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@donlemon @elonmusk The backpedal here is hilarious. Elon offers to help amplify your voice and you try to get him in a “gotcha” interview. Then immediately run back to CNN (the failing company that fired you), and make up some fake censorship narrative. Massive fumble.
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@RichardHanania Did she make a video for the drunk drivers and domestic abuser on the Chiefs as well?
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@erla221942 Yea I understand that. It’s just such a dark looking frame (literally and metaphorically)
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@AB84 Legit thought ice spice had Down syndrome for a few months. Not even kidding.
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@xbtGBH Jordan Neely did this to dozens of women over the years. Then the media made him out to be a victim when a based chad finally stepped in to stop him from trying to kill people on a train. They enable this behavior in society.
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@nikitabier You literally made all your money pumping and dumping social apps aimed at high schoolers. Chill out buddy.
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@PaulJeffries @aginnt You wouldn’t last 1 hour in this neighborhood. Lmao
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@icebagz_ Crypto founders that hate Crypto are one of the most hilarious archetypes in this space. There’s always a few every cycle 😂
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@KirbyLarp Deposit your net worth and we might not rug (no promises though)
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@Lukealexxander the amount of effort that went into this gay post is hilarious to me
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That stunt @icebagz_ pulled today, where he decided to launch a token with real utility vs. a meme coin that would have instantly gone to 0… DISGUSTING! 🤮
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Just followed back every @KanpaiPandas account that follows me. I want to connect with as many as possible. Can you all do me a favor and like/RT this so I can connect with the entire Panda community?
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Anybody know any good artists that can make good memes? DM me if so
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I am once again asking every @KanpaiPandas to follow me. Tag a Panda, since I am gonna start sharing a ton of alpha from this account Following back any and all pandas 🐼🤝
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@phillipkarcz Your professor’s salary is $20?
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@zeroruck @Cheguevoblin cool story bro. Throwing another Zyn in now.
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@MattBinder Honestly banger tweet
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@Cheguevoblin Nicotine is so powerful that U.S. government is literally trying to ban Zyns. Lesson in there.
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@MacroMate8 Like you personally witnessed the sex?
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📍Dubai Any @KanpaiPandas in town?
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@trading_axe If this was true, the bankless guys would be trillionaires by now.
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So we can all agree that if you’re into crypto and you vote for Biden you’re a retard… right?
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Ok back to the @KanpaiPandas pfp No more playing games 🐼
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So the new Solana meme meta is company tickers $NVEDUA is honestly brilliant and I’m pissed I didn’t think of it. 😂😂
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So what's everybody's thesis for why $SOL continues to pump so hard? Is it really as simple as: -Memecoins are pumping -Solana is the best chain for memecoins -Liquidity getting pumped into ecosystem as a result Or is there something else at play here?
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@edgarpavlovsky @marginfi The male G spot is the safest place I know to keep my funds, and that's where they will stay.
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Kentucky Derby was one of the coolest events I’ve ever been to in my life. Completely lived up to the hype 🐎
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I lost a chunk of money on a meme coin yesterday. My first L of this bull market. Totally forgot you can lose money in crypto. Kek
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So I’m turning 30 in a few months and idk what clicked but I’m suddenly: -Thinking about a wife, kids, house with big backyard -Starting to grill multiple times a week -Reading more history Even New balance shoes don’t seem ugly anymore. Is this how it happens? Lmao
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How much do you guys usually tip at Amex lounges? I only had $200 on me so I hope this suffices.
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Huberman cooked here.
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@KILLTOPARTY @melex2001 I always pee in front of my gf Sets the tone
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In 2016 I put half my first paycheck into Bitcoin/Ethereum. In 2017 I was talking CryptoKitties NFTs with my roommate in San Francisco. Here is a complete overview of my crypto holdings in 2024 🧵
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@icebagz_ This dude is out control right now 😭
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Been in Crypto since 2016 and never have I felt more sensory overload. Memecoins going crazy every day, 100+ L2s popping up each quarter, L1s all trying to stay relevant, etc. Your only chance at success is to pick your lane and stick to it.
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@blknoiz06 Dems want a bigger Gov. that controls everything. They can only do this if they have complete control over the financial system, to keep their reckless spending going. Crypto is a decentralizing technology that threatens their power.
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@Deadspin Rip bozos!
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Market cap of crypto went from $2 Trillion to $3 Trillion in *literally* one month and people don’t expect a sizable pull back at some point. Lololololololol
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If you don't have multiple physical and mental health ailments starting to kick in yet, consider this your sign to lock in for the bull market. Choose rich.
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@DreadPirateRon @erla221942 I was in 1st grade. That shot in particular is just very harrowing.
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@KirbyLarp @yeeldfarm No E.U. And no U.S. Genuinely curious what you think is left? Say what you want about US, but it’s the final hub of free market capitalism. If it falls any remaining country riding its wave is also screwed for decades
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@AutismCapital Tried my friend's Vision pro and the tech is genuinely impressive. But still too niche and no killer app yet. My fear is if the public dunks on this too hard, big tech companies will stop trying to create difficult things.
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Some reasons I love the Panda community: -Super based -Hard working people -Into sports -Have lives outside crypto -Long term outlook
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Just picked up this @PixeladyMaker Shout out @jayxbt2012 for putting this on my radar I have like 100% hit rate on NFTs (see @KanpaiPandas ), so this bodes well
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@MrOverpaid You literally got bullied into a hair transplant in less than 48 hours Talking about other people being mad 😂😭
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Dubai things
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In Dubai when you land they hand you a free SIM card. In the United States, when you land they hand you a ballot with Joe Biden selected and a map to the nearest polling station.
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@trading_axe RWAs are definitely the future, but Ondo is cucked reg A and reg D offerings. Study @Chateau_capital
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We are literally under water. LMFAOOOOO
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People who aren’t familiar with this meme template gonna think I’m retarded. Lmao
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I decided to allocate a portion of my stable holdings into @ethena_labs this weekend. Ethena is building a crypto-native stablecoin that is not reliant on traditional banks. Here's why I think this is such an important problem 🧵
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Temp check from my @KanpaiPandas crew: What are your guys views on Real World Assets (RWAs) My next company is in this space and I'm 100% convinced it's the next big play. Once you learn why, can't be unseen. Just wondering what the gap is on understanding right now
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ZachXBT wildin’ right now 💀
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Law 1 of crypto Twitter= every main character eventually has a downfall. I predicted the boxing match would mark Ansem’s downfall. You can already see the sentiment shift on timeline. Getting clowned + ratio-ed left and right. Tough to see.
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Gotta celebrate the little things in life. Like getting your Panda Express order in 1 minute before the DoorDash cutoff 🙏
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become the grifter
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4) @Cardano - $ADA They're hated by the rest of crypto, which makes me love them. The fact they are not EVM-compatible is a major weakness for them. Yet despite this, they still have the most slept on dApp ecosystems in crypto (everyone wrongly assumes ghost chain)
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On my flight 3 glasses of wine deep & just threw in a 6 mg Zyn Life is good
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Co-founder bonding night 🥃
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I am a big believer in betting on founders. Slowly building a sizeable position in $RST to get even more exposure to @icebagz_ projects.
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When the marginfi founder’s drugs wear off he’s going to regret a lot of those tweets. Lol
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@zachxbt wow talking about driving confidence in the product!
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@nikitabier Best part of crypto is paper handing meme coins then bragging about it!
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5 figure airdrop from @ethena_labs today Only took me about 5 minutes of work to earn it Real DeFi > Memecoins
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@ethena_labs @0xMantle @MantaNetwork @MorphoLabs @GearboxProtocol @injective @ajnafi Bullish! Now people just need to join with my referral code, so I can collect those sweet shards 🙏
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Funny shit: Someone set up a fake crypto event in Dubai under the name “Swiss Venture Group” Turns out nobody actually booked it, but 200 crypto nerds just showed up anyways bartenders completely overwhelmed and cursing each other out 😂😂
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Bruh 😂
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Ok truth be told, I sort of knew that post about Bagz buying DeGods didn't really make sense. But I like putting the idea out there because it shows the NFT community who's boss. Ain't nobody talking about an acquisition the other way. LMFAOOOOO
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@rndmcap Ticker?
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@xbtGBH I leverage my gringo status with unvaxxed latinas all the time. Few understand.
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@blknoiz06 imagine not having RWAs on this list when the entire reason we are pumping is because of the ETF. lmao
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The holy trinity for this bull market: 1) Coke Zero 2) Zyn 3) Pür gum If you’re not doing at least one of these at any given moment, you’re NGMI. Can’t make it any more clear. Remilio.
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Guy who lost billions last cycle not understanding the bear case. Once again cannot understand the bear case. Lmfao
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I genuinely dont understand the bear case here, april is structurally giga bullish, halving is coming, eth etf is coming, normies awaking from long slumber, no nfts at art basel this yr, we are so early
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@thetradingchick Was there any sound on this video? 5th time watching btw
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@jtradestar @CryptoGodJohn The vibes here look atrocious. Lmfao
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@ItsAditya_xyz Last thing you see before your DeSo wallet gets drained.
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@KyleLDavies Hey homie, Why don’t you come to the U.S. to visit your family? After all, you did nothing wrong right?
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@tmuxvim Take that milady out of your pfp pussy
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Gary Gensler = Biden appointee Elizabeth Warren = Dem head of senate banking committee Meanwhile Trump literally launching NFTs on Polygon 😂😂 It’s not even close
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@SCHIZO_FREQ I can probably fix this. Go ahead and send me your private key and I’ll look into it.
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@xbtGBH This actually funny af 😂
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@icebagz_ Bro this chat is literally AIDS right now 😭😭
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@fleurmeston Guarantee you voted for this
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gm from Boston
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Will 1 million $RST tokens be enough for this cycle?
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Still not a fan of platforming scammers. But Laura absolutely skewered Kyle during this interview 😂😂 Made it obvious how much of a bullshitter he is
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My alt got disconnected from my phone and I was to lazy to sign back in. So I've been degen-ing from main the past few days. Need to get back to this one before it's too late 😂
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If you think the crypto speculation is crazy now, just wait for mid-summer. There isn’t shit to gamble on. No NFL, NBA, etc. Where do you think people are gonna go to chase their dopamine? Study gambling addiction.
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Nice part of having a fresh Twitter handle is that I can see all the crypto people that blocked me. CZ, Zhu Su, SBF (not that he's relevant anymore) Let's see how long I last on this one 😂
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@SCHIZO_FREQ @_Enoch Ok just sent 5 SOL. Hoping for the best
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Having issues with @BuildOnBeam bridge Not loading any of my balances... Anyone else having issues?
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@poordart Anyone voting yes is gay
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@Tradermayne because they're trying to rug you. haha
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