Calamity Lily
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his mom didn’t hug him enough and now i have to suffer. how is that fair.
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dressing as a cig for Halloween so he’ll want me after a drink
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i would win the hunger games with my charm and general sex appeal
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humbling myself by remembering that I used to check if the ugliest man in the universe had seen my story
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somewhere between “what’s meant to be will be” and fucking killing myself
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men used to go to war and get traumatized then come home unable to connect emotionally and then raise their sons with no love and then send those sons to war so they could get traumatized and then have sons and now we’re dating those sons so r u really surprised
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i could never be on love is blind bc if he showed up in ripped light wash skinny jeans I’d have to run
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girls don’t want a boyfriend they just want a boy to take their car to get its oil changed
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will i choose peace or will i read about his astrology sign for the next hour
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“slut era” i say, as my celibacy streak reaches an all time high while I waste my time checking if he’s seen my story
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“Im not a snack I’m a whole meal” okkkk well I’m like ice water and a stick of mint gum
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Sorry I took so long in the bathroom I was going though your cabinet
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I love to end the night reading in bed (checking his twitter likes)
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i have a crush on you in a very CHILL and RELAXED way that does NOT involve WEIRD behavior
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Twitter fired me today. I was the ceo of having a charming personality and perfect rack. If you are hiring please let me know. Dms are open.
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if you’re making a pros and cons list about your partner you should definitely stay with them. it’ll probably all work out !
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When I say “I’m calling a car” instead of “I’m getting an Uber”
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just had the craziest idea ever (sleeping with people that are nice to me)
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i am not arguing with a man with luscious brown curls. whatever u say gorgeous.
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he’s the funniest person I know (we’ve hung out twice and never sober)
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take a nude every day but only send them on days he texts me first call that Pavlov’s Pussy
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he’s a Pisces that paints his nails I’ve never been less surprised
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watching ig stories with 0 interest while simultaneously convinced that everyone who watches mine is obsessed with me
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British people going home after a long day of faking an accent and using made up words
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when I get sad it’s different than when everyone else gets sad. More important, worse etc.
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me to the ugliest man I’ve ever seen after one glass of red wine
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dudes get off to videos of other men getting laid then call something like wearing a scarf “gay”
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after a long day of taking it easy there’s nothing like taking it easy
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boys that are funny? into it. boys that think I’m funny? that’s my wife
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Not afraid to be a mom you should see how many boys i’ve raised
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men really be whippin’ out a thesaurus when it’s time to apologize 😭😭 saying everything but I’m sorry!!
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Omg love this!! It’s called. A waste of time <3
what’s it called when u like to flirt and do couple shit but as friends but you also committed to eachother, but on some homie shit . what is that and where do they sell that at
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boys love to say “I’ve never seen you wear that before!” about items of clothing you’ve worn around them hundreds of times
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why the fuck are you telling me to be nice on Twitter. this is where i go to be mean.
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stop telling ur baby to “say hi”. i don’t know him like that.
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all you had to do was make me giggle and make me cum how did you fuck up so badly
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all bill Clinton wanted was a little top and I grew up thinking the man was evil smh. Me n him the same !!
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