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The Aggie blew a 24-7 lead to the Longhorn. The rivalry is officially back for 2024. 🤘🏼
@kyleumlang
@pooraggies
@HookEmLacixoxo
@UTBarstool
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Aggies:
Worship Johnny Football who lied & cheated as player.
Took Schloss from TCU.
Elko from Duke.
Alberts from Nebraska.
Hired cheater Petrino.
Racist Addazio.
DJ Durkin - culpable in player’s death.
Had to pay $1 mil to black Professor over backlash.
These holy Aggies mad?
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Ya know, since Aggies always like to share that photo of the Texas player crying…You had a lead in all 3 games and still choked.
@BarstoolTexasAM
@SSN_TAMU
@pooraggies
@AggieMediocrity
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Fun fact: Texas A&M had a coach ejected against Texas last year in the Softball Regional as well. So in 2 years, A&M has had more coaches ejected (2) than wins against Texas in the playoffs (1-4 record).🤘🏼😂
@kyleumlang
@pooraggies
@AggieMediocrity
@UT_Mangler
@hornsupchris
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Texas will go into their May 10th Conference series with 1 series lost this year. Texas A&M had that many series losses by March 17. 💀
Texas - Currently 2nd in Conference in their “worst year.”
A&M - Currently 4th in Conference in their “best year ever.”
😂💀
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Through 42 games, Texas A&M’s baseball & softball teams have combined to play 0 games vs. a Top 12 opponent. Through 41 games, Texas’ softball & baseball programs have combined to play 9 games vs. a Top 12 opponent. We schedule different. 🤘🏼
@kyleumlang
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Texas A&M losing 6-5 in winner-take-all games against an orange UT, after being up 1-0 in the series and having a lead late in Game 2, is becoming a tradition that the Aggies look like they’ll keep. 🤘🏼💀
@kyleumlang
@pooraggies
@UT_mangler
@BarstoolTexasAM
@SSN_TAMU
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Fun fact:
Arizona started the season 3-3 and finished it 7-0.
Oklahoma started the season 7-0 and finished it 3-3.
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Fun fact: If you spell NOLA backwards you get ALON, which is short for
A LONGHORN VICTORY! 🤘🏽😎🤘🏽
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Still need help guys! I follow back as much as possible! Hook ‘em! 🤘🏼😎🤘🏼
#NoLonghornFanUnder1k
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What should this headline be?
Vegas had this as a pick ‘em
This is what Gig ‘em means
This is how Aggy check for brains
When an Aggy hears “let’s get a pick”
@kyleumlang
@pooraggies
@UT_Mangler
@angrybevo21
@HaFro09
#TexasBowl
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Texas & OU have been in the SEC for barely a week and have already won as many outright SEC Regular Season Championships in a main 3 sport as Texas A&M has.
Texas A&M joined in 2012.
#AggieFactThursday
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@RedditCFB
What’s funny here is, the umpires were absolutely helping A&M so much that Texas burned all their challenges with successful overturns, ran out & didn’t have enough to overturn an obvious wrong call in the 5th when A&M’s 1st Baseman came off the bag and Texas should’ve been safe.
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@chance_bitters
Sark has great character and Beard was fired after showing he didn’t. Schloss is someone that A&M took from TCU after he said the same exact thing. 😂 I swear I saw an Aggie make some “lie, cheat, or steal” post when that’s all Aggies do.
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@Tylerwinfrey25
Both Texas & Oklahoma own Alabama & Auburn head to head. Texas and OU are a combined 7-3 vs Auburn and a combined 11-4 vs Alabama. It’s not even a question that OU vs Texas is superior to Bama vs Auburn. Do y’all even split the stadium in half so every game feels Home AND Away?
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@BarstoolTenn
As a Texas fan, I concede UT to Tennessee. Y’all kept A&M from winning their first major Natty this summer. I have no hate for Tennessee.
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Blinn College has 4 Natties in football in the last 30 years, which is more than Texas A&M has in outright division (2), conference (1), or natties (0) combined in the same span. That means many Aggies only witness success before even getting to College Station.
#AggieFactThursday
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Texas A&M has now made a baseball natty, while Texas has made 12. A&M is now literally the 1/12th Man. 💀
#MaybeOneDayYoullCatchBigBrother
@kyleumlang
@UT_Mangler
@pooraggies
@AggieMediocrity
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I appreciate it! I’d be happy with 800. Help a brotha out 🤘🏽
#NoLonghornFanUnder1k
I see far too many accounts still under the 1k mark Longhorn Nation!!! Let’s get these guys some followers!!!!
#NoLonghornfanUnder1k
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#NoLonghornfanUnder1k
I’m over 600 now! Drop your score prediction vs Washington! I say 43-21
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@kyleumlang
Over the last decade, Texas has 2x as many wins vs Alabama & Georgia as Texas A&M does. Texas has played them a combined 3 times.
#AggieFactThursday
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One of Texas’ system schools has 8 more NCAA National Championships than Texas A&M, including 1 more in a major sport (Texas A&M has 0 NCAA Natties in a major sport). 😂😂😂
@kyleumlang
@pooraggies
@AggieMediocrity
You can’t even beat one of our system schools 💀
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@BarstoolTexasAM
Aggies being defensive is hilarious. Y’all have to know that nobody will ever consider you anything other than lame as long as you have yell leaders, call Texas “Varsity,” use “Texas Aggies,” do midnight yells…shit, the list goes forever. 😂
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@RedditCFB
*Texas wins 15 Conference Chips out of the 20 sports they play*
LoTs Of GoOd SwImMeRs iN aUsTiN 😂
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So who is this guy always giving Horns Up? I would assume he’s good since he supports the winningest program ever in Texas.
@AggieBaseball
@SSN_TAMU
@kyleumlang
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@SSN_TAMU
Sources say A&M owns Texas in every sport and is superior academically. 😂 April Fools!
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@slov_og
@bdavidsonlamb1
@dorinaperry
What would’ve been low class is after the 4-pitch walk, Tennessee fans start chanting “Ball 5! Ball 5!” over & over until the A&M pitcher throws a strike, & then clap sarcastically to patronize him. THAT would’ve been lame AF low class shit, but thank God we’re not all Aggies. 🤦🏻♂️
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It’s hilarious Aggies are Bookmarking this. Probably in case A&M eliminates Texas. 😂 A reminder. Texas is 24-13 all-time vs A&M in the Playoffs across all sports. Falling to 24-14 would still mean Texas OWNS A&M in the Playoffs. Bookmark this. 💀
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The Aggies are currently looking for a coach to come beat the cobwebs off this thang!
@UT_Mangler
@kyleumlang
@angrybevo21
@UTBarstool
@pooraggies
@rockyknowsbest
@MattMoscona
@SECBarstool
#HawkTUah
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@kevinspradling
@BarstoolTexasAM
@pooraggies
@AggieMediocrity
Imagine being so dumb you can’t comprehend what choking is during a game. A&M had leads of 6-0 in the 6th, 5-1 in the 6th, and 1-0 in the 3rd & came away barely winning 1 of those games 6-5 while losing other 2. A&M CHOKED in epic fashion when we know Texas is A&M’s Super Bowl.😂
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College World Series Winning %
for schools in Texas:
Texas = .583 (6 Natties)
TCU = .520
UTRGV = .500
Rice = .435 (1 Natty)
Houston = .429
Texas Tech = .333
Baylor = .250
Texas A&M = .222
#AggieFactThursday
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Texas A&M didn’t have a shutout win until their 50th game as an SEC member, beating Vanderbilt 25-0 in 2015.
Texas did it in their 1st.
#HookEm
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Plot twist: Texas’ press conference tomorrow announcing new Head Coach & Assistant.
@kyleumlang
@UTBarstool
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Texas WBB advance to Elite 8 over a 32-3 team.
Texas Baseball score 21 vs a ranked team.
Texas Softball beats a Top 10 OSU team. 🤘🏼🤘🏼
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@RedditCFB
Texas is still in the lead for the
#1
athletic program in the nation. The Aggies winning something every once in a while has 0 effect on Texas. We will always be superior to Little Brother Aggy.
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@UT_Mangler
Watch this and imagine THIS school telling anyone else they’re an embarrassment to the state. 😂💀
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@rickpatton67
@theman2be
@JustMemesMore
YouTube TV is the way to go, and put the channels in the order you want…
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@astros_fan027
@BarstoolTexasAM
@pooraggies
@AggieMediocrity
The fact that you think A&M should’ve been
#16
seed when they were a Top 10 team right before postseason is hilarious. This was manufactured for ratings bc Texas is A&M’s Super Bowl. You’re ALWAYS extra motivated to beat Big Brother. Texas is now 3-0 vs A&M in playoffs this year.
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@BarstoolTXST
Congrats on becoming 8-37 vs Texas over the last 20 years. I could go further than that but it gets way worse. 😂🤦🏻♂️
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As you see he has already made the catch. He tiptoed up to make a chest-high catch WHILE staying parallel to base line instead of stepping towards 2nd…why? There is no extension needed here. That puts him off balance, causing him to enter base path unnecessarily. TTU 1B’s fault.
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@HunterMelton50
@JimboFeacher
Oops. Aggies didn’t seem to mind when he did the EXACT SAME THING to TCU for A&M. 😂🤦🏻♂️
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Good morning to everyone whose school has 10+ wins in baseball, 20+ wins in softball, 20+ wins in men’s basketball and 30+ wins in women’s basketball.
#WhoElse
🤘🏼
@kyleumlang
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@billmooreraider
@BarstoolTexasAM
@pooraggies
@AggieMediocrity
Imagine saying this as an Aggie, when the ENTIRE reason I posted this is strictly because SO MANY Aggies like to post the Texas player crying after A&M eliminated them in the CWS. Tit for tat in a rivalry. Cry more.
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@plzbeserious01
Fun fact: Ivan Melendez has more wins in the CWS than the entire Aggie program has in 70+ years. 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@TexasMBB
@HookemHeadlines
What sticks out in my mind the most is when Texas was up 54-48 and Houston hit 3 straight 3s in like 30 seconds and bam we’re losing 57-54.
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Texas A&M has more campuses in Qatar putting American security at risk than they do National Championship Games played in a major sport.
#AggieFactThursday
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@TylerOsik
“took A&M job to never take a job again” is IRRELEVANT coach-speak. NO coach says “I took this job for a few years because I wanna be somewhere else in the future.” Also, Schloss is actually being loyal by going to Texas to be under his old TCU AD again. He had no ties to A&M.
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Texas A&M got their 1st CWS win in 1951. 3 years later in 1954, Coastal Carolina Junior College was founded. Currently, Coastal Carolina University has made 1 CWS in their history (2016) yet still have more baseball natties and 50% more CWS wins than Texas A&M.
#AggieFactThursday
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@aggie_patriot
@RedditCFB
What’s hilarious is I’m COUNTERING the post joking about Texas getting help from Umps. This post is whining in favor of A&M & typical Aggy is too stupid to see it.😂Ags are the BIGGEST whiners - cancel bowls, coach cried when MBB missed tourney, softball pitcher quit vs OU, etc.
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@TAMU
Texas was established in 1839. Nice try though. A&M was merely built first, as a BRANCH of UT, and is STILL listed as a branch on the texas dot gov website. 😂
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Man this hurts. Prayers for a full recovery! 🤘🏽
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@BarstoolTexasAM
Will Texas A&M be 130-247 vs Texas after Tuesday…
or 131-246 vs Texas after Tuesday…
Either way, congrats. We’re all aware it’s your Natty. The FACT remains: Texas will ALWAYS have bragging rights over Little Brother Texas A&M and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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@loslonghorns
Texas respects OU as the true rival. We dislike A&M strictly based on how delusional they are.
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@akuryuyasha
@BensBiggestFan_
@DailyLoud
It’s almost like we’ve been in a pandemic where contracting Covid can give you heart complications. Nobody wanted to wear masks to help slow the spread of it, so now we’re stuck with retards who want to blame a vaccine. These are amazing times…🤦🏻♂️
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Until 2022, Texas A&M and UTRGV (University of Texas at Rio Grande Valley) had the same amount of College World Series wins with 2 each. UTRGV made the CWS once in 1971.
#AggieFactThursday
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@brutalvidss
That lady cost him his life. First she pulled him away twice, leaving him vulnerable, then she shut the door on him trying to crawl inside. Bet she doesn’t even realize her part in it either.
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@SSN_TAMU
Tennessee does Thumbs Down as their tradition. Don’t EVER think A&M will be on the national level of their big brother Texas where everyone does Horns Down. Nobody cares about A&M like that. We just all laugh at how lame y’all are.
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Since A&M canceled their Bowl Game in 2021, Maalik Murphy has as many ranked wins for Texas as any A&M QB.
Murphy started 2 games and faced 1 ranked opponent.
#AggieFactThursday
@kyleumlang
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@kyleumlang
@rjverde1256
About this time last year, OU was 0-10 vs Texas for the entire year thus far. These were the results, if you remember. 😂
Oklahoma results vs Texas…
L 1-3, WSOC
L O-3, VB
L O-49, CFB
L O-3, VB
L 69-70, MBB
L 58-78, WBB
L 2-4, WTEN
L 83-85, MBB
L 45-67, WBB
L 1-5, WTEN
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@rywiggins
@trincannon
Riley stop being weak-minded. It’s a bad trait for athletes. That’s why you’ve never won anything. Do you know how many times Aggies have shared a Texas player crying after the CWS loss 2 years ago? Get over it. Trash talking happens.
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@NCAASoftball
@AggieSoftball
Honestly, it really gets old seeing the NCAA constantly try to set up postseason storylines instead of putting teams ACCURATELY where they should go. This is hoping the next round is Texas vs A&M, just like y’all constantly do.
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@SoonersInsider
@Beenjamn_Gee
Texas won the Conference Chip in Softball.
OU won the tournament. Vice versa for Basketball.
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I haven’t seen Aggies this excited since 2012 when they won the 1927 & 1919 National Championships.
@kyleumlang
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@OGTrader33
@UTBarstool
@BarstoolTexasAM
Racial integration happened in 1970. Texas is 23-19 vs A&M since then. Aggies will just say ANYTHING because they HATE knowing Texas HAS and WILL always own them in everything. 😂💀 I LOVE dumb Aggies so much.
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In the very first ever CWS held in Omaha in 1950, Texas defeated the Aggies of Colorado A&M and then won 4 more games on their way to winning the Natty. So in 1950 alone, Texas won more games in the CWS than Texas A&M has won in their entire history combined.
#AggieFactThursday
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@BarstoolTexasAM
You lose 1 series? You’ve lost 2 series in Conference. If you want to reference a team that has lost 1 series in Conference, it’s Texas, your big brother who is also 245-131 against you all time. 😂💀
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@kyleumlang
@tengland_150
I like how Aggie Facts embarrass Aggies, while that mascot also embarrasses Aggies.
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Fun fact: Sweat ran a 5.27 in the 40, a tribute to A&M getting Five-To-Seven wins a year these days, and weighed in at 366 lbs, a tribute to how many days this year Aggies will be Little Brother.
@kyleumlang
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@rcb05
@kyleumlang
I’d rather frame A&M’s entire bullpen doing Horns Up in front of Texas’ National Championship wall. 😂
#bUtiTmEaNsiLoVeYoU
😫
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@kyleumlang
@TBQuis
Kyle, I never liked that fact since it gives A&M too much credit. They didn’t play for a Natty in 1939/1940…it was just a poll. Actually, I’m fascinated that A&M even got that natty, considering Tennessee went undefeated & unscored upon before the “exhibition” bowl game.
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@OptumisticAg
Before 2022, your ONLY WIN in the CWS in 70 years was against Kansas (1993). Show some respect. 😂💀 Fun fact
@kyleumlang
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Aggies bringing up the past? But I thought they shied away from what exposes them. 👀 Since we’re bringing up the past, congrats on becoming 131-245 against your Big Brother. Nobody said Texas would win them all.
Texas has more losses in the past 10 minutes than A&M has all season.
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This man could not handle ONE 👏🏼 MORE 👏🏼 BUBBLE landing on his face! If he wanted to SOAK he’d go to BYU.
@kyleumlang
@Tiger__Vibes
@UT_Mangler
@MattMoscona
@SECBarstool
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Texas beats A&M 9-8 in 2 extra innings, a tribute to A&M’s last football Conference Chip being in ‘98 in 2 extra OTs.
#LateAggieFact
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@Landry_19_
@HaFro09
@kkeegan130
@iRecruitDaBoot
Except in 2022 Texas had the MOST SUCCESSFUL athletic season in collegiate history. In their 20 sports, they competed for the National Championship in 10 of them. ONE YEAR. They won 4 Natties, Runner Up in 6. Show me ANY program EVER that competed for natty in half their sports.
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@MJTruthUltra
There aren’t comments from people who don’t regret not getting the vaccine because most of them are dead.
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@woerzyfbaby
About this time last year, OU was 0-10 vs Texas for the entire year thus far.😂What’s funny is, Texas owns OU in EVERYTHING but softball.
OU vs Texas…
L 1-3, WSOC
L O-3, VB
L O-49, CFB
L O-3, VB
L 69-70, MBB
L 58-78, WBB
L 2-4, WTEN
L 83-85, MBB
L 45-67, WBB
L 1-5, WTEN
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@OptumisticAg
Imagine thinking Aggy did this first. 😂😂😂 You stole the 12th Man idea and STILL deny it. WHY are Aggies the most delusional people ever? I’m embarrassed to call y’all Texans.
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