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3 years ago, I got to see one of the first few GT2RS' arrive at the local Porsche Centre.
Today, thanks to
@Motor_Magnet
, I got to be a passenger in an insane GT2RS. I cannot begin to describe the experience, other than to question what the GT department were thinking 🤣
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I'll be the first to admit I support Lewis Hamilton. He just happened to drive for Merc.
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Electricity, but at scheduled intervals everyday.
You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.
What are you stealing?
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You're still processing the fact that Pollard scored from 50 meters away and then suddenly Nkalakhata starts playing😭⚰️
Losing a world cup semifinal, in the last 2 minutes of the game, after leading for 78min must be hard. LMAO
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3 hours??
Give me this bad boy
You have 3 hours to get to Durban ,which one is your fighter ??
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They called me a mad man when I said SARS doesn't care if you do crime/scamming - they still want you to declare your income and pay tax on it.
Sars goes after Mary Bushiri to recover R44m in unpaid taxes .
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"Shoutout to Sipho in the Polo TSI, he's got 95 Full tank!"
Petrol attendants will have to start wearing Tuxedos honestly. You can’t serve such an expensive product in Worksuits Overalls.
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"Why do you need a sunroof?"
Find attached the below:
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10 years ago, R1m bought you a 730d. Today, it buys you a 320d, if you're lucky.
Do you see the problem?🧍🏽♂️
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R64k ???
Lomjita could've still lived a very nice lifestyle without doing all of that??
Fidelis Moema, in his bail application, said he has a job where he earns over R64k a month.
He lives with his girlfriend and their two-year-old child in Johannesburg.
Moema said he has no previous or pending criminal cases against him. TCG
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"Townships are no longer the symbol of poverty" is such a wild statement.
KONKA situated deep in the heart of Soweto is a millionaire's playground.
Townships are no longer the symbol of poverty.
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This is exactly how cars should be advertised and priced.
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Getting flicked out the way at 300?
I'd have to go straight to my tuner😭
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Okay cool story bro
🗣️ “South African fans will hate me for saying this, but I still think they [Ireland] are the best.”
READ:
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Performance is a safety feature.
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You are about to work for every single CENT of your salary.
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Dream delayed, but certainly not dream denied😭🤲🏽
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It would be great if there was one body that oversees all of the transport network. Maybe like a Department of Transport or something.
N1= NATIONAL ROAD
R1= provincial Roads
M1= local manucipality road this department is a concurrent function road maintenance its attend to by each tier of government.
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Because in 15 years, I don't know if Porsche or BMW or Merc will still be making the cars that I like.
Be honest, what’s the reason behind so many people feeling like they must be rich by tomorrow. What’s the issue with taking it consistently day by day?
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Someone put some serious mileage on one of these in 2-ish years, love to see it😳
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I don't condone (this level of) speeding.
However, what on EARTH did McLaren put in the 720s?? 😭😭😭
Watch: BMW motorcycle doing 308km/h overtaken by a Mclaren in illegal race on N3 freeway
SA Trucker
@rsa_trucker
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"Life's problems must find you inside your dream car, otherwise you'll never own your dream car" - Josiah, March 2024
@kamo_magnate
All these issues must find you in a 7 GTI, otherwise you will never own a 7 GTI
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3 SRT8's?? No wonder he was stealing petrol😭
Another alleged kingpin involved in the syndicate syphoning fuel from Transnet pipeline has been arrested in Mpumalanga. Police seized luxury vehicles including Jeep SRT 8 SUV, Mercedes Benz Viano minibus, Toyota Land Cruiser ldv, Jeep Grand Cherokee SUV & a Jeep V8 SUV.
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Why I'm against cars like the S-Presso, Kwid and Go.
If it has less that 2 stars Global NCAP🚩🚩🙅🏽♂️
What has to happen for a car to score zero stars in crash testing
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The "Golf R Affordability Index".
Proudly brought to you by Twitter Financier, Kay Mahapa🫡
I measure the value of money on its ability to afford a Golf R. Therefore, R64K is a lot of money comrades.
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Guys, how many hijacking videos have we watched where someone was followed down their driveway?
With that in mind - why would you do this?
This man from Bahunia street in Sandton POINTED A GUN at us!he bashed our vehicle & ran from the accident scene he was driving onto oncoming traffic! I had a 1 year old & a 10 year old pointed by a GUN!
@Lesufi
@Anele
@SizweDhlomo
@mmodiba10
@SAPoliceService
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Just avoid frame 4 dealerships if they're in:
- JHB CBD
- Kempton Park
- Montana, PTA
- Bramley/Kew
- GI Motors in Hatfield
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Cars have no expiry date, all you need is a good mechanic and some LUCK🙂
🚶...
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This man is GOOD😭😭😭
Scamming playbook is on lock.
“You see ntwana, even the FSCA doesn’t want me helping you because they know we’re going to finish them. It’s us against the system”
5 minutes later;
Payment -R10000 from SAVINGS ACCOUNT; Ref Grootman; Avail R82.56
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Don't worry, I've got you:
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I can afford my dream car but I can't afford my dream house.
Very simple.
People who buy expensive flashy cars that live in tiny apartments
What’s wrong with you?
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I need Christian von Koenigsegg to spend 6 months as CEO of Eskom.
I am convinced he'd solve loadshedding with something the size of a home double garage.
I'm struggling to get my head around this. Koenigsegg's new electric motor produces 600kW and weighs 40kg.
For context, a washing machine weighs around 70kg and produces 1.3kW.
This is voodoo.
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PGDA secured, on to the next one🫡
THE DREAM CONTINUES🫡🫡
Comunicado Oficial: Post Graduate Diploma in Accounting (CTA) - completed🫡
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Wiper blades. Main dealer said R2500
Got Bosch ones for R285.
🤣🤣🤣
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It's time to go again.
We push the Kyalami agenda once more!
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2011 Caye... Aii cima cima 😭
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THE DREAM CONTINUES🫡🫡
Comunicado Oficial: Post Graduate Diploma in Accounting (CTA) - completed🫡
Dream delayed, but certainly not dream denied😭🤲🏽
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Ey their pricing department makes up numbers from their imagination surely 😂😂
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Same day the Range Rover Sport SV is announced.
Coincidence?
WATCH: ANC councillors in the struggling eThekwini municipality erupted in song after the metro's R65 billion budget for 2023-2024 was passed earlier today. No one knows why they were so elated and sang struggle songs.
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Petrol head math is buying a 6 year old hot hatch instead of a brand new Picanto >>>
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2000-2015 was a real time to be an employed adult
Not this nonsense we are seeing now😭
In 2009 - R12000 paid for:
a 2006 BMW 3 series
a 2 bed 2 bath apartment with a garage in Midrand
And I still had enough savings for 1 international holiday a year
Time value of money is critical education...
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First pay?
My baby brother is 23…
What car should he buy for the first time with his own money on his own payslip?
He’s got an entry level job.
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The stocks are back up!!
Get that 9-5 gent, with a career and go 60/40 my girl.
The boys are down bad outside there ohk
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Yeah not stopping for cops anymore. We'll meet at the nearest garage or police station.
Green Porsche hijacked on Sunday night - West, South and Outspan Roads, JHB. Owner kidnapped and he managed to escape on Wednesday.
3 male assailants acting as police officers in a white Golf 8 with blue lights. Have you seen the car? Whats App messages to 0647907260.
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@BonganiNtuli
Erm... I've seen a R200k difference in list price but R1,1m???😭
What is the Jawitz agent hoping for??
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I̶n̶t̶e̶r̶n̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ F̶i̶n̶a̶n̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ R̶e̶p̶o̶r̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ S̶t̶a̶n̶d̶a̶r̶d̶s̶
Rich Dad, Poor Dad👍🏽
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This tweet has an owner ⚰️
Boy math is driving M4 cs and still staying at home with your mother.
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Inside Job
The Big Short
Wolf of Wall Street
Dirty Money
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Fund it with unrealised gains? Nice.
Elon Musk is now so rich he can fund SA for two years – and still be far richer than any local |
@BISouthAfrica
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I can't take a R6m house on breakfast runs and trackdays😬
Lambo way >>>
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Early 2000's M engines 🤝🏽 rod bearings made of glass
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A reminder that the most important rule on South African roads is Keep Left, Pass Right.
If I'm driving on the fast lane with a 120 km speed limit am I supposed to shift for the person driving beyond that?
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The Porsche car configurator.
Has helped me through the toughest times this one.
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SMD is getting new stock.
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BMW Fourways once tried to sell a previously written off Mini Cooper JCW GP2. Had it not been for the previous owner recognising their car the buyer would've been screwed.
In the car industry, trust absolutely no one. Treat it as though everyone wants to rip you off.
I once worked for a car dealership in Pretoria and it made me realize why nobody should ever buy a car from dealerships that aren’t accredited m. (Continued)
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Guys, we've been sleeping on a 760kW BMW!!!
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Fake is fine.
The problem is ill-gotten. Now you're flexing your 10th luxury car that was bought with money that should've been used to build (insert vital infrastructure)
One thing about unattainable luxury content within the South African context is that it’s either fake or ill-gotten.
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I suspect customers will be driving these before the C63 TSI
The BMW M3 Competition Touring is confirmed for South Africa and we've uncovered pricing and specifications for this halo product:
Is there love for this station wagon in SA?
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The Triple B strikes again😭
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Spend another R60k at Rogue/VAGCafe and live my best life 👐🏽
I still think you're insane for spending a bar on a Golf
Spend half of that on a 7R and be happy😭
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Again, as I've said before - none of the problems we are facing are by mistake.
Electricity Minister Kgosientsho Ramokgopa is expected to urge the NEC to give the green light to a plan that will see private companies taking over coal power stations. |
@QaanitahHunter
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"Hi Toby. No, I don't want to buy A Porsche, no, I'm here to buy Porsche. Like, all 4 dealerships. That race track of yours too. That one in Midrand."
If you had a pay off of 29 billion rands, what’s that first thing you would do ?
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JHB to CPT is basically Berlin to Andorra... This country is massive🤣
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Manufacturers have managed to convince people that digital clusters and multiple touch screens are "premium" when in reality they're mostly ways to cheap out🧍🏽♂️
I see nothing wrong 🤷♀️
You guys wants piano black plastic mirrors, night club ambient lighting and plasma TVs in a car that’s the problem
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It was at this moment.
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Quantum >>> London Cab
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"Congratulations on your brand new Porsche 992 GT3. Welcome to the Porsche GT family"
Words you’d love to hear, that you’ve never gotten in your entire life ?
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Forget the Kwid, let me fetch this instead.
You might as well get your dream car. That’s how I feel honestly. Paying over R4500 monthly for a “level entry” car is madness.
Well unless your dream car is Ferrari
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One thing about criminals, they know how to spec cars, I'll give them that.
@City_Press
Luxury cars are so nice indeed, just look at how happy she is?
I understand why she’s the face of the headline, she paraded these cars.
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But when I want a C63 with 8 cylinders that doesn't weigh as much as an S Class then I'm the problem.
Mark Zuckerbergs Private Yatch
But sure, you having the odd steak & driving a petrol car is ruining the planet…..
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They're both VW Touaregs to be fair🧍🏽♂️
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Twitters worst nightmare:
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Well well well...
R16m p/a remuneration package anyone?
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Hi guys, does anyone know if you can finance a car over 10 years (120 months) with a 60% balloon? Thanks👍🏽
BMW has confirmed that the "first-ever" M3 in Touring body style is on its way to South Africa.
@BMW_SA
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Renting out the Etios as an Uber to help pay for the Supra>>>
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They should've recreated this picture, missed opportunity
[WATCH]: The first Crime Prevention vehicles arrive at Giant Stadium to great celebration by the Crime Prevention Wardens. The high performance vehicles will be used by the newly recruited wardens to protect Gauteng communities.
#WarOnCrime
#BootsOnTheGround
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Bedfordview residents rejoice!
SVI Engineering Armoured BMW X3 Gets Official BMW Certification
This is the first time BMW AG has performed armouring certification on the African continent.
Read more:
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That cluster is just... Absolutely sensational🥹
Holy smokes this thing is fast! Listen and watch the Bugatti Tourbillon rocket to 445 km/h 🤯🤯🤯
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BMW X5 range starts at R1,706,800
Audi Q7 - R1,539,800
The Porsche Cayenne is R1,848,000.
Volvo XC90, R1,451,000.
The Merc is between R150k to R550k MORE than its rivals.
🧍🏽♂️
Pricing for the updated Mercedes-Benz GLE range is fascinating.
GLE 300d - R1,964,600
GLE 450 - R2,075,400
GLE 450d - R2,041,500
GLE 450d Coupé - R2,340,500
GLE 300d 7-seater - R1,984,000
GLE 450 7-seater - R2,094,800
GLE 450d 7-seater - R2,060,900
The entire range is now
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No one:
SARS:
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Also there's problems EVERYWHERE
You'll leave loadshedding here only to end up in a place where electricity is taking half your salary in winter 😭
To each their own but nothing about how SAns are living abroad has ever looked attractive to me
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"Attention all passengers, we have reached our cruising altitude of 35,000ft, we are travelling at 580 miles per hour. We will be dimming cabin lights, so gooooood night baby — beeeeeeen about you and i’m still about yoooooouuu. sleep tight okay, i love you baby girl. ❤️"
😭😭
Lord it’s still beyond me that You gave my the opportunity to pursue my hearts greatest desire — i’m forever thankful for what You have done for me. okes like i’m a whole pilot ? lil ol me ? no dream is impossible or unattainable. 😭❤️
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One day, you will learn the importance of keeping left the hard way.
You'll have an emergency that requires you to do a 30 minute drive in 20 minutes.
I hope in that moment you reflect, and realise how wrong you were, and correct your behaviour moving forward.
I need us to talk about people that press us on the fast lane on the freeway. I’m literally within the speed limit (120km/h). Just because you’re flying to God knows where doesn’t mean I’m on the wrong lane. Le ska mpotsa ka keep left pass right. Wena keep left and fly off
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