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A joke about graduating from a school called Plantation High School
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Celtics fans getting ready for Game 1
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$700 Million ???
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@DaFattestDon Did he say 1-2-2-4-8-7, or 1-2-4-4-8-7, or...
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Saying Kevin Hart was never funny is a dam lie
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Me enjoying Jay Z coming for Kanye, then realizing we’re never getting Watch The Throne 2
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@niccoyat your tv in 4 days
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“I’ve seen fiends recover from everything, but I never seen them rebound off the glass”
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What’s a bar that had you goin crazy when you first heard it?
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@Dd0llaz Throwing haymakers and still ended with a dick to his chest. Green vest won the fight but lost the war.
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@espn Redskins put 10 men on the field after Sean Taylor died. The Bills ran it to his side for 20yds
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@overtime Tf a helmet was gonna do here
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@rahsh33m Had a deaf teacher teaching us sign language. You would think that would be best but all we did was put our heads down and yelled out the answers for tests
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@arieella_ Of course it’s the person with no job who doesn’t recognize someone with one 😂
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@90sWWE @trishstratuscom She's responsible for a lot of stiff socks
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@WorldWideWob Tyler Herro and Matt Ryan tonight
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@WaveyForever Bron won with him
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@GovRonDeSantis
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Happy MLK Day!
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Hurricanes going from Manny Diaz to Mario Cristobal
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@layxsnv Ed Reed right now
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“YEAH GLO!”
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@ronkrasnow If you can find me this many examples of Dallas’ own organization corroborating the racism of their fans, I’ll concede
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@crim_tweets_ When I get pulled over
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@garlicmeg Yep. Crazy how Beyonce is always forced to dress up
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@SheerOpulence2 Nah the person who actually went through the Ghetto Gaggers library to find her is a menace 😂😂
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@SaycheeseDGTL And they convinced people that Tidal was the bad one
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The OG passport bros
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@RoyIsThaTruth When she got home
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@Mahogany_Mama Don’t forget a brush
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Stop capping
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@SAINT4POTUS That’s Jess Hilarious
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@Cudalla “Say that corn shit lil nigga”
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@iHad2GoGetit “You stir it up a little bit?”
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@FunkyyKongg @TheHoopCentral @BenGolliver Funny thing is Sage definitely don’t know about that 😂
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@antbaconmusic Ain’t even want them there when they retired his jersey
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@Phil_Lewis_ This was 6 years ago??
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@NouvelleParis_ @matthaniaa_ Uber gonna give that baby 10% off his next 10 trips
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@BoneKnightmare Not even the wildest punch I’ve seen today
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vids that go hard
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The silence 💀💀
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@zackosama__ Not being funnier than Katt ain’t an L. Not many people are
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@The1stGentleman Nigga was yea-ing like they was reminiscing 😂 😂
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@CoolGuy_Ant @DaFattestDon IDC if it look like the Super Bowl parking lot. Everyone waiting till I get my free gas lol
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@dijoni Same energy
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@ohthatsamori Her clit when you finally find it
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Kim Kardashian every time she saves a black man’s life after her family ruined another
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@BlkBettySS @AudVisuals Nah fuck that. How about you accept as a customer, maybe the Customer ain’t always right. 95% of the time they don’t even know wtf they’re talking about. Don’t get buck with the employee who’s making minimum wage cuz your experience didn’t go exactly how you envisioned
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“Bron don’t wanna see Dame!” “Lakers bout to lose to the Rockets” “Bron can’t make it in the West!” “CLIPPERS IN 5!”
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First the India Arie discourse, now the Keke Palmer/boyfriend convo. This gonna be a long ass month
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@msshanitarenee You know nuance and twitter don’t mix
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@wojespn John Wall when Harden dribbles for 22 seconds to shoot a step back
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@XXL IT JUST CAME OUT
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@CfcTJ1 @CARTlSCHOPPA Implying that you have a deadly weapon is a crime in most places. At the least it's coercion
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@Son_ImSleep Wassup baby, talk that shit now
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@ChassidyMillig8 @Mahogany_Mama A black mom shaking her head
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*Josh Allen kills a newborn* Tony Romo: I didn't like the look in that baby's eyes Jim
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Josh Allen: *almost gets sacked and throws incomplete pass* Tony Romo: “THAT is how you win!” 🤡
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@KingTyyx @BryMontana @BleacherReport "Prime Kyle Korver" 😂😂😂
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@Morbidful She said
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Terrio about to be the first XXXL Freshman
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@MolliesGame I grew up in Florida sweetie
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Since Tidal is trending, I’m dropping this gem on my TL
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@_badassiee Press it and this plays
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@prisonn_break_ Teddy was a menace
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@aliyahlohan “I’m not my ancestors. Sincerely, these hands”
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💯 A lot of people want the riches but don’t wanna put in the seizures, strokes, and heart attacks it takes to be great 🙏🏿
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Rick Ross says he doesn't sleep much because he is a Go Getter
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Dads watching their family run up the water bill, washing their hands 50x a day to avoid the coronavirus
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"jAY Z dIdn'T cOMe FOr kAnYE"
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@CoCoa_Jenelle @keyon Cuz then his problem would be solved and there wouldn’t be a point in making a tik tok
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@RyanLayne17 @virgosgrooviest Good thing no one was getting diseases before the covid vaccine
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@GilsArenaShow Celtics Fans getting ready for Game 1
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@HVTWpodcast “This isn’t a trailer park”
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@mambaforev3r There’s always competition
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Gotta be this one
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What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV?
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@Comptonx187 @ACadouglas The show that you see isn’t the entire show. It’s edited
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@FatKidDeals “Lift your nightgown up nigga”
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@Comptonx187 @ACadouglas I’m saying the show that you see isn’t the entire show that happened live. Def Jam wasn’t like Apollo where they showed you everyone that bombed
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@CallMe_Kratos @ReggiSaxx “If Johnny has 5 apples…”
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Congress is right. Video games are too realistic with their violence. I was playing Grand Theft Auto V and you don’t even get a star for shooting an unarmed black man
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Andre Drummond let Luka do this to him on Black History Month
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Luka put Andre Drummond in a body bag 👀
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@iampuffdagoat @SouthBeachSheed Download shortcuts for iPhone then search google for twitter download shortcut. You’ll never have to ask for a link again
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@ArianFoster Batman Stan’s are just people who fantasize about making a citizen’s arrest
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