Monkey D.eron Uzumaki
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USC Lakers Dodgers #Raidernation I troll
Dunder Mifflin
Joined October 2011
RT if your favorite player never left his team and still won 5 rings.
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This Ja situation really makes you appreciate the Kobe's and Lebron's. 15+ years in the league with no scandals whatsoever. They just balled. Nothing but great loyal, black men. 🙏🏾.
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Warriors started season 45-5.Clippers started season 50-2.Memphis started season 40-7. All them fan bases talked shit and clowned Lakers for starting season 2-10. All of them in Cancun while Lakers in the WCF
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You know what’s sad? What these past 2 games has shown us?. Lakers and Nuggets are dead even as far as talent goes. Guess where Nuggets are 100x better than Lakers at?. Coaching.
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NEVER would happen to Kobe.NEVER would happen to Lebron.NEVER would happen to Jordan.
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Lakers started 2-10. Clippers started 25-3. Niggas made fun of us all season. They going home in 1st round while we heading to 2nd
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Lakers LITERALLY started playing better when Schroder went to bench and Vando came it. Wonder how the game would have looked like if Vando started LIKE WE ALL WANTED HIM TO.
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A sniper who hits 10 cops and no protesters, from a distance, at an elevated angle, is no regular Dallas nigga. That's a trained assassin.
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Warriors started season 35-9.Clippers started season 30-3.Grizzlies started season 42-2. Lakers started season 2-10. Niggas clowning now but we STILL made it further than all 3 teams
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@DailyLoud I'm pretty sure 99% of the world, Male and Female would hook up with Megan Thee Stallion.
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If you from LA the correct teams to root for are:. Lakers.Dodgers.USC.Raiders. That’s it. There is no other variation that is okay.
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Bro the Nuggets are talking a lot. like a lot. From their coach to KCP to brown. Can't remember last time Lakers talked like that other than humbly saying how they respect the opponent.
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Reaves is special man. Kobe once said it takes a certain player to come play for the Lakers. We've seen veterans either struggle here when they come or not want to come at all. For dude to be this effective, in the playoffs, in his second year. Maaaannnn.
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1 felony on your record and you can basically kiss getting a good job goodbye. It fucks up your life. 34 felonies and he’s on the verge of becoming president…again…. shit crazy bruh.
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Yall see what Heat just did to Boston in Boston with no Jimmy Butler? They evened up the series. Is it because Heat have more talent that Lakers? Nope. Heat have Erick Spoelstra.Lakers have Darvin Ham. Don’t EVER tell me coaching doesn’t matter and Ham is doing a good job.
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They just said that Refs told Draymond to stop talking and he said "No, don't single me out I'm not finna stop you better T me up". Refs have yet to T him up 😂 all you need to know about tonight's officiating.
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Kobe took Josh Powell, DJ Mbenga, Sasha Vujacic, Adam Morrison and Jackie Chan to the finals n won N I'm suppose to feel sorry for LeBron?
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@TheNBACentral @SIChrisMannix This y'all MVP? Blud blames everyone else and doesn't take responsibility? Y'all got it.
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Lmaoooooooo just realized JaMichael Green was on that Clippers squad that blew a 3-1 lead to Denver in the bubble 😭 😭 😭 😭.
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@grindfacetv @nomad_blcksheep Cheapshot AF. Was hiding behind other dude and then swung while backpedaling.
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@SportsCenter Damn this nasty work posting a role player instead of the Lightskin y'all niggas were saying surpassed Mamba and Bron.
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The league should be investigated letting a Celtics fan ref this game against the Lakers.
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@DailyLoud Yet Kyle Rittenhouse out free after killing people. Wonder what's different between them? 🤔
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@JayBabyEars Dudes blacker than Stephan A Smith. Max Kellerman.Piccolo.Austin Reaves.Justin Timberlake.Justin Bieber.Steph Curry.
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Pelicans "Won the trade" missed the playoffs and got the 14th pick 😭.
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@realbbymula Why not? They are still human beings and deserve apologies and explanation when they e been wrong. It shows them accountability.
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@GuruLakers “He just had better game than me. I had a game plan and just didn’t execute. It is what it is. It’s a make or break life”.
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Lakers started the season 2-10. Clippers started the season 35-1. Clippers said they ran LA. They got knocked out in 1st round while Lakers heading to 2nd
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FIRE DARVIN HAM.FIRE DARVIN HAM.FIRE DARVIN HAM.FIRE DARVIN HAM.FIRE DARVIN HAM.FIRE DARVIN HAM.FIRE DARVIN HAM.FIRE DARVIN HAM.FIRE DARVIN HAM.FIRE DARVIN HAM.
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Klay Thompson with 60 after 3. KOBE had 61 after 3 tho
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Ham cannot play Bron at the 5 and Rui at the 4 when AD resting tonight.
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It sucks when you meet a girl and she cool as hell but her boyfriend be hating. I like her too nigga damn
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@BBCNewsbeat My 5 year old little girl gives me kisses on the lips when I tell her to kiss me. what's the problem?. that's my princess forever. .
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@ThexGreatxOne @LocalMemphis Nigga prob don't even like ol girl he just wanted to see Drake.
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@TheNBACentral @loganmmurdock @ringer And I'm okay with his answer. Dude got punched by him. He doesn't have to have a relationship with him. Just like everyone has someone they don't like at work but still keep it professional, that's how it should be. We all act like they need to be friends or sum.
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@iknowsport666 And that niggas STILL get subbed out in crunch time cus he ass defensively LMAO.
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Don't let Curry airballing a 3 with 50 seconds left distract you from the fact that Austin Reaves is
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Still can’t believe Darvin Ham started both Cam Reddish and Taurean Prince for a good chunk of season….
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Kobe would have never passed to Korver with 30 seconds left. Kobe would have shot over all 5 of the Warriors players. AND MADE IT.
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My girl told me to stop watching Lakers news or she'll break up with me. I told her "Girlfriends come and go but banners last forever".
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Ham is still not a good coach. That 26 point lead evaporated late 3rd cus he had Prince/Dlo/AR out there and now Bron and AD have both had to play whole 4th quarter to secure W.
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Lol LeBron thought he was gonna head to the finals undefeated like Kobe did
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Wolves went on 7-0 run. JJ Reddick immediately called a timeout. Last year (insert team) goes in a 15-0 run. Ham:
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Blud. Y'all the clippers of football.
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@Zvbear Maaaaaaaaaan it's close. They both fine. I'd prob marry Beyonce but I'd cheat on her with Margot. On Kobe.
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@Giannis_An34 Blud what disrespect?? You lost as a #1 seed vs a #8 play in seed 😭 just take the loss and come back stronger next year.
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@so14below @CoopMurcielago White boy wanted to partake as well but didn't know if it was just a black people thing lol.
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When your girl starts losing weight and gaining her confidence back so you get her pregnant and now she has to start all over.
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Fuck, this isn't what I wanted 😤. Got hooked on another Netflix series in Suits smh. Now I'm binge watching it cus it's good and Meghan Markle fine AF.
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Y'all wanna know why we down 12 points? Ham decided to start schroder instead of Vando. In the 1st quarter, Denver outrebouding us 21 to 6. 21 rebounds for Denver.6 for Lakers. We are down 12 because 7 of those are offensive rebounds.
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LeBron = Peyton Manning.Kobe = Tom Brady. LeBron better stats but Kobe got the .💍💍💍💍💍.
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Watching Suits and man Meghan Markle is gorgeous.
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“This debate is so rigged! Those moderators should be ashamed of themselves! ABC is a disgrace! They are ganging up on President Trump!”
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@ShannonSharpe Bro I really don't know. We've ALL had to eat some humble pie after talking shit and we've taken it like men. But to talk before Game 1, talk After Game 2 and Ghost Game 3/4/6 is the EPITOME of being a front runner.
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When she pays for dinner and expects sex in return
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