Jonny Singer
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Taking foden off because there can only be one fun player on at a time
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I adore this image. The joy, yes. That was me, in the moment.
But also the silent relief and prayer from Saka.
And then Luke shaw, quietly off to shake hands with the Swiss. That’s pretty damn classy
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Title challenging Tottenham are now just three points ahead of relegation threatened Arsenal.
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Arsenal's worst season of all time, worst squad ever, talentless manager, players don't want to be there.
Spurs are the greatest team in the history of the world, are going to win the World Cup and their manager shits golden rose petals
Arsenal above Spurs after 13 games.
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Rice is booked for a foul he has to make because the ref refuses to stop the game after a red-card tackle on Havertz. Properly horrendous officiating that
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Shearer watching Arsenal: You can't have both full backs going forward
Shearer watching Liverpool: Both full backs go forward at the same time. It's the modern way!
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Xhaka has just been booked for touching Buendia’s chest. McGinn was given the same punishment for pushing lacazette to the ground. It’s not a conspiracy, but some players are reffed on actions, and some of reputations
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Of course Zaha dives, but that's a ridiculous pass from Lacazette with six men committed to a counter. That's the kind of mistake that won't get highlighted, but costs points
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Deeply unfair that Newcastle, having wasted time throughout, should concede a goal in the 97th minute, I really feel for them
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Endo, already booked, has just pulled Odegaard down to stop a dangerous attack. Way worse than what Havertz did. No second yellow. Of course.
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I really like Sterling, but there’s no way he should have come on, or that Saka should have come off
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Pogba (already booked) with a foul to stop a counter. The counter goes nowhere because lacazette is down. United get possession in Arsenal’s half and almost score. Appalling officiating
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So happy for Sol Campbell. Legend of the game, treated as a joke, written off by everyone. Went into a really difficult job that everyone said didn’t suit him. And succeeded. Whatever else happens, that’s some achievement!
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'What went wrong tonight'
Scholes: I don't know... *long pause* they weren't very good. Maybe they don't want it enough.
Is this analysis?
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Just returning to the timewasting yesterday, because it was disgracefully managed by Atkinson and it's much easier to talk about sensibly when you come back and win. Two major second-half incidents.
Semedo injury
Jimenez non-substitution
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Four lengthy stoppages where Porto players just sat down. A goal. Two clear warnings for timewasting.
One minute.
Why would you not cheat when it’s rewarded so obviously?
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Since Ozil went off Arsenal have had less possession, have created nothing and still look defensively fragile... I'm sure that's all a coincidence though
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Tavares off is madness. He’s the only one who’s fit, he is running hard, and he’s defending fine. Martinelli at LB kills his threat, Xhaka deeper means we will have even less control. And what do we get in return? Laca
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Messi looks at Lautaro, and I promise you he sees Higuain
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That is the most blatant red card you could imagine. Ref saw it, VAR had a chance to look at it… yellow. How??
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City are really good.
Arsenal are not as bad as expected.
Alexis can leave
Coquelin must leave
VAR is needed
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This year, to save me from tears, we're giving it to Arteta
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I tell you what, if Xhaka jumps at someone with a knee-high tackle to stop a break, it's not overturned
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@samuel_mpona
@OliverKayTimes
Salah probably. Ronaldo was ridiculous in a few big games and won CL. Modric was brilliant all year, won CL, carried unfancied team to WC final. Salah scored lots of goals (fewer than Messi) and struggled at WC (did worse than Messi). Still amazing, but probably 4th for me
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Missing out on Lukaku and so signing Morata is like when your bike gets stolen so the insurance gives you a much nicer, newer, better one!
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Saka has beaten Milner every time he’s run at him. So Milner kicks him. That is a booking 1000 times out of 1000. Except on Saka
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Reckon Spurs killed 3 minutes of the 6 in stoppage time. 1 extra added on.
Every team does it, so not a go at them, but the ease with which you can cheat the clock in English football is mad. World Cup showed us how to fix it, and we've collectively said 'no thanks'.
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A noisy and relatively large protest outside the emirates - about Tigray genocide. Don’t *think* it has any relation to the football
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Park Chu-Young, Per Mertesacker, Andre Santos, Yossi Benayoun & Mikel Arteta. In one day. Stop trying to compete with that, amateurs
🔴Casemiro encouragement
🔴Milinkovic-Savic contact
🔴Pulisic loan
🔴Aubameyang enquiry
🔴Meunier right-back target
@JBurtTelegraph
latest: Manchester United targeting five new signings in frantic end to transfer window
#MUFC
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Man this is good from Sterling and the Players Tribune. Again.
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Sterling has not answered his critics on the field:
1. He actually answered them last week with words
2. They aren’t critics, they’re racists
3. If they are criticising him it’s not for being bad. It’s for being good at the same time as being black
Don’t make this into both sides
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If Iheanacho weren't already (much) better than rashford, imagine what 3 years of Pep vs 3 years of Jose coaching will do.
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Labour got more votes in Tooting than the ENTIRE TURNOUT last time!
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@samuel_mpona
@OliverKayTimes
although of course depends on what you count. I don't think Ronaldo is close to being top three players in the world most games, but no-one peaks in big games like he does
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Itv: we have to talk about VAR
Bilic: the ref got it right
ITV: but how controversial
Bilic: not really, he was right
ITV: but VAR
Bilic: why are we talking about this, he got it right
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Virat physioing for Root's cramp after he slog-sweeps for six. What a day of cricket!
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Arsenal are so bad. The win is nice, but we just got outplayed by Bournemouth at home. Not because we don’t have better players, but because the manager is determined not to attack
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@Johnmacca1977
@jeremycorbyn
@theresa_may
That may be the single stupidest thing I've ever read on twitter. And I read a lot of stupid things on twitter
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Clever from Kane. Foul the guy, foul the second guy after the whistle, pull him towards you then collapse at the slightest hint of contact.
No question it’s a red card, but very few players manufacture that so well
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Don't think any other team in the Premier League gets a penalty for that if the on-field referee misses it.
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Arsenal: we have a coherent game plan
Opponents: score with first shot
Arsenal: everyone run everywhere
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@Johnmacca1977
@jeremycorbyn
@theresa_may
Yep, that's what it's all about. One tears the country apart, the other has messy handwriting. So, pretty tough choice...
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None of these guys have to be the good guys to make them valuable allies in the fight against something far worse. This moral purity never works, it just leads to heavy defeat!
• UEFA failed with FFP and have actively tried to create a super league in the past
• FIFA have tried to expand the club World Cup for years and sold a World Cup to Qatar
• BT & Sky tried to charge us £14.99 for Brighton Vs. Burnley
Don’t make them out to be the good guys.
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Sensational captaincy this from Root, tiring Ashwin out so he can't bowl as effectively
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@davidflatman
you're free to say what you like - you won't be imprisoned for it. If you want a highly-paid job representing your country, you have to meet certain standards - that's not a free speech issue.
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There are two options: this is what arteta wants, or he has no influence on his players. Both are really bad
Arsenal had a real chance to put their foot on this game after a bad first half. And they vanished from the game as an attacking force. Two shots between the opener and the equaliser. And it keeps happening. Big questions for Arteta as to why.
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@ChaseCard
@itsmejessio
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She was asked (four years ago) are there any Jewish wizards. She said yes. That was 12 years after the character first appeared. So, basically, she wrote an obviously Jewish character, didn't make a big deal of his religion, then mentioned it, when asked, a decade later!
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Xhaka was amazing on Saturday, and torreira has definitely helped him. But I'm not convinced he is a very different player to last year. He's always been like this, but a few sloppy passes and everyone decides he's rubbish
"He made more passes than anyone else on the pitch, more recoveries than anyone else on the pitch and more tackles than anyone else on the pitch."
Granit Xhaka’s transformation under Unai Emery a game-changer for improving Arsenal
#AFC
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In a world of VAR, you can lose a game on a technicality. You shouldn’t lose one on a howler. That’s what happened today. A blatant, appalling howler, from an official. Changed the result. Doesn’t feel like we’ve been beaten, feels like we’ve been conned.
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Villa's issue isn't just a lack of creativity, it's that they're soooo slow. Every time they get a half-break, they turn, recycle, and allow Wolves to re-set. Then they can't break down a set team. Must be so frustrating for their fans!
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@tancredipalmeri
@Marcotti
Several incidents of racist abuse in Italy (and elsewhere) over the last few weeks - yet this is a 'new low'? Reckon you might be going a bit far here...
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@jamesbenge
presumably Ozil doesn't take massive satisfaction in taking apart a Liverpool reserve team because, you know, he's won a World Cup and is several levels above them. I'm fine with that tbh!
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That Mkhitaryan goal was so good that if Ozil had scored it we'd only be talking about how poor the opposition are!
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@SamJDean
I think De Bruyne is still better, and it's hard to argue with Haaland's 21 goals in 16 games. And Salah/Kane/Alisson all have merit. But he's in the conversation...
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How can anyone defend emery? It’s the same every game, out-played by poor opponents, no offensive plans, no defensive coherence. Nothing. I can’t see how you could make this squad worse
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Over two legs we've arguably been better than the team currently above Real Madrid in the table. They'll paint this as a Wenger embarrassment but it was a really decent effort undermined by one first-leg mistake
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Most expensive squad ever assembled, to which he added £150m worth this summer, is broken, says genius manager
Jose Mourinho believes Manchester United squad is broken. Will take at least two transfer windows to repair.
#MUFC
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I think that might be the maddest game of cricket I’ve ever seen. Both sides bowled out for under 200 first innings. 600/5 declared. A chase of 593. And they get bowled out last ball for a tie! 592!
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That's four red cards for Southampton centre-backs I count. Astonishing none given.
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When Saka misses the major tournament injured all the English press will throw their hands up, but the referees will throw a party
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So, I'm more and more flummoxed by the Pieters non-penalty the more I look at it. This is what the Law says:
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Apparently VAR is ruining football by giving correct decisions which are close.
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Arsenal lose to Chelsea despite creating loads of chances - it's only the result that matters
Arsenal beat Cardiff despite playing badly - put the result aside, that was a poor performance
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If Luiz stays on, football is not serious about head injuries. No way he can have been properly assessed, no way you can be sure he’s safe. Outrageous
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I have nothing against Wolves. Any team in the lead, away, against a good side, would do this. It's for the officials to manage it, to ensure it's not rewarded. The officials just didn't do that.
In the end, it didn't matter. But it could have done. And it's bad.
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@Johnmacca1977
@jeremycorbyn
@theresa_may
I imagine you also refuse treatment from doctors with messy handwriting? Turn down lawyers who type?
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Got quite emotional today. Genuinely surprised at how pro-Wenger the crowd was. Stark reminder of how small a minority Twitter is
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@KTHopkins
in a lot of ways, you don't fit in - should you just f*ck off? Or does it only apply to people not like you?
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Britain is so radicalised that our footballers are forced to pray five times a match
#TrumpFacts
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Inconsistency between reds will happen - individuals are different
Inconsistency can also happen when events are super quick - mistakes are inevitable
But inconsistency within the same game by a guy sitting watching on TV. Inexcusable
It’s a tough job but inconsistency is what infuriates supporters.
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I don’t really care which country it’s in, you should start every major tournament with Nessun Dorma
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Showing that on the screen was a clear and obvious mistake
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Crisis club Arsenal are above Liverpool, level with Chelsea and a point off spurs. It's terrible
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@tancredipalmeri
@Marcotti
you said this action was a new low - ie, worse than anything that has gone before it. I was simply pointing out that it is not even close to the worst thing that has happened this week between players and fans!
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We were terrible. And we should have had a penalty. And a goal. And a red.
And we'd still win that most of the time. Horrible evening, but no need to panic.
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Hard to see how Manchester City’s PR department could have worded it better:
Poor oppressed city, targeted by the nasty establishment, given a wonderful opportunity to prove their purity
Manchester City are ready to fight back against the Premier League to achieve their dream of finally clearing their name. The reaction to the news yesterday shows there is a lot of ugliness ahead before they will even get a chance to
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Remember when players were going to banned if they dived and successfully won a penalty?
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Messi has done astonishing things in this tournament, and his career. But the reason he’s winning this one, and didn’t win previous ones, is the guys around him. Alvarez, Di Maria, Enzo, de Paul. They’ve all stepped up at various times
Messi will get the applauds but this Di Maria performance will go into the history books
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Ozil fouled six times, moss plays on, Ozil loses the ball and is booked. This is an all-time display from the ref
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This is spot on, but there's another side to it too. If we'd signed Odegaard for the first time today, there'd be major excitement. Arsenal fans (all fans?) crave the unknown. Someone we watched every week for 6 months doesn't do that.
This week's column is about Martin Odegaard and why I think this is a really good signing for Arsenal.
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Arsenal dominated the first half. Made one silly mistake, and Emery decided to change the entire style of play. Awful second half. Not one player played well after the break, but the manager has to take responsibility.
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This is the worst arsenal team I’ve ever watched. So bad defensively, no creativity going forward. Playing for corners. Dreadful
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@jamesbenge
Gap between bookings:
Gabriel - 2 mins
Partey - 3 mins
Martinelli - 10 seconds
It's next-level naivety (if we're being super kind) to get one of those, but 3 in 6 games??
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There's lots to dislike about Ronaldo, and most of it is much more serious than this, but the fact that his team-mates HAVE TO pretend that he's the best player of all time, despite no-one really believing that, is really grating.
Maguire on Ronaldo signing for
#mufc
: "For him to sign back for the club, the greatest player to play the game, it is amazing to have him at the club and I'm sure he's going to have a big impact on and off the field."
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You win this game 6 times out of 10. You draw it 3 times out of 10. Today was the 10th. It happens
xG map for England - France
England mostly turned their pressure into French fouls rather than good open play chances, but only converted the one
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If you think Bruno didn’t mean that, I have a bridge to sell you
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Arsenal fans, please read this, please share this, please show that this isn't acceptable, and please stand up to people who act like this. A horrible thing to happen on what should have been a joyous day
Yesterday my friend & wonderful comedian Katie Price experienced an antisemitic attack at the Spurs Arsenal game. She doesn’t use twitter so I’m sharing what she wrote on her behalf:
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Absolute belter from Martin Samuel tonight on Sutton, pies, and football's dirty relationship with the bookies
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I know
@gunnerpunner
was up there with me for finding this the most annoying. It's not a Wolves problem - it's a football problem. The PL is probably the league that adds on the most for this, and still woefully under-estimates the impact of timewasting
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