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I quit Vim and lived to tell the tale. | Certified @Laravelphp engineer | working on
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@onlinemaestro_
@elonmusk
> Bro almost gets yeeted off the road at 2:24
> Future of driving
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@iammemeloper
Cssql
I write my styling using queries.
SET COLOR = “red” WHERE CLASSNAME LIKE %red%
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@joelgolby
@__apf__
I’m not a lawyer so take this with a grain of salt
But I think beheading is illegal.
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@simongerman600
The map is also blatantly wrong.
In the Netherlands, we sing about Sinterklaas being from Spain ( in school, we’re taught he’s from Turkey but oh well )
Santa Claus is from the North Pole.
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@InternetH0F
Per the interwebs, a pigeon's average flight speed is around 77.6 MPH.
If Winston flies without any pauses whatsoever, it would take it ( 60 minutes / 77.6 miles * 60 miles= ~46 minutes )
If the ISP is still at 4% after 46 minutes, that's just a terrible ISP.
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@The_Weed
Yes! We'll also think we've replied to your message when we haven't.
Sorry about that.
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@wesbotman
@levelsio
100% what I'm running into as well, albeit in Apeldoorn. My office hasn't gotten below 29C for weeks, often reaching 32C even though it's only 25C outside.
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@t3dotgg
They should definitely be fined.
They didn’t communicate at all or give people an option to opt in to it.
They just slowed down phones without warning.
This forced people to upgrade to a new device even though the old one was still fine.
If the battery degrades just get
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@cctvidiots
Ban filming in the gym. Went to a basic fit nearby and it was just teens recording ticktock videos, hogging the equipment.
Noped out of there.
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The new map + new tasks are hilarious
@AmongUsGame
Building bomb ass whoppers and getting stabbed while doing so is something else.
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@levelsio
@jessebeach
I have no idea, no one knows where this dude came from or how he got access
Normally I’d imagine if you can’t support a package any longer, you vet a replacement to continue development.
That might’ve happened here as well but can’t find anything
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@geoddo
Posted 4 years ago and I genuinely have never seen this in my life 😂
Having lived in Rotterdam for most of my life I’d at least expect to read something about it 😂
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@OneTopicAtATime
Residents of dildo
Imagine someone asking where you live and your area name gets you banned 😭
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@mindofbillcia
@bakerhtown
@iamharaldur
@elonmusk
If you have calluses due to writing code, might I suggest getting a better keyboard?
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@spences10
Imagine you’re in school, teacher says you gotta debug a Svelte issue and you reply that you got banned from the org 💀
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@adamdotdev
Don’t wanna spin up 20 services for a simple website without any caps on costs.
Heck even with caps, screw setting all this shit up for a simple website.
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@dms3tv
That laptop looks 3D printed 😅
That plug, especially if it had the screws, was stronger than some relationships istg
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@AndroidAuth
Iphone 13; you just get an empty box for $2000, gotta buy the phone separately.
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@andrii_sherman
If they didn’t want me to put JSON in the database they shouldn’t have added it as a column type 😎
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@iammemeloper
The trick is that Google has collected so much data on me throughout the years that it’s always providing helpful tutorials, docs and examples.
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@ImSh4yy
Maybe:
> The OS for your personal finances!
…
> when the same startup has once run out of money and shut down
Bro can't even handle his own finances, why should I listen to him / his tool?
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@MKBHD
They also did a marketing thing with type C with a straight face
They didn’t add it to make charging easier
Also really, you’re gonna highlight that it can transfer data?
Jesus
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@eldsjal
During a hackweek we built a tool that takes the last 20 liked songs from everyone in a team, shuffles them, and turns it into a playlist so throughout the day every team member got to listen to a song they liked rather than someone not hearing any of their favourite music
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@mattxiv
Is it the best meal ever? No, but it’s a meal. Those are kids who won’t be hungry for a bit. Props to that mom.
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@levelsio
@wesbotman
There has been one case of elderly people complaining but:
- no official laws about max temp, just min temp in house in NL
- it was 10C hotter inside than outside for > 1 week
- they were elderly so probably social housing
And all they got was a mobile ac unit 😂
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@maxnichols
It’s actually baffling how Bungie is letting the people go that actually made this game memorable.
Infinite forest was/is dope. I hope you find a new company that does respect its employees ❤️
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@immasiddtweets
Should've made the whole camera bump matching black imho. Would've looked a little like the Nexus 6P which looked cool af.
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@theapplehub
@theverifer
@upintheozone
Not a fan of this double outline, but other than that, yeah I'd like this new design.
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@fronkongames
@NVIDIAGFN
be like
> We only installed it once and then gave access to millions of users.
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@SuperSquidoodle
It is not 😭
I literally used a goddamn app that you would upload your wallpaper to, and it would create widgets that match your wallpaper so they appeared "transparent"
Using these widgets, you could move your apps around
As a former Android user this hurt me to my soul ngl.
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@InternetH0F
In 2009 we had around a 25mbps at home. I do have fun memories of my dad coming up shouting because i was hosting a call of duty modern warfare 2 lobby, taking down his website 😅
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@AdamRackis
Thing is, doesn’t matter how right you are when you put a company on blast when something happens.
Other companies will just see it and worry you’ll bring that drama over there too.
I can’t think of her name atm but someone on Twitter mentioned long time ago that the very
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@nolanisk
@_dailydoseofdon
Threads like these is why I order takeout when we have guests ngl
Can’t please everyone and I’d be too stressed about making good dinner 😭
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@rita_codes
Just send "it works on my machine" to your colleague. Works 100% most of the time
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@danidonovan
My electric toothbrush looks so happy when I do it right 😂 it's like a little game.
If I don't brush right, I get a ☹️, if I do it ok I get a 🙂, If I do it perfect I get a 🤩
Also really want to keep my veneers white 😂
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@LeaksApplePro
That’s the stupidest thing ever. It’s actually quite shocking that my iPhone 14 pro max takes all night to transfer some videos to my Mac.
USB3 is 15 years old. Apple truly is in the dark ages when it comes to phone hardware.
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@sondesix
Without pressure sensitivity, you might as well get a $.10 pencil with the rubber thingy.
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@FrameByFrameTV
@cctvidiots
Even if the corvette stopped, there’s no guarantee that the ford wouldn’t hit it seeing as it keep going even on top of the corvette
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@levelsio
Can attest that I haven’t been productive for shit because of this for the past few weeks.
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@Dgafner04
I agree with you, actually on a Destiny break myself.
But:
> playing in clans with my wife’s name and info in the bio
That’s no longer a case of “take a break” or “try again later”. This is a safety issue and there’s no way around it that Bungie should solve this yesterday.
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Tech tweets getting dumber by the minute.
Anyone have some recommendations on software engs to follow that know what they’re doing and focus on more advanced stuff?
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@luciascarlet
@bimbolina_
In Dutch it’s overmorgen / eergisteren and we still use it often. Didn’t know there was an English equivalent!
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@flutterio
got me to look at
@dart
, and I’m glad I took it for a spin.
#Dart
is an awesome language, and
#flutterio
takes it even further, to mobile devices <3
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@dabit3
It's like they're bashing JS because it has a low barrier of entry which IMHO is actually a really good thing. If a language can only be used by a small amount of people because it's "hard", it's probably a terrible language.
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@TheQuestBro
@bigevilboss
I know, but because it's gonna be a PS4 game, it's going to be limited by old hardware again.
It'll be a remake that's already old.
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@SynthPotato
Should've been No Man's Sky style where you control it to the second you land it
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@mattwensing
Jotting Marques down as "a youtuber" seems wrong tbh. He's not just "a youtuber" -- dude probably knows more about a lot of this stuff than we do by now given how many devices he's thoroughly reviewed over time.
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@InternetH0F
Dad: wakes up at 6, makes others feel far for waking up later
Also dad: sleeping on the couch at 1PM
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@Bitchrovert
@samccone
@js_tut
You and I both know this isn't about eye strain.
Dark mode is cool, this phrasing isn't.
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