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Great to see new people and fresh faces getting into cricket, but are we really having a pitch report from a guy who was learning how to bowl in a fan park yesterday???
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Soz lads, I'm famous now
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Cheteshwar Pujara has more hundreds than any Sussex batter in one first-class season since Ed Joyce in 2014.
IT'S MAY 7TH.
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If you need to send this upstairs can I suggest you go to Specsavers
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Why is he standing in front of Hundred graphics
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Welcome to the Vitality County Championship, where 18 teams can spend four days scoring 10,666 runs and taking 223 wickets and literally nobody ends up winning a thing
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Tom Smith playing professional T20 cricket with a Guinness towel tucked in his trousers, what an icon
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🚨 Shocking twist in the Harry Kane transfer saga as he turns down blockbuster FC Bayern move to instead be unveiled at Lord's as London Spirit's new opening bat
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Ben Stokes: briefly retires from ODIs to miss 11 games that they'd probably have rested him for anyway, comes back and hits 182
Tim Paine: dropped from the national team for six years, hit one ton in 101 innings, please nobody mention why he became captain or why he got sacked
“He said it himself, he wants to be known as someone who wins World Cups. No issues with that. Just don’t retire in the first place.”
Tim Paine launched another attack on Ben Stokes' decision to unretire from ODI cricket ahead of the World Cup.
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34 hours and 59 minutes in office.
For comparison, Jonny Bairstow has batted for 37 hours and 11 minutes in Test matches in 2022 so far.
With great sadness I must resign from government.
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It's gone unnoticed, but Scotland have won so heavily that England are all but out
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"disrespecting cricket", you say?
And this was the Test they actually cared about 😳
Karma strikes as days after disrespecting cricket, South Africa is bowled out before lunch for a 135-year worst >>
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Well I've won as many T20 World Cups as Virat for a start
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Rizwan last year and Suryakumar Yadav this year are the only two players to ever score 1,000 T20I runs in a calendar year.
SKY's done it in one fewer match and faced 433 fewer balls.
He's also going at the highest SR for the year in T20I history among anyone facing 250+ balls.
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Leus du Plooy batting in a Joburg Super Kings bandana for Dubai Capitals in a game he probably needs to lose to make it to Karachi Kings on time
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Michael Vaughan says Moeen Ali should go around asking random Muslims if they're terrorists, so I think we should probably be ignoring him and not giving him work
Michael Vaughan says cameras should be placed in the DRS trucks to provide "transparency".
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Reversing a Kia off the pitch so Chris Jordan can bowl a free hit, now that's what I call Vitality
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Maybe a big purple dinosaur at six wasn't Warwickshire's finest idea
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Finishing strong with the dot
Shoaib Bashir has just conceded 38 off an over at New Road.
31 of them coming off Dan Lawrence's bat.
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5:37pm: Durham issues a statement about a player getting suspended for placing 303 bets on cricket matches
6:18pm: Durham launches a new in-house livestream sponsored by a betting company
Tonight we launch Durham Cricket TV in association with Dafanews. 🎙
Tune into the pre show with
@Harmy611
&
@Borthwick16
WATCH LIVE ➡️
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What if the USA turned up to a home cricket World Cup and just went and won the entire thing. Is there a plan in place for that?
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Next time I see anyone complaining about the standard of women’s cricket I’m just going to send them this video.
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Oh, and 2021 - 68 runs, 34.0 average, 100 SR
2012 - 185 runs, 46.2 average.
2014 - 319 runs, 106.3 average.
2016 - 273 runs, 136.5 average.
2022 - 296 runs, 98.6 average.
- THE GREATEST BATTER IN T20 WC HISTORY RETURNS FOR THE MEGA EVENT. 🇮🇳
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Mufa my guy, who let you in there
Suryakumar Yadav and his wife sleeping with the World Cup trophy. 🏆
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Very ominous meerkat presence at the toss this morning
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David Warner to Cameron Bancroft (2018):
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Now it's over, let's have a look at the worst economy rates for bowlers across the series
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Joe Root you will pay for your crimes
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Trying to stay calm about this Jofra comeback and then he goes and plays club games in his England helmet
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For a moment just now Darcie Brown had bowled nine balls for nine runs with nine dots and nine wides, and Alyssa Healy had exactly the right reaction
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oh my god they killed Travis Head
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@benstokes38
It’s not an “incident”, it’s a legitimate wicket appealed for legitimately and given out legitimately.
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This certainly is one of the paragraphs of all time
"I understand that people will say, ‘Well, England lost the second Test.’ The message that keeps coming from Ben and Baz is that results are irrelevant to us – it's the way that we play."
Read Ollie Robinson's latest Wisden column:
#INDvENG
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Still cannot get my head around three South Africans playing as overseas players in one South African team
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Dan Lawrence this summer:
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Can't believe they've changed the venues AGAIN
World Cup at New York....!!!!
The mega event starts on Oct 5th.
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Have greatly enjoyed the heavens opening all over India this week as if to tell the BCCI the IPL is way too fucking long
THE RAIN IS BACK IN GUWAHATI JUST 6 MINUTES BEFORE THE START OF 7 OVERS MATCH.
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Jimmy since Strauss retired: 110 Tests, 414 wickets at 23.77
A reminder that Andrew Strauss played 100 Tests and retired nearly 12 years ago.
And James Anderson debuted before him
🤯
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A reminder that there has been one (1) trans woman playing ICC-sanctioned international cricket and she averaged 19.66 with the bat across six matches having been cleared and approved to play by the ICC in August. What could have changed in three months?
ICC bans transgender women from international women's cricket in new policy “founded in science” & “to protect the integrity of the international women’s game and the safety of players.”
⬇️
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Rohit Sharma donates prehistoric fossil 697th Test wicket.
- A Beautiful gesture by Hitman. 👏
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A delayed start in a full member T20 international because they've gone out to the middle and realised there's no 30-yard circle is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen in cricket, great work everyone
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What a signing that's turned out to be (four wickets, eight runs, one month off for running at an umpire)
Sydney Sixers international recruit Tom Curran has been ruled out for the remainder of the KFC BBL|13 season, sustaining a knee injury in the Sixers’ last match against the Melbourne Stars on Saturday.
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Rory Burns walking out at five for a hat-trick ball on Finals Day, no other competition comes close
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England optimistic Jofra Archer will be fit for T20 World Cup title defence.
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Pujara's 12th century for Sussex in his 25th match. For some context, the other four players with exactly 12 centuries for Sussex across formats did so from 86, 93, 161 and 476 matches respectfully.
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The ICC should have taken a stand and stripped all status from England when they hosted those Ireland ODIs with nobody from the first-choice squad, or played in Bangladesh and New Zealand on consecutive days, or toured the Netherlands between two home Tests against New Zealand
The ICC should have taken a stand on behalf of Test cricket and de-classified NZ v SA after the latter selected a second XI.
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SEAN PAUL IS DOING THE T20 WORLD CUP ANTHEM, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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The urn will be retained alright, in the museum of the Marylebone Cricket Club where it lives permanently
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Immediate points deductions if they actually play with white shirts and cream trousers
We're ready to go. 💪
Let's make 2024 another memorable year, together! 🦊💚
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Stuart your retirement has been rejected, see you in Hyderabad x
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I'm not saying I've seen a County Championship match delayed so we could all watch an umpire's wife on The Chase but the timing of the inspections that day was incredibly convenient
Day 3 of the Australia vs Pakistan test was delayed for seven minutes as the third umpire Richard Illingworth got stuck in an elevator.
Tell us about the strangest cricket delay you've witnessed!
Comment below ⤵️
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Now this is a proper county cricket sponsorship
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Yes we’ve all been sitting here for six hours doing nothing but JOFRA ARCHER IS ON A CRICKET PITCH TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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"Yeah so they played seven matches and England won four, so the trophy stays in Australia because they won it last time."
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Leicestershire's first hour charging for Champo streams going well I see
Trevaskis gone! He's been trapped lbw by Fisher, 4. Leicestershire are 15-7 after 12 overs. Coad four wickets, Fisher three.
#LEIvYOR
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68 wickets at 26.47 a very impressive return from zero career games, call the boy up I say
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Ravi Shastri and Kevin Pietersen sharing the mic as Joe Clarke takes first ball from Craig Overton. I'm being tested here.
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There is no way in the world that shot should get awarded six runs
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So the retirement lasted two weeks? Incredible
🇦🇺 fans, would you have Warner open in next year's Champions Trophy?
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No he's not
Suresh Raina is the only Indian to score a Hundred in T20I World Cup history 🇮🇳
- A Great in T20 format....!!!
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Think you missed a couple x
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On the one hand you have a 25-year-old who averages 79.65 with 13 centuries (one triple, two doubles) from 37 first-class matches, but on the other he did point at someone once
Sarfaraz Khan's aggressive celebration of pointing towards selector Chetan Sharma who was watching the Ranji match from stands didn't go down well. (PTI)
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Stokes up one spot in the all-rounder rankings following his 10th consecutive Test innings of not bowling a single ball
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Going to go out on a limb here and say that burning all three of your reviews in 13.2 overs is absolutely hilarious and also a Bad Idea
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Just thinking about how much better the World Darts Championship would be as a 10-player round-robin with the semis and the final being the only knockout games
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Amir today:
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how are you bowling 36 balls in a T20
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How long are we thinking the jail sentence should be for this
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Anrich Nortje finishes his three matches in New York with eight wickets at 5.37 with an economy of 3.58 and conceding just two boundaries in 12 overs.
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Officially England captain and vice captain
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The three immortal lessons of this series:
– If you want a catch, keep hold of it
– If you don't want to be stumped, stay in your crease
– If you don't want to be fined for your abysmal over rates, go and complain to the ICC
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Very impressed that the only person who’s managed to react sensibly to The Event is Charlie Dean herself.
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In their Hyderabad win, England's batters attacked 54% of the balls bowled to them.
That's the highest figure for any team in India since records began in 2006.
It's also the 6th highest for any team in any Test since 2006.
9 of the top 12 are 'Bazball' performances.
#INDvENG
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yea vaughan talk nah
OLLIE POPE YOU BEAUTY! 💯
Popey scores his first international century at his home ground and his first century as captain! 🏴
Leading from the front! 🧾
🤎 |
#SurreyCricket
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Just in case you want to feel ancient, this squad features Rehan Ahmed's 15-year-old brother Farhan, who was born in TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHT
What's that? More games against Australia? 🏴🇦🇺
Yep, our Men's U19 team will face Australia U19s in five ODIs and two Tests in August and September.
And there's some exciting young talent in the squad 🦁
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"Sir, a 17th Surrey player has just got a Hundred deal"
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Never mind Prithvi's double, Northamptonshire took SIX CONSECUTIVE SUB CATCHES
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Since this now seems to be my most popular tweet ever or something I feel like I should clarify a couple of things:
a) There have been a couple of other four-ton seasons for Sussex since Joyce's 8 (!) but nobody with more than Pujara since.
b) Hey India! We're keeping him, soz.
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Someone does a Mankad or a weird stumping and everyone starts yammering on about the Spirit Of Cricket: shut up you absolute freaks
A giraffe jumps the start of a rain-shortened mascot race: enacting revenge against this creature is now my solitary goal in life
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Zak Crawley:
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17,387 at Lord's for the women's game yesterday, 14,978 at Edgbaston for the women's game today.
A reminder that there were 27,000 people at the entire KSL in 2019. This is absurdly good.
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For the first time in a T20 league (apart from the one that literally just finished two days ago)
For the first time in a T20 league, players will now be allowed to review wide and no-ball decisions using DRS🏏 This move is aimed at reducing the chance of umpiring error impacting the crucial phases of the game 👏
#STARZPLAYSports
#IPLT20
#ipl23
#IPL2023
#IPLONCRICLIFE
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Congratulations to Virat for equalling the slowest ton in IPL history!!!
8TH HUNDRED FOR VIRAT KOHLI IN IPL HISTORY!
All heads must bow, All tongues must confess - the Greatest, of All Time 👑
#RRvRCB
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Men's Tests scheduled in 2024:
England 17
India 16
Bangladesh 14
New Zealand 13
South Africa 11
Australia 10
Sri Lanka 10
West Indies 9
Pakistan 8
Afghanistan 7
Zimbabwe 5
Ireland 2
Women's Tests scheduled in 2024:
Australia v South Africa (Feb 15)
South Africa v England (Dec)
England's men are scheduled to play a Test match on 24% of the days in 2024. If you are awake, at any given moment next year, there is about a 9% chance England's men should be on-field playing a Test match
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You could play the entire match 10 times over in the time between England naming the team and play actually starting, what are we doing here
We've named our XI to kick off our IT20 series with Australia 📝
Three debutants 🫡
#ENGvAUS
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#EnglandCricket
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