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6th - Spurs. Music person in The Odd Project with @cherioddproject amongst other, less interesting, things. Nothing I tweet should be taken seriously.
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@thenewstadium
@CiaransTweets
No wonder it’s only £320 it’s in a different fucking postcode
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South stand turning their back to the pitch in the 65th minute in protest of the club deciding to remove concessions for over 65’s
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POV: You’re King Henry VIII and the Catholic Church won’t let get divorced
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£3m & Josh Onomah u no
Since Frank Lampard in 2009-10, no English midfielder has contributed to more goals in domestic competitions at this point in a season than
#AVFC
’s Jack Grealish (15).
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@wtf1official
Save the click.
Keepin' it weird in Portland. With a weird red flag...
Practice 1 has been stopped because of issues with the big screen board near the front stretch.
#INDYCAR
//
#PortlandGP
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@seancllns
@VitsikaGames
@frankrietta
@WordMercenary
Only about 20/+35,000 people kicked off that day but this was the image that was the centre of attention.
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I think I’ve finally tracked down the cunt who doesn’t celebrate our goals because of their opinion about the club?…. 5 likes and I’ll glass him
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Tell me that you’ve never been to Spurs game under Poch without telling me you’ve never been to a Spurs game under Poch
Poch out from day one.
There’s no giving him time.
He had five and a half years.
I’m not deluded like the vast majority who only remember his good side and completely forget his flaws.
He failed at PSG and it’s no surprise no other top club wanted him.
Serial loser.
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@TwommoF1
@McLarenF1
Idk if it’s because there’s only two colours but this feels like an F2 car
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Is it a black woman called Smith John?
Gun shots heard a Oxford Circus. Bet it’s not a white guy called John Smith. Will be the opposite I’ll bet.
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@wesstreeting
@OwenJones84
I’m not a corbynite but I’ve met him through my work at a hospital in his constituency and he’s a really nice guy.
I’ve also got family relatives with dementia.
The fact you would say this as someone who represents your constituents to one of your peers is so grim
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@DanielGosbee
@allthestations
I like to use the map of Waitrose stores to show the North/South divide
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Premier League Years: “Liverpool were playing fast-flowing, attacking football but it was Coronavirus that really took the country by storm”
BREAKING: Liverpool 'would NOT be guaranteed Premier League title if the Government orders sports events to be cancelled to combat the spread of coronavirus'
#LFC
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Love this photo of my great-grandad protesting the closure of the mines in the 60’s
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@EasternQuest
@Billie_T
@Arsenal
I’m pretty sure he’s referring to Thomas Partey who is somehow on bail on rape accusations
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS 😂😂
THST Board member
@Martin_Buhagiar
spent yesterday at Stockley Park, the home of Premier League Productions, with Mike Riley & the
@WeAreTheFSA
team learning how VAR will work in the PL next season. THIS IS A MUST READ, folks! 👉🏻
#NoGoal
#Offside
#VAR
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@JimMFelton
@Waterstones
Thank you! We were helped by the lovely staff & got ourselves a copy. Really looking forward to reading it!
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Just seen a ‘one bed flat’ in Bounds Green which is one room with a kitchen counter and a couch.
Seven-hundred British pounds per calendar month.
£8,400 a year.
I’ll never be able to afford a place by myself. London’s getting worse for this ridiculous shit.
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@TamesideStalker
@Danny_McMoomins
Hahah MATE! It’s literally got Spanish words on it! Give your head a wobble
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Listen just let me cook….
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Three years since the worst day of my life
The Guardian understand there will no longer be a cheese room at the new Tottenham Hotspur stadium.
#THFC
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@hejminator
@GTABase
Completely agree and the smartphones in GTA5 are so handy I don’t get why they took them out for RDR2
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@thedarkpav
@bankruptspurs
@kylewalker2
Roses are red
When they finally emerge
You’ll never be great
Like our new right back, Serge
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@CookPassTim
@bankruptspurs
Levy needs to fucking open his fat wallet to improve this England team
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@Billie_T
I thought it would be a better idea going to see the U21s play a home game in the Premier League Cup where we’ve won every one of our games and Peterborough have lost every one of theirs!
Peterborough won 3-0.
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@HotspurRelated
@EashN17
Nah he went to my school and he was a prick back then and I’m not giving any redemption 12 years later
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@BadMedicalTakes
Bad Medical Takes, I’m about to leave this godforsaken app and emigrate. Where can I follow you?
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I was filming to show my band mates how toxic the atmosphere here was getting but then we scored lol
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@WilliamsRacing
@alex_albon
@LoganSargeant
You gonna have a team principle or we just gonna vibe it?
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Yeah this was fucking sick
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@YedIin
Liverpool v Bordeaux in Europa League - Mignolet had the call in his hands for 22 seconds before the ref blew up
Literally the one time I’ve seen it given
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@TakeThatNurses
It never fails to amaze me the apparent pain threshold some of these dementia patients have when they’re tugging away at something
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If Pogba did what Eriksen just did there'd already be 40 vines made & vine doesn't even exist anymore
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@Downs_Sounds
was the last of 3 studios in Arnos Grove to be priced out the area and replaced with flats.
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REGISTERED NURSE BSc (Hons) REGISTERED TO PRACTICE IN UK!!!! YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Gave my spare ticket to an absolute geezer
@ErayNinetyEight
good to meet
@NoNameParkLane
too 💙
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Elon Musk is a thick-as-pig-shit cunt who licked his way to building on his family’s Emerald mine fortune in a apartheid nation
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‼️BREAKING:
#InterMilan
have pulled out of any contact with
#THFC
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#Eriksen
after seeing that fucking pathetic free-kick attempt.
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@MirrorFootball
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I predict nothing particularly interesting will come out of this
#RangersFC
are delighted to confirm that Steven Gerrard has agreed to become the new manager of the Club.
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@ChrisMedlandF1
It will be interesting to find a steward who doesn’t have a conflict of interest
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Great show tonight
@maxrushden
@bglendenning
always a bonus when you, eventually, find out the man sat on your row actually isn’t dead. Would have put a real downer on the whole evening
#FWLive
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Just as quickly as Michael Gove gains my respect for doing cocaine he immediately loses it by saying he regrets it. Pussy.
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Threw 20p at Theo Walcott
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Things you love to see: Amy Lauren smashing it in one of Ian Walker’s finest attires
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@DanMcGee___
But fr the fouls he gave away in the first 5 mins it really felt like he’d put a rack on himself to be booked early doors 🤣
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@ErayNinetyEight
As a fellow alpha-male, I can confirm that we do always ask permission to ‘smash the gaff up’ before partaking in such hijinks
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Anyone else remember when a right-wing American twitter page tried to claim this guy was security at the Las Vegas shooting?
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Without prior discussion or consent I got called ‘daddy’ in bed.
Can men can get the ick? What's a time you have?
A girl lost me by sounding excited to receive her parents' inheritance one day. Ungrateful, ghoulish behavior.
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Don’t mean to brag but I’m playing in this match! 🤩🤩🤩
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@THFC_Hal
@ArsenalFC_fl
I thought finishing above them three years in a row was an achievement - such a shame all of that has been wasted.
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@ScottishRidire
@LBC
Why do anti-vax people not realise that behaving like a massive cunt doesn’t help your cause?
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