@AliceRHamilton
I just talked with my mom about getting rid of guns and she brought up how people can “steal $900 worth of stuff and just walk right out”
I pointed out that’s not the conversation right now. But it’s always “but what about this”
Menfolk, I have a question
What’s a good way to give you compliments without seeming like I’m hitting on you?
I like giving compliments but I want us both to feel comfortable
@FredTaming
A couple of these women could just be out living their lives, wearing what they want to wear. Like those last two? It definitely could just be a hot day lol
Tip for dating me:
Don’t ever buy me roses. They’re expensive and I’d rather just have the cash, dude. Hand over the wallet and nobody gets hurt. Phone too. Empty your pockets. This is a mugging now.
Darth Vader strolls in to the cantina, all eyes on him
He walks to the jukebox, presses a button, and turns to face the crowd
“I’ve Got Friends in Low Places” comes on and everyone cheers
“More like Garth Vader” he whispers to himself, finally free
@CanIGetSumHead
Oh gosh so it’s possible some of those dudes never knew I liked them? I thought they just didn’t like me back. They probably just didn’t like me back. I’m sure that’s it.
Driving past a cemetery on a reservation my dad said “you can’t be buried there, do you know why?”
Me: because I’m not Native American?
My dad: no because you’re still alive
My Quarantine Routine:
8:30 get woken up by dogs
8:40 let dogs out
8:52 let dogs in
11:51 let dogs out
12:20 let dogs in
4:47 let dogs out
4:59 let dogs in
7:14 let dogs out
7:38 let dogs in
8:16 let dogs out
8:18 let dogs in
10:20 let dogs out
10:25 let dogs in
@sentientgrape
@AliceRHamilton
She wants them to go to prison
I want them to have food and shelter and care enough that they don’t feel desperate enough to steal things
stages of eating a banana:
- oh hey a banana
- it’s so sweet
- so easy to chew
- I like bananas
- oh god I’m only halfway done
- how big is this banana
- I’m so bored
- will this ever end
- one bite left
- I’m throwing it away now
I got a piece of sand in my blister and it healed over it. What if it dislodges and gets into my bloodstream and goes to my head? Is that how Jimmy Buffet fans are made?