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University of Texas ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฝ Snark After Dark ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฝ Follow for Texas loving and Aggie hating content

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4 months
A&Mโ€™s Little Brother Complex fascinates me. In the span of less than 2 real minutes, they sing over & over about sawing Texasโ€™ horns off, cadets give Horns Down, regular fans give Horns Down, then sing a song called โ€˜Mo Bambaโ€™ to get hype - a song named after a Texas Longhorn.
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@kyleumlang @Jeff_Funyan I like how anyone can search their name on TexAgs and it will pop up what was said or shared about you in their forums. ๐Ÿ’€
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@dallasmavs What you donโ€™t understand is, the goal is not always to win championships. Fans want to win it with the people they love. It always means more with the ones you love, and we all loved Luka. Part of why we loved him is because he felt relatable. We loved seeing him have a beer. We loved seeing him show emotion and talk trash. Win or lose, we wanted THAT journey with him. Dirk won 1 Championship in like 24 years, but we loved him as a person and we were all in for the ride. You took away our journey on some "Defense wins Championships" bullshit. You stole our journey. One day we were gonna have a Championship parade with Luka laughin' and drinkin' beers in the streets of Dallas but you JFKd it all. Fuck you @NicoHarrisonGM and fuck the new owners. @mcuban Some of this is on you. We didn't want you to sell majority to these clowns. Tore our hearts out. Remove your egos. Bring him back this summer. Personally, I'm boycotting until he's back.
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To add to the 2s trend. The last time Texas beat A&M WBB by 2 dimes or more was on 2/2 in 2003, 22 years ago exactly...
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On 2/2, Texas WBB moves to 22-2. It's also a tribute to Texas A&M's Men's Basketball blowing a 22-pt lead last week. @TexasLonghorns @UTBarstool @kyleumlang
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@aggie10328 @kyleumlang @Brittonyoung3 If you're referring to him using 0.5 on a split, it's actually the same gap if he doesn't do that now. Texas is 9-2 vs A&M after tonight's Women's BB.
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@kyleumlang Now 8
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On 2/2, Texas WBB moves to 22-2. It's also a tribute to Texas A&M's Men's Basketball blowing a 22-pt lead last week. @TexasLonghorns @UTBarstool @kyleumlang
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your Cotton Lone Star Showdown champs ๐Ÿค˜โ€ผ๏ธ #HookEm | @TheCottonWatch
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These Aggies can't count to 5 or to 30, which is important in basketball...but then you realize they're receiving an A&M education and then understand... @BarstoolTexasAM
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@All_Things_Mavs @jpoda11 Share generously...
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@dallasmavs @ATT Trading our white player for a black player is NOT how you celebrate Black History Month...
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@dallasmavs What is 3ngergy? You can't even type it correctly. Suddenly Dallas has idiots working for them.
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@dallasmavs @luka7doncic Why post this and trade him same day? I'm done being a Dallas fan...
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@EndWokeness @nolen80049 Is this a joke about how Trump firing FAA security keeps getting people killed in plane crashes?
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@ImMeme0 Imagine you're inside and the door opens to that shit
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@moment_mirthful @chrisgb002000 @BNONews I think it would've described today's environment if they said "oh shit a plane just crashed, anyway can I get a number 2?"
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Debating Aggies to put them in their place and mocking Aggies for being incredibly stupid does not supersede my love for Texas. You thinking it does VALIDATES the viewpoint I have about how stupid Aggies are. You are proving it right now. You've talked to me more than you've ever talked to Bussey, so I could say the same dumb thing about how you obsess over me more than any Aggie. Your stupidity is exactly WHY I mock Aggies. You're dumb. I will continue to until you all become smarter and more logical. Period.
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@Ferdinand5487 @aduog69 @AggieCentral1 @lukeevangelist_ So you're describing Aggies, which is what my pinned video proves. I'm not an Aggie, you moron. I love Longhorns more. I am FASCINATED by how delusional and illogical Aggies are. Keep going. Your stupidity entertains me.
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@Ferdinand5487 @aduog69 @AggieCentral1 @lukeevangelist_ You're definitely a male Aggie checking out other men's profiles. Imagine thinking that hating on your rival means you're a child. HOW are Aggies STILLLLL the dumbest people I've ever met. it's crazy to me. NONE of you think logically. It's sad, really.
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Thinking someone would have multiple high school degrees tells me you're as stupid as Aggies are. There should be a case study done on how Aggies are collectively the dumbest people. It truly fascinates me. They all seem to lack the ability to think logically. I've never seen it before.
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@aduog69 @AggieCentral1 The judgment was ruled in my favor. You've been sentenced to a lifetime of stupidity. Congrats.
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