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@MrTund
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Be the change you want to see. Wine Connoisseur. Aston Villa FC
Villa Park
Joined April 2010
If you’re a football avi account I genuinely don’t care about your opinions or what you have to say. Abeg don’t tweet me.
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29 days is how long Labour have been in government. This is stems from previous government. Tory government.
This is Keir Starmer’s Britain. Labour have lost control of our streets.
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Celebrating your bday in winter sounds like a crisis man. You winter babies I’m sorry man.
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I’ll never forget this day, might be the best thing I ever saw at an Olympics
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I genuinely can’t stand people that don’t say “please” and “thank you”.
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I am genuinely Bamboozled, they (THE BBC) said Ni**er live and direct on national terrestrial TV like that 😱😱😱 loool and they wouldn’t show Wileys tweeets because it would be “offensive”.
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Brixton McDonald’s
Which real life locations do you want to see as a Tekken stage?
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Looool it’s legit the complete opposite.
Most men do not know how to be alone so they don’t understand why women are comfortable with being alone.
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I don’t even care for their drama but this video usage is 10/10.
Your opp dropped the filthiest equaliser on your headtop last night and you have been AWOL since this tweet madam
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Yoooo the way women eat popcorn is actually scary 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 eating like they haven’t touched food in decades.
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Nah you hello fresh guys kill me. In this internet age you can’t google recipes yourself and you can go to the supermarket/market and buy things?.
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Zimmerman is suing Trayvon Martin’s parents btw. Yes it sounds how it reads.
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Loool you man don’t excited to see your babes? You’re in jail.
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just showed this to my nephew and told him you were my girl. Please dont make me a liar. He looks up to me Nadia, please.
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“I’ve lost followers for. ” “I’m losing followers for. ” - performative.
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My age mates are now posting whatsapp stories. Yeah they’re all auntied and uncled off.
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These guys think colloquialisms have an age limit…. losers.
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When I was at Uni there was a girl in first I fancied, she told me she lipsed Westwood, honest to GOD I never spoke to her again. I was so disgusted lol kmt.
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I’ve officially given up drinking as of now.(can’t give up wine though, or cocktails) nothings actually changing init but it was a thought. I tried.
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Amad done more on that wing in about 400 mins than I’ve seen Antony do in two years.
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The hall parties our parents used to go to, why don’t our gen do that? I miss that.
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Alll you deets guys need to return I need half price things pls. How can you ppl disappear during Cozzie Livs.
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A girl just asked me for directions from Cannon St to Bank station, I pointed with my nose and my lips. she said you’re Nigerian aren’t you. I said yeah and we just burst out laughing lolll.
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Beans and plantain £21. Pepper soup £30 . That Nigerian restaurant that i won’t name again is crazy.
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Iskaba is actually a timeless track. It’s so jiffy yet soooo melodious. When I hear that “ooooooo ma daaaling” I love it I swear.
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When I tweeted it cost £100 to leave the house a few months ago I was so serious. London is crazy. I’m not even spending frivolously.
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40 year olds on that podcasting talking about “road” and being “put in their place”, Lord.
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XL Bully 'campaigner' is attacked by one of the dogs he is trying to save after 'vicious owner set the animal on him when he asked him to put it on a lead'.via
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That’s a white woman.
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I don’t think people take in this Wizkid album. It’s so good man.
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Can’t believe you guys put crisps in your sandwich even when I was a child that was wayward to me.
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Summer is coming, you tryna look like a snack? Or keep eating snacks?.
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I watched Peo bring Mahrez Foden and Alvarez off the bench last night. We bring Malacia and Weghorst on. That’s crazy
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Who’s church am I going to this Sunday because my mind is actually insane.
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Man are moaning for money and there’s men listening to the moaning. The women were right they need to bring back sending men to war.
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A lot of people worship their Pastors more than they do God, especially Africans imo.
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I love summer man, I love London when the sun is out, people are smiling ear to ear and showing teeth.
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I genuinely find it insane that people enjoy those coconut water drinks.
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I genuinely find it so crazy that ppl like Buffalo wings. What on Earth is there to like.
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Not even gonna say his name, those that know…. know
What fictional death emotionally destroyed you?.
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You know what, this is facts “My mama don't like you and she likes everyone” is a crazy line.
Justin Bieber’s songs are always well written. Always.
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My bruddas when there’s an issue or issues with your babes sort it, sweeping it under the carpet doesn’t work. One week I was looking at rings the next I wasn’t. Life comes at you very fast.
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I’m not the most religious of people but I fasted and prayed for 21 days then a day later I got a new job. Make of that what you will.
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When I’m tipsy I’m sooo frivolous, drink for me, drink for you, drinks for everyone.
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Anyone eating custard doughnuts is capable of murder.
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Sorry man if you don’t find druski funny I think you’re broken. That guy is too too funny.
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There’s honestly a part of my brain that will never understand how people will put “the other guy” on this mans level let alone prefer him. I don’t understand what it is on the pitch that allows you to prefer that one over this one.
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Don’t care what any of you say trent the best rb in the world for this alone. ‘stop savin chat’ takes me out every time 😂😂😂😂
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People keep saying education? What education? Education is compulsory in this country and the people are still stupid.
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Sorry I’m not letting £1,500 go no matter how much bread I have, I wanted to cave you lots boys head in for 3 bills pls.
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If you fancy me better let me know, I’ll be married by December, I’m tired.
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Whoever tweeted first about women moving like HR when they’re done with you hit the nail on the head. That tweet still kills me 🤣🤣🤣.
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Western media behaving like nothing happened in that region before October 7th is actually crazy.
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This is what bruddas do for their trims at a certain barbershop in camberwell.
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Keir Starmer is probably going to give the conservatives their easiest win ever. How does a Labour leader lose the black and Muslim vote? Some of those ppl vote Labour by default 🤣😭😭😭.
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“HBD” is so lazy I ain’t responding to that still 🤣.
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Damn
YT premium is £17 a month?! Why did I think it was like a fuckin fiver or something.
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Grealish has played 7 times for England, arguably in 6 of those games he’s been far and away England’s best player. I don’t understand this manager.
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I want Mkhi back. This sanchez yute OMG. Omg. Omg whys he so bad? Did he look good because he was playing with Welbeck and iwobi?.
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I see you haven’t met Ron Perlman
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“have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault” you can hear that in Danica’s voice.
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DM me your number and let's see.
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That Ukraine game was such a false image, Kane been shit all tournament.
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Can’t lie my life now, I absolutely love it, I love waking up everyday, I love being able to do what I want to do, when I want to do it. I had a year of a struggle that fully changed me honestly never again.
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Can’t lie that “sex drive” stuff is important. If there’s no compatibility there. It will be an issue long term.
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@Jessvee23 I spoke to one on the weekend and he was telling me about how he goes church and stuff now, I was screaming internally.
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