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I want to wish you a very happy 2023 full of love, wisdom and joy. May the seeds you plant germinate, the trees you plant grow and dreams you have come true. Happy New Year!
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Finance Bill 2024: A curious introduction of both Tobin Tax and Robinhood Tax through the scrapping of VAT exemptions for banking transactions. It will make basic banking expensive, raise cost of credit, and drive people to the black market. Please read about those two taxes..
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Integrity is telling the truth to yourself; honesty is telling others the truth! To succeed you need both.
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We need a national tree planting week. If every able Kenyan planted a tree, that is 30 million strong! We can do this!
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As Kenya turns 60 years, it is a great honour to be named as the 3rd Most Transformative CEO impacting the economy by Business Monthly! Working hard in silence, with the support of a great and committed group at
@NCBABankKenya
@NCBAUganda
,
@LOOP_KE
@NCBABankRw
!
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If you have not planted a single tree this year, you are breathing someone else’s oxygen! Get moving - the short rains are here for you!
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We congratulate the Government . CBK, Bank and fellow Kenyans for a very successful week in the capital markets which has contributed to the welcome strong performance of the shilling.
As for the fake news, Your Dollar Your Choice!
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At NCBA, we recognize the significance of offering tailored solutions to entrepreneurs, businesses, and families at their convenience. Today, we officially open our 90th branch NCBA Eastleigh, a location that is a flourishing business hub for the Kenyan economy. Sisi Ndio Tuko!
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@MizMuli
@NCBABankKenya
@KenyaPower_Care
Dear
@MizMuli
- I never thought I would say this, but Technology is a bitch! It has dictated our customer service this week. But the people you have believed in are there and
@NCBABankKenya
will deliver once this technology problem is resolved. Wish I did not have to say that.
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Thank you
@TheAbojani
for this recognition! Thank you to my colleagues at
@NCBABankKenya
and the NCBA Group for a phenomenal year! Thanks to our customers for continuing to believe in us!
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Joined my neighbours to plant trees along Kirichwa Ndogo stream in Kileleshwa. We have to support the call from His Excellency The President to green our neighbourhoods. Join the efforts in your area.
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Proudly carrying the Kenyan flag with fellow Kenyans at the Parade of Nations during the World Junior Golf Championships. Kenya is well represented with 12 junior players across the various age categories. Najivunia kuwa Mkenya!
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Kenya has been a leading light in financial inclusion globally. A unnecessary tax on banking transactions will make us uncompetitive. Large FX transactions will be offshored. Completely unnecessary!
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Wishing you a tree-planting day and a care for the environment day!
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As we break for the long weekend, I want to thank all our customers for their continued support and belief in us! You are the reason we shine and the below results are yours as well. Asante and Happy Easter!
@NCBABankKenya
@NCBAUganda
@NCBABankRw
@NCBATanzania
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As we welcome another year, let me wish you a new year full of blessings and favour! May you chap 2024 away in good health, love and joy. And of course, to your heart’s desire in prosperity! Happy 2024!
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Urging our MPs to do the right thing. Keep Kenya a leading light when it comes to banking and finance - reject this attempt to tax you for simple act of paying for goods and services.
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At NCBA, customers are at the heart of what we do. You help us get better everyday! Proud to have been ranked First among the Top 25 Most Customer-Obsessed Brands Impacting Lives in 2023 by Business Monthly East Africa.
@NCBABankKenya
@ncbacare
@TheAbojani
@SokoAnalyst
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When it comes to the Kenyan economy, we have assembled the best brains in one room! You will not want to miss this.
@NCBABankKenya
Economic Forum!
Usiseme hujui! Be there no matter what…
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The only stimulus package required in Kenya is for the governments (national and counties) to pay their bills. Nothing more, nothing less.
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@NCBABankKenya
Happy World Environment Day. We planted trees and had a blast in Bungoma. With
@SpeakerKLusaka
, Bungoma Governor and Mrs Mudavadi, Wife of the Prime Cabinet Secretary.
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@bonifacemwangi
Thank you
@bonifacemwangi
for asking for this feedback. On behalf of my colleagues in the banking sector, we are listening. We appreciate the candid feedback - it helps us do better.
@KenyaBankers
@NCBABankKenya
@ncbacare
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Looking through the papers this morning, looks like Auctioneers Bull Market is here. Should the government consider an Distressed Asset Management company to save our investments? Also should we consider allowing bank foreclosures?
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Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers and those others who do fatherly duties everyday.
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Another year, another NCBA Golf Series! Proud to launch the 2023 Series which will cover the whole of East Africa! More pars and birdies, more golfers and more juniors!
@NCBABankKenya
@KenyaGolfUnion
@JGFKenya
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Wishing you and your loved ones happy holidays! Blessings and love.
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Excited to launch our newest Central region branches in Kenol Town at Kilele Mall and Muranga Town opposite Magunas supermarket. Bringing services closer to our customers. Join the fastest growing bank!
@NCBABankKenya
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@CravingYellow
@NCBABankKenya
Dear all,
I have followed this closely. We failed, we did not live up to expectation and for that we are sorry. We are here to listen. Most of you will agree that we can and should do better! Your bank remains committed on the path to help you Go For It!
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Congratulations to
@juacaliGenge
,
@RealShinski
and
@EricWainaina
for winning the
@NCBABankKenya
G.O.A.T! Voted by thousands as their favorite musician, we are honored to celebrate Christmas with you. Merry Christmas!
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On my way to plant trees at Moi Forces.
#changethestory
@nicbankkenya
@GreenBeltMovmnt
@Environment_Ke
#PandaMitiPendaKenya
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A night well spent, sharing life experiences with the bright kids of my alma mater - Alliance High School -
@AHSOBC
. Wonderful engagement! Discussed importance of values - it takes a “few good men and women” to change society. Let’s be part of that few.
@NCBABankKenya
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It seems impossible until someone does it. If it will be done, why not by you?
#GoForIt
@NCBABankKenya
@ncbacare
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I congratulate Goldalyn Kakuya on her splendid performance in the recently concluded KCPE.
@nicbankkenya
proud to be part of her journey!
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@njonjo2012
@TwigaFoods
@NCBABankKenya
is proud to be a partner of
@TwigaFoods
to deliver opportunities for farmers and small business owners. Through this partnership, we shall build on our success in asset finance, and our commitment to SMEs. Thanks to
@TwigaFoods
for connecting farmers to markets.
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Great to engage with
@KenyaPower_Care
@KenyaPower
on the need to boost e-mobility.
@NCBABankKenya
we are driving for a greener planet with a dedicated fund to support electric vehicles. Come speak with us about how you can green your transportation.
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Let the rains not seduce us to forget the tree planting challenge. 30 million strong! Congratulations to
@DrAlfredMutua
for starting the challenge in Machakos! We can do this!!
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Fighting Kenyan corruption is like fighting a pig. Everybody gets dirty, the pig is satisfied, the spectators are repulsed but entertained.
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I paid a courtesy call on the Director of DCI Mr Amin Ibrahim. DCI has been a long standing partner of the banking sector and has assisted to solve some of the most sophisticated cyber and physical crimes in banking. We shall continue to work together!
@NCBABankKenya
@DCI_Kenya
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Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas full of joy, love and cheer. Let the spirit of Christmas inspire us for greatness.
@NCBABankKenya
@ncbacare
@NCBankUganda
@NCBALoop
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Getting ready to plant some trees! 30 million strong challenge is coming!
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Elated to have joined the CS
@AbabuNamwamba
,
@KenyaGolfUnion
,
@JGFKenya
, and
@uskidsgolf
to launch the NCBA Invitational Junior Tournament at Windsor
@WGHCC
.
@NCBABankKenya
.
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There is no better way to spend your Saturday than at the
#NCBAGolfSeries
. No better golf! Join us at a club near you! Enjoyed a great round at Windsor Hotel&Golf Club.
@NCBABankKenya
@JMburuKamau
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Wishing everyone a happy and prosperous new year. I pray for happiness, fulfillment and kindness.
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It was a pleasure to launch a new partnership between
@NCBABankKenya
and
@KenyaGolfUnion
to enhance the game of golf. In the spirit of
@talantahela_ke
, we have committed to sponsor elite golfers across the country to earn a living through golf. Come swing your way to money!
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Neighbourhood cleaning day. Taking care of your neighbourhood - hallmark of Citizenship!!
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@MsMuthoni
@MizMuli
@NCBABankKenya
@KenyaPower_Care
I will be shameless and ask for another chance. The damn reboot button has failed us properly this week. I thank you in advance.
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Enjoyed launching
@NCBABankKenya
@SafaricomPLC
@CrownPaintsPLC
,
@PrimeBankAfrica
and
@moscakenya
partnership with Junior Golf Foundation and
@uskidsgolf
. Through NCBA Golf Series our juniors have qualified for international events. Excited for young talent to reach great heights!
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A new year means new experiences, new resolutions and new lives. I pray that as you experience each of these in 2022, they may be accompanied by love, health and laughter. Let’s Go For It! Happy New Year!
@NCBABankKenya
@ncbacare
@NCBAUgcare
@NCBABankRw
@NCBALoop
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@MikeSonko
Governor, congratulations! May I recommend that we plant some fruit trees along Mombasa Road? In a few years, not only shall we have a beautiful city, we shall also contribute to one of the President’s big four - food security.
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Proud that the NCBA Chess Team will be representing Kenya at the International Chess Tournament to be held in Oman! Showcasing the brains that make NCBA tick forward daily.
@NCBABankKenya
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We have asked ourselves “what can be different in how banks serve SACCOs”? And slowly but surely, we have provided real and innovative solutions, steadily growing to become one of the top SACCO banks in the country!
@NCBABankKenya
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You need 10 trees to survive! Where are your 10? Plant a tree this week! Together we can
#ChangeTheStory
@nicbankkenya
@GreenBeltMovmnt
@citizentvkenya
@Environment_Ke
@JamesMacharia_
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Joined other Business Leaders as we engaged with the Kenya Government led by H.E. President William Ruto and UNCTAD led by the SG Ms Rebeca Gryspan in finding solutions to accelerate continental trade and investment during the high-level dialogue organized by UNCTAD.
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@NCBABankKenya
Economic Forum was a roaring success! We heard from some of the best brains in Kenya! Thank you
@DavidNdii
,
@CBKKenya
‘s Dr Susan Koech,
@IEAKwame
,
@KIPPRAKENYA
‘s Dr Rose Ngugi, and
@KAM_Kenya
‘s Job Wanjohi. Well moderated by
@raphaelagung1
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Corona virus or not, ensure you can access your money from anywhere. Get digital banking - online or mobile. At NCBA we have all the options.
@NCBABankKenya
@ncbacare
@NCBALoop
@NCBankUganda
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Didier Drogba and Michael Owen are calling it for France at the World Cup! Do you agree?
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In the spirit of
#KenyaAt60
, let's acknowledge the formidable forces in the Banking sector who have contributed significantly to
@KenyaBankers
mission of reinforcing a reputable and professional banking sector to support the ambitions of Kenyans.
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Great conversation with the US Ambassador
@USAmbKenya
on our shared interests to make Kenya great. She is a personal role model and a passionate advocate for our country, just as we are. Wonderful conversation on how to continue to promote this great nation and attract investors!
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays full of love, laughter and good health! May you get joy from spending time with your loved ones.
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On this
#WoldEnvironmentDay
, I encourage you to organize your colleagues, friends and community to give back to Mother Earth by planting a tree. If we all do our part, the world will be a better place. Thanks to my colleagues from
@NCBABankKenya
for leading from the front!
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A stand-alone gate in the middle of a great park. I hope a fence is loading!
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With 2018 now squarely behind us, I wish everyone a happy and prosperous 2019! May your heart’s desires come true and may you get an opportunity to help someone in need this year.
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Feels great to cast my first national vote ever! Love my country.
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Happy International Women’s Day! Today is not about making women strong, Women Are Already Strong! It is about changing how the world perceives that strength.
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Enjoyed a great round of golf today at the
@NCBABankKenya
Golf Series finale at the
@MuthaigaGC
. Congratulations to the winners!
You will enjoy the golf trip to South Africa!
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Without proof-points, all you have is theory. Make your proof-points today. Make a difference.
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Wishing everyone a very Happy Jamhuri Day! We all have something to be thankful for. Freedom rings!
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Happy new year! May your dreams get bigger, your smile wider, and your love deeper. Make 2018 count. Nothing happens without someone on it!
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Pleased to announce that NCBA will be the 2023/2024 main sponsor of the NCBA-KMI Motorshow! The ultimate motorshow that brings together the best machines, technology and financing in the automotive industry. Between Sept 15th-17th, we shall bring together over 10,000 enthusiasts!
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I spent yesterday visiting with th great entrepreneurs of Gikomba. It is heartbreaking to hear of the fire there this morning.
@nicbankkenya
@StrathU
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There are great lessons to be learnt from failure, provided the failure does not knock you out of the game!
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@GretaThunberg
@ChrisMukasa
The easiest, fastest way to address climate change challenges in Africa is to (1) protect the natural forests, and (2) plant and nurture more trees. For sustainability, the new trees should be fruit trees. People rarely cut down fruit trees.
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@StandardKenya
Is the issue that too many Kenyans have jobs that pay too little or that too many Kenyans have no jobs at all? Let’s diagnose the problem correctly so that we find the right solutions.
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The rains are almost here. We agreed to keep planting trees until we
#ChangeTheStory
. Let’s find those seedlings and take advantage of the rains.
@nicbankkenya
@Environment_Ke
@Tanui_lily
@GreenBeltMovmnt
@citizentvkenya
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After a long year of great golf, get ready for the NCBA Golf Series Finale!
Join us for great golf and wondeful evening!
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Congratulations to 11 year old Cherono for taking home the prize this past weekend at Royal! So proud that our
@NCBABankKenya
golf series is showcasing the amazing golf talent we have! See you at the grand finale in Karen.
NCBA golf series:
Junior golfers shine in Nairobi
11year old Cherono Kipkorir wins at Royal
#SundayLive
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Today is the last day of the NCBA-KMI Motorshow. Join us at Sarit Centre, Expo Hall and see the latest there is in cars and machines! Get your tickets at
#NCBAKMIMotorshow2023
.
@NCBABankKenya
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@kamonjomaina
@MizMuli
@NCBABankKenya
@KenyaPower_Care
Ok, so long as you don’t tell my barber why I have not paid him since Sunday.
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The future of golf as a core sport in the country is assured. Glad to have joined
@KenyaGolfUnion
,
@JGFKenya
,
@AbabuNamwamba
as
@NCBABankKenya
signed on as the title sponsor for the 2024 season of the junior and amateur events.
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If you want to do it, then do it until someone asks you to stop. Never seek permission from someone who cannot make a decision.
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Do you know you need 7 trees to provide the oxygen that you alone consume? And, do you know our President has set a goal of 15 billion new trees in our lifetime? Well, today I joined my colleagues and partners to plant 40,000 trees in Mutomo, Kitui County. Yes we can!
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@Watimz
Hi Tony - you can reach me. However, please explain to someone who does not know, what it means to carry a short dollar position. (10 Marks)
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@PresidentKE
Congratulations
@UKenyatta
on being reelected to lead this great nation. Unite and pacify so we can all build a better Kenya for all.
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Uvoo Uvoo! We are now in Wote, Makueni!
@NCBABankKenya
has opened its latest branch to support the expansive Makueni County business community. Come join us.. the fastest growing bank! Uka tuthi!!
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