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Conte: "You've passed the medical, are you ready to sign"
Barkley:
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Spurs signing Richarlson to save Romero 2 yellows next season is serious 5-head tactics.
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On a human level I do hope the affected Arsenal players fully recover from loan, suspension and AFCON.
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Crazy that Fabian Delph has managed to become the least popular 31 year old at Everton.
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In honor of Twitter being founded 17 years ago today, what's your favorite moment on the social media platform?
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“Boris Johnson has resigned. I am his replacement Joris Bohnson. I come from some place far away”
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Spurs faking covid to get through the Romero injury is frankly genius.
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If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his career ends.
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Arsenal after December
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Udogie also was fucking incredible after Gary Neville sent him off before half time.
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2047: "You all laughed and said I was sad for living at my Mum's house. Yeah, well it's my house now"
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We remember April and May
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Arsenal fans are enjoying Serge Aurier in an Arsenal shirt whilst one of their players takes £55k pw pay cut just to get the fuck out
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£21m + Lamela for Gil.
A lot of pressure on Bryan being a £121m player
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Can’t see this taking off
🚨NEW: Tottenham are amongst the sides interested in signing Shakhtar Donetsk right-back Dodo. [Sport]
#thfc
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It’s quite the riddle.
Just having a discussion in the car en route to the game….the question has come up - Why are there no openly gay footballers in the Premier League???
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I love Harry Kane but I love Spurs more. I actually don’t care what’s best for him.
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Spurs should sign Traore just so we don’t have to play against him.
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Erik Lamela promoted to the starting XI for calling Jack Wilshere a fucking pussy is why Pochettino is the best manager in the world.
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October 18th - Spurs v Real Madrid
October 22nd - Spurs v Liverpool
October 28th - Man Utd v Spurs
November 1st - Real Madrid v Spurs
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Beginning to sense some enjoyment taken by Spurs fans when we lose. The desire to be right is stronger than the actual support.
What a sad existence
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This man started Partey last Friday.
Mikel Arteta personally kept 'catalogue' of Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang misdemeanours |
@SamJDean
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Arnaut Danjuma
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I can’t get angry at Spurs when they have zero centre backs. The project is fucking exciting.
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This is what famous homophobe Moe said after Arsenal put Spurs out of the League Cup...
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Happy St DesperateCunts day
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Just said goodbye to my best mate Raffy.
I’m utterly heartbroken but also blessed to have been able to say “good boy” every single day.
Miss you buddy.
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If West Ham can win their biggest game of their season they can close the gap on Tottenham to just 35 points with 2 games to play.
#Tense
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MP "Play to our strengths and we can beat Chelsea"
Inner MP "Kick the living shit out of them"
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I’ve seen Tanguy described as Spurs’ worst ever signing.
Up there with the anti-vax takes.
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Steve Hitchen negotiated deals Spurs couldn’t afford. He might as well have bought a hair dryer.
Steve Hitchen negotiated deals for Bruno Fernandes, Paulo Dybala, Jack Grealish and James Ward-Prowse only for Tottenham Hotspur to back out of completing the deals over financial issues. [The Telegraph]
#THFC
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Happy birthday Jose Mourinho!
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🏆🏆 Community Shield
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Man City officials 'visit Mino Raiola in hospital' to push through Erling Haaland transfer
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Arsenal fans when they find out about Jack Wilshere's broken leg.
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