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Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2015
pete davidson and pete davidson in a wig have called it quits.
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thanks to twitter I just found out this queen dumped him and is married to a woman. I can now rest easy.
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hm. thought the reason people were against abortion was because it’s “killing a human life.” great logic.
Women seeking abortions in Ohio could now face the death penalty because of a new bill that was passed last week
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I literally love how much this man hates every roles he’s casted in. I feel like he’s never said a good thing about any movie he’s been in and for that, I respect him.
Robert Pattinson says Batman is 'not a superhero' — 'It doesn't count. You need to have like magical powers to be a superhero' 🦇. (via @TODAYshow |
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pick your friends up from the airport, help them move, help them with their problems, cook for them, watch their pets when they aren’t, get them medicine when they’re sick, talk to them, sit with them, hold them. love your friends while you can and do it loudly.
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you. so. fucking. precious.when. you.💓💞💓💗💖💘💓💕💗💖💘💓💝.💘 text me back and reciprocate 💞.💕 feelings instead of leaving me 💓.💗 in a constant state of confusion 💝 . 💞💕💘💖💗💓💖💕💗💓💞💓💓.
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this tweet aged poorly
Crooked Hillary said that I want guns brought into the school classroom. Wrong!.
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when a man touches your lower back trying to “move past you”.
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ratatouille 2 sounds wild
A study found that, when sober, rats prefer silence, but on cocaine, they prefer jazz.
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“we met at whole foods.i was .buying celery . and you were .buying rosé. ”.- rupi kuar.
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adam driver looks like someone tried to draw keanu reeves from memory.
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my boob at the beach when i’m drunk.
It’s out. I don’t care.
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damn it’s wild that you can kidnap, rape, and torture a woman and fake woke twitter will still call it a “mistake.”
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no one:. my brain:. _ , - - - . _. / ' , ` . ` \. / why plan ur ; __ ). (, ’ future when u '; ). (,can kill urself in-- '. ( a few yrs, ; / . ( ; ; , , ; / -- '. \ ; ; ; /. /.
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if you skip the meat you could save 200 animals per year and 220,000 gallons of water.
If you skip the cheese on your hamburger, you could save 5,876 calories per year
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one of the worlds most beautiful wonders. and the Eiffel tower.
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Kaitlin Bennett.
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cancelling plans is ok. inviting yourself on ur boyfriends boys trip bc ur sister killed ur family is okay. flirting with his bestfriend is okay. doing shrooms and dancing around a maypole is okay. setting ur boyfriend on fire in a bear suit is okay. do what u need to do to cope.
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where’s Anakin Skywalker when you need him?.
This is truly one of the most horrifying videos I’ve seen in my entire life.
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nick jonas really said move over joe i’m in the center now.
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do white men have tapestry’s to hide the holes they’ve punched in their walls.
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can't wait for grown men to make comparisons to a young girl who cares about our planet and a grown man who sex-trafficked young girls 😐.
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hanging out should be me laying in bed while all my friends come around me to gather like I have a plague.
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i’m so sick of this “don’t do xyz if you want to save a friendship.” you can outgrow people, you can move on, but every nice thing you did for that person is still going to be there even if you hate each other one day.
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harry styles please sew my vagina shut only to then rip it open. fill my eyes with your seed and blind me. turn into a transformer and run my legs over with your car body.
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u ever cry bc u have so much love in ur heart but no one want it so u j sit there boiling over love n it comes out in the form of eye water.
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they did a really great job reanimating the new sonic movie in my opinion this trailer looks amazing
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“didn’t you used to date-“.me:
I literally have no idea who that is.
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it’s a good day to be flat chested
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therapy:.-expensive .-boring . getting tattoos:.-fun.-looks tight as fuck.
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever walked up to a stray cat and instead of running away it rubs its head on you?.
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when I have a crush on someone and they start to like me back my brain does this and then I find them gross why me
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oh trust me, I always blame men.
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if you feel like someone used you, maybe they needed a friend or maybe they are a bad person. but you weren’t. you aren’t. you don’t have to be. don’t let bad people ever let you become who they are.
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I was facing multiple four locos when I was 14 y’all leave his little ass alone, he don’t even know how to inhale yet.
Jack Dylan Grazer, the 14 year-old star from the 2017 'It' movie, is currently under fire due to a leaked video of him smoking weed.
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y’all ever be so depressed you just caught in a youtube hole? you just sittin there naked cryin watching some dumbass buzzfeed ho try to make a really big cookie.
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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|.| it’s emotional abuse to |.| threaten physical harm |.| against yourself to make|.| someone feel a certain |.| way towards you |.|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| . (\__/) ||. (•ㅅ•) ||. / づ.
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