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The funniest thing is she’s probably explained a couple times
This generation of women don’t explain where u fucked up at. You just wake up and you blocked 😩
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I’m glad Michael Rainey Jr said he’s not taking it lightly because again if the roles was reversed he’d be getting cooked right now
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😂😂 these look like Homer’s shoes
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LMAOOO first glance I thought this was a Yard dance
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Tried to tell off my little cinnamon apple for getting a trim AND wear a grey tracksuit and got this back sksksksksksks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Lmaooooo David said all you nig nogs look the same…this isn’t even the same woman let alone country you fucking idiot
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TAKE IT BACK
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Was anyone else told in primary school that black people cant get nits coz of the oils and grease we use in our hair? At my council tax paying age today at 11:13am I was told this is indeed a lie 😳
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I will never ever understand why people use pull out as a form of contraception…I’ve been saying this for years! Why is no one concerned about pre cum?!
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Like I said to my mate if I buy something for £50 it doesn’t fit so I return it I’m £50 up…he was yelling I’m not…but I am
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I wanna sleep with my window open but in Tottenham I’ll wake up with a crackhead and a fox in my room
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I honestly thought this was Vin Diesel
BREAKING: Sen. Cory Booker Faces Criticism for Wearing Pink Booty Shorts at Capitol After Dress Code Change
"[These shorts] represent the freedom to be oneself in an institution often characterized by conformity. Plus, they're incredibly comfortable."
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Nothing beats stepping off the plane and smelling the Caribbean ( I can’t explain the smell but I’m hoping you lot get what I mean) and the heat slapping you in the face 😍
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Hackney,Kilburn,King’s Cross, Enfield, Upminster, Tottenham honorary mention to Brixton
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If this was a regular thing at more stations I honestly feel it would brighten people’s day
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@ashjkLD84
I hate things like this...it’s like people in Notting hill complaining about carnival - you knew what you was moving into
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I get why u lot call me chaotic...woke up and looked in my clutch bag from last night and found 3 potatoes and a can of tuna
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My opponent..I see u...trust and believe it’s not just you training...I’m ready
@miss87parker
The time is almost upon us, get your affairs in order boo.
I was going to do this top less but after my last gym tweet, I received a few messages telling me I need to keep my clothes on.
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If people on socials are calling you fat why would you ask ppl on socials if you’re fat?
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My mums just finished this season of TopBoy…everytime I message her now she replies with say less 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That’s a good rack! 😍
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That’s not your friend babe
TW😂 My friend shut my panini machine when I was grabbing my sandwich thinking it would be funny😂😩
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Omg I thought it was bbq meat 😭
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Men- I bet you get bare man dming you that want you…
Meanwhile this is the reality 😩🤣🤣 -
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I don’t care if you lot come crying calling me a pick me…I can’t stand this…it’s not cute
This is actually another entitlement thing.
I can't remember who it was but it was a guy and he said that if you put whatever she hates on top of your food, your problem is solved.
Or...you could tell her "no".
IMAGINE THAT.
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I really hope Jorja is thick skinned and understands she is still a gorgeous woman…because some of you are truly horrible people
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@dukeofpeckham
The thing is we have no issue with other people being part of it however respect the origins and the culture
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I know some of you won’t agree with me but Ella is out of order…we had to deal with her constant moaning and push up face for 3 days when they were still open and now when you’re closed you do this?!
#LoveIsland
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Megan thee stallion was tweeted about helping the environment and I swear it’s now 2 weeks later ( could be more or less time not too sure) and she’s arranged a beach clean up with eco friendly bags etc.. I think that is amazing
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Hear me out? She’s bad af
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People with no awareness like this annoys me…why would you walk in front of the swing and pause
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You lot with kids hats off to you man…got my nephew up to get ready for school, showered, half dressed in uniform he goes to me ‘aunty is it morning’ I just continued walking out the room
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This dry audience didn’t even deserve this
Busts Rhymes paying homage to dancehall at the BET awards! Skilli is really my fave lol
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Sorry ✨off brand✨ but I hate porn when the woman is screaming and doing the most….instant turn off and find a next video 😒 does nothing for me kmt ( no so I’ve heard) 😒😒
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People mocking people’s salary is always gonna be weird to me
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A lot of people pick and choose parts of religion which they wish to follow, they do the most but will throw religion in when something doesn’t suit them…lastly…going to your place of worship regularly doesn’t make you better than anyone…God sees if your heart is clean or not.
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I…put the screw….in the tuna….
Without saying its name, what is a tv show that can be instantly recognized based on one quote?
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I bet the guy sitting on the floor ate it 🤣🤣🤣
Y’all someone ate this girl left overs at thanksgiving & she ready to swing 😭
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🥹 I’d pee…hopefully my aim is good…then I’d have a wank 🤣…in the evening hopefully have a good date ( fresh trim and grey tracksuit..cute casual activity date) 🥹 then I’d helicopter in my mirror…😔 oh! And try and do the little jumpy thing you lot do 🥹
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I can’t be around people that constantly complain about every little thing it drains the fuck outta me
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I was drunk in Jamaica & applied for a managerial job in my field..got an interview..was told today I didn’t get it BUT I got good,positive feedback and they said I have so much knowledge I just need to work on the managerial side which can be achieved…so I’m in good spirits ☺️
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People that’s always in some kind of mix up or fall out with people - when will you take responsibility that the issue is you? Coz everybody can’t be wrong 🥴
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Opted for curry chicken
Defrosting chicken but do I make curry chicken or brown stew?
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This is so caribbean
People that don’t start their day with a hot drink are scary (not coffee either)
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Akskkssskkssk
Random question thread just for fun ❤️
1. What’s your mothers maiden name?
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Me seeing the recommended cooking time for 20 mins…sets the oven to 30/35 mins….you cannot trick me
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That reminds me one time someone tweeted their steak and someone commented and said Two paracetamol and the cows up and running again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I’ve made a conscious decision to overcome my gym fear in January and force myself to go 😂 even if I just go on the treadmill for an hour it’s a start 🫣
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You see why I hold the coats and bags and wave from the bench
Thorpe Park's Samurai ride gets stuck midair
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What’s the issue here?
Everyone doing up the flag the face... But 90% of them are the flag and breasts 😂
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Drop a picture of you doing what you love…
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So many life changing memories of this day plus I felt cute
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I’m looking forward to being this nice up again after this fucking tooth gets better
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You but no face…
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@akiyamaamioo
And they should!!! because SA should not be gender neutral you could clearly see how uncomfortable he was after and that is not okay!!!
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My aunt passed today…she had good innings ❤️ I’m glad I spent time with her
Came to visit my great aunt to give her dinner and a cup of tea…she’s 92…need to spend more time with her it’s so good to see her
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At my big council tax paying age I just had to lie to my farda…he asked what I was cooking I told him chicken…it’s pork ribs 😔
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Good thing I read the comments coz I thought you meant the brum film
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