🌶️𝕻𝖊𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖓𝖓
@Missjeangrey21
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Best 97p I've spent in a while. Also I think I'm turning into my nan. 😊
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A lot of women are more concerned with being called a pick me rather than a whore? What a time we live in.
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Having NW and N, but no NE, While simultaneously having SW and SE but no S.
What is London math?.
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32 babyyyy. All thanks to the most high 🙏🏼. Thank you guys for all your lovely messages.
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Today £2 could never.
Getting £2 a day for school was crazy. Because you could literally buy crisps ,penny sweets, a drink and 4 wings .
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Told my kids, best behaviour and I'll let them have Wednesday off school. Well I've had two cuppas made for me, living room cleaned and now they're doing their room. Jokes on them, schools striking wednesday. Schools closed 🤣.
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Everything @temsbaby touches is Gold! And 'If Orange was a place' is certainly no exception. 👌🏻 🔥🔥.
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Too many parents are expecting school to raise their children.
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Wait so I just read that only 26% of people have a narrator inside their head. You mean to tell me most people don't have a mini self inside their brain talking shit to them all day everyday? 😵💫 Mind blown.
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I could write some sentimental caption about nature and family time etc. But nope, went to feed the ducks and my butt looked good. That is all.
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Had to squeeze Into this size 8 as it was the last one lol. Keep or na?
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Good morning to men with full beards and a lil belly. Ily 🫶🏻.
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@ConfusedTeenaga @AkpraiseMedia Awful move but thankfully the right tattoo artist can turn that Into "lady" 🤞🏻.
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Everyday 30+ this this that. Wait till you hit 30 and tell me u don't still feel like a kid dressed as an adult just winging it every single day.
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Imagine inviting a man over, intentionally to cook FOR him, just to tell him fix his own plate. Then, wait - thennnn, *acting* confused "about his home life" so you can run and tell the internet that he even had manners? My flabbers are gasted.
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@Santandave1 Watch Dave drop some bars like ."I'm in an Uber chillin with my rottweiler, .I don't even want Ur girl dog, my Thot wilder" .🤣🤣🤔.
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Flights booked, anyone know what vaccines I need when visiting Croydon?.
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Making spag bol and my 4y.o just came in and asked "is dinner gonna taste nice today?" (I'm sorry?).I said, "of course". She said "phew, thanks" and skipped away. I must be a dickhead.
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Nobody cuss better than Jamaicans, Irish & Nigerians. They are HILARIOUS 🤣😭🤣😭.
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I can't be the only person who thinks shower sex is overrated?.
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Finally, I love wearing orange 🤌🏻🧡
Quote THIS With A Pic Or Vid Of 🫵🏽 Wearing Orange❕🔸🔶🔸📱👌🏽👀.
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@AprillFlowerz @TypicalFarrah @AdrianneTheOne It doesn't sound like that either. She said he resented her for packing him lunches. Like damn, food that bad?! 😂.
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It's finally that time of year when people stop asking me "do you tan or just burn?"
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Na man everyone just used to lying about what they really want. He communicated that perfectly and respectfully. He dodged a bullet imo.
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DMing randoms to promote your uck abilities like one door to door salesman is wild. 😂.
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Lord cover our babies as we send them out into the world 🙏🏻.
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My son has a match at 2 and he thought I couldn't get the time off, he doesn't know I've already planned to be there. He's going to be so happy 🥹🥹.
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@Clxrks @dakid_online @yourcroydon But if u withold council tax they be on your case before fly lay egg 🙄.
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Me, knowing about 2 Vybz Kartel songs but still enjoying the vibes on the TL 😂
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@ACSfessions Hypersexuality is a common trauma response to SA. It's the minds way of trying to regain control where you once felt violated & vulnerable. Try and talk to someone, friends or professionals and get therapy. Rape crises and the survivors trust are great charities that may help you.
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I don't mean to brag, but Irish are some of the funniest people to exist. Along with Somalis and Jamaicans. 😂🤌🏻.
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I think I wear red like once a year
Drop a pic of yourself wearing RED!!!.
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Woke up to the start of my new, soft life. Chat to me niceee 😂
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As an adult there's no reason for you to be habitually late. Fix up.
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11. drop a selfie or mirror photo that you took in 2024.
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Met a guy who told me he didn't & can't have kids of his own but had custody of his late twin sisters 2 kids. Showed me pics & all. Turns out that late sis was his very much alive Fiancée & BM. When I confronted him, he said it's his ex but he loves her like a sister 🤣🤢.
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I will never get over the fact that my TWIN BROTHER has a tattoo that reads "born alone, die alone" - like fuck me right? 🤣🤣🤣 Eeejit.
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My son meeting the lord mayor dressed as miles morales is the most random thing 😂😂😂
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Good Morning to the men with grey hairs in their beards. 😍.
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Why, is your aim as shit as your music?.
I’ll make something go over your head.
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You see this kid. 🙄😭
My eldest is performing live at the royal opera house and I just needed to show off a sec 😍 SO PROUD.
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This is why I've been single for 5 years bc all I do is stay at home and listen to music 😂
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Áine, from London. This is my art ✨
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So I've stuck my hot water bottle under my skirt while I made dinner. My 5y.o just came in and called me granny butt 😭😭😭😭
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I promise, you 𝘤𝘢𝘯 choose to not share something with the internet and still have a good day. Try it if you don't believe me.
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Them days men were in the club dressed like they just splurged their EMA in Claire's accessories. 😂😂😂😂
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Men, would you find this distracting during backshots? 🤔.
Mind-blowing work by mattjordantattoo/via IG 🤯🔥.How long do you think this took?
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That is Di Maria.
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Who else remembers downloading tunes on limewire, lining up a fire playlist onto the MP3 player, only to be interrupted by bill clinton. 🙄 Or am I old?.
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Me, but no face
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Middle of nandos, he asks me if I could tickle him.
What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on???.
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I've breastfed 3 children over 3ish years. I've had to whip a tit out on demand in some awkward places to nurse my child 😂 I'm very past caring if my nipples are visible through a dress believe me. 😂.
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By time we reached 30+ many of us have lost elders, parents, family, friends, to age, illness, MH, or violence. So believe there is not one person (especially on twitter) that can dictate to me how or if I can have fun at such a turning point in my life. you must be mad.
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Roasting. The more I love you the more you get it 😂.
What is your love language? I’m trying to see something.
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