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FTA ‘16 -Owner of the unbiased @DASH_Sportz BUT everyone needs somewhere to be a homer. So here I am venting out my awful Aggie takes.
Joined April 2020
What a year for Longhorn fans. Their favorite school is in the CFP and on top of that, their alma mater is up 17 in the 1st bowl game in school history🫡.
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Kaeden Kent since the Montgomery injury is hitting .450 with 10 RBI AND he has only 1 strikeout in 20 ABs 👀👀.
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A&M has only made the tournament twice in the last 10 years and still has double the amount of NCAA tournament wins as the Horns in that time span. I get it though, participation trophies are just part of the culture in Austin now.
Even if you doubled overall tournament appearances for A&M (14), Texas would still have more (36). #AggieFactThursday.
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Reminder that this would’ve had a 10 second run off and ended the game.
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Georgia plays both Alabama and Clemson but Texas thinks they’re the biggest game on the schedule.
Biggest game on Georgias Schedule.Biggest game on A&Ms schedule .Biggest game on OUs schedule .Biggest game on Arkansas Schedule. And arguably biggest game on Michigans schedule considering it’s week 2.
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Some fun notes after this weekend. Jim Schlossnagle at A&M is:.129-60 Overall .52-38 in SEC Play.84-25 at Olsen Field .18-9 in the postseason .34-23 against ranked opponents .4-1 against Texas.🔥🔥🔥.
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Kyle Umlang doesn’t get to be a big ass dbag troll all year and then turn around and be a butt hurt cry baby when the shoe is on the other foot 😂.
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I keep seeing Miami fans mention the “hot” Miami weather as a reason they’ll be able to outlast A&M this weekend.
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Texas has the biggest game in America and they’re busy talking about Texas A&M and McNeese. Texas can no longer use the “rent free” comment. Your biggest news outlet is busy talking about us playing a cupcake while y’all play a Blue Blood.
“If you’re going to walk around and say you have the greatest home field advantage in history, this is the week it should show up. Show up with 100,000 screaming people to get behind your team. If you show up with 80,000, cut out your bull crap”. -Gerry Hamilton on Texas A&M.
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A&M’s 4th string QB put up 400+ yards of offense with only 3 scholarship wide receivers. Safe to say that Oklahoma State’s defense is absolute ass.
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In the 1st 4 games, A&M gave up 64 2nd half points. 17 vs Notre Dame.10 vs McNeese .20 vs Florida.17 vs Bowling Green. Since then, they have given up a combined 26 points over the last 4. 3 vs Arkansas.10 vs Mizzou.7 vs Miss St.6 vs LSU.Jay Bateman and Elko 🔥🔥.
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Texas A&M’s record setting 2022 class has lost 11 players to the portal over the past two years. However, those that still remain on campus would rank 5th in the same recruiting cycle despite the transfers. That’s how stacked the 2022 class was.
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Texas fans are real quick to make drug addict jokes about Johnny, but become the world’s biggest SJW when you make an alcoholic joke about Sark lol.
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You sure do tweet about A&M a lot for somebody that covers Texas.
107,000 people, College Gameday and over 100 recruits watched Texas A&M’s new offense under Colin Klein score just one TD and barely eclipse 100 yards through the air. • 246 total yards.• 100 passing yards.• 30 pass att. • 3.33 YPA.• 1 total TD.• 2 INT.
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I know Elko was here before but I don’t think any of the last three HC’s at A&M knew a single word to the war hymn.
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Fun fact:.Texas A&M Coach Terry Price has had at least one DL recruit from every recruiting cycle get drafted in the 1st 4 rounds since 2013.
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Texas is just now realizing what a joke their schedule was this year.
A conference home schedule of San Jose State, UTEP, San Houston State, Vanderbilt, Arkansas and Texas A&M feels… i don’t know … very Big 12ish.
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So when the Kentucky 2nd baseman gains 60 lbs in college it’s impressive, but when I did it I’m fat ass? 😢.
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Homie roasted his own QB 😂😂.
Texas A&M’s 4 QBs Combined | 2023. • 3,520 Passing Yards. • 24 Passing Touchdowns . • 10 Interceptions . • 7-6 record . Texas’ Quinn Ewers | 2023. • 3,479 Passing Yards. • 22 Passing Touchdowns . • 6 Interceptions . • 10-2 record . #AggieFactThursday
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5 years ago I was blacked out in Snook, TX chasing my future wife to the sounds of Turnpike and now I’m day drinking to Turnpike while doing chores for that same woman. Happy #ChilifestSZN to all those who celebrate🫡🫡🫡.
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“No cupcakes”
Two of the next three major out of conference opponents for Texas in the next 5 years just competed in the national championship game. We don’t do cupcakes
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If they go 1-3 or 0-4 in this stretch… just go ahead and mute me for a few weeks😂.
If we go 3-1 or 4-0 in this stretch. just go ahead and mute me for a few weeks 😂
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@GeriRodriguez @iam_johnw @_dannydavis Encouraging poor sportsmanship. Sounds about right for that group lol.
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Says the guy who compared a Wyoming WR to Andre Johnson.
The new era of A&M football begins with additions from Duke and Kansas State.
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Coaches to win 20+ Games in 3 Straight Seasons at Texas A&M:.Billy Clyde Gillispe.Mark Turgeon.Buzz Williams.
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ERob did everything right until he went in home with a commit. Makes you think that everything else he said about “not encouraging guys to enter the portal” was BS.
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The orange in the stadium was WAY overplayed. LSU and Notre Dame both out numbered the Longhorns numbers in Kyle tonight.
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Texas fans can’t stand that A&M got a bigger music event than Austin for once and it is KILLING THEM 😂😂.
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I can’t hear you from up here😂
Texas has been ranked inside the top 5 for all 7 weeks of the 2024 season. A&M has been ranked in the top 25 for only 7 weeks since 2023.
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@dirtysprit305 Yeah man I think you’re confusing College Station with Lubbock. It’s thicker for sure, but don’t act like it ain’t sticky as hell over here too. The “feel like” temp takes humidity into consideration and then you factor in the wind too? Give me Miami weather every time.
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Too bad there isn’t a way to settle this on the fie… Oh wait
Texas will go into their May 10th Conference series with 1 series lost this year. Texas A&M had that many series losses by March 17. 💀.Texas - Currently 2nd in Conference in their “worst year.”.A&M - Currently 4th in Conference in their “best year ever.” .😂💀.
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Is there a bigger bust in the history of recruiting classes than the 2019 Texas Class? (#3 Nationally).They signed 8 top 150 players and Whittington and Roschon are the only two in the entire class that have shown anything worthy of a combine invite, much less a draft pick.
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Neither team needs the game, but I'll let you decide which athletic department would benefit more.
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Pretty big slate of games tonight that affect A&M’s seeding. Here’s who to root for
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Since it was a hot topic last weekend. 90’s baby checking in with my personal list. Curious what others would rank in their top 5?
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What’s that old saying about counting your eggs before they hatch??.
I WANT APOLOGIES FROM EVERY MOTHERFUCKER THAT SAID WE SUCK. SHOW YOURSELVES.
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It’s a long season and you’re gonna lay some eggs. Past A&M teams would’ve lost tonight.
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Surely they all played a power 5 school? Or at least one of them did? Right?.
Alabama, Arkansas, Auburn, Ole Miss & Texas won their season openers by a combined score of 334-3.
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Tell me you haven’t watch any A&M games without telling me you haven’t watched any A&M games. .
This is Buzz. Buzz doesn’t make any in game adjustments. Don’t be Buzz.
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@Orangebloodsatx You realize that you just told everyone that Texas hasn’t made it to the second weekend in 15 years?.
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It’s funny how heartbreaking losses for your rival ALMOST allows you to forget about how shitty your season was lol.
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@peydayreed Yeah some childish grown adults out there that don’t understand the game so they just get mad and throw grown up temper tantrums.
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This is why I’ve been trying to everyone that the Lone Star Showdown is the greatest rivalry in sports. It is pure hate in EVERYTHING. The masses will show up for ANY sport. People just forgot because the series was ended as social media really began to blossom.
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Jace LaViolette is starting in right field tonight against Florida.
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The more that comes out about the selection process, the more I think they need a reform. The tournament makes too much money and has too much on the line for a bunch of AD’s to rush through the process.
ESPN’s Joe Lunardi says Texas A&M’s seeding won’t be affected regardless of the SEC championship outcome. He’s got the Aggies as a 5-seed:.
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@AggiesToday @silverbackstra1 Texas didn’t call them “Icy Whites” until after Johnny walked into Bama and smoked em. Now they copied us doing the same thing at Bama in their “Icy Whites” last year just to mimic us. How rich 😘.
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Anybody questioning the Tanner Jones start, Schlossnagle is 15-4 (.789) in Regional Game 1’s. 🤷🏻♂️.
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Texas is playing CSU but doing thumbs down. Smh lol.
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Texas played in the SEC Championship and he still won’t quit talking about the Aggies. Rent is due, Kyle.
SEC Mike said A&M would end the season ranked ahead of Texas. SEC Mike said the QB A&M benched was a better Heisman candidate than Quinn Ewers. SEC Mike says #2 Texas shouldn’t be in the playoff bc they lost to Georgia in OT in the SEC Championship . Why is he allowed to speak?.
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Extremely disappointed in @TexAgs for employing such an uncultured human…. @billyliucci has never seen/heard of Holes and i believe he should have to fire himself over this offense
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I don’t ever want to hear will wade bitch about the refs ever again. They just gifted LSU this game.
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Texas fans were real quick to point at locker room and culture problems at A&M. Yet they’re all drooling over and praying they get one of the biggest reasons for those problems lol.
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Arch and Evan should sue 247 and on3 for the amount of times they’ve used their names for clicks on fake rumors.
Arch Manning is expected to remain at Texas, via @chris_hummer . The No. 1 player in the Class of 2023 still has four years of eligibility left after redshirting this season. MORE:
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Le’Veon “I just Be Ballin” Moss is gonna go for 150 against this Texas Defense lol.
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@futbol4life Not bragging about us, just trying to acknowledge that we have been terrible to mid over the last decade and still have the same amount of conference titles and twice the NCAA tournament wins as Texas.
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Says the team that bought a Natty in Baseball.
NIL is destroying college sports.
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We scored 1 more point from here on.
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Chasing Texas…. A&M
If Georgia arrived in Austin as the #1 team, that would’ve been a good time to rush the field. However, tables have turned. Teams are now chasing Texas in the standings.
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Edgerrin Cooper is a top 5 ILB talent in school history. He won’t be remembered as such due to the putrid offense we put out the last two years. If A&M had a top 50 offense he would be spoken in the same light as the others from the Wrecking Crew days.
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@FortyAcreVibes @AggieLcentral Meh, they’re celebrities. I think both are fair game, but I get your sentiment, just can’t be okay with one and outraged by the other.
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Some folks are jealous of Texas’ trophy case, some are jealous of their money, other’s are jealous of the national attention they get. However, I am extremely jealous that Craig Way does their radio calls. Absolutely the best.
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Bitch and moan about winning and then they win by too much and you leave🤔
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If the SEC doesn’t go to a 9 game schedule the fans are getting robbed. Imagine only getting to go to Athens once every 16 years. Or if they bumped over Auburn/Bama and we only got to visit sky bar once every 16 years 😔.
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I see a lot of folks talking about how we could return everyone but Dex. “All we have to do is find a guy like Dexter in the portal. ”. Don’t sleep on Manny. That guy is a DAWG on D. We may go get someone but don’t be surprised if he takes Dex’s role next year.
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It’s almost like Texas fans haven’t watched any football besides their own this season.
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A&M had their worst shooting day in months and still destroyed that sorry excuse of a basketball team lol.
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Oh we’re making things up? How many .“super duper double black diamond +” recruits does Texas have?.
A consensus super blue chip prospect/transfer is a prospect that has at least 2 of these rankings:. HS: Rivals (6.0+), 247 (96+), ESPN (85+), On3 (96+).Portal: Makes Top 32 in 2 of 3 major services. Texas has 19 such players. OU has 10. Almost 2X as many. That's the gap.
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Update time!. Since 2012 A&M is 18-2 at Olsen during postseason play against teams not coached by Schloss.-Schloss has a 16-2 postseason record at Olsen Field.-A&M is 86-25 (.775) at Olsen Field under Jim Schlossnagle.
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