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It’s just been 3 months since LSK President Faith Odhiambo
@FaithOdhiambo8
was elected and her work is absolutely outstanding!
Y’all elected a powerful representative and we acknowledge her efforts in ensuring the system is just!!! 👏
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Today I was genuinely on the wrong because of overlapping as I was late asf and when the cop stopped me he said “ Mbona msichana mrembo kama wewe unaendesha gari kama matatu? I immediately said “Mkubwa nahara na natafuta choo kabla itoke and he burst out laughing & let me pass 😂
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The nduthi guy who will appear from the trees will definitely go first
Which vehicle should go first? Represent your driving school.
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Dustbins!!! Tumeshinda tumeimba uweke dustbins across Nairobi CBD na hautaki kuskia, we ni zuzu nini?????!!!!! THERE ARE NO DUSTBINS IN TOWN
@SakajaJohnson
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There’s maandamano in town at this hour ? Everyday surprise tactics, I stan!
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I need every single DJ to decline any gig from
@Milan_KE
, every club host to stop offering their services there. Because if their owner wants to go low and side with the oppressor, we go lower and hurt his pocket !!!!
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Charlene,which office do you serve and who gave you the mandate to address Kenyans like they constitutionally voted for you?
Usituambilie mambo za kipuzi
Today I was welcomed by 47 presidents of 47 county student associations, some of whom I have been working with for the past almost 2 years kwa ground, to participate in their agreement as young leaders. This is indeed what I encourage - constructive engagement.
Let's be the
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THEY HAD ARRESTED US BUT WE ARE FREE!!! TEAR GAS NI KALI BUT TUNAPANGUZA AS WE HEAD TO PARLIAMENT ✊🏽
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Watched the news and the DP is begging for people to forgive their MPs for voting yes!
It’s a no for me 🫶🏾 Those bastards deserve nothing but pure hatred !
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In the CBD people are queuing from as early as 4pm na by the time someone is getting a jav it’s 6.30/7pm ,someone takes around 2 hours minimum on the road alafu mnaambia watu hawaplan time yao vizuri?
Maze stop being inconsiderate and let your privilege not blind you
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The big question is why are you delaying their payment?
The biggest problem with Gen Z is if you delay to pay them for 2 days, it is the mum who will give you a call... 😆😆😆!
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YOU DESTROYED DJ EVOLVE’S FUTURE BY SHOOTING HIM ON 16TH JANUARY 2020!
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Men are having an interesting way of saying Dennis Karuri is gorgeous! 😅
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I thought they said “Hii ni porojo ya mambo ya internet “ SO WHY ARE Y’ALL “OFFICIALS” ON THE SPACE?
VIVA POROJO!!! ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
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I just found this 100bob in my back pocket after a wash and listen! I need you guys not to worry anymore BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO PAY ALL OF KENYA’S DEBT!
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Hakuna street lights, Hakuna dustbins, tao ni chafu vidisgusting especially huko downtown , wizi ni rampant and people are being stabbed juu economy inadinya watu proper!
WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING ? 😤
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At the salon and the ladies were asking hawaelewi what is on the bill, trust me to fully give a break down on how it is affecting us deeply! Please explain it to the people around you for better understanding. Revolution inaanza na mimi na wewe!!!
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Bless this man ! Effortlessly showing up despite the madness of the unfortunate events we are going through
We're presently at Nairobi Area Regional Police Headquarters, occupying the place with family, lawyers, friends and colleagues of
@MoraraKebasoSnr
. When arresting Morara, police took his phones and now they have denied us access and he's being held in communicado. Impunity of the
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PLEASE STOP DONATING ALWAYS PADS😭
If you can’t use them because of its substandard quality means you don’t pass it to a needy girl
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Drop that “Gen Z” narrative ! You are a journalist, you should know better that this is an all people, all ages, all genders fight! 🙄
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Ever since you got into office Uhuru Park has barely been open to the public, you’ve only been headlining gigs there.
CUT US SOME SLACK WITH THE UNNECESSARY FESTIVALS & OPEN THAT PARK FOR THE ENTIRE PUBLIC !
Back, Bigger and Better. The Nairobi Festival. 12th to 17th at Uhuru Park. Karibuni.
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We stand with fellow mothers ! We stand and condemn the injustices!
#JusticeforEndarashakids
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Come to think of it, it is only guys who are normally very proud of the high schools they went to & still highly associate themselves (i.e. guys who went to patch, bush etc.)
The trauma of girls schools in Kenya across all levels cut so deep you rarely hear any association :(
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Normalize beating politicians
Kenyans have been coming to us to tell us how to raise taxes - MP Kuria Kimani
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But is a sis listening to her own advice?
Ningependa kuwaomba kina dada, mkiweka nywele bandia 'weaves' tafadhali baada ya wiki tatu, toa - Corrine Muthoni.
#NTVSasa
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Hey guys and praise Jesus
I want to remind you that Ngumi ni Mbwegze
Thank you and baraka
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You cannot out tax bad governance.. even if you increase things by 100%, bad governance= less revenue
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65% of women in Kenya can't afford the basic necessities to manage their periods but the government wants to clearly double the price of pads! WTF
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When you find any opportunity to swindle the colonizers , SCAM THEM, ALL OF THEM
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A year older today 🙏🏽
Grateful to see another birthday and cheers to the new year 🎂 💐♥️
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I hate this mentality so much! Why can’t we change this fact? Why are we not actively looking to ensure this doesn’t happen rather than enabling it?
Nairobi governors have stood no chance for 2nd term options, imagine if all constituencies did this to the top most level.
One term president ni nyinyi. Ruto is gonna be voted in for the second term like all presidents before him.
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Linus Kaikai, Joe Ageyo & Eric Latiff packaged the grievances of the youth & the entire nation,put them on the table for him to address them but alitukejeli, he had zero remorse for the lives lost , no accountability!
So he wants to tell us about unga na jobs za kufua Saudi? 🙄
You spoke, the President heard!
H.E President
@WilliamsRuto
will be live tomorrow, Friday, 5th July 2024, on
@XSpaces
to discuss the present and future of our nation.
Join the conversation and let your voice be heard.
What would you like him to address?
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Honestly it’s not even about winning that matters overall,he is pushing barriers, challenging himself that he can actually do it and the only competition is himself so whether he breaks the record or doesn’t, it’s still a complete win for attempting to challenge himself!
Kipchoge akikimbia ashindwe kufikisha hio 1:59 mtado?
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Manifesting on this month of May 🙏🏽🕯️
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My son finally made his debut on earth and my heart is bursting with so much love,joy and gratitude. Welcome home my boy 🥺❤️
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All government services should be free, that is why we pay taxes!! To facilitate the service required TO US AS TAX PAYERS AND CITIZENS!
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Why are kids being picked up this early to go to school aki 😭😭😭😭 It’s barely 5.30am
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You are out here pretending that you care yet you spoke nothing about it, when people kept on calling out women leaders you were totally mute and especially as THE NAIROBI WOMEN REPRESENTATIVE????! I’m so glad people boo’d you out and gave you no chance to speak!
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Quite annoying to see individuals shaming others for joining the gym in January and talking about how “beginners” are crowding the gym and hoping they fall out . That is some big loser and mean energy you are carrying into 2023. 😤
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Don’t you ever come here and type this bullshit to us ever again! May you know no peace !!!
It was a very emotional day visiting some young people and members of the public who found themselves as unfortunate victims of the chaos that surfaced in recent days.
I would like to thank
@official_ktta
, the medical fraternity including MedicsforKE,
@kenyanbybloodfoundation
, my
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Shetani being accused again for doing something he wasn’t even aware about💀
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I’m just happy individuals in the hospitality industry get to go back work and earn a living
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The fact that I almost dated one 😭 “Ey Joy , shawry you good? We shika pints in the house ama?”
Ah whole 35 year old you guy-ing me to death
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You constantly have a condescending tone every time you try to ‘educate’ as a medic! Such knowledge isn’t basically offered out there. Instead of educating without condescending , you come about with horrid takes . It really says a lot about you as a medic
I love how random people with no idea about a newborns skin anatomy and physiology are recommending sunlight exposure💀 and the person also blindly taking advice not knowing what strength of evidence the people recommending are using. Short thread 🧵evidence based
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I’m such a hopeless romantic!
I hope genuine & gentle love locates me in this eternity ❤️
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“Private” people keep reminding us how private they are 😂
I'm so private to the point if you know any of my business I know exactly who told you.
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I hope I get to experience romantic love this year in its purest and intentional form ✨
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I really can’t wait to do life and travel with the love of my life ♥️
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Personally, I don’t buy products based on the popularity of the brand , if the results are effective I’m genuinely in.
If you are looking for a very affordable body wash that smells good and leaves your body moisturized, get this. It usually goes for KSH 350
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Explain to me why printing a birth certificate at Huduma Center in Makadara is specifically from 7am - 8am,past that they were asking me for a bribe for me to get the service done?
The CBD one are telling me they don’t have papers. This is the third time
@HudumaKenya
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May we all find a human that stands by us through the thickest of it all like Orengo is to Baba 🥺
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I love how this photographer gives his clients different poses and vibe !
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I really want to do long drives, random nights, date days/nights, beach fronts, high skies with a lover in 2021✨
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Alright, I want to see all the bearded East African on this thread 🤝
Go!
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1. There is still no mass vaccination
2. No relief measures to cushion individuals in jobs that have been affected by the curfew
3. No tax relief
4. WHY TF ARE FUEL PRICES GOING UP?
5. WHY ARE BASIC COMMODITIES BECOMING UNBEARABLE?
6. WHY TF ARE KENYA POWER UNITS THIS HIGH?
Curfew to run until May 29, Matiang'i says in revised notice
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My mom was my teacher. She'd beat me in school as a teacher then we go home and she'd beat me as my mother for not obeying the teacher (her)
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Wawira really bit the bait by involving her project into messed up political games. Now see how a good project is being involved into fishy business !
Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna visited the Food For Education school feeding programme that Governor Johnson Sakaja has been alleging is a County Gov't project, only to discover that the money parents pay for food is being pocketed at source. Bwana, what country is this?
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I need to be reminding myself over and over again to always go where I’m wanted,loved and communicated to! 😞
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Millennials do understand. For such a stunt to be successful, you need equally financially able parents for stability purposes and long term cushioning . That’s not a privilege everyone has sadly
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I GOT IT! 🎉
The fact that I have been wanting to work here for the longest time, I’m absolutely EXCITED to be part of a global humanitarian organization that responds to the world’s worst humanitarian crises. Thrilled for the journey ahead
#WomenHumanitarians
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Tumeni tu hizo risky texts because of small small rain!
Matokeo ni endless breastfeeding 😂
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Usikimye has a feeding program supported by the Gujarati community in Nairobi,where they feed 600-1000 girls every Wednesday&Friday and provide about 100 children with Uji &bread on Tuesdays&Thursdays in Soweto
Paybill 510800
Account Usikimye or Mpesa line 0718158400 Arleen Migwi
We serve uji twice a week on Tuesdays and Thursday
We infuse the uji with peanuts for extra nutrition. We do this to ensure kids do not miss school .
The rest of the week , we serve lunch. The food we cook and serve to over 500kids.
This is in Soweto, Kayole
@usikimye
office
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The fact that that this almost once happened to me, I can never joke about it😭
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I’m sending love and hugs to every individual whose lost their mom and this day is making them feel dejected.
Your angel is watching over you every day ❤️❤️
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Birthday girl! Cheers to my most life changing year set ahead ✨❤️
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Lmao this is Eleven Pearl Boutique hotel. Here is the website for bookings and rates
Beachfront restaurants serving not only good ambience but amazing food and privacy, are very rare to find in Diani.
So allow me not to disclose the location and be selfish with this place 😌
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