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Arts journalist (derogatory) • culture editor @boulderweekly • Great Plains Magazine Writer of the Year • Hale’s secretary in ‘KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON’

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Joined October 2008
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Mods are asleep so please enjoy my full scene as Hale’s secretary in ‘KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON’
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Truly one of the hardest lines ever
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“Lots of me-looking ladies and their you-looking husbands here tonight I see” - wife at the Waxahatchee gig
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#Oscars trivia: Marty gave me the option to say “Yes sir” or “Yes Mr. Hale” and I picked the second one because it was three words instead of two
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Mods are asleep so please enjoy my full scene as Hale’s secretary in ‘KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON’
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I went to the No Bitches Forest and everybody knew you
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Today I had an incident with the Oklahoma Highway Patrol. Emotions got the best of me and I was out of line in the things I said. I support law enforcement as much as anyone can, I was just frustrated in the moment, it was unlike me and I apologize. They brought me to jail, and
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@GailWalden6 You dropped this queen 👑
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My Okie commitment to never fly anywhere closer than a 15-hour drive is paying off handsomely I see
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Feel like pure shit just want her back
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2 years
This is @ChatPileBand erasure
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Old Millennial Report: actor who plays Emma Stone’s mom in ‘The Curse’ also voice of Patty Mayonnaise from Nickelodeon’s ‘Doug’ 🚨
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Poor people in Oklahoma have famously had it too good for too long. Not enough people are saying this
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Chris Polansky
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ICYMI: Oklahoma's lone Congressional Democrat, @RepKendraHorn , says it's important that federal unemployment benefits aren't so generous that they "disincentivize work."
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I once ate a pill I found on the ground at a Daft Punk show so yeah I’ll probably take the COVID vaccine
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9 months
Let’s (and I cannot stress this enough) fucking go
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2 years
Tested positive for Covid yesterday but I’m pretty sure this cured it
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8 months
Gwen’s casual use of “Okie” on The Voice is not hitting right. Not to gatekeep a girl boss but I’m pretty sure people from California don’t get to say that
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3 years
Direct deposit: $1400 Me at Guestroom Records: “Show me the master bedroom”
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On this day 32 years ago, #Beijing mercilessly attacked thousands of its own people in an attempt to silence democracy. Any mention of this slaughter is punishable in #China . We must never forget all those who lost their lives in the #TiananmenSquareMassacre .
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Hometown paper being quite generous with this headline lmao
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4 years
Might fuck around and expand medicaid
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2 years
If your timeline isn’t exclusively posts about @ChatPileBand , we are having very different experiences on the internet today
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Hands down the most surreal moment for me on the set of this movie was hearing Scorsese practice how to say my name while I waited in the next room
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In 1920s Oklahoma, members of the oil-wealthy Osage Nation fell victim to mass serial murder, a string of brutal crimes that came to be known as the Reign of Terror. The final trailer for Killers of the Flower Moon - a Martin Scorsese picture. In theaters everywhere October 20.
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If anyone’s looking for me at the Mountain Goats show I’m the 30-something white guy with glasses
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The Okie boomers are absolutely cooking on Facebook
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@repkevinhern Thank you sir I would like a Filet-O-Fish with a medium Dr. Pepper
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@TheOklahoman_
The Oklahoman
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Gov. Kevin Stitt and Gov. Greg Abbott heading to Israel Wednesday as the conflict in Gaza intensifies.
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Guys only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
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The Associated Press
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No matter what the Supreme Court decides, you'll need to start repaying your student loans soon. Here's what you need to know, including how to get help.
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My grandpa Leslie Wayne Bond died this weekend from complications re: COVID-19. The last in a line of Okie cattle farmers, he inspired my love of animals and being outdoors. He showed there is strength in being gentle and kind. 📷: Pa with his last cow dog, Ellie Mae. 2017.
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@juliadahl
Julia Dahl
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If you could take a course with any living American journalist, who would it be?
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Sad day when you’ve lost Ron Ron
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Sat down with the absolute boys @ChatPileBand ahead of their Colorado debut this weekend w/ @LINGUA_IGNOTA_ at the haunted @StanleyHotel to talk weed, jam bands, healing crystals, etc.
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Thrilled to say I’m headed west to the Front Range in a new role as managing editor of @BoulderRL , a digital news startup where I’ll be leading a stellar team of journalists telling local stories that matter. Sign up for our soon-to-launch newsletter! ⤵️
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The okie accent is sending me
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Go Mean Green 🦅
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North Texan
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“Killers of the Flower Moon” has been nominated for 10 #Oscars – and there’s a #UNT connection! @JezyGray , a @UNTEnglish alum and journalist, has a bit part in the movie, playing Robert DeNiro’s secretary. Read more about his experience:
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Owner of a coffee shop where I worked in college hired someone to pretend to rob me at gunpoint (real gun!) as an April Fool’s prank — then lectured me about “time theft” a few weeks later
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Revamped | Career & Workplace Development
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What experience in the workplace radicalized you?
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It’s infuriating how funny this joke is
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Best candidate names in today’s Oklahoma contests: Charles Tuffy Pringle Blake Cowboy Stephens Randy Randleman Ronny Johns Kenny Bob Tapp
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Here’s me in an old-timey jail cell with Robert De Niro, if you even care
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I’m something of a wife guy myself
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Apologies to the lovely people of Colorado but you will simply never convince me skiing is fun
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2 years
People say they don’t do it for the accolades but winning awards actually whips ass
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UNT should cancel my student loans
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4 years
Twice today @GovStitt said “I don’t second guess anything” and you know what folks? I believe him
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4 years
Get in losers — we are going to elect @MaureeTurnerOK to the oklahoma state house of representatives 🚗
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3 years
House renovation shows in 40 years: “OK so of course we’re gonna get these distressed barn doors outta here. Then we’ll take down all the subway tile and granite countertops in the kitchen, and add some texture to these ceilings throughout. The theme of the house is walls.”
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Used to be a proper country, etc.
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Mazzy Star Fade Into You Conan O’Brien 1994
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Need to see Cheese in a @ChatPileBand shirt on the next season of @RezDogsFX
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Me when Reba says “Okie” vs. me when Gwen says it
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No offense to you freaks sending me “Yes Mr. Hale” every couple days but this text from my former high school English teacher hits different
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She’s wisely not on Twitter but here’s a bday appreciation post for my wife and partner of 17 years, Brandi (“you’re a fine girl”) — everyone is stupid but her 🖤
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A bunch of dorks calling ‘Stop Making Sense’ the greatest concert film of all time as if this doesn’t exist
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Never forget “what the fuck is up Denny’s” 💀
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Put some respect on his name
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any time someone mentions the new White House cat I think about one of my fav cat pictures. Clinton cat
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Inside you there are two wolves
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Dress for the job you want: dirtbag alt-weekly arts editor edition
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Not to be a bummer on here, but this really makes me miss my mom. Today makes five years without her cheering me on 💔
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Some family wholesomeness for the timeline
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Hollywood sicko status confirmed
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@ohsethy
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You can resurrect one movie star for 1 hour but in that hour they must appear on Hot Ones with no context for what they are doing. Who do you pick
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Cat Pile - “Dog’s Country”
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When Okie Noodling Fest rescinds its BYOB policy
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Can I get a “Yes Mr. Hale” in the chat?
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Here’s me in an old-timey jail cell with Robert De Niro, if you even care
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Should I divorce my wife and partner of 15 years for bringing this into our home?
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Reading to my son from his favorite book, Underworld (1997) 🥰 Seeing a lot of cat daddies on the timeline and not enough cat fathers 👨‍👦
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De Niro and I barely spoke between takes during our 1-on-1 in KOTFM, but after we finished he squeezed my shoulder, looked me in the eyes and warmly said “thank you”
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Joey
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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
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Wife won’t stop calling me “Madill man” 😭
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Hometown paper being quite generous with this headline lmao
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Yeah I’m old but this year went crazy
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@_motherslug
Ana
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What's a perfect album that came out when you were 16? For “The Poor, the Fair and the Good” and “The Farmer’s Hotel” alone!
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Love the idea of Markwayne filling out a W-9 for his freelance rescue mission services
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Randy Krehbiel
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Mullin says U.S. government sabotaged his freelance rescue mission via @tulsaworld
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Asked Ira Kaplan this very question a few weeks back so we can heal and move on
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@grace_roso
distopian dream girl
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“is yo la tengo a jam band” the greatest thread in forum history, locked by a moderator after 11,347 pages of heated debate
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Sitting alone in a packed screening of KOTFM when my scene comes on
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Gerald no
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If I could I would like to give Elon Musk these as a goodwill guesture on your aquisition of Twitter cheers sir
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Thinking about her
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The okie accent is sending me
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More and more people are saying “Yes Mr. Hale”
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Reading my own stories in my therapist’s waiting room
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Wrote today’s @boulderweekly cover story about trans kids and the families who love them 🖤🏳️‍⚧️
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My first and only band playing unannounced in the halls of our rural Oklahoma high school circa 2005
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RapTalk 🧊
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who got that one concert video??
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Not beating the Colorado Guy allegations
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Every time I visit one of Oklahoma’s original CCC state park gems, I leave with a firmer grasp of a fundamental truth deep in my heart: the New Deal rocked and we should do it again
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Summer Boy 🤝 Wife Guy
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My wife and roommate of 14 years loves it when I leave every cabinet in the house just very slightly open — she can’t get enough!
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I talked to @Jbrekkie about grief fatigue, sweet persimmons and expanding her sound on the excellent new Japanese Breakfast LP, Jubilee, out tomorrow on @DeadOceans 🍊
@PopMatters
PopMatters
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INTERVIEW: Following a bestselling memoir about grief, Michelle Zauner of Japanese Breakfast ( @Jbrekkie ) turns the page with a meditation on sweetness and light via her new album. JUBLIEE is out on 6/4 via @DeadOceans .
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When the State of Oklahoma kills a person, as it likely will today at 4pm, I think of this searing essay from @RillaAskew about her hometown of McAlester — home of the state penitentiary, filled with “good people working good jobs.”
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Imagine thinking this is journalism
@reesejgorman
Reese Gorman
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New: Rep. Rashida Tlaib still has a Palestinian flag hanging outside her House Office amid Hamas’ invasion of Israel. Story:
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The haters are furious
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Momma we made it
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If mom was still around, she would have flipped shit over my byline in a magazine with Reba on the cover
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Getting the Scorsese Bump in Madill, Oklahoma
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I will abide disrespect of my people’s accent in this one very specific case
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Tim Hogan
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I am CRYING
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Ever wonder what the rest of the Sleepytime Bear painting looks like?
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In case there was any doubt I will end my family bloodline, I broke down the five waves of emo in the latest issue of @boulderweekly to mark tomorrow’s Colorado debut of Southwest Emo Fest at @LarimerLounge in Denver Link in replies 🥲👇
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Scorsese outmatched by the twisted mind of my great aunt Georgia
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You know this guy’s noise project is gnarly as hell
@camharless
Cam Harless
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26. Theodore Roosevelt
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@dannarebb With cowboy boots, yes!
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3 years
My @RezDogsFXonHulu cover story is on the streets of Oklahoma City for one (1) more weekend! If I hadn’t yet picked up the November issue of @CurbsideOKC , I would simply buy one for $2 from a vendor in green!
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CDC says you have to be nice to me
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‘Killers of the Flower Moon’ cast or stomp-clap banjo player?
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If he’s not maintaining a 90+ avg career score on Metacritic that’s a red flag
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Henry Kissinger won’t see your posts but your evil friends will :(
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The mayor says you have to read my new @RezDogsFXonHulu feature
@davidfholt
Mayor David Holt
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Just picked up what looks like a solid issue of @CurbsideOKC
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