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It took around eight hours to get the actors that played the Children of the Forest into costume and makeup
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The WORST part of Lockdown 1 was hearing “Don rush, slow touch” 826373738 times a day.
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R. Kelly. There’s no separating the art business round here. His art was literally always talking about young girls. I am not able.
Who’s that one artist that you actually cancelled forever?
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That is Lily Allen.
Rihanna's wax figure at the Madame Tussauds Museum in Berlin, Germany, got a new look for Christmas.
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Ok. But why are the bottom of the feet coloured? Who has a black foot bottom???? Looool
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The only unpopular opinion for this is if someone said they love being on their period. That. Is. It.
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@clvtno
The first reveal I thought it was canerows for a wig. I even thought the front was for a weird leave out.
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Avatar is a funny film cuz humans went to a next planet, unprovoked and decided to be racist to these aliens and destroy their planet because they couldn’t get what they wanted.
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A scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fine and is also known as a
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I meaaaaan I still don’t see anything wrong about what Nunu said
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Friendly word of advice, take it or leave it, stop using your bank card to travel. Use an Oyster card.
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I don’t like catching feelings cuz I think about the person 24/7 as if I’m jobless :/
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I thought being a barrister was money. £20k???? That’s very disgusting
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Notice. When Catherine is crying, nobody is coming to her aid. Jess starts crying and the whole villa is on about “WHO MADE HER CRY?” with a fanfare behind her.
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JailTok fascinates me so much because look at this shit
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Everyday I think about this.
Why did Jussie Smollet do that?
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Tory lanez won’t get cancelled. People will still listen. People will still defend him. R Kelly was literally sexing and marrying children and he was in the game forever. People still went hard for him.
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How I would have slept in the hotel in Bournemouth.
when I finally clean my room and I don't want to mess it up again:
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There’s a bunch of people arguing outside my house. Someone is screaming “what the bloodclart mehn” in a heavy Polish accent.
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DANICA. YOU ASKED HIM WHAT HE WANTS. HE SAID I DONT WANT YOU AND YOU SAID YEH LETS KISS AND CUDDLE IN BED??? STAND UPPPPPPPP
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Someone said Influencers are attractive beggars and you know what....
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I'm the guy sitting by himself
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If you fall out with me, I’m no longer wishing you well. I don’t wish you well. Badbye.
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It’s because you’re banging fraud. Hope this helps x
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF MONZO, I IGNORED THE WARNINGS!
@monzo
blocked my account 3 times in the past month, I thought the first one was bad because they asked for proof that I had a girlfriend (asked for call logs with her and pictures of us on her social media) which is CRAZY
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Molly and Zachary convos are always:
I fancy you
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Oh that’s nice. Same
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Lidl’s middle aisle is so chaotic. It doesn’t make sense. It’s like another realm. Why are you selling car mats one day and bongos a next day? Lmaoooo
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What is the GRM Gala for? What does GRM stand for? I always read it as Get Ready (silent with) Me
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And pls. I don’t care for your opinion about whether you can separate it. I will think you’re weird regardless of how you try to explain your way around it. 💫
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Do you know what’s really shit about these raffles? When you win you STILL HAVE TO PAY for the shew.
That’s not how a raffle even works :/
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Plantain and egg really does slap. You lot weren’t lying.
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When you've packed an overnight bag and he says "how you getting home?"
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Him when he gets into class
His face says he has vim for everyone…!!
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What does classy even mean to these girls? They put on one shiny dress and triangle shoe and all of a sudden they’re classy. Bet you can’t cut steak without causing an esarthquake though.
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Some guy tried to grab my bum as I walked past. Little did he know I have no bum so he grabbed onto my belt 😭
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Some people think because you used to talk, they have a free pass to come and do flirt flirt all the time. Your subscription has run out fella.
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Wanting to marry at 24 and them ages is wild to me because having been those ages, I feel like I was still a child that knew absolutely nothing. I still feel that way at times.
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DAMI is actually a piece of shit. Indiyah isn’t even remotely put off???????
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This the nurse that was kekeing about her colleague that was getting cheated on btw
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@bourbon_biscuit
Bruh. Every single song????? How do you even separate something that is superglued to it????
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Hey guys. I had a smear test yesterday. It was the first one after a year of getting rid of the pre cancer cells they found.
I didn’t die as you can see. Just thought it would be important to see as I know some of you are scared to do it.
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Samira is one of those babes that would tweet about being able to get into DSTRKT with no problem and saying that black people who don’t get in bring it on themselves
#LoveIsland
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Hey yall. Why when y’all get veneers it only comes in size Huge? Why do you need big teeth? You looks scary :(
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Listen. This is still the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
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Sorry but how can we be sure pandas aren’t real people in panda suits pretending to be pandas?
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Madam. What’s belittling is you trying to make someone’s hard efforts and achievements less than what you people claimnit to be. Coming in here with your shiny ass head to come and move like you’re high and mighty when you’re stealing children from outside McDonald’s. Don’t do it
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I can’t imagine none of the people she supposedly helped are speaking. It’s sad responding back to you is very belittling. Our streets are suffering people are going out there way to help and this is how we trash one another. It’s disgusting.
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I got scared cuz I thought it was the worlds ugliest dick
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Whybleach literally just said “full ah chat and mi nah Tek it back” 😭
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Yo. Next year I will be making bigger money. I declare it.
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This is what the cost of living crisis is.
stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is
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@miss87parker
Yep but the black kids never got nits so like… I was very inclined to believe it
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I don’t see people screaming how bareback is life anymore cuz everybody got kids now and they’re sleep deprived.
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Go to bed on a full stomach x
A husband rejects your food over a little misunderstanding and go to bed hungry ,as a good wife what will you do ?
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Eyal talks like he’s kidnapped you and is telling you what tendon he’s cutting as he’s doing it
#LoveIsland
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Me after bottomless brunch just as I’ve promised him the time of his life
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Now why I thought this was a dildo holder at first????
every school has this teacher who likes wearing these kind of shoes😩😩
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“Don’t tweet me nonsense, Just buck me in person. I’m tired of twitter warriors”
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If I used to talk to you and it didn’t go anywhere, pls forget about it. Delete it from your memory. It’s not even worth mentioning. Shut up x
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Nah. You lot are dread. You said jack fowler is quiet so he spoke up and now yall shouting “YOU ONLY SAID SOMETHING BECAUSE OF THE TWEETS” shshshdhdh what do you man want???
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@GhostKumi
Bro. He’s been moving mad for a while and everyone is making excuses all the time. Look how rude that was man. With his mixup accent
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What if they're British Jodie? Where do you deport British Terrorists Jodie? What happens then Jodie?
Starting today, we need to round up everyone on a terrorist watch list & deport them all. No room in our prisons so get rid of them...
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They're everywhere, getting cheated on x
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