Does anyone else have a fear that the Tories could remove your ability to vote them out by finding yourself within a privatised Charter City? I mean, that’s a ridiculous notion - isn’t it?
How dare you have a disposable income, a decent health service or clean water! How dare you study the humanities or have houses or opinions or eat nice things (or even eat!) How dare you protest about global warming (or anything.) It's all your fault - how dare you not be rich!
@Jobaker9
@sainsburys
When this happened to me I just disowned the kids and told them to shoo and stop following me. They tell me that they often talk to their Counsellor about this incident.
If you think this Government are taking us down a dark and dangerous path that was last seen in the 1930’s, and don’t mind occasional sweary content of a mix of nonsense and outrage (of variable quality) then we should join forces.
#FollowBackFriday
Guardian reply 🤣
"I have worked at Defra for the last 17 years and we have had the misfortune to work for some seriously poor Ministers but Liz Truss was comfortably the worst. How on earth she was allowed to progress from that role to bigger responsibilities is unfathomable."
Hope can be a dangerous thing, but I’m getting strong intuitions that the Government is going to collapse soon under the weight of its own hubris and lies – is anyone else feeling this?
@caitlinmoran
For me, Chris Packham is one of the great excellent men – raising awareness on autism and the beneficial effects of nature on mental health – plus, he has a very intriguing doc coming up on Channel 4 called “Is It Time to Break the Law?”
Real estate developer Tim Gurner says we need more pain, more layoffs, and higher unemployment in the economy to “kill” the arrogance of workers.
Stop calling these people job creators. Businesses do not exist to create jobs. They exist to create profit.
So Sunak (Tiny Temper) is having a pyjama party in the HOC's to force fully grown adults into believing a fact isn’t a fact in order to render our human rights meaningless, and that an International Court (that we’re signed up to) is in fact a foreign Court– did I get that right?
Remember when he used to be called Dishy Rishi? What new names can anyone think of? I'll start off with a crap one so yours can shine all the brighter - Petri Dishy Rishi.
Ok, Sunak - I’ve just resigned from my secure job to become a Psychopathic Billionaire – now what do I do?
Out of touch Rishi Sunak says people should give up jobs to take risks
This brave Armchair Detective waited all night outside the port for the boat to arrive (pissing in bottles and eating biscuits) - choosing his quarry, he followed them for 3 miles to the benefits office, peering through the window he saw them filling in forms – sterling work!
Don't smoke, drink in moderation, eat your vegetables, exercise, laugh with friends and have a positive outlook - it will hopefully allow you to live long enough to hear the news that Johnson has died.
If you haven't seen this doc, then it's essential viewing - a forensic examination of how Hitler instructed the senior members of his party to dismantle piece by piece a democratic Government.
We had TV journalists from Finland filming at
@EarlsfieldFood2
today. They had flown over especially to do a feature on food banks and poverty in the UK.
Yep, our poverty is news abroad. (Well, the gov did say they wanted to UK to be "world-beating"...)
It’s not so much the prospect of a Labour win, it’s the prospect of flushing people like Sunak, Gove, Mogg, Coffey, Mordaunt, Kuenssberg, Gullis, Kevin Edger, Grimes, and Shapps down the f*ckin’ shitter!
@SimonCalder
@MarinaPurkiss
Can't we just get everyone that still believes in Brexit to be made to live in special containers where they are hooked up to a virtual reality of the 1970's and the rest of us can just move on and scrap Brexit?
This Kafkaesque nightmare never ends - Trump is forever on trial and running for President talking the usual bollocks - and the other Blonde Buffoon is still strutting the world stage as if he's still the PM. Even Liz Truss pops up now and again, like an undigested sweetcorn.
If the rumours are true that Angela Rayner recently placed a fork in the spoon compartment of the drawer, then how can we trust her to Deputy the country!
As if Sunak would have created a spat over the Elgin Marbles to divert attention away from the Covid enquiry that could have potentially incriminated him and exposing even further the ineptitudes of this Government and also keeping the Gammons happy by snubbing Yoanni Foreigner?
@Charles03816030
Are the charges really going through? It's been mentioned before - if they do, then that's it for me, I'm not paying money to write the shit I write.
Is anyone else thinking that with the laughing gas ban that you could potentially be stopped and searched if you were laughing in the street?
That's too absurd isn't it?
Musk thinks that because he's bought the company that we're now his employees, doesn't he? He'll have everyone going on a mandatory team building exercise next.
Just think, fully grown adults at the heart of power may have sat in rooms thinking of nicknames for Starmer - and some wag suggested, 'Sir Softie?' And if so, was it met with high fivery, back slapping and general sniggering? Who knows? Flaccid right comedy right there.
If you're planning to, "home hospital," then install a vending machine for hungry visitors, charge for parking and get a curtain rail around the bed so you can wash your bits undisturbed.
@supertanskiii
With this, and with Angela Rayner on banning zero hours contracts, I'm almost beginning to get a shred of hope back with Labour - about time.
UK February 2023: The food shortages are definitively caused by Brexit, the BBC says otherwise, Therese Coffey is saying we should just eat Turnips, Ben Wallace is saying we are 7 years away from a war - so here we are...
New: Remarkable interview with Tory MP
@GullisJonathan
@PatrickChristys
on
@GBNEWS
last night in which he told how he has bullet proof cling film across the windows of his home, & a panic button in his bedroom. And, to anyone planning to threaten him at home, he says this:
The staggering, small-time idiocy of this Brexit ‘freedom’ sums up the sheer pointlessness of the whole sorry exercise. The genuine freedoms taken from us all to impose this relentlessly naff and costly nonsense is pitiful.
You can feel the country shrinking.
But what are we meant to do? Just take to the streets? How does that work? Who organises this? (Think of the catering and the loos!) How do you turf out a "democratically" elected Government? I don't think we're apathetic, I think we're just too decent, that's why we're trapped.
Think of those poor bastards who work in Retail - standing up in a stress position for 9 hours in a brightly lit area, with the same 10 Christmas songs on a loop all day.
The very same torture methods employed in Guantanamo Bay.