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4 months ago today, my beautiful Debbie got a blood clot that caused cardiac arrest & sudden death. She was just 53. We walked & were in the pool nearly every day.
We were Pfizerx2 + Moderna vaccinated. I used to call anti-vaxxers nutjobs. Now, not so sure
Hug your loved ones!
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@SamSeder
It's fun watching people like Sam beclown themselves accusing JP of saying something he clearly didn't.
Shows their commitment to objective truth is non-existent.
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@kendallbaker
Coming from a cricket playing country I normally yawn at baseball videos of accurate throws or big hits but in this case I'm going with the crowd and saying proper arm, that. Wow.
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@FlorioGina
Does "men are not good enough quality for them to marry now" actually mean the women are 220lb+ and men don't find them attractive?
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@timecaptales
This is very disrespectful to Herr Hitler who was, after all, Time Magazine's Man of the Year in 1938.
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@BillAckman
@Harvard
I'd say problem is that Harvard appointed Gay and in doing so it's assumed they've done reasonable due diligence - which would include inspecting her academic record - and been satisfied with what they saw
To now claim she's a plagiarist invites a massive lawsuit, even if she is
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@NoCapFights
That's diabetes doing its thing
Causes peripheral neuropathy which means he has little feeling in his feet and injuries go unattended
From look of it, not too long before he loses one or both legs
And then not too long until death.
Has less than 5 years to live. Probably 2-3.
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Let's split-screen the Group 3 race at Caulfield and dicking about behind the gates for the BMzero at Kembla...
#Legless
#WTF
@SkyRacingAU
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@LexsWorld
@EndWokeness
Criminal gangs effectively created their own economy which sucked people in by necessity. As a consequence a higher % of the population will end up in prison during a crackdown.
Cannot compare the situation with many other countries and esp. ones like Canada.
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@EddyJokovich
Do we know if the (predominately foreign born) taxi drivers refused her because it was such a short fare?
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@0600Hours
OK, folks. I have scrolled and scrolled and while there have been some god awful contributions such as the execrable Starship - We Built This City nobody seems to have listed the absolutely worst song ever written. So here it is. Cover your ears…
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@DrVicFielding
I lost my beautiful partner to blood clot caused sudden cardiac arrest last year. She was a fit and healthy 53 year old.
We were both Pfizer x 2 + Moderna.
To call people who've suffered such tragedy and at least question things 'cookers' is disgusting and immoral.
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@LaTrioli
@abcmelbourne
Twitter, please show me a picture of people celebrating the fact that they haven't lost even one dollar of their taxpayer-funded salary during the pandemic.
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Wyong: Hi Warrnambool, it's Wyong here.
Warrnambool: Oh, hey, Wyong. How's it going?
Wyong: Well, thanks. Say, what time is that 7 minute steeple you guys have going to be run on Thursday?
Warrnambool: 2.30PM
Wyong: No probs, thanks for that. (schedules race at 2.35PM)
#Ummm
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@AdamBandt
Hamas doesn't let civilians anywhere near the aid convoys so there's no doubt those targeted were all Hamas.
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@TheBackPocketAU
Why would anyone answer any questions from someone/an organisation that defamed them? Just gives them information for their defence.
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@farfalle916
@ZubyMusic
One can assume that Middle America doesn't much care for the opinion of those who let people shit on the sidewalk, avoid prison for theft and give sanctuary to known foreign criminals.
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@shashj
When my father was posted in Moscow way back in the day he used to talk to Walls. He'd sit in his lounge chair and say things like, "Now, Walls, I need to meet Mr Prokoviev about XYZ" and a week or so later he'd get a call from Mr Prokoviev's office saying he'd like to see him.
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Hahahaha.
@SkyRacingAU
has split screen a LISTED race at Flemington and a low maiden at Inverell.
They really, really hate punters.
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@ImMeme0
"Aasshole" is quite good.
A solid 8/10 and the funniest thing Kimmel has come up with in 20+ years.
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I'm going to make a list of all bookmakers licensed by the Northern Territory Racing Commission so that people can avoid opening accounts and betting with them because NTRC will simply not help when bookies hide behind AML and other T&C to give punters the flick.
Enough is
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@RonniSalt
Yes voters doing just that by seeking to entrench indigenous disadvantage in our Constitution.
Be better.
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@clairegcoleman
On the plus side, just imagine how much smug satisfaction you'll get from being able to label good, decent, thoughtful Australians racist when the No vote wins.
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All good things must come to an end and thus it is with the John's Analytics service. Big thanks to
@DeanTrialSpy
and
@winningedgebets
for hosting me & providing excellent support over the last few years. Thx to everyone who subscribed. It's been a fun, profitable time.
#SeeYa
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@FischerKing64
Appreciate the tongue-in-cheekness but I would speculate:
Vivek: 155
DeSantis: 125
Christie: 120
Haley: 110
Probably a distinction without a difference.
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@kylenabecker
@MikeBenzCyber
DEI as a method for 'othering' those who don't toe the line also goes a long way to explaining why the 3 university presidents took the positions they did during their congressional testimony on December 5.
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@JesseKellyDC
Being locked down/restricted has led to people increasing use of cocaine, which leads to heart problems. Young athletes of the type we see collapsing are in exactly the rich, young, cocaine-using demographic that you'd expect.
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@GordonFielden
@IDF
Hamas & Hezbollah have been doing it for decades. There's huge amounts of proof. That you've only just heard about it is on you.
Red Cross used to be one of only 3 charities I donated to. Once I discovered they were transporting terrorists in ambulances that stopped.
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@tabcomau
Don’t let any losing TAB tickets come into contact with tickets that are yet to run otherwise they’ll infect them with their losingness.
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@9NewsMelb
@Elisabeth_Moss9
Zero chance at least some of them have been let off lightly for previous crimes.
This crap is going on too much around the country.
At some point people will get sick of it and take the law into their own hands.
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Market on which will be gawn first:
Andrew Jones $1.10
The whip $8
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Here's the simple fix:
1. ban the jockey for minimum 3 months
2. ban the horse from racing again for 3 months
Owners will go spare if their horse gets banned and pull from those trainers involved.
What am I missing?
@winningedgebets
@Racing
@RantRacing
@rtralphy
An inquiry has been opened into apprentice Chris Graham's ride on Pushin' Shapes in the home straight in R6 Ascot today. Thoughts? 🤔
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@brianefallon
@Globalgallop
It's remarkable that people don't know it was the Democrats who introduced Jim Crow, segregation and other laws. And nothing has changed.
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@pennina6061
@NoCapFights
Er, look at his legs. They're showing classic diabetes signs including scabs that won't/are slow to heal due to loss of blood flow.
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@Racing
This bloke shouldn't be anywhere near a racing management role.
Might turn out to be worst than Giles, which would take some doing.
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@LexsWorld
Now, you might ask why this couldn't be done in Brazil or, say, Chicago?
Answer is that in esp. in high crime US cities street gangs play a massive role in ballot harvesting. Elected officials then need to go softly, softly on them. Thus shoplifting < $1000 a misdemeanor etc.
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Unpopular opinion - I like Terry Bailey as a caller.
Has a good calling voice and gets the drama right.
Quick trip to Specsavers every now and then might not hurt, tho.
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@PrincessMeerk
@GadSaad
It's great when people from the party of slavery lecture others on racism.
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@abcsport
Pokies have, literally, 250x the problem gambling rate of sports betting and horses.
It's just truly ignorant to suggest that there is a society-wide problem with sports and horse betting.
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@webflite
Which one had the most impact at the job it had and the missions it was tasked with?
1. Spitfire
2. Mustang
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Things that never happened
#1749338383
I met a 17 yo young woman today who said she can’t think about her future more than 1yr ahead, because when she thinks about what the climate emergency will do to her in 5 or 10yrs, it all gets too much.
It’s time to end the anxiety.
It’s time to fight for a Green New Deal.
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@ClimateDepot
a) The Hokey Shtick is in my view the most fraudulent scientific artifact since Piltdown Man
b) What Mann's team has requested is entirely reasonable and should have been anticipated by Steyn's team. Maybe it has and they have a response.
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It's good to see that the introduction of race fields fees, minimum bet limits, and POC taxes has had no impact on markets...and that taxes will be paid by bookies and not passed on to punters...
#NotReally
#BigImpact
@FairWagering
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@ggreenwald
@TheEconomist
Imagine believing anything that Pravda - sorry, The Economist - writes.
You're better than this, Glenn.
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@PeterCronau
Dear Twitter. Please show me someone who doesn't understand EEZ and International Law. Thanks.
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@integrity4most
@briantylercohen
@realDonaldTrump
@RichardGrenell
He’s started literally hundreds of businesses. If only 6 failed then that’s a success rate unparalleled on planet earth.
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@TheMattBungard
We had 64% of the ball, 28 shots on goal to 11, 15 corners to 2 and still couldn't get it done against the 40th ranked side in the world.
No way to find a silver lining.
#FIFAWomensWorldCup2023
#FIFAWomensWorldCup
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@Dave_DelFavero
I lost my partner suddenly last year and send you love and support. The pain is indescribable and will be for some time. It's important to avoid alcohol as much as you can (I did not avoid it) as it makes things worse (trust me). Let your friends help any way they can. Good luck.
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@FitzySA
@gradecricketer
Here's the thing:
I don't want our cricket captain crapping on about climate change.
I don't want our cricket captain crapping on about free markets.
I don't want our cricket captain crapping on about unions.
I want our cricket captain to crap on about cricket. And play well.
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@PeterLawrence18
Looks like handler training younger dog but could be on the job
Saw a bloke training a dog in Melbourne airport
Me: Hey mate, what do you do when it needs to go
#2
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Him: I have to get it out of the airport
Me: How can you tell it needs to go?
Him: He starts walking funny 😀
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@cato218
@PamHemphill79
OMG, it's even more of a great, fat nothing-burger than I was expecting.
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@9NewsMelb
@MimiRoseBecker
The bigger story would be to out them as the paid actors they obviously are.
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@PeterLawrence18
People can't really understand how the market has changed until you see it graphed so here it is, courtesy of my mate Len. Remember when you backed one at $5.50? It's now $5. Apparently, racing authorities & govt tax-grabbers think you're too stupid to notice the loss of value.
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@ZoeJardiniere
Easy answer to it all.
People who want to allow asylum seekers in willy-nilly can simply sponsor and house them.
Isn't leading by example meant to be the morally correct method of implementing good policy?
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Farewell, beautiful little Alfie. Thanks for the great memories.
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@GMKitson
@EddyJokovich
I appreciate that your limo driver is Anglo but for us mere hoi polloi who have to use taxis and Ubers the source is our eyes and talking to them.
On a 10 day trip end of last month took umpteen trips. Zero Anglos. Indians, Pakistanis, Nepalese abound. Even one from Bhutan
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@spectatorindex
There were 20 bakeries...
For 2M people.
So each bakery serviced 100,000 people.
Gotta hand it to those Gazans.
Most productive bakers on the planet.
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@_Rian_Stone
LOL. She's telling him the relationship is dead without telling him the relationship is dead. There's actually no way back for him.
#MoveOnBrother
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@rtralphy
Does the Ferrari team have to base itself at Werribee for a few weeks before being allowed to race?
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@barriecassidy
@wendy_harmer
They had to put 700m people into poverty with their Marxism first but, yeah...
#YouNonce
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@Cernovich
My soulmate and partner, Debbie, died of bloodclot caused cardiac arrest on April 15.
So, yes, I know one.
Miss her terribly.
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@ConceptualJames
Given a choice, what percentage of people would choose to fly on a plane designed by people for whom 2+2=4 or one designed by people trying to convince you that 2+2=5?
I'm guessing 100% would choose 2+2=4 Airlines.
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One of the greatest perception problems that racing has is that betting on it is no different to going to a casino.
In order to combat this myth, the TAB introduces...Odds & Evens...
#TooCleverForMe
Here it is! A brand new bet type for NSW punters, Odds & Evens.
Listen in to find out how it all works!
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Here's the question.
Is
@SkyRacingAU
and
@tabcomau
promoting racing or harming racing by having the main race of the day on split screen while horses are doing bugger all at the back of the barriers at Canberra?
#PartOfTheProblem
#PullFingerOut
#Bool2020
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@freedman_lee
@R1CHARDFREEDMAN
Need to get breeders out of the administration of racing. As I've said before, it's like having dole recipients in charge of Centrelink. All they do is increase number of useless black type races to inflate stud fees. Critical to focus on increasing wagering to fund the industry.
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@MrKRudd
Luckily, the error gives them the money to pay for the blowout in your useless NBN.
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@colonelhogans
When you watch your soulmate die right in front of you of a blood clot caused cardiac arrest then you'll at least pause to wonder and quite reasonably become somewhat vax hesitant.
Trust me. I unfortunately know.
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