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@Jezzerat

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Yes I am gay and can make the joke that made you check my bio. I am Jezzer. I hate things.

Joined August 2012
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Corporations the day after Pride ends
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see you in hell you stupid fruit
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The heroine in Tangled spends like 90% of the film running around barefoot, but I'm sure that's coincidental
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Quentin Tarantino Prefers Tangled to Frozen
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If Joe Rogan wanted centrist Dems to accept his ignorant views on trans people, perhaps he should have written Harry Potter.
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Non-Functioning Testicle
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I finally feel like one of the cool kids. Got into the #NFT game. Thanks @apexoptimizers !! Vest game on point as well.
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@glass_union @troyavisionstan @WrittenByHanna They're not ready to hear it because it's the stupidest possible thing someone could say.
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"...for he has become a Twilight man"
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It must be exhausting for her to constantly have to explain to gamers what a bath is
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This girl is selling “gamer girl bath water” 😭
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@Ebcjpg1 Straight Girls on Twitter: "Not me psychotically roasting the hell out of a normie who dared to put himself out there on a dating app!!! 🤣🤣🤣"
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People Hillary Likes: Harvey Weinstein, Henry Kissinger, Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump (pre 2016) People Hillary Hates: Bernie Sanders, women her husband raped, a bunch of other people who are now dead
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@EvasTeslaSPlaid @elonmusk *slapping the hood* "You can accidentally run over so many kids with this thing."
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@NeillBlomkamp There's a small child behind that building and your Tesla is cracking up because it can't get to it
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Nice try, Drudge, but no one's going to believe Hillary would partner herself with a serial sexual harasser for mere political ambition
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@JenKatWrites @juggstorecowboy She wants to ban childless visitors AND wants mothers with children to be able to skip line? I don't think she thought that through.
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Dril literally got doxed, my dude, and it blew over because he's a harmless shitposting account that is generally well liked
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@hamandcheese Can't wait to read her forthcoming exposés on dril, eigenrobot, SwiftOnSecurity, roon, and AliceFromQueens!
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@jk_rowling Tweetus Deletus
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The Chapo-to-Fash Pipeline created a lot of much-needed jobs when the dick sucking factory closed down
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@Revelation2041 Has she tried not shaking her leg like that?
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Pete Buttigieg's military service is in the spotlight again
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Rat That Sniffs Out Land Mines Receives Award for Bravery
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@OliLondonTV Shoutout to all the TERFs in the replies who don't actually know who you are or what your exact story is but got excited at the word "detransition" and will now use you as a statistic to help them bully more transgender children
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@JasonSCampbell All of us today would be in a better spot if Matt Walsh never existed
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@WFLA Now do one about the cops murdering people with impunity, tee hee!
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Not sure what's going on here, but I want too die
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Tomorrow, liberal warrior Kylie Weaver holds Sec. @PeteButtigieg 's feet to the fire, assuming that's okay with him.
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@TheEpicDept "Press F to Deny Funding to AIDS Research"
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@stylinarts "People like me" refers to rich straight white guys with awful fashion sense.
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Ah yes, that famous closet case, Oscar Wilde.
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White South Africans converting to Orthodox Judaism to be able to experience Apartheid again sounds like an Onion article that stayed in the drafts
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Irony is dead! Hundreds of right-wing Afrikaners are moving to Jewish-only #Israeli settlements from South Africa after converting to Orthodox Judaism. One once told an Israeli TV reporter that he "loved" the Apartheid system & thought it was "the best thing in the world"!
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@TrillPilled *impwisoned
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@Jeff_Jacoby Right to Work laws are garbage that work exclusively in favor of employers. People with jobs other than "glorified blogger who ruined his son's life" understand this.
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@real_lord_miles Nothing says "Adventure!" like "I went to the second most bougie borough in New York and peed myself in terror"
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@lumnic Thatcher on Easter is sort of a reverse Jesus. Instead of "He is risen," it's "Thank God, she's still dead."
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@FeministaJones Nice stab at the Twitter Main Character slot, but Beans Dad is still going strong.
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Did he lose 180 lbs. on the way to the helicopter?
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President Trump walks out of the White House under his own power to Marine One before heading to Walter Reed, followed by Mark Meadows
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@VagrantLandfall @coldhealing You forgot "and then everyone clapped"
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@Chigurh_Crash SHE CAST HERSELF IN HER OWN WOKE TODDLER STORY
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@SunsetLament @AlexEdelman @realjeffreyross I think you're confusing them with schoolteachers, my good dipshit.
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@_bacon_bitsss @iamverve @wqbisabi "He trades luxury goods to native tribes for bits of their children" is the weirdest definition for "ethically sourced" I've ever read.
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@mattmedved It's like your brain has just become one big tumor at this point
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@THcEount @yancypart2 @libsoftiktok I can promise you no cashier wants to hear your "jokes", because they've probably heard that exact same "joke" 30 times that day
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@docnifkin_md @rejaniced I just assumed it began life as a tasty powder.
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@JUNlPER @SilencingTrees Twitter really does have that Last Party on the Titanic feel now.
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@BudrykZack Me during first 2 episodes of an American Horror Story season: "Huh. This might actually be a good season this ti--" Episode 3: Scary monster looks directly into the camera and says, "Rawr! I like butt stuff. Does that SURPRISE you? Are you SHOCKED?"
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@homunculusdick @GeorgeGammon Well, he IS a Libertarian. The thing he's objecting to in the second picture is that they're both adults.
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@1984patriot @AOC Says here you should have three months' income saved in case of emergencies.
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@jerrysaltz You look like Dana Carvey on the poster for Master of Disguise
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@RealSkyBri Most places have a dollar menu if you're that hungry
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@bennyjohnson @BernieSanders @AOC I've never wanted to see a shelf topple over onto someone so badly in my life
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