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Beyoncé said I'm the visual

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined June 2017
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
Poverty as aesthetics for a brand the poor can't afford 😭
@Balioriginal_
Balasela Sipamla
2 years
A concept "In loving memory of Riky Rick"📸
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Thembz 🇵🇸
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@2broke4maccas "your honor cut the cameras, dead ass"
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
An app you can literally curate and control is demanding? Ave nine drama
@Phat_Tshego
♥ Fatso ♥
2 years
I took a break from WhatsApp and my mental health has never been better. We don’t talk enough about how demanding that app is 🥺
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
9 months
I put on a seat belt in a quantum wathi udriver "Khipha leyonto us'bangela ama bhadi" 😭
@DMN4ever
DMN4ever😘
9 months
A Taxi Driver Once Said:
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
Hey, oopi?
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Beyonce: OK ladies now let's get in formation *Mzaaaansi for shoooo* "Hi I'm Desmond Dube, get the Clientele Dignity Plan* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
Everyday it's Mihlali, Marry Jane, Leeroy, Somizi, Mohale, Sithelo Andile
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
4 years
I remember a girl fainting in the bathrooms at Global Citizens and my heart was beating so fast cos all I could think about was how she is going to miss seeing Beyonce if she doesn't wake the fuck up 😭😭😭
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
4 years
Did the #InfluencerChallenge on my niece and wow this girl 🤣
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Ntsiki Mazwai when celebs are prospering
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
I ended a relationship with someone I loved cos I couldn't stand how lazy and unmotivated they were 😭 guys love is not enough, I had to deal with someone who never discussed future plans cos they'll just tell u they are going with the flow when u asked, I couldn't
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
I think Faith might have been scammed into marriage 😭
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
This taxi is speeding and this mama says to the driver "Why ungavele usdubule sonke one by one ngoba vele ufuna ukusbulala" 😂😂😥😥
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
3 years
Chipo walking in on his friends eating kfc
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
I think people say joburg ppl dn't greet cos they are used to everyone in their small villages greeting each other cos everyone knows everyone,so they carry that mentality here, nathi in our kasi's we greet each other,but I won't go to Sandton loko ngithi "Dumelang" to everyone
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
4 years
Me thinking about how ive been fighting Beyonce's battles for all these years on the internet and still not getting Ivy Park delivered to me
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
Do you guys not think you are triggering people's anxiety by asking them about their goals for the year, can you just let people breathe for a bit, geez
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
3 years
There's no way Khanyi doesn't call that man ibhari 🤣
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
4 years
Katlego still fully twangs in the midst of a storm lmaoooo
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
my vagina probably thinks im in a coma 😭
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
4 years
You are peak CBD twitter now
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
When you are overseas and a short man approaches you
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
Every woman in South Africa:
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
I am a global citizen dedicating my time to fighting hunger and poverty , dating is the last thing on my mind #GlobalCitizenFestivalSA
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 months
That Athi Galeba chick is so young to be this tone deaf
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
4 years
But on a serious note this is a spit in the face of doctors and nurses who are risking their loves daily 💔
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
3 years
You to the "Lawyer" : "Kha wenze la aesthetic ye letter of demand"
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
The aunt at the mcimbi about to drop a family secret 😭
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
Get tested guys, you are not the only one they are fucking without a condom ❤
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
You take a selfie like our parents 😩
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Half of Jo'burg "straight men" have their lives funded by gay men but nobody calls them slay queens and the likes, we just let them be
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
When Americans come for the wig war, we are calling you
caught a body ‘bout a week ago photography by tony media
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
Mihlali having her free zinga wings while you hoes stay pressedT
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
7 years
That is Archie and Karabo Moroka you uncultured swine
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
The first Monday morning without abo Dacaraeys Tanquerey on my TL 😍
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Why must we , this thing of gloryfying struggle must stop , white people start where ever they want ,why must we get battered and bruised for everything we want, starting at the bottom also doesn't guarantee anything
@Leratokganyago
leratokganyago
6 years
No one wants to start at the bottom anymore
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Tedious*
@InTeeMately
Tee
6 years
Working with editors has turned me into a very tidious texter. I fix every grammatical error these days 😢 😭 and it took me 10 minutes writing this tweet.
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Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
These "emotionally unavailable" people always get shocked when you choose not to run after them and let them be unavailable in peace , akho bhari ezo ncengwa la
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Thembz 🇵🇸
3 years
Busiswa is complaining but still trying not to step on Rihanna's toes lol
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
"Athi ngithi akekho"
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
A dick appointment is not with a stranger so why the kicking out in the morning??? 😐 can I shower , eat, watch generations omnibus , and the Queen 😕 relax
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Thembz 🇵🇸
7 years
I read lelivate in english and said wow abo Sizwe bafundile hey
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
7 years
Someone's boyfriend is busy keeping track of Pearl Thusi's bra
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Thembz 🇵🇸
7 years
All that was left was for Ambitious to say "oh and by the way she can't use the stage name Fifi Cooper"
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
I hate abantu aba hlekisa nge ntlhupheko yabanye abantu , i fucking hate it!
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
7 years
Albinism is not some decapitating disease ,why would it stop her from doing anything ? Just introduce Boitumelo as a young beautiful model
@MikeyMashila
Mikey Mashila
7 years
This is Boitumelo Mokoena she is a South African model who's not letting albinism stop her from achieving greater heights.
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
They are literally not saying anything, its you that thinks of them as edgy, those are your thoughts and how you see them , this is how humans project their insecurities on others
@Tokyo_Trev
Trevor
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People who never put up WhatsApp statuses think they are so edgy
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
Now I understand how people from other countries felt when they kept seeing "o jewa keng"
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
You guys go for interviews and get the job then come here and tweet " I hope I get the job" then come back two days later and say "update I got the job" then preach about speaking things in existance when y'all cheated the system
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
English only matters when its a black South African , you would entertain a German man with broken english in a heart beat
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
I know Oscar Mbo is calling his people to make him this
@StreetFashion01
Outlander Magazine
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Louis Vuitton FW22 Varsity🖤
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Thembz 🇵🇸
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Namibia said hold my cup
@NamPresidency
Namibian Presidency
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Namibia rejects Germany’s Support of the Genocidal Intent of the Racist Israeli State against Innocent Civilians in Gaza On Namibian soil, #Germany committed the first genocide of the 20th century in 1904-1908, in which tens of thousands of innocent Namibians died in the most
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
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My sister is at Wits right now #electionday
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6 years
Sibadala
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Thembz 🇵🇸
3 years
At this point it's a competition about who was closest to Sindi, who is grieving more and quite frankly it's disgusting
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Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
You really have a talent for making every damn thing about you 😂
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Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Manje if we are having sex at 1am mele sivuke siyo light-a?
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Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| BOYS ARE DELICIOUS |___________| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | |
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
There are men who've become so obsessed with humbling Mihlali, it's so sick
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
When he returns for round 2 thinking he did something in round one :
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
4 years
Ma'am what do you mean he don't know you like that? you are having sex with him 😕
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
It never claimed to be anything else though
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
Oh so Bl*ck Coff** was just softening us up with those I'm no ok tweets getting ready to to discredit Enhle and what she went through, yey men are manipulative shem yesses!
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
Your man is guttered this morning that he couldn't get 24 beers for R15
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
You were called a kaffir at a beach where you weren't even at...oh black child 😂💔
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
But you hire people with a high social media following to do RADIO
@iamtbotouch
Tbo Touch
6 years
Don’t get twisted, high following doesn’t mean you’re an influencer! You can be an influencer with 50 followers.
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
You are dating for marriage in Your head ,someone who can't even say it with their chest that you are their girlfriend? Someone who is content with y'all texting each other to death instead of taking you out for a burger? He said he likes to keep his love life private right? Lol
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Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
@Bey_Legion I'm living for Blue's hair 😍
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Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Some people are blessed when it come to relationships yazi thina kunini sikhamisile 💔
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Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Boity's music career says hi
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
When she was hearing us sing for our lives 😂💕
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
3 years
Am I wrong to not want to fully open up to someone who doesn't make me feel like they will stick around long enough to even help me deal with my issues when I do open up to them, I feel I can't just be going around being naked to people who I know have no intentions of long term
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Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
Pearl is obssessed with Bonang
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
@dustinmoris @shanselman That's cos black don't crack
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
Any white person who is mad at Danny K is racist
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
For the 5th time this year 😍😍😍
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
I'd rather distance myself a bit from a guy friend if their girlfriend starts having a problem with our friendship, im a girl I know how it feels wondeeing if your man is fucking his "Friend" id look at it from that perspective instead of being quick to say she's insecure
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Thembz 🇵🇸
4 years
Man my anxiety peaked , I had to leave cos the the medics were talmbout, "she has to go to hospital, she is not waking up" inside I was screaming GHEL CUMMON VUKA 😭
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
When you thought you are a celeb and would get a free ticket :
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
Yall tweet things like you pray for people's downfalls then tomorrow thina we must consult kuni cos yall have "gifts" aninyi perhaps??
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
7 years
I don't want a boyfriend in my graduation pics cos sizohlukana and you will be in my most important pics, go be in your sister's grad pics or something
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
4 years
Yazi I think about that girl a lot ,I really hope she woke up and saw Beyonce 💔
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Thembz 🇵🇸
2 years
Only a Zulu person would ask where people know Nigerian songs from, they know absolutely nothing beyond the boarders of KZN 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
7 years
Minnie doesn't know football bruh , at the stadium she asks players questions like "are you having a good time,are you feeling the vibe"
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Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
This is why they never bring concerts to them, ba right eyadini
@MrMenziN
Menzi
6 years
Durban, where’s the Fill Up hype? 😕
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Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Nomzamo has competition, we note your audition sisi
@Natasha_Thahane
Natasha Thahane
6 years
Mam Winnie didn’t die, she multiplied. #IAmWinnieMandela
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
The future is old
@BoboJarvis
Boipelo Jarvis
6 years
😍❤ The Future Is Female!
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Grief is such an everlasting human emotion , you can never run away from it, it demands you to feel it when it wants you to and you will comply whether u like it or not, it doesnt care where you are , if at that moment it needs to be felt it will come over u like a ton of bricks
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Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Somebody out there hates you cos of a guy and you have no idea
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Thembz 🇵🇸
3 years
Are you mad we not talking about abo Sithelo?... Broaden your mind a bit
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Thembz 🇵🇸
4 years
@Ellerio4 @Carlyn_Rayners It's because they don't see themselves as black, that's why they don't think includes them lol
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Thembz 🇵🇸
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Rasta kills me cos he shuts out the noise and carries on with his work 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
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MTN really came through for us, but all good things come to an end , I'm not even mad, its been a great ride #RIPFreeTwitter
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Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
"Whuu kwaske kwaba tense kule plane, iphi iPilot"
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Thembz 🇵🇸
7 years
A very supportive wife at that
@_Tshisevhe
IG: fhumu_cooks
7 years
Unpopular opinion :Kim Kardashian is an amazing wife!🙃
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Thembz 🇵🇸
3 years
One thing about me, I'm a sucker for an intelligent man, yesses I love that shit
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@Thembeka__
Thembz 🇵🇸
6 years
Getting a job at your radio station cos I'm not an influencer 💔
@iamtbotouch
Tbo Touch
6 years
Show me what’s impossible, i will show you who my God is.
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Thembz 🇵🇸
5 years
Obviously your pussy will stay "tight" ...its white dick
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