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@CL207
@gainzy222
“China ..no …Russia is an enemy that must be defeated. This can be defined in one word, I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with President Xi Jinping.”
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Mimany
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got my buddy to farm the arbitrum airdrop
he definitely qualified after following everything I told him to do
then the airdrop hit and he had lost his key
I have given up onboarding irl's ever since
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one of the few nft projects I remain bullish on
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@Mimiay0809
@cryptocrushmia
It was confirmed that they were planning on launching a token quite a ways back, but nobody knows how to qualify for it or when/if it’s releasing. You can only look at past airdrops to get an idea of what’s to come.
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how do I explain to my mother that two of the people I interact with most on twitter are named 'NigerianNazi' and 'dumbgayretard' ?
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lot of fud going around on the TL during the holy uptober event
war, 65k didn't hold, liquidity spread thin around a million different memecoins
but don't worry,
@imperooterxbt
will soon save us all with his pumpfun token launch
if you're not tuned in, you will rue the day.
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@cremedupepe
@anpaure
you definitely do
if I didn't do my own side things in college software wise, I'd be cooked. they didn't teach jack shit for building useful software at my uni. mostly low level stuff, theory, etc.
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met up with one of my old friends last night. bro is 23 and has completely lost his youth and has fell into the whole give up and just be an old man kinda life. sad to see bc I don't think he's quite happy like that
hold onto your dreams boys. and be happy while ur chasing them!
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was presented with a harambe cloud a moment ago
glad to know he is watching over me 🥰
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some guy: "I reloaded my pistol, cocked it back, and shot him twice
His body dropped down to the floor, and he got teardrops in his eyes
He grabbed me by my hands and said he was afraid to die"
ct: omg !! I can't blv this guy scammed us for $40k !!
Its funny to me that ct people think rappers scamming their fans with crypto shit would tarnish their reputation at all
mf these people got famous by rapping about how theyre terrible people that do terrible things, their audience does not care
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TRY THAT SHIT ON ME IN THE STATES
YOU GONNA GET CAUGHT LACKIN
PEEP THE PIECE 🫵
1/ An investigation into Faris Ali (Zay/Tommy) from the UK and his alleged involvement in robbing an X user out of $4.3M in June 2024 during a home invasion as the result of a crypto data breach.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Kamala Harris proposes forgivable loans of up to $20,000 for black entrepreneurs.
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@dumbgayretard
I don't even feel like I know how I process it
48x2 is just 96
idrk why or how
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thanks hailey! I think I'll kill myself now!
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@inversebrah
wizardofsoho is that awkard cross section between ct and normie scam twitter that I do my damndest to avoid
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made some creamy chicken orzo pasta the other night
#cryptosoupgroup
@blknoiz06
@CryptoParadyme
@Husslin_
And the hundred low cap coins you shilled this cycle which went zero?
It’s almost like if you shill so many coins during a bull run then one of them will eventually hit.
If you held your stack from 100k to 5b then why are you still constantly pushing the same low cap garbage
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@outpxce
with zero hoes,
an empty feeling inside,
and autism.
and I'll ask myself:
'was it all worth it?'
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fuck it, face dox
only about 10 of my followers know what I look like
I limit this number intentionally as they all fall in love
sexuality does not matter, it is inevitable.
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@c2kcrypto
@Pentosh1
I’m not gonna be that guy that gives a lesson on what irony is, but damn it’s tempting :(
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Dip Wheeler will post a woman more attractive than any I will ever see in my entire lifetime
and then proceed to tell me to not goon
somebody needs to stop this man !!
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still fading pandas?
study icebagz's mental illnesses.
Remilio.
Funny to me that people still don't realize
@KanpaiPandas
will be one of the most visible brands in the mma space. Not in web 3. In the 3rd largest sport on the planet.
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@NigeriannNazi
@dumbgayretard
oh trust us we know, you make it well known you're 6'5" ! maybe compensating for something ?
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remember when ens just gave everybody tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of dollars ?
would be kinda funny if someone did that again, I think.
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I don’t have instagram
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I just wanna be loved man
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@dumbgayretard
fairly short chick at the last gym I went to was absolutely jacked and would dl ~405 and bench ~225
absolute beast she was
she also has 100k+ followers on ig so she's def not your avg girl powerlifter
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dawg that was genuinely so hard to write I am still crying rn. I do it for y'all.
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@b_bickerstaff
@benny8420
The chart shown is depicting the number of cancer patients in the U.S. We think it’s about to run up because the FED just announced that the microplastic rate in our water supply has risen drastically. He’s betting on more cancer patients to make money.
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@0x_Shoyo
I dream that one day a random girl on Hinge will recognize one of my niche CT references.
Newsy Johnson.
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this chick I'm talking to rn has the SEXIEST supra I have ever seen in my life
more than happy to enter my passenger princess era 💅
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@crowbarcranker
@elonconomy
@socialistjoes
@LibertyCappy
ok first of all
‘software engineer’ == ‘programmer’
and second of all
the keyword here was ‘capable’
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we did it lads.
second date is in the works.
great, funny, smart gal.
but wtf this girl could quite literally kick my ass, and I kinda like it.
I have a date with a 6'2" d1 volleyball player this week
I have never been more intimidated in my life
anybody know how to get rid of crippling social awkwardness in 4 days ?? 😩😩😩
her quads could murder me
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dentoshi has just consistently posted charts for years now without getting involved in any drama or scams
gotta respect it 🥂
(also when tf did she end up with 140k followers ??)
what an actual bull should look like
(if/when we flip these ema's)
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@solskagit
@0xMert_
I believe you are doing yourself a disservice if you read the entire Bible 'literally', but maybe I am misinterpreting what you are saying.
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I know this will probably fully dox me,
but I just wanted to share pictures of four of my ex's
this is what you can achieve when you tell women you trade shitcoins for a living.
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I PROMISE you
few did it like myself and
@Myhstery
we will accept ANY cod challenges for ANY amount of money from you ct nerds.
we can even make it 3v3 with
@a1exxxxxxxxxxx
feel free to reply.
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mika could fix me
mika’s market update 😎
here’s everything you missed in crypto may 20th 👇
don’t forget to join my tg broadcast channel giving away $100 in usdc to random people today 👀
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with the recent news regarding kamala's plan to onboard black people to crypto, I wanted to share a list of my favorite black ct accounts:
@SCHIZO_FREQ
@adamscochran
@tervoooo
@NigeriannNazi
@bronzeageshawty
@MitchsDiary
@Kopfjager01
go show some love and support!
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I want a 5'9", slightly autistic, fit, lean, brunette woman who is a couple years older than me to come over and play with my hair as I tell her the latest coins to catch bids on the solana chain, with some shitty anime playing in the background.
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@Cashout4Apollo
@cryptobassii
@the_ikiru
@Tim_XRP
@RyanSAdams
Good thing he’s not the creator then…Chuck Norris can name a hammer as a great tool to kill people, doesn’t change a thing.
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this is how I be whippin the truck after pounding a 12 pack of modelos
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she is officially my gf now
I have a date with a 6'2" d1 volleyball player this week
I have never been more intimidated in my life
anybody know how to get rid of crippling social awkwardness in 4 days ?? 😩😩😩
her quads could murder me
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only about 10 of my followers know what I look like
I limit this number intentionally as they all fall in love
sexuality does not matter, it is inevitable.
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@hentaiavenger66
never seen somebody post a transformation pic where they're shirtless in the before but clothed in the after
but I've also never managed and bankrupted a billion dollar fund so what do I know
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so much for those coffees...
quitting my nicotine addiction today by ramping up my caffeine addiction
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