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Okay I may need some help
The humane society I volunteer with is OUT of dog beds. Which means we have pups with no beds in thier kennel, just a blanket
I WOULD LOVE TO GET EVERY PUP A BED!!!!
If you can help out I’d love you forever!!
Venmo: Katelyn-daughtry
$katedaughtry
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When this list came out at my old job We
all were reading it
I saw my coworkers lastname but a differnt city than we were all in
I casually made a joke about how someone in her family has something to talk about
she looked up and said yea that’s my husband
Ashley Madison was a widely popular site hosting tens of millions of users seeking adulterous affairs. Then they got hacked.
Ashley Madison: Sex, Lies & Scandal premieres May 15.
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She literally ran out of the room crying which like obviously
I just stood there because like foot in mouth times 1000 but also how was this supposed to know that that was her husband’s name in the city over like an hour away from where we were it wasn’t hs name
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He to use a fake name and address that he owned property in other city
And also if they’re still together this spent like 10 years ago and they are still together, so that’s sucks for her but yikes
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@chieflybombast
@chick_in_kiev
Also when I think of no kids at a wedding I think of kids under the age of like 12, 15 is definitely old enough to be at a wedding I mean they can’t drink but also adults don’t drink. Maybe that is Jsut me
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This is only one example of my mini foot in mouth moment I could probably write a whole book called Katelyn shut your fucking mouth
But this one is by far the funniest.
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@deestiv
She is the president of the joyful foundation which helps victims of domestic violence, elder abuse, sexual abuse, and survivors of human trafficking. It’s a great cause!!
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@snailsanctuary
@jayasax
This is similar an epsiode of Reba when she goes to the food stamp office to try to explain she’s doesn’t needs them. She’s like “I’m not like these people” and the lady explains to her exactly how she is like these people. Great epsiode
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@DarinSCampbell
@kierancherie
My mom always made me do this and a child and I hated it. However I have now never have problems asking for things or talking to strangers. The latter can have some consequence
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@Lithunium_Snow
@_canigetahottub
@madeleinemuaa
Yep and the one Most exposed to the outside world lol
You’d think one would want to care of that
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@glorparoo
@Max43295064
@Acaseofgeo
@corollablunt
As a person who went from retail to patient scheduling
You’re trained and you don’t need prior medical knowledge to do this job
Hardly any person scheduling an appointment had a medical background
They will train you on what you need to know.
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@realannieharris
@RandiBop
@MisterPreda
@elaine4animals
This thread makes me want to shove Oreos and peanut butter into my mouth and turn on this movie.
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@Texanfuzz414
@Clint009
@Jstone119Sandra
@Sitharther
@DailyMail
tell that to the thousands of people who have died
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@TreniceBtv
@Phil_Lewis_
I got marching band flashback with that smooth right face he did haha
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@thevalenciagav
@raesofsunn
@maddsprettymad
Having sex with someone in others presence who are not able or did not consent to viewing is sexual assault.
I’m assuming it would be classified under pedophillia since a child is involved but I am not 100%
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@_slim900
@Ed99991
@Idontknowyoucuh
I had a coworker one time who walked in the bathroom was on the phone put her phone on the ground. used the bathroom then picked it up and put it back to HER FACE and started talking. I gagged in front of her
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@BertaBrocialist
@whyangelinawhy
I had a guy told me that “your generation thinks everything needs be fixed”
I’m like “oh so you mean we give a shit”
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@SheProblematic
@king_toochie
@XcuseMyFro
@ManishLife_Ty
no you're accurate, we all can say "i would have done.." but we really have no idea until we are faced with a situation. Also not everyone reacts the same even in the same situation, she is in shock screaming is 100% a valid response.
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@PrinceHAK33M
I am about to lose my mind if they think only men run suicides. Lol I started doing this shit in 2nd grade
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@isaacsvobodny
@ZachSvobodny
Again if she shady then leave her. But what he did in this tweet is toxic as hell and if I were her I would leave.
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@sinniee_
@jayla_as
@sameoldjym
@frankenfemme_
There’s a difference in liking make up and then hiring an artist to do your make up for the first day of school lol.
And to be honest most of the people who are really into make up do it themselves to learn. they don’t hire other people to do it.
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@TLKirtley
@snailsanctuary
@jayasax
Yes reba say somthing like “well I want a job” and she goes “hey everybody here’s a lady who WANTS a job”
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@globalhomeaux
@ANTH0NYV0LP3
No one cares about the gymnast who shit on the team she never actually made lol
ESP now with her attuide
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@TheKWCBlog
Well my impulsive ass just said what came to my mind
It also I was just her last name that was the same. I knew her husbands First name ans the name listed was differnt . It was also in a town like an hour away. How the fuck would I know that that would be the same person? Lol
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@SeanBasquiat
@sPiGbUsSs
@heyteaisgreat
@ShyPangolinPog
@shmabbiee
@bectobec
@indiedynamo
This thread is so accurate it hurts
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@Evolving_Mystic
@Brieyonce
Yep. Adult bodies need more fuel
Adult Bodies who are active need MORE FUEL.
Calories themselves are not bad and we need Get rid of that ideology. It’s where those calories come from that matter more
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@ashtonpittman
@GarrioValere
@scttfrnks
@nypost
Yep had them all the time in my high school in Alabama as well
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@NataliaNatashaN
@SheRatesDogs
He got mad Becuase she didn’t responded immedently to the text “how do you like your steak” she took 30 minutes to reply Becuase she was getting ready and he assumed she made other plans Becuase she didn’t respond ASAP
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@LamaarPetty
@SS_love16
@HotBoyNY1
@TNHTalk
"hey dont let me bleed out, imma lay down this track real quick"
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@glorparoo
@Max43295064
@Acaseofgeo
@corollablunt
My Assiant manager retail job was WAY more challenging for me.
I almost went stir crazy at this job Becuase i didn’t need to think and it drove me insane.
Thank goodness they are both behind me
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@CartesianJay
@NoahPasternak
@user91622558875
@HelpmeJahRule
@ChatterboxTi
@kirawontmiss
I’m sure his wife said different lol
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@janetmjennifer
@NoLieWithBTC
@LiBbErTyJuStiC1
your nieces and nephew are 100% complaining they just arent complaining to you because they know you dont give a fuck
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@kingg_Megan
@rachelkayw
If you are that specific you can adopt
But folks can’t get mad for biology biologing lol
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@RazzleisDazzled
@JustSayLIYAH
um 2 kids before 25 for me (as i laugh and open a bottle of tequila childless at 26)
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@BobbieVela0925
@DonnaDiva
@hey_annyia
@Puff_Iya
Yep. I find it now I end up over explaining myself now.
Really Becuase I wasn’t allowed to explain myself as a child or it didn’t end well and I was “not being respect or back talking”
No mom I’m trying to tell you my thought process
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@sinniee_
@jayla_as
@sameoldjym
@frankenfemme_
No where in my sentence was I complaining. Just explaining my obersavtion of the topic lol
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@HerDreadsRock
@ManishLife_Ty
people are mad as hell she didnt call someone THAT SECOND like damn
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@drewtornabene
@barstoolsports
um there people in their 30 + with no kids who do this shit its creepy as fuck
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@babyvxnnxh
@_benjvmins_
I was reading a book and it talked about how women literally do not have an ego in the same sense a man does. Becuase thought out history we have never been in the position to have an ego until even Jsut recently. We were always belittled and owned.
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@allissanatalie
@BromanRepublic
So she shouldn’t be proud of scoring in . Competition where her job is to score goals? Doesn’t matter if she scored 1 or 50 she has the right to celebrate
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@derekarnellx
@kitty_marcelly
Also the difference In selling it out of a restaurant versus out of your house. is the restaurant is inspected by the health department where someone’s house is not inspected by the health department.
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@ma1arky
@kylew978
@SteveOMSU
@ToddHoyer
@TheDavidDrake
Y’all are rude. I watch shrek like 19 times a year
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@eurydicelives
THIS!
If you’re unhappy say somthing
Acting like you’re happy, knowing you’re unhappy then to turn around sometime later and change your attitude is manipulative.
I think it’s a cause for some of my anxiety. Like if you’re not happy TELL ME
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@cherylprice
@ask_aubry
She gonna get a whole damn blanket done crocheting off that energy lol
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@glorparoo
@Max43295064
@Acaseofgeo
@corollablunt
I also want to add as a person who now works in medical research and that is what I wanted to do I was actually very shocked at how little people had no medical knowledge. Or even wanted to learn. It was Jsut an easy job for them that didn’t require Effort.
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@jasonkilanski
@DJSnM
@MikeSington
I mean bars kick drunk people out all the time
Just act like an adult and you’ll be good
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@AlsikkanTV
@AITA_online
My friend got married and had Game of Thrones music and right before she walked down the hall the rains of Castamere started playing and I was about to have a panic attack Becuase no not today lol
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@TheKWCBlog
I felt so awful!!!!
But then she ended up staying with him so then I didn’t feel bad because that’s your own problem
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@IrvinMadd
@BeeaOBrien
@itsv3n3oe_png
You’re correct 8 hour school days started mainly for parents to work 8 hours a day. Kids do NOT need 8 hours of instructions a day to learn lol
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@Notgnihtrow
@Kul3_Dud34
@EPM106
Typical Gaston to half ass his push-ups and still go “what else you got”
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@svershbow
@willab86
LOL this happned to me we talking about how we didnt want to get married.
we broke up and he married a year later and i hear his miserable
im cackling over here
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@THEEsimphunter
@beyoncegarden
Why is he even out if his car in the first place?!
You won’t get hit with shit thrown at yku if you’re in your car like you should be lol
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@pleasebuymyice
@CIrwinWyant
@seth_silvani
@DanielVyper
@Cardkillah
@davesousa
@jonreyes204
I am very alone in this but unfrosted strawberry pop tarts are the BEST
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@LeRoychik
@hailieshouse
@peepsaregood
@zplerhop
And in John Mayers voice “stay the hell away from me”
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@Imani_Barbarin
I made it my goal this year to watch JUST as much amid the paraolypics and I did the Olympics.
These athletes deserve all the stardom!!
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@KumagiNami
@mhesen09
I would rip someone a new one if they told me I couldn’t drink on my day off.
since when did you become a dictator of what I do on my own time
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Yooo
@CasualThursday
is this the urn!?!
oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen
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@carolineejordan
@babyvxnnxh
@_benjvmins_
It was “Quit like a women” by holly Whittaker.
It’s about quitting drinking but she brings up several topics that I was just like “wow never thought of this in that way”
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@A_Pretty_ChemE
THEY EVEN HAVE LITTLE PEOPLE FIGURES TO SHOW IT
And people still don’t get it
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@queenveej
I think mine was when I mentioned I didn't want kids and I had a guy tell me that I didn't have a choice in that.... ummmm okay
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@SarasCrazyLife
worked so many holiday because "we want to spend time with our kids"
yea so does my mom the fuck
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@thickdumbass
@Loupreme_
@fruity_noodles
Average Americans eat close to 50% more added sugar than the recommended value
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@adnohr09
@liliandarmono
This was not in the Netflix film lol
I love stories like this but I would also be shorting my pants if I realized I met a serial killer.
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@SirPennypacker
@jimmymanners
@JodiKoberinski
@felesroo
@alisonkatebr
@chuckiestealady
I really was confused as hell when I got to college and so many people knew how to snow ski (I’m from Alabama) then I realized only rich people knew how to do this.
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