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I Promise You I Can Spell | SVP of the ‘So I’ve Heard’ Committee | Don’t Take Me Seriously - It’s All Nonsense Here | 🪨📄✂️
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Never ever do a good deed if you’re going to hold someone to ransom for it or throw it in their face.
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Guys, I’m tired. I don’t wanna be an independent woman anymore. I need a man to pay for me simply existing.
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I don’t know why people think men say yes to every bit of fanny that comes their way.
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Depends what tunes are playing to be honest… can’t be throwing up ‘west side’ to old school garage.
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Maturing is understanding that behaviour like this can’t slide and fists will fly.
Maturing is understanding that if someone spits on you, you wipe it off and walk away.
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Helping her do her hair. Cute 🥹
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The way you men love a little stomach on a woman 😌 True Kings!
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I don’t understand why sitting in your car outside your house is so peaceful, but it is.
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At this point please rest. You post pics of yourself to be liked by others. You aren’t vetting every single man that likes your pics to check their relationship status so let’s be serious with your intentions on posting screenshots for a second.
Married man likes woman's bikini pics
Woman calls him out for it
Woman is an attention seeking whore
Makes sense 🤦♀️
Men on this app really hate woman don't they 🫠
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Where in Italy please? I’ve got my passport and I am ready.
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All that deliveroo driver has shown (apart from breaching her privacy) is that a grown man doesn’t understand thrush and has tried to shame a woman because her Ph level was off.
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Pepper Ann said “you might identify as a table” sksksksksksks 🤣😂
@MamaCerty
Oriental for things not people. You might identify as a table but rude to assume of someone else.
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Doesn’t the first part lead to the second part?
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Booty shorts, Tee/Vest, hair in a messy bun >>>>
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Good morning to the men and only the men that can actually speak to women and hold a conversation!
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I think both my 20’s and 30’s have taught me that just because you’ve known them a long time, doesn’t mean they are actually a good friend. You’ve probably been ignoring certain behaviours which will all come to light eventually.
Tell me what you learned about friendship in your 20s ladies. Mine was do NOT mix up friendship circles too much.
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So what does it mean when you see a Hippo??? 🦛
Apparently, if you can see a boxing glove, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the potato?
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@Tea_witdre
....especially if she’s pregnant too. Because since when does she wear floaty baggy dresses?! 👀
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Everything in life is a risk. You either wanna help someone or you don’t.
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You see Miles… how are you waiting for the woman to tell you she’s proposing and now you wanna cry and declare feelings. You see men. They are DEMONS 🤣
#MadeInChelsea
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I use to hate this thing! Just dangling there in your vest and knickers with your plimsoles on lol
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Please only speak for yourself lol
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People that talk your business so quick and easy after a friendship ends are dangerous people.
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Ghosting is rude. Some people care. Some people don’t. It’s all relative to how long you’ve been speaking, the levels etc. But as a grown person, if you can’t communicate and have a quick and sometimes an uncomfortable convo then it says a lot about you.
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Live in England.
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When your male friend is finally free from the stress of a tapped woman! Hurrah 🤣🙌🏼
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To all the men that get more pleasure giving than receiving! Have a fantastic day, you Kings 🧡
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Please don’t camp in my DMs. This isn’t a campsite. You are not a tent.
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Clocks go forward this weekend. Lighter brighter morning and nights ahead 🌞🌻🙏🏼
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Bearded men… we love ya’ll (as long as you wash and groom your beards regularly please) 🤣🙏🏼
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Men always have the most to say about celebrity women with children and not being married. Like their mums aren’t unmarried with kids from different men 🤣😂
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Some of you lot haven’t been woken in the early hours of the morning for some hanky panky and it shows 🌝
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I’m out and I accidentally barebacked the toilet seat. I’m going to die init???? 😫😫😫😫😫
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The way men rap to this with passion… when the only person wishing death on them is the mother of their children 🤣
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I need a duvet day with a sweet one. The ones where it’s raining outside but we’re cosy watching movies and eating food all day *sigh*
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Guys, can we petition to lower the retirement age asap. I am TIRED.
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Men will complain they’re starting to look sucked and losing gains. 2 days back in the gym and they’re chiselled like a God.
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@miss87parker
I was told this and I’ll be honest, I haven’t ever known a black person to have nits 🤔
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Let’s see if my injury stays away and I can get a routine going in the gym again 🙏🏼
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I was either 24 or 26 here 😅
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This thread literally makes you so grateful for the solid friendships you have. It is really is true about your friendship group getting smaller the older you get.
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We can all get it on tap if we really wanted, but it’s probably not the person you really want it with 🤷🏻♀️
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You tell a man you aren’t interested because you have a man. And then he says “Ok, but I’m a footballer!”
Have some shame 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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It’s all fake outage with people wanting to try and humble others for their life choices. SW has been happening since the dawn of time.
Being shocked that IG models are prostitutes is wild because what else did you think was going on
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@PrincesaAyesha
He’s a catfish - Lied about his age, ethnicity and height etc etc. And would try to send his sex tape to loads of women on here and sent unsolicited videos to woman who didn’t consent. All come to light today! he’s deactivated because a person DMd him and called him out.
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What a time.
This is what a great Friday night looked like when I was a teenager
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I aspire to be this level of relaxed and unbothered.
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Life is literally a bunch of trials and tribulations, processing and healing.
It never ends 🔃
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@tearsandothers
Desperation to stay relevant is real. He thought he was being so creative with that caption 😂
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Passport is sorted. I’m now ready for one of yous to take me on a solo trip 🌝
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Movie date and I can be…. Nvm
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I need to find out who the first person was that discovered horses need shoes, and whether they survived doing it.
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