Thembz π΅πΈ
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BeyoncΓ© said I'm the visual
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined June 2017
Poverty as aesthetics for a brand the poor can't afford π.
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An app you can literally curate and control is demanding? Ave nine drama.
I took a break from WhatsApp and my mental health has never been better. We donβt talk enough about how demanding that app is π₯Ί.
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Everyday you will wake up to find a South African doing something amazing.
BREAKING π¨ This young lady stunned the world and sang βAmazing Graceβ in France at the Notre Dame Cathedral . Jesus Christ truly is King. I am brought to tears π
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I put on a seat belt in a quantum wathi udriver "Khipha leyonto us'bangela ama bhadi" π.
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Beyonce: OK ladies now let's get in formation . *Mzaaaansi for shoooo*. "Hi I'm Desmond Dube, get the Clientele Dignity Plan* . πππππππππππππππππππ.
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Everyday it's Mihlali, Marry Jane, Leeroy, Somizi, Mohale, Sithelo Andile
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I remember a girl fainting in the bathrooms at Global Citizens and my heart was beating so fast cos all I could think about was how she is going to miss seeing Beyonce if she doesn't wake the fuck up πππ.
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I ended a relationship with someone I loved cos I couldn't stand how lazy and unmotivated they were π guys love is not enough, I had to deal with someone who never discussed future plans cos they'll just tell u they are going with the flow when u asked, I couldn't.
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I think Faith might have been scammed into marriage π.
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This taxi is speeding and this mama says to the driver "Why ungavele usdubule sonke one by one ngoba vele ufuna ukusbulala" πππ₯π₯.
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I think people say joburg ppl dn't greet cos they are used to everyone in their small villages greeting each other cos everyone knows everyone,so they carry that mentality here, nathi in our kasi's we greet each other,but I won't go to Sandton loko ngithi "Dumelang" to everyone.
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I noticed that you will never see her with a drink in her hand at these clubs.
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Me thinking about how ive been fighting Beyonce's battles for all these years on the internet and still not getting Ivy Park delivered to me.
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Do you guys not think you are triggering people's anxiety by asking them about their goals for the year, can you just let people breathe for a bit, geez.
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There's no way Khanyi doesn't call that man ibhari π€£.
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Katlego still fully twangs in the midst of a storm lmaoooo.
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They are getting their Chris Brown gotcha moment using what that Lawrence guy did. They donβt give a fuck about the victim.
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I am a global citizen dedicating my time to fighting hunger and poverty , dating is the last thing on my mind #GlobalCitizenFestivalSA
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That Athi Galeba chick is so young to be this tone deaf.
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But on a serious note this is a spit in the face of doctors and nurses who are risking their loves daily π.
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The aunt at the mcimbi about to drop a family secret π.
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You to the "Lawyer" : "Kha wenze la aesthetic ye letter of demand".
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Get tested guys, you are not the only one they are fucking without a condom β€.
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Half of Jo'burg "straight men" have their lives funded by gay men but nobody calls them slay queens and the likes, we just let them be.
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When Americans come for the wig war, we are calling you.
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Mihlali having her free zinga wings while you hoes stay pressedT.
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The first Monday morning without abo Dacaraeys Tanquerey on my TL π.
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Why must we , this thing of gloryfying struggle must stop , white people start where ever they want ,why must we get battered and bruised for everything we want, starting at the bottom also doesn't guarantee anything.
No one wants to start at the bottom anymore.
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Tedious*
Working with editors has turned me into a very tidious texter. I fix every grammatical error these days π’ π and it took me 10 minutes writing this tweet.
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These "emotionally unavailable" people always get shocked when you choose not to run after them and let them be unavailable in peace , akho bhari ezo ncengwa la.
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Busiswa is complaining but still trying not to step on Rihanna's toes lol.
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A dick appointment is not with a stranger so why the kicking out in the morning??? π can I shower , eat, watch generations omnibus , and the Queen π relax.
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I read lelivate in english and said wow abo Sizwe bafundile hey
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Someone's boyfriend is busy keeping track of Pearl Thusi's bra
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I hate abantu aba hlekisa nge ntlhupheko yabanye abantu , i fucking hate it!.
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All that was left was for Ambitious to say "oh and by the way she can't use the stage name Fifi Cooper"
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Albinism is not some decapitating disease ,why would it stop her from doing anything ? Just introduce Boitumelo as a young beautiful model
This is Boitumelo Mokoena she is a South African model who's not letting albinism stop her from achieving greater heights.
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They are literally not saying anything, its you that thinks of them as edgy, those are your thoughts and how you see them , this is how humans project their insecurities on others.
People who never put up WhatsApp statuses think they are so edgy.
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Now I understand how people from other countries felt when they kept seeing "o jewa keng".
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You guys go for interviews and get the job then come here and tweet " I hope I get the job" then come back two days later and say "update I got the job" then preach about speaking things in existance when y'all cheated the system
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English only matters when its a black South African , you would entertain a German man with broken english in a heart beat.
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I know Oscar Mbo is calling his people to make him this.
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Namibia said hold my cup
Namibia rejects Germanyβs Support of the Genocidal Intent of the Racist Israeli State against Innocent Civilians in Gaza. On Namibian soil, #Germany committed the first genocide of the 20th century in 1904-1908, in which tens of thousands of innocent Namibians died in the most
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At this point it's a competition about who was closest to Sindi, who is grieving more and quite frankly it's disgusting.
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You really have a talent for making every damn thing about you π.
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Manje if we are having sex at 1am mele sivuke siyo light-a?.
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There are men who've become so obsessed with humbling Mihlali, it's so sick.
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When he returns for round 2 thinking he did something in round one . :.
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Ma'am what do you mean he don't know you like that? you are having sex with him π.
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Oh so Bl*ck Coff** was just softening us up with those I'm no ok tweets getting ready to to discredit Enhle and what she went through, yey men are manipulative shem yesses!.
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You were called a kaffir at a beach where you weren't even at. oh black child ππ.
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Your man is guttered this morning that he couldn't get 24 beers for R15.
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But you hire people with a high social media following to do RADIO
Donβt get twisted, high following doesnβt mean youβre an influencer! You can be an influencer with 50 followers.
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You are dating for marriage in Your head ,someone who can't even say it with their chest that you are their girlfriend? Someone who is content with y'all texting each other to death instead of taking you out for a burger? He said he likes to keep his love life private right? Lol
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Some people are blessed when it come to relationships yazi thina kunini sikhamisile π.
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Am I wrong to not want to fully open up to someone who doesn't make me feel like they will stick around long enough to even help me deal with my issues when I do open up to them, I feel I can't just be going around being naked to people who I know have no intentions of long term.
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Man my anxiety peaked , I had to leave cos the the medics were talmbout, "she has to go to hospital, she is not waking up" inside I was screaming GHEL CUMMON VUKA π.
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I'd rather distance myself a bit from a guy friend if their girlfriend starts having a problem with our friendship, im a girl I know how it feels wondeeing if your man is fucking his "Friend" id look at it from that perspective instead of being quick to say she's insecure.
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When you thought you are a celeb and would get a free ticket :.
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Yall tweet things like you pray for people's downfalls then tomorrow thina we must consult kuni cos yall have "gifts" aninyi perhaps??.
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I don't want a boyfriend in my graduation pics cos sizohlukana and you will be in my most important pics, go be in your sister's grad pics or something.
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Yazi I think about that girl a lot ,I really hope she woke up and saw Beyonce π.
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Only a Zulu person would ask where people know Nigerian songs from, they know absolutely nothing beyond the boarders of KZN π€·πΎββοΈ.
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Minnie doesn't know football bruh , at the stadium she asks players questions like "are you having a good time,are you feeling the vibe"
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This is why they never bring concerts to them, ba right eyadini.
Durban, whereβs the Fill Up hype? π.
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Nomzamo has competition, we note your audition sisi
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The future is old
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Somebody out there hates you cos of a guy and you have no idea
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Grief is such an everlasting human emotion , you can never run away from it, it demands you to feel it when it wants you to and you will comply whether u like it or not, it doesnt care where you are , if at that moment it needs to be felt it will come over u like a ton of bricks.
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Are you mad we not talking about abo Sithelo?. Broaden your mind a bit.
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@Ellerio4 @Carlyn_Rayners It's because they don't see themselves as black, that's why they don't think includes them lol.
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Rasta kills me cos he shuts out the noise and carries on with his work ππππππππππ.
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MTN really came through for us, but all good things come to an end , I'm not even mad, its been a great ride #RIPFreeTwitter.
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