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I can't have an MIT degree and try to govern any Nigerian state. This is a black nation. It's not meant to be developed. Stop trying.
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@Uzrdinma Hotel will be the best for something like that cos the man will use the anger of naija and tinubu as president. It will be crazy.
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I love this Laycon song
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@honilatte @Mochievous No matter how exposed a Nigerian is, no matter how travelled, oppression is in the DNA. I don’t know if it’s a black man thing. Maybe we’re cursed 😂. E no dey shock me again
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@this_Sivana_sef We prefer fake WAEC results.
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@PappyGrande_ 😂 the guy no know. I can help him use that degree better. He can build big companies, use his MIT network better, raise funding, create start-ups. So much can be done. E dey pain me.
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Lol is there any ballot paper for voting out someone in Nigeria’s presidential election? You only vote people in. You don’t vote out. You voted Buhari in. Simple. And you’ll vote him in again.
@AishaYesufu
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I will vote out Jonathan again and again. Free yourself!
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You're not a gifted child because you were the best among some random 20 or 30 kids in elementary school. That's a very small number. You're average. Work hard or fail. Simple.
@bubbles_debs
Creative turned corporate genius
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Former gifted child to former gifted child:
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@rioferdy5 Lampard spoke with Messi yesterday. Messi has started receiving private English language lessons. Roman Abramovich has offered him an apartment in London. Details later. Here we go.
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@Mrjemba @joeloseiga That initial tweet might be the worst opinion I’ve seen in my life. I’m serious 😂
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@Cappadiszle Please forgive them. They don't know anything. But please vote peter obi. He's miles ahead of the others. Please
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@EuginhoCortez Na why i wan be football scout soon. To save families. Not for money.
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What did Obj ruin. The Abacha prosperity charcoal and sawdust stove years? The empty treasury the military guys cleared? 😭. How is critical thinking this hard? Nigerians make me cry.
@afolxbi
Yagazie🇵🇸🔻
2 years
Former Middle class Nigerians reminiscing on the good life they used to enjoy while OBJ ruined everything that could provide economic succor for future generations 😂😂😂
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@buhkolar @KidBold We’d outsource it. Surrogacy
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We still remember the Apo six victims. #EndSARS
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@JoeyAkan “My love language is acts of service”.
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Inequality will always exist. No matter what.
@dondekojo
Ayobami
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What important truth do very few people agree with you on?
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@Carra23 @LFC Barca is doing to Liverpool what Liverpool is doing to Southampton.
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Justin Bieber’s songs are always well written. Always.
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People trust DNA technology for paternity tests but distrust DNA technology for evolution theory, lol. Humans are funny .
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@folasanwo Always make sure that white board is available for her. Cos the day she doesn’t find it? Michelangelo.
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@Josi_Elewa It's hard to understand your thought process, honestly
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@____abiodun____ Hmmm. Looks like some of them might move around the house at night when everywhere is dark. Keep holy water near your bed just in case. 😂
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@briannacry I hope you find her. I really hope. I love stories like this
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A female friend fucked a demon, got the most powerful orgasm of her entire life, the orgasm of 66women compressed in one,screamed so loud she lost her voice, ruptured a blood vessel and died. She’s in hell right now, the underground city of the 6th kingdom.
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@TerminatorLx @blurbette There were no fatalities except the bomber so ....
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@Oloruntoby_ @Ebuka_Eclat Leave am to dey tweet trash. Na him phone and data las las. 😂😂😂.
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😂 are you in this government? You know it too well 😂😂😂
@Alex_Houseof308
Four-eyed Edo Boy™
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If na our government wan do this helpline, dem go first allocate $10 billion, con unveil am in 2023, 3 days before election #EndSARS
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I always thought the general rule on Twitter was to avoid making distasteful and offensive jokes. I also thought another general rule is not to police people’s reactions when you offend them. This was my belief up until yesterday. I saw that tweet
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@PappyGrande_ He can change the calling. 😂
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@Maynezee @SEzekwesili @DreFiddy7 Some people grow up physically but still have childish emotions. Cos if he’s mature enough mentally, he’ll ask himself why the thought of his mother remarrying annoys him.
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@Tashiboo_M @eanaj @TayoLonge wow. Makes me want to visit jamaica. Follow back. U fine
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Please even as an irreligious person, have some tolerance. Some religious beliefs don’t harm anyone so why the extreme hate? It’s one thing I always tell irreligious people. Try to be understanding. This life is more than beliefs and non beliefs.
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@itsaykay @lumbyte Bookmark it. Tinubu will raise taxes. Economy will get worse. Inflation will continue and get worse. Fuel price will go up fast surely, life will be harder for Nigerians in general, media will be more controlled, security lmao. 🤣🤣🤣
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@FHEEFS When she sends me money, oh lord.
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and the reactions from some twitter faves here showed me that just like the contemporary philosopher @Sir_Fin says, we’re all hypocrites. Mercy fans are only playing by the rules. They’ve done nothing wrong.
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@BolorunduroDan @honilatte @Mochievous A major reason why we can’t develop. We have an unhealthy oppression obsession. Parents and children, Teachers and students, in school senior and junior, armed forces and civilians, govt and people. Our own too much.
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We lost this country in 2015. Some mistakes are too hard to recover from. That's life.
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@xx_mari_yah @EniolaAdeyeye5 @cchukudebelu What about the small toilets and lack of parking space? Lol 😂 I wonder if you people are really thinking 😂.
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@LeTiny_ @SampleChief Yes actually. Even in the north, queer people were a normal thing until recently. “Yan Daudu” is a queer term that existed before modern civilization in those areas. And it’s similar too in many African communities.
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@TheIfunanya @eagleyez317 @mefeater Oh that's the ticket, I hope you more like Anita Baker than Robin Givens
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@therealveev @degosTee Okay. Asking for a colleague
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@EL_GEEZZE @Letter_to_Jack Lol that’s @erkuahoffical on TikTok. Ghanaian girl . 1.6 million followers 🤣
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@oloye__ @TosinOlugbenga Understanding that you made a wrong decision due to been misinformed or uninformed is a good thing. No one is perfect. My problem is the sons of devils who still defend that terrible 2015 decision till today. I can’t stand such people.
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@GodsgreatG @mairisloc 2 or 3 ropes. One might cut
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You predicted Obi not winning a state. You failed. You predicted him not winning 1m votes. You failed. You later predicted less than 5m and still failed. You predicted him not winning lagos. Heavy fail too. You're still on Twitter predicting again. Shame
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16.8k likes. I’ve always said it that humans are getting more dumber every year. It’s so sad.
@NoEmmeG
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nobody has really explained why its bad to hit chris rock.
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@sugabillionaire Those ones won’t argue about cooking on Twitter 😂
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But they said they used Elon Musk’s satellites and GPS technology to track Seyitan in her kidnap location.
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Coming on twitter to warn guys about giving attention to your wife. 😭😭😭. Vicarious embarrassment is what I felt seeing that tweet. It’s saddening. I cringed. 😭
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@missbannedalot @So_Al_like She didn’t create this first. Chill
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“I’ll rather chew jinnns”. 🤣🤣🤣. So why are you crying? Wait till person get your time
@neosvy
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Planning is exclusively a male trait, of course.
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@BlessingJoe8474 We prefer fake results. The guy no know.
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@bbellgam 😂😂😂. Better be dead than to be an ally to some weird ass groupie. I don’t want to be liked. I love been hated.
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@Zen_firee @temitop_ @Stephystorms See this thing is simple. Have kids with men that want to have kids with you. There should be a discussion. This child support method without love isn’t good for even the kids. There are many men that want kids.
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@Wizarab10 As I got older I understand deadbeat dads.
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Be careful what you wish for. If you fuck a demon, you lose your spiritual virginity forever, it reduces your chances of eternal life and you’d probably end up in the 7th kingdom of hell which is the hottest. I’ve died before and met the devil so I know.
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All I can say is that pastor ifeanyi is a really fine woman
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🤷‍♂️ you say you’re irreligious and next thing someone is asking you about Blackholes and 15th century philosophy. I only know Ronaldo and Messi. No dey stress me.
@Mayoveli
Mayowa
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Why do some people think atheists have to be smart people? 🤔
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Where’s the Nigerian ambassador to Uganda? Which kind cursed country is this? Na wa o
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@eLDeeTheDon This table you are shaking has a fashion designer standing on it
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@PatohShanqueels @Bukky_olaniyan dats not pogba on d left pic. Dats not him
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@JideKola That 'later sweetie' part killed me😂
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Even if you're on the payroll of APC or PDP, you shouldn't say bad things about this man. Just promote your candidates but you shouldn't go around saying bad things about someone like this.
@Urchilla01
KWEKU THE HUSTLER, COMMANDER OF THE HEADLESS MOB
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Omo this part of this thread de burst my head 😭😭
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Maleek berry and dj Neptune- My world
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@norberthxx
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Flying doc bring data, we clap. Doc Neto bring data, Misogeeneeeeeee!!!!!!
@broda_green
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Doc Neto Naija Flying Doctor.
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Tacha fans. Don’t you people get tired?
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On a random Monday afternoon, at his age he’s scoring a hatrick against younger defenders in the defensive serie A league. Some scientists have played a fast one on us. Created a machine to look like a human and we fell for it. Ronaldo isn’t human
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Consistency
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Eberechi
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Vociferously pushed Buhari in 2015, vociferously pushing BAT in 2023. Omo
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@FeralJack_ What if this man died before this confession? Damn
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That's why I've stopped judging deadbeat dads. Choose your happiness. Let heaven fall.
@ojay_obin
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Talking from both sides of the mouth will land you in trouble. Turned the man's sacrifice to shit because she wants to posture for internet strangers. Worse still, she's a mother.
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Lol one day one day you'll realise there has never been any miracle in history. You're getting there.
@DmitriFemi
TED 🇳🇬 🇬🇧
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I’ve noticed that my medical knowledge is affecting the way I perceive miracles as regards health and I don’t like it. Anytime people share testimonies about healing, my mind starts thinking about possible medical explanations… ☹️
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@DreamVilleIX @Lab_vocate @cchukudebelu I wonder if people are thinking nowadays. House with small toilets and bathroom, little car parking space but the small kitchen is cos “men designed bla bla” . Are people using their heads at all? 🤣
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@leslieeekay @TarekAdel1905 @Josh39425745 @CFC_Zak @didierdrogba @RomeluLukaku9 The speed of his legs made me wonder why he was subbed off 😂
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@Mayoveli I know one in my village. Once you have a curious mind, that’s it. Even as a small child growing up in Nigeria I never believed religious things. There was a huge feeling of doubt.
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Guys are now asking girls on the first date, “What do you do?” 😂 Omo
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AIT did enough. Na just say una no get sense.
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Churches go soon full. People will look for miracles. Pastors will eat good.
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@EtniesJags They won’t build themselves. Nonsense Women lie so much and believe the lies.
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@__JasonMarshall @oviosu @bigbrutha_ I wonder what the scepticism is for
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@That_IjebuBadoo Lol. No petrol to transport building materials yet
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@_omoissy @SenatorTems She’s still a child
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She made a better performance than dele Alli and Harry Kane combined
@maziibe_
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Pornhub cast came to the wrong location #UCLfinal #NFFCShow
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Abuja own was madness. In early February, you can ask 30 people at random and all will be LP.
@KBUdeogu
Lady B. 🇲🇲
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I remember a house party I attended in Abuja last year, I asked to use the Wi-Fi, the Wi-Fi was named “vote-obi” and the password was “voteobi” that was when I knew Peter Obi will win FCT. They were ready, Nigerians were ready 😂🤣😂
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The major problem that caused Jonathan’s removal was his tolerance. Nigerians don’t reward people who are good to them. That’s one major reason I feel this country won’t ever develop.
@Ad3ola_
Omoluabi Okemesi
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Jonathan’s democratic tolerance emboldened all of them and they became online activists that knows no bound. Today, because they are eating or not, they dare not talk. Cowards!
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@BabaYehgar You’re always making me scared guy 🤣
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@cthagod Start revealing them now, lol. But I don't like the stuffs he said about MJ and couldn't say a word about Bill Cosby. Revealed stuffs about deceased people
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Essence Latino remix featuring Bad Bunny and J Balvin is all I ask for. Please wizkid. Do this for Latino and world peace.
@OdunEweniyi
Demotivational Speaker
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I hope Essence becomes like Lil Wayne’s Lollipop with at least 10 remixes. One for each continent, and then One each for Jamaica, America, and any random country he picks out on a map. Put it everywhere with different features. I’d like one with Bad Bunny if we can swing it.
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@yojora @cremechic11 Lol 😂 leave her. Let a lone police man without his gun and other policemen around slap me first. Abi is it not the normal policeman that I know 😂.
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😂 this is the height. Even @BrianJDennis and @JajaPhD no do reach this one 😂
@Deshysmalls
Sammy Desh
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I always use male voice on Google maps because a woman can not be telling me where to go.
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@Adunni_Achebe This was in 2015
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@LordPansar I always wonder why introverts are the ones to fix up
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