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Gail Walden

@GailWalden6

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I love my grandkids. Divorced. Knitting and gardening. I love wine.

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@GailWalden6
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I am lonely but I do not regret my divorce
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
I do not love wine APRIL FOOLS
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@GailWalden6
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Oops I opened a bottle of wine instead of my vitamins
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@GailWalden6
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4 years
My new year's resolution is to see what happens
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@GailWalden6
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I call my friends bitches out of respect
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
I invited company over but I no longer want them to come
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@GailWalden6
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I am hungry but I am fat
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@GailWalden6
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4 years
I still have time for one more divorce
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@GailWalden6
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7 years
If you are a teen girl trying to find a boyfriend please consider finding a job instead
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@GailWalden6
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5 years
You can not trick me because I am already stupid
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@GailWalden6
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3 years
I need to spend money or i will pass out
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@GailWalden6
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2 years
It is perfect weather to spend money
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@GailWalden6
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I do not understand but I disagree
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
I love pain (that is French for bread) :)
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@GailWalden6
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3 years
I am going to have a very lovely meltdown
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@GailWalden6
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I am bankrupt but I have decided not to notice
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@GailWalden6
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7 years
I am mad but i do not remember why
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
I enjoy Costco I will die there one day
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@GailWalden6
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3 years
What are the side effects of vibing
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@GailWalden6
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5 years
I am done my Christmas shopping. I did not buy anything
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@GailWalden6
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I did not expect to be alive for this long
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
My neck hurts I hope it is broken
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@GailWalden6
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4 years
If you are rich I am single
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@GailWalden6
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Salad is disgusting but I want to live forever
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@GailWalden6
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Screaming is very relaxing
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@GailWalden6
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3 years
Please do not pay attention to me when I am making a mistake
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@GailWalden6
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5 years
It would be funny if i accidentally had more money
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
I need to be the center of attention unless I am sleeping
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
I am taking the weekend off even though I do not have a job
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@GailWalden6
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7 years
I have been irresponsible with my spending
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
My granddaughter is named after me but she does not deserve it
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@GailWalden6
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4 years
I am not sick but I am prepared to die
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@GailWalden6
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Being alive is very time consuming
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@GailWalden6
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I have not been paying attention for the last 47 years
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@GailWalden6
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4 years
Fool me once I am disappointed. Fool me twice I am very disappointed
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
I play dead when I am caught speeding by the police
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
It is difficult to look alive every day
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@GailWalden6
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3 years
I had a Tums and now I am relaxing
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@GailWalden6
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5 years
I have made a lot of mistakes but I have never been wrong
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@GailWalden6
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5 years
Time to read my horrorscope and see if I am dying today
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@GailWalden6
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5 years
Windex is spicy
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@GailWalden6
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I am tired of not knowing what is going on
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@GailWalden6
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4 years
I do not know why I have never been hit by a car
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@GailWalden6
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5 years
I do not answer the phone unless there are consequences
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@GailWalden6
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7 years
I have not relaxed since 1979
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
I just heard of Kane West and I am not impressed
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@GailWalden6
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I forget how to drive but I still do it
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@GailWalden6
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I am feeling okay even though i have not had cheese in 9 days
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@GailWalden6
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Sorry I could not come in to work today I do not have an excuse
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
Dance until no one is watching
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
I am giving the children beautiful frozen carrots for Halloween
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@GailWalden6
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6 years
You do not need friends if you have a nice bird feeder
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@GailWalden6
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I got divorced while watching Shrek
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@GailWalden6
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Bonjour but I do not speak French
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@GailWalden6
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I have never lost weight but I have been close
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@GailWalden6
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I know many French words such as macaroni
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@GailWalden6
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Sometimes you are not stupid you are just dumb
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@GailWalden6
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I made a mistake but i will not fix it
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@GailWalden6
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Oops I burnt my salad
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@GailWalden6
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I fell asleep in the bathtub but I did not drown
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@GailWalden6
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Time to snort a nice boiling cup of tea
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@GailWalden6
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I am ready to invest my budget is $38
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@GailWalden6
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I have very expensive taste in laundry detergent
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@GailWalden6
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Whenever I am lonely i drink 4 juice boxes
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@GailWalden6
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I am helpless but do not help me
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@GailWalden6
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I cried the first time i ate cauliflower
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@GailWalden6
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Our economy will fail if we do not lower the price on Gordon Ramsay merchandise
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@GailWalden6
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It has been too long since I had my last divorce
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@GailWalden6
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It is a wonderful day to scream at the sun
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@GailWalden6
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Sleeping feels like sweet sweet death
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@GailWalden6
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Diamonds last forever but divorce lasts longer
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@GailWalden6
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My back hurts but I deserve it
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@GailWalden6
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I have fallen and i do not want to get up
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@GailWalden6
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I sing along to all of the Nancy Minaj songs except when she uses toilet language
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@GailWalden6
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I want to body slam Ronald McDonald
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@GailWalden6
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Bobby Flay is short for Robert Flavour
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@GailWalden6
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What a beautiful day time to go back to bed
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@GailWalden6
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Every day is a new opportunity to be disappointed
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@GailWalden6
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I am not worried about being run over by a truck
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@GailWalden6
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I am getting better at cooking since I discovered preheat
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@GailWalden6
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I visit the doctor for sympathy not a diagnosis
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@GailWalden6
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I like to pretend I do not have to pay my credit card bill
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@GailWalden6
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Sometimes you have to let people be ugly
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@GailWalden6
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It is expensive eating 2 meals a day
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I am prepared to hit the dance floor
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I am disappointed but i will recover
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Please do not do illegal drugs while I am asleep
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@GailWalden6
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Do not talk to strangers unless they give you money
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@GailWalden6
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If we ever run out of air everyone should let the air out of their tires
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@GailWalden6
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When I am having a bad day I think about lasagne
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@GailWalden6
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My house is on fire but I do not care
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@GailWalden6
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My high school graduation was my retirement party
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@GailWalden6
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I wait at least 30 minutes before responding to my grandchildren's texts so they love me more
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I am dying but I will be better tomorrow
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@GailWalden6
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but Mariah Carey will never hurt me
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@GailWalden6
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Sticks and stones will break my bones but the police will never arrest me
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@GailWalden6
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I am smarter than people who are not as smart as me
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@GailWalden6
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I am bad at being a bitch. I am a bad bitch
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@GailWalden6
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Keep being yourself and maybe one day someone will care
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Time for grocery shopping and then I can party
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