaE Damn you let anybody hit?
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@ChanIncognito
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4 years
Enjoying bareback then acting shocked when you miss your period sksksksksksk
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1 year
🤌🏽
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@MaybeJ123
Jords🇯🇲
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Why is there no R&B festivals
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@ChanIncognito
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4 years
Happy birthday to me 🥳🥳 #LibraSzn ❤️
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
She poured hot water and stabbed a girl over a man? She needs to be locked up right away
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1 year
Non Caribbean people over sexualising carnival <<
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
This is a shaming deadbeat fathers Stan account
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2 years
@Shomicita Nice wigs aren’t low maintenance/cheap they should stop using that as an excuse to why they prefer them over natural hair
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3 years
@darlenneee How do we start leaving our vaginas at home?
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@ChanIncognito
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3 years
Before Dreamland| During Dreamland 💙
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@ChanIncognito
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4 years
Anyways this guy asked me on a date I said name the time and place and he said mine or his house🙃 is it crack?
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@ChanIncognito
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11 months
Meanwhile fathers are buying bottles for random women 👍🏾
@Young_Spray
BIG BAD SPRAY (MR RTM) #WhyMinister
11 months
All these mums buying school uniforms late when they bought their festival tickets early need to take a long look in the mirror.🗣️®️™️
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6 months
We are in 2024 and parents are still refusing to get kids assessed to see if they are on the spectrum, we should have enough knowledge to know it’s not a bad thing.
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3 years
I guess your done with me then?
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
Why do you think it has anything to do with mandem and not creating a space for similar people to follow them
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@ChanIncognito
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1 year
This is anti Jamaican
@lostcityonline
LH 🇬🇧
1 year
People that say ‘Happy Earth Strong’ 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩😭😭😭😭
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1 year
But men are killing women?
@FlorioGina
Gina Bontempo
1 year
Women are always the ones who are encouraging other women to engage in degenerate behavior. Get naked online, it's empowering. Be obese, it's beautiful. Cheat on your husband, it's self-care. The people who hate women the most are other women.
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1 year
T&C’s apply
@MrTund
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So if the say “sir” they want their cheeks caved in. Noted.
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3 years
Everyone’s moving out of london and I don’t blame them
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3 years
Lol why would wizkid only have 1 day he should really add another date
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4 years
One guy asked me “how you bin?”
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2 years
You know when someone knows what you like but still refuse to give it to you I think they are mad
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@ChanIncognito
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11 years
@_C0ldH3arted : The realist shit I've seen 🙌👌 http://t.co/MabVfJvMzo”
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If there’s no social housing, people have to buy and it’s too expensive to buy in London
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3 years
Hope we are all financially stable enough to support our kids until they are grown 🧡
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3 years
Happy Sunday 🧡
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4 years
Personally I like dining around other black people
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4 years
Can you deep that I really thought I found the loml then boom I’m back
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10 years
Popcaan - Fall in Love 😍
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9 years
Them "are you still with your man?" Boys 😒
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3 years
People who still have their loving grandparents around please cherish all the moments with them
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6 months
I don’t know when it became normal to call a man with his own house and a good job broke because he doesn’t spend on holidays and date nights 😭
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3 years
Not my child saying she wants lobster for breakfast, she needs to go look ah work
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1 month
Men ask this yet don’t even have the tools to make it happen
@ihyomeo
omeo 𖤐
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3 years
Your mans friends aren’t your friends x
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1 year
Usher commented on Keke’s post “The big boss! Thank you for coming” sksksksksksk
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3 years
I went to @SexyFishLondon we got up to go toilet then the waiter said “I hope your not ducking the bill hahaha” we’ve already paid 3K towards the bill you know. It’s only because we were all black.😕
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@ChanIncognito
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4 years
If someone doesn’t have kids and they don’t want to date someone with kids that is absolutely fine 🤣
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3 years
Looooooool this is why there are so many bums about because they don’t get shamed enough
@Sadeee_x
_S🦂
3 years
Coming online to shame the father of your child is ugly. People just don’t wanna keep anything private anymore.
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3 years
Don’t men like the chase anymore? Gosh
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3 years
For random people to say good morning to them like there’s anything good about the morning
@Arbeit_Fish
Arbeitology
3 years
What do 'Londoners are unfriendly' people actually want?
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A loving partner >>>>
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4 years
The worst is when people ask “Is the dad baby sitting today?” 😭He’s not baby sitting it’s his child too.
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3 years
If there’s another lockdown I’m getting pregnant
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2 months
Or hear me out, maybe men should stop being deadbeats
@Deji95
HBK
2 months
Some of you need to start doing anal mode to avoid these deadbeat dads
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