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Autism kids have always been there. They were just called stubborn, weird, naughty, don't listen, bewitched, passive, too energetic, slow, mentally challenged, etc.
However, lately when parents recognise unusual behavioural patterns on kids, they go to professionals for help.
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They don't want to entertain the idea of men being responsible for birth control. To them, that's a woman's responsibility.
Why do men get outraged when other men choose to get vasectomies?😭
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In Pretoria CBD you can refuse to get mugged if you're in a bad mood.
Let's be honest, Joburg CBD is better than Pretoria CBD when it comes to safety.
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I don't think my dog even knows what other dogs do for their families. I don't think he knows that he has to protect us, be loyal and look after the house. Bro just loves everyone. He almost left with the delivery guy. 🤦🏿♂️
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We actually did. You don't knock out the best team in Africa (Morocco) and go to penalties against Nigeria in the semifinals if you're not one of the best in the tournament.
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The way girls love tagging along when you're running errands. You could be transporting drugs and she's just chilling in the passenger seat, all happy and carefree like:
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Only a person who's never eaten a croissant would say this.
Do you guys really like Croissants or its peer pressure nje?
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It is too permanent for something that can happen randomly, at any time to anyone.
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Until they cheat on you with that buff rugby guy from their highschool they've always had a crush on but he never went pro and now works at Deloitte, and drives a Renault Megane.
that 4’9 short thick xhosa woman whose half blind will save you 🫵🏽
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Nobody goes to Bloemfontein on purpose.
I can’t believe that there are people who haven’t been to Bloemfontein?!!😳
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Being given cheese puffs after buying a Range Rover would ruin my entire day.
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Please go enjoy the wedding and leave us alone.
I love covering my body. I respect my body.
I was raised by ugogo
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You wouldn't tweet this with such confidence if it wasn't for that book.
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I've watched my mom buy enough Verimark products to know that these things only work on TV.
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People hate their jobs but still act kindly towards their managers and colleagues. I can't see how that would be difficult to do with your actual children.
You guys don’t think that hating being a parent will affect how you treat your children?
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There's a street that looks exactly like this in every town in South Africa.
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The DA when they think about apartheid:
DA, ACDP not supporting SA's genocide case against Israel at ICJ
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It's only a matter of time until you open the Bible and find a Temu ad.
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This guy apparently being the guy who started the fire to conceal a murder he committed is so wild. He spoke so well in front of cameras knowing very well he was responsible for the entire mess.
#JHBFire
survivor Sithembiso Mdlalose tells
#Newzroom405
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that the past two days have been a nightmare as he still sees bodies lined up and some victims escaping through windows and hears the harrowing screams.
Watch:
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Monte Casino.
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I just know there are people out there who bought this but a vaccine is where they draw the line. 😂
My sister bought Dr Matthew's pills a month ago.... Guys this barcode is killing me!! 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We only saw it today 👐
#DrMatthew
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If politicians over 60 are still fit enough to work, then inmates over 60 are still fit enough to prison.
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When you've been in prison since 2010:
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When you realise that our opposition parties have no interest in ruling the country, everything starts to make sense.
The ANC has set the bar so low, opposition parties are just not serious.
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People be smoking it for breakfast, lunch and dinner then blame the vaccine when their lungs fall off.
VIDEO | Hubbly Bubbly, also known as hookah pipe, has been described as a silent killer that strikes many of its victims without any signs of poor health.
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Thabo Mbeki said our government is being taken over by gangsters and we thought he's being dramatic.
PA and MK in parliament? The next five years are going to be so long
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And if she suddenly starts educating herself and gets much better at it, she'll be accused of cheating.
I saw a post, but I didn't want to QT. You marry a virgin. It's been four years. You complain that she's bad at sex. You are the teacher, no? Let's start there.
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Nothing ruins my day like when government starts with NHI. You can't say "everybody deserves quality healthcare" and instead of building quality healthcare, you expect the private sector to do it for you. The private sector will always prioritise the bag, not the people.
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My PLK sisters are dusting off their blazers as we speak. 🔥
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Letting her add your card to her Apple Pay is one of the most peaceful things you can do for yourself.
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Leaving South Africa with just a matric certificate at most and thinking you'll get the same top positions in other countries is simply delusion.
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It sucks that we have to remind y'all everyday that South Africans are poor. Even the middle class can't afford to go to Ivory Coast just for football. At best, they do one international trip a year and it's not going to be for a football match.
If we were a footballing nation as we claim, we would be in Ivory Coast in numbers for tonight's game.
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She's just being Cyan Boujee which is expected, the real question should be why the school thought this was a good idea.
Cyan boujee twerks for school learners are motivating them
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I know someone who drinks them daily. I'm pretty sure when his heart stops at 42, his family will say the wife poisoned him.
Stop drinking energy drinks like ke metsi. Le tlo kula
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Guys, when you see a video of a child being sexualized or molested, don't comment and bring it on your timeline. That is considered as distributing the content and if a case is opened, you might get into trouble. Just do this and report the account.
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Had she refused to go, she'd be getting hailed as the hero right now. We'd be out here saying "This is why our Miss SA refused to go there and she was right!"
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There's something very weird happening in the Western Cape and by the time we get the full picture, it will be too late.
Philippi gangsters say they’ll only stop killing if government pays them
by Sandiso Phaliso
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What I've learnt from this is that Wayde van Niekerk has a Richard Mille made in his honour and I think that's pretty awesome.
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If you needed another reason why you shouldn't post about roadblocks as they happen:
Two men have been arrested by the Durban Metro Police after they were stopped at a roadblock with a concealed body in their car.
The vehicle was stopped on the M41.
Law enforcement officers noticed the driver was uneasy, and he then fled the scene.
He was caught nearby and
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I fix errors and upload quality images of places I've visited on Google Maps, to make sure people find places easier when they navigate there.
What are your contributions to your society???
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I hate this chat because every time we have major protests in SA, it ends up in some protesters getting killed. Now their loved ones have to watch y'all say people in SA only ever tweet instead of protest, like their brothers and sisters were killed via Twitter.
In SA we just accept and tweet “we not angry enough”
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Because if they did their jobs and we could rely on government hospitals, transport, schools, etc. We wouldn't be spending huge chunks of our earnings on medical aid, car installments and private education. All that money would be for us to enjoy and invest.
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Sorry to be a party pooper but this is abusive. How is it any different from hiding someone's hearing aid? Or walking cane? Or even a prosthetic limb? All just to make them suffer from their physical impairment.
One little argument and she wanna lock my glasses up 😒😒
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@lebohstraatmate
Once kicked someone out of my house for proudly admitting that he'd date a high schooler.
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@NtseiSky
@MirthCity
Are you talking about Hiesterhof Restaurant located at Plot 28, Roodepoort, Polokwane?
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@KamvaWw
She said "they have insurance" and continued to mind her business. Can't hate on that. 🤣
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No job spec, no job description, no job requirements, no minimum skill requirements. Just a famous celebrity's business offering jobs and wondering why they are getting such poor candidates as applicants.
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I never see any porn on my TL, so my informed assumption is that the algorithm is showing y'all content you've showed interest in. Or you just follow depraved people who like sharing porn on their TLs.
Nah bro, there’s too much porn on the timeline.. Elon must do something about sh*t.. this ain’t it ☹️👎🏽
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Yep, those people who are great academically and at work. Then when it comes to everything else, they think and decide like a 10 year old.
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I don't think my body would be able to process the joy I'd experience here.
U know we had to do it again…
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@Me_Chaela
If you're responsible for killing 76 people, it should haunt you. If it doesn't, then you need to be killed asap because you can't exist with the rest of us.
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All I know is that the 21 year old will regret it by the time they turn 26.
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Then it must be waaay worse than cigarettes because I ain't never heard of a cigarette smoker getting sick because they smoked on an empty stomach.
That broer smoked Hubbly on an empty stomach now all our parents are sending us that video 🤦🏽♂️
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I hate extortion as a crime so much. Especially because most of it is targeted at poor communities who have nothing. It's just bullies with guns, who don't even have the balls to go do proper money crimes. Just out here terrorising kids and old women!
Tshwane shack dwellers say extortion gangs make them pay for water
Municipality says it’s unaware of this
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Is there anyone with a worse manifesto than ActionSA? Some of their policies actually look like they're joking and they're not.
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That time the dad in question is living his best life not even caring how you feel about him.
I don't know who needs to hear this but forgive your dad and fix things with him.
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At the end of her performance at Hey Neighbour, Tyla said: "I hope I'm making you proud guys!" ❤️
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Water babies. 💦
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I know what they're doing. They want Netanyahu to resign then blame the whole genocide on him, so only one person can be punished while the whole country gets away with it and continue with their atrocities.
Anti-Netanyahu protests in Tel Aviv, demanding his resignation and to hold new elections.
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Bed and Breakfast?!
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High school sweethearts and still going strong more than 30 years later. ❤️
If you have parents who are still in love to this day quote this I'm tryna see something 🤔.
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They are definitely guilty of something bigger and trying so hard to shut down all the noise before they're investigated further.
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You don't even care about these stats because anyone who hates crime will hate it everywhere. You can't hate crime here but don't mind it when it happens in Palestine.
121 women raped per day, 78 murders per day, 53% unemployment and can't keep the lights on but you guys want to be international human rights champions. 🙄
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@saxmanyabisa
You think like this because you can't imagine yourself being kind and responsible for other people unless you have something to gain.
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Scenes when someone actually dies and now you have to prove that it wasn't you.
Okes in my family are living long
I got 2 policies that will instantly make me 8M liquid , and I’m starting to lose patience now.
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People are writers Keke. We can't all be mathematicians.
I saw a tiktok of someone saying they prefer to write an essay than to solve maths problems & I have never heard anything more dizzy. 😭
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Stop posting roadblocks. You're making it easy for criminals to avoid being caught. So much human trafficking has been happening lately and we've seen cars transporting kidnapped children being caught by roadblocks.
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Not the amapiano guys catching strays after they kept his lights on for the last 3 years. 👀
Cassper Nyovest performed unreleased music at his event last night!
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This entire thread was pointless. The only reason why you couldn't break the TV as a kid is because back then, a TV was a big 50kg block that even your father needed help to move. Now TVs are a very light flat screens that can fall from a strong wind.
Modern day parenting is very funny..
Saw a thread yesterday about parents hanging their TVs very high because children break the TVs.
Was very surprised because while growing,the only time my dad had to change the TV was when he wanted to buy a new model.
And after seeing
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On my last heartbreak, I even deactivated Twitter for 3 months because I knew one day I'd get drunk and start venting here. You think you'll keep it to yourself next thing you see a tweet that triggers you and you start saying you hate all Tswana women.
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The problem is not that there's queues, the problem is that the queues are not moving. That's what is frustrating people.
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Even if you don't like them, they can't possibly be horrible enough for you to make this tweet. So you must have never had one.
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@ntobeko_walaza
@Matete_el
A small pack of Pritt glue sticks costs over R200 but someone thinks R1000 can buy all the stationery required for the YEAR.
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Yep, if his own conscious hadn't started eating him to the point of a confession, he would have gotten away with it.
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Planning to beat hypothetical kids is wild. Like when you imagine having kids, you also imagine how to beat them?
Gentle parenting with a sprinkle of lepanta on the side so that ngwana knows gore e sale ngwana >>>
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Can't believe this country allowed Kenny Kunene and Gayton McKenzie to become successful politicians. 😭
Correctional Services should be proud of its rehabilitation programme. Two of its former inmates are making serious inroads in these election results.
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Exactly. People are trying to convince us that it's a good thing and it's not. This is a result of poor planning and poor resourcing of the IEC.
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Paying R82m and still having to drive through Olievenhoutbosch to get to the nearest highway would drive me insane.
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You have to do horrible things just to enter a gang, so I can't even imagine what horrible things you have to do to lead one.
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This fast lifestyle we see online is fooling the youth. My lil cousin and his friends are convinced that school is pointless because they're not teaching them real ways to make money like how to do forex trading. 🤦🏿♂️
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@sandiblouse
@SunBirdZAKH
No, I need to know that I can just shout a command in German and Muffin will rip off the person's face. 🤷🏿♂️😂
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This is what I meant and people thought "gangster" was being used to refer to corrupt politicians. This was about actual gangsters with gang ties.
A motivational thread: I joined the gangs at age 13 as an ice boy, age 15 I was a soldier of the gang, age 16 I started own gang. My life consisted of going in and out of jail. I soon became a wanted person by various divisions of the police. I was arrested at age 21 finally
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It's important to remember that coming into your own usually also includes grieving the life you were conditioned to believe you wanted.
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Ideal model but their criteria to be eligible was flawed. There's no way two teachers can financially afford to take a child to UCT yet NFSAS wouldn't give that child a loan. So does this mean UCT & similar universities must only be reserved for rich kids or those with bursaries?
NSFAS was an ideal model, then yall didn't wanna pay for your LOAN that you LIED to qualify for.
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What I hate about a midweek public holiday, is now the week has two Mondays.
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@mx_sotho
They really just gave someone R100 and told them to go grab some snacks from the garage quickly. 😂
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@thulasindi
@SunBirdZAKH
You can clearly see that they've never had these conversations with the older women in their families.
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@stilltshepi
They really don't. DA just wants the Western Cape because they think they can turn that into their own country. EFF's mandate was never to lead but to be ANC's top opposition (which they're still not). The rest are not even thinking on a national level, just want a ward or two.
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You make sure they don't become your partner in the first place?
Ladies, if you’re a date night girlie and your partner essentially hates going on dates, wyd?
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There are Americans on Tik Tok shocked to learn that you can just pick fruit from the tree and eat it. They think there's more processing required before it's ready for human consumption. And that's why we keep saying don't try to argue or reason with these people.
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