Tre Deuce
@BigTeezo
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It’s been a minute! BRAND NEW MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW!!! Retweet, listen & show some love ❤️👊🏾 Via @MixtapeMadness
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Man said he’s saving up to purchase a black woman. Wake up.
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Racism is only taught, coz look how fucking innocent the don is.
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You man had beards in primary school stop waffling.
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“It’s in the league positions if you see any progress for me”. “Any cup competition can give you a trophy but it’s an ego thing for managers…”. “It’s not like a trophy will say that we’re back”
🎙️ | Ten Hag: "Listen, behind [Man] City, we have won the most trophies over the last two years - so we performed better than anyone else. That’s the reality. Those are the facts. This year, we want to win trophies - and I am quite confident we will build up to this. "
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Mendy is actually that guy who got expelled but is always outside the school.
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THE BEST GK IN THE WORLD. THE BEST EVER RB. THE GREATEST EVER CB TO PLAY THE GAME. THE BEST LB IN THE WORLD. THE BEST CDM. THE BEST WINGER IN THE WORLD. THE BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD. Had an easy UCL run and when they finally bucked a half decent side they bottled it.
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Varane is juggling the ball in the opps box? I NEVER want to see maguire again.
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A MAN WENT TO ERIDIVISE AND LEFT BAKAYOKO, KUDUS, GAKPO, XAVI SIMMONS & SAID YEAH ANTONY IS WHO WE PUT 100 MILLION BRITISH POUNDS STERLING ON? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
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Some people really don’t deserve kids or anything, how can you be this sick
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Bare man can’t cook, can’t paint, can’t fix things around the house etc. Bare man actually can’t do the bare minimum loool.
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Real Madrid are sickening, they wanted to get Davies, Trent & yoro all on a free? LOOOOOOOOL.
🚨🇨🇦 Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß on Alphonso Davies: “We told him very clearly that if he doesn't renew his contract, we will let it expire”. “He won't get any more money”. ↪️⚪️ Real Madrid remain interested in Davies also for summer 2025 in case he will be a free agent.
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How do these man allocate fans? Like is it a 50/50 split or 70/30 to the team playing home? 🤣🤣.
🇮🇹🏟️ The San Siro has SOLD OUT for the 1st leg of the Milan derby. It's going to be pure fireworks!
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Some of my guys ain’t ever experienced heartbreak, some are nearly 30, I told the mandem you better go have a relationship asap cah if you have your first heartbreak in your 30s, u might mistake that for a midlife crisis.
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That’s why pique sacked her, she’s mopping carpet.
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Can’t lie, enzo has to be held to the same standards as pogba. They misprofiled him due to his price tag. For 120 ms enzo has to control & dictate games alone, has to bag 20+ goals and 20+ assists whilst leading the best defensive actions for midfielders. Anything less is a flop.
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THEY SAID THEY DIDNT CARE ABOUT THE FA CUP. THE CARABARO CUP. THE EUROPA. THEY SAID THEY WERE FOCUSING SOLELY ON THE PREMIER LEAGUEEEEEEEE AND THEY STILLLLLL BOTTLED IT?.
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Martinelli all comps 33 games - 14 G/A.Garnacho all comps 30 games - 11 G/A. But it’s rashford guys wanna reach for, compare him to lil bro.
An out of form Gabriel Martinelli is only 3 goals behind "in the form of his life" Marcus Rashford 🤣
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U need a woman that understands when its PS4 time she can do her own ting on her phone.
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So grealish who didn’t take a penalty was partying less than 24hours after their final loss but Rashford and Sancho taking a plane singing along to songs is where people draw the line 😂😂😂.
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Niggas wanna go jail for wat they have more access to being free, app full of retards.
me arriving for my first day at HMP Wandsworth
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Fiat 500 gwarning like they’re involved in narcos.
@brittfrancescax LOL not even making 25% of the profit 😭.
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I used to link some chick & fam I swear I couldn’t tell wat she was on so I never tried nutin, just slapped her in the friend zone. Then one time I was leaving her whip and she said “u wanna beat” I was looking around like wah lool no build up play at all just stoke football.
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To tell her she was closed down by Hugo in front of everyone to save face is a likkle man ting #loveIsland.
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Ima be real, stuff like this makes me not give 2 shits what’s going on in Ukraine.
This is being widely shared online. Black student Stanley Tany, was reportedly chased into a Ukraine police station by neo-Nazis-but forced to leave. To face the Nazis outside. Apparently Stanley has not been seen since. #Stanleytany. "I cannot go outside, they want to harm me"
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That’s wat enabled them to build how they’ve built. Over here You got man crying about Garnacho 😂😂😂😂😂, they want to be like Real Madrid until it’s time to start moving like them.
🚨 Real Madrid earned €218 Million from academy player sales from 2019 to 2025, the most from all current big six league champions. @Football_BM💰
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City might not finish top 4. And if the excuse is that Rodri is injured LOOOOOOL. Pep is nowhere near SAF I’m sorry but the disrespect on the Goat is insane.
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They’ll scream rashford out then gas bums like this LOOOL.
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Wiley to his mum in the middle of the night it was time to get her out the country
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LOOOOOOOOOOL “you’re gonna try push man to the side now” man thought he was going to eat off two gyal djdndjdndd #loveIsland.
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Didn’t lampard finish top 4 with a young squad and a transfer ban?.
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United barely sign African players let alone youth players. I like that we got Christopher vivell to bring the connections to African talent. We need favela and African specialists, man that know REAL poverty. They’re not here to play with their opportunities.
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Michael was actually in his toxic masculinity bag I’m only deeping it now I’m older.
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A lot of people don’t even have £1,000 in savings 🤣🤣 so all this internet chat is hilarious.
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The comments are jokes, shows people never really liked AJ. Black man always have to do the “humble” gimmick whilst u get bums like Conor McGregor being lauded for being coke head cunts loooool comedy.
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Men lying to their women that they are asleep so they can enjoy some late night PlayStation with the mandem. Women lying They’re asleep so they can tek next wood.
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5 x UCL winner is saying this but man on Twitter who can’t even ball at Sunday league level will tell u otherwise 😂.
This is unreal praise from Casemiro to Rashford.
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Gyal want a laid back man until it’s argument time then it’s “you don’t even care”.
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GARY NEVILLE SAID U AINT GOT THE MINERALSSSSSSSSSSS AND U CALLED HIM A HATER.
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When one don was telling me he gave his mrs chlamydia and had to crush up pills in her tea daily so she wouldn’t know I knew some man are sick.
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GUYS WERE SAYING THIERRY HENRY WOULD GO OUT WIDE TO ACCOMMODATE ROBERTO FIRMINO LOOOOOOOOOL.
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Garnacho is crap man. I don’t care about his numbers, he’s crap.
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THEY WONT REMEMBER THIS CLIP BECAUSE IT DONT SUIT THEIR AGENDA.
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Drive safe on these roads man, I tried to brake & lost control of my car & crashed. I’m gutted 💔.
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Mostack got cheated on? I thought they were having a yute? This why u don’t need a gyal in ur prime just focus on you and your goals blud.
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I feel sorry for man that think coz they aren’t 6ft or have a beard they won’t get a woman lool pls step out of twitter and enter the real world my bros.
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We’re at an age where replies should not be that deep unless ur jobless and constantly on your phone, people grind, it gets tiring, people want time to themselves, it’s not by force it needs to be explained. If someone can’t understand that then you need to sack them.
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He's a real g, certain man would've deleted the pic and been embarrassed and stopped tweeting, wat a lad 👌☝️ http://t.co/K52m3E9PzV.
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1 if they’re wifey/wcw otherwise 7, exactly, there’s no 7 so go home.
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We can continue to abuse our players as long as we aren’t giving garnacho criticism lmao.
🚨📸 - Marcus Rashford is in the building for Nets-Knicks! 🏀🇺🇸
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If I’m mad or upset with someone I tend to not speak for a couple hours at least, I need to calm down to speak logically. Arguments happen coz people think it’s acceptable to speak in a heated moment.
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Women love begging for money and handouts then love hiding it with “as a man”. What do you know about being a man, you’re a woman looool.
"As a man if you are not sending me money, what are you doing?". - Lydia
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If u don’t feel like going, get up, leave ur yard and go, as soon as u step foot through the doors, you’ll feel it.
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When a woman’s horny and u turn down sex watch how they move lol.
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Imagine having kids with someone, married, 30+ & a divorce is your first heartbreak, that could send a man overboard.
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Jadon sancho is a talented player and Jadon sancho stunk of shit at Manchester United. Two things can be true guys.
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These times apparently if it’s fake you’re supposed to keep it. That woman’s always acting weird wenever I’m there. They even try think they’re sly and follow me down aisles like I’m a thief. @NisaLocally SYMs.
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Women a sick, that’s rape wtf.
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Lool u kno man go into relationships within 2-3 months with women they actually want. Just some food for thought.
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United fans will be fighting for mctominay and awb to stay and in the same breath will tell u that u need to sell Bruno and rashford to improve. Make it make sense.
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Wys we rate pens when it’s not Bruno, Rashford, Pogba or CR7. I hear it.
Cole Palmer has now scored 12/12 penalties he has taken in the Premier League, the most of any player with a 100% record in Premier League history. He did it with a Panenka. 🥶
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Apparently eva has a man outside of the villa? Don’t make me cry looooooooooool #Loveisland.
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Mandem are blowing money to make gyal feel them, if she ain’t feel you without money she shouldn’t be able to know u got money.
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70-80% of people who do surgery just end up looking worse than before imo.
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