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@JamJarOppo

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⚡️Taser Officer⚡️ , Level 2 Public Order, Intermediate Method of Entry, London Based Response Officer, lover of Jam. South London

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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
I will take any time out of my day to talk to children whilst on patrol. Your toddler wants to try on my hat? Sure. Your toddler wants to stop and ask me a question about being a police officer? Sure. We have to rebuild our trust and engagement with society.
@NickBuckleyMBE
Nick Buckley MBE
2 months
@NatashaMDay This is exactly why our police are failing across the country. We mix up ‘real policing’ with what makes us feel pink and fluffy.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
5 months
Say it with me now. Unarmed cops shouldn’t be fighting people with: ❌Swords❌ ❌Machetes❌ ❌CHAINSAWS❌ Everyday we seconds from disaster. Leicester Square Hainault
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
23 days
Huge Spoiler Warning; The police don’t need a warrant to enter your house. *Situation dependent *Terms and conditions Apply
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
Are we really critiquing a cop that got stabbed in the neck for grabbing the wrong person? Is that what we are doing? I can’t count the times I’ve turned up to a chaotic situation, we’ve all grabbed someone and we grab at least wrong person. Mistakes happen in the moment.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
Just because there isnt a load of officers in high vis doesn’t mean we aren’t there. Sometimes we go out in hoodies, trackies and an unmarked car. One in the bin for phone snatch. Decided to commit the offence 5 ft in front of our unmarked car! Phone returned to victim ✅
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
Your duty is done. Rest in Peace. This is why we wear the blue line.
@MyLordBebo
Lord Bebo
4 months
🇩🇪🚨‼️ The police officer who was stabbed in the neck in Mannheim, passed away today. He is organ donor and was kept alive longer, the doctors knew already earlier. Rest in Peace
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@JamJarOppo
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1 month
Taken the advice and sorted all my kit the night before
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
18 days
You mean the people that consistently run towards super stressful scenarios multiple times a day are the most stressed? Colour. Me. Shooketh
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
6 months
@DonnchadhaD If an officer is getting filled in on the floor I’d expect you to step in. Some of the comments that they don’t want to put people off calling 999 in the future make my stomach turn.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
I’ve got in early. I’m all ready. I’m Not like the other police officers. Very demure.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
11 days
Me on the old shift pattern doing 4 nights every other week.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
Hats off to these Officers. Fighting someone in an enclosed space with a knife makes my palms sweaty just thinking about it. When are we going to admit sending unarmed officers to knife calls is unsustainable? I’m tired of my colleagues getting hurt or nearly hurt.
@NorthantsPolice
Northants Police
3 months
On March 8, two of our Response officers were violently attacked by a knife-wielding man when responding to a report of a serious assault. Their attacker has just been jailed for six years, and with their permission we have released BWV of the incident. Viewer caution advised.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
30 days
Women play such an important role and modern policing, IRV Drivers, Segeants, detective sergeants, Level 2, Level 1, Taser Officere, Polsa and so much more. This’ll sadly trigger some accounts on here but hey. I don’t care. Were one big blue family.
@TheAttagirls
The Attagirls
1 month
Woman of the Day police officer Lilian Wyles born OTD 1885 in Lincolnshire, the first woman member of the CID in the Metropolitan Police and one of the first women officers to take statements directly from women and juvenile victims of assault. You have no idea how groundbreaking
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
5 months
ABD is a real thing. I don’t care what anyone says. I’ve seen one man throw multiple PCs through the air when experiencing ABD.
@Wiggett_IE
Ian Wiggett
5 months
Police barred from blaming restraint deaths on ‘excited delirium’
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
26 days
I know this a joke but without this level of tape you’d still have people be like “my 99 year old nan is just there, look you can see her waving, just let me cross”. No. It’s. A. Crime. Scene.
@obbsie
Chris Hobbs
26 days
This is the work of the 'Tapemaster' who was seen applying his skills earlier. A sergeant who doesn't tolerate anyone interfering with his craft
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
I’ve mentioned Met and being able to summon 3000 cops on demand. Once, I was on foot patrol, it just so happened to be the jubilee. Whilst on patrol I accepted a call to a sus package, nothing out of the ordinary. Except it was on the boundary of the jubilee footprint. Uh oh🧵
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
I honestly cannot recommend going on a ride along enough. Do it on a Saturday bank holiday night shift and see how short a response team is and see how many I grades are falling from the sky unanswered. On bank holiday Friday we covered our sector with under 10 cops.
@BettyBoochichi2
BettyBoo
4 months
A woman says she has gained a better understanding of her partner's job as a Police Officer after going on patrol as part of a new initiative. Chelsea Walker was one of more than 100 people to apply to take part in Nottinghamshire Police's Public Observation Scheme. The
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
Me physically at age 28 after being in the job 3 years.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
I’d rather complain about being in full kit, carrying my NATO on my belt than have to run to get kitted up and retrieve my NATO. Level 2 serials as a standard should be kitted with NATOs on belt. It doesn’t look violent, it doesn’t look oppressive.
@MPFed
Metropolitan Police Federation
4 months
Horrific and unacceptable injuries to our colleagues. We wish them well. Police officers should be going home at the end of their shifts. Not to hospital.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
Within the blink of an eye, I have TSG, Level 2 serials, Level 3 serials, Response team, ARVs, Traffic, NPAS. In a short orderly fashion we were able to clear the area and deal with the situation. Now if this had happened in a smaller force, could they call on such resources?
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
23 days
@NPC14 If you refuse entry to a section 17 your door is coming off the hinges.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
😭😭😭
@malaiseofmatt
matt 🦍
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
5 months
Don’t think I’ve ever been this disillusioned with the job and the CJS, specially Magistrates. Assault on emergency worker literally doesn’t matter.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
@redhairedcop Whoever removed it needs to take a long look at themselves….. 🥁
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
Every Level 2 Officer across the Met today.
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@JamJarOppo
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30 days
Just got my Oasis ticket.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
*Insert Met officers being twerked at meme*
@Brick_Cop
Brick Cop©️
1 month
Public Order Cops across #London right now…😂 #ThinBlueLine #NottingHillCarnival 🚨
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
What a busy week. ✅ Public Order Policing ✅Plain Clothes Policing ✅Proactive uniformed patrols. ✅Bring wanted offenders to justice. ✅Hurty feet
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
6 months
I’m not going to share the footage but I can see clearly in the video the suspect was wearing a puffer jacket. I would not feel confident challenging him even with a Taser +2 spare cartridges. Now imagine being an officer with a stick and spicy spray. Paints a picture.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
I’ve gone up to it, done the Met thing, racked my baton and prodded it. Oh it had wires coming out of it. Hello yes, control, this is very much suspicious. No we don’t have enough cops to clear the area it’s T square, there’s 8,000 people here and 5 of us. No problem says GT
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
There’s a lot of negavity stemming from reports. Just remember it doesn’t reflect you personally. Be it Response, bringing the big blue noise, CSU sending a domestic abuser to prison, a PSU holding the line, Foot patrol providing reassurance. You are smashing it!
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
13 days
Me at the start of the shift Vs Me after scoffing the extra large kebab with burger sauce running to a urgent assistance.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
My thoughts are with the victims, family and emergency services on scene in Southport
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
6 months
I just to praise the Inspector from Australia. I think it’s hard to comprehend having the mental calmness to be on scene, hearing , women, children screaming. Seeing the attacker, drawing her side arm,having the adrenaline pumping in her veins. Then dispatching the attacker.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
Not everywhere is London where you can get on the Horn to GT and have 3000 cops slam at your feet. Also there really aren’t as many cops as people think. It’s an illusion which fumbles in situations like this.
@Brownie89
David Brown
2 months
One is at a football ground One isn’t… Spot the difference: West Yorkshire Police Edition
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
We don’t have enough cops on the street as it’s. This will 10x the amount of constants and make response team effectively dead in the water.
@gmhales
Gavin Hales
2 months
Re the recommendations' implications, I wonder if this will be most significant: "[Baird] also called for an end to strip-searching for “welfare” reasons, instead moving to a system of observations for those who have indicated they may harm themselves."
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
Normally after a night shift I rush home to get some sleep but today I thought I’d grab a coffee, grab a bench and just take in the scenery with few people around, which is normally hard in London #TreeClub
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
@999Volunteer_ ✅Dishonestly ✅ Appropriates ✅ Property ✅ Belonging to another ✅ With intention to permanently deprive .
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
5 months
✅enclosed Space ✅Don’t know what he’s got on him. ✅ Keeps reaching for his waistband/front ✅It’s distraction strike time. ❌❌Don’t Want to get stabbed❌❌
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
Met a friend who’s not job for brekky, haven’t seen him for years. Jam “Yeah sometimes we can be ordered to stay at work when it hits the fan” Friend “Can’t you just tell your boss you you need to go” Jam “um no” Friend “I’d just go” 😭😭😭😭🫠🫠🫠
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
22 Officers and 3 Police Dogs injured? Unacceptable.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
28 days
People are asking what would this solve? Well. Let. Me. Tell. You. I work primarily NTE, a lot of phone snatches happen in the NTE, these are primarily young lads ballied up on street corners in groups, they don’t fit with the NTE dress. You see them on cctv, you see them /1
@ConstableChaos
Constable Chaos
28 days
Interesting move ... I guess the big question is should we do similar over here ? ...
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
Went for a walk in the country side #Treeclub
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
Driving out of the nick at the start of night duty.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
Walking out the nick into rest days.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
6 months
Number of times I’ve used my baton as its intended : 0 Number of times I’ve used my baton to poke and wiggle a suspect package: ♾️
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
23 days
Great thread. The vibe I get from this video is, you are sat in the writing room doing admin, suddenly you hear the dredded ping that is the emer-activation. The writing room collectively sprints to thecars in the yard and you suddenly have 5-10 cars screaming out of the yard.
@TomGaymor
Tom Gaymor 🎙️
24 days
Yesterday I went out with @MPSBrent Emergency Response officers on a ride a long. The scheme is open to everyone and is the most powerful learning experience. I always leave overwhelmed by what I have seen and learnt. It is almost impossible to put into words those 8+ hours.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
BBQ time
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
12 days
These blue lights? They understood the assignment. That arrest enquiry? Ate and left no crumbs. Field Jacket? Very demure Very Cutesy Very Mindfull. Red Dot challenge? Rizzzzzzz
See how we're not in a cell? Very mindful. Very cutesy. Very demure. Look at these handcuffs. Slay 💁🏼‍♂️. Custody food ate and left no crumbs. 🤌🏻 Chasing swans give me life. No cap. (I ran out of things! 🤣)
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
17 days
My feet. My poor feet.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
My view today whilst on a walk.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
@gmhales Officers are human. Removing the ability to represent a charity supports families with of fallen officers is just a symptom of death by a thousand cuts, taking ‘unsafe’ mirrors out of locker rooms, saying you can’t wear a patch because someone.. might get upset.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
Just to add to this, kids totally hear more than we think. I remember a troubling week at work, decided to vent to the missus, unknown to me my daughter heard everything. Hard to take when your 5 year old walks in and asks what being stabbed is.
@MelSimmonds3
Chief Inspector Melanie Simmonds
2 months
Also be mindful kids see/hear more than we realise and much on the news is downbeat. I have the live news playing fairly constantly and remember my 15 yr old coming down and asking me to turn it off. When I queried why she said “I just can’t hear any more of this bad stuff mum”.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
Crown servant. I serve the Crown. We keep the King’s peace.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 sorry I’d rather walk in full PSU kit to my deployment than be seen in this.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
Rapidly completing my lasso NCALT as we speak boys and then I’ll be travelling on the I.
@ReasonableCop
ReasonableCop
4 months
It always surprises me just exactly what resources the public believe are available to police However I will admit I don’t know how accessible tranquilliser darts are for police. And I saw some cops suggesting them Am I missing something? Do ARVs carry tranquilliser darts now?
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
@hines_stephen Impossible. In the mean time I have to worry about a cow stomping on a vulnerable member of the public or it causing thousands of pounds worth of damage. The only thing I’m realistically is getting is ARV to despatch it.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
6 months
If I’m stood in the street telling you evacuate whilst my colleagues hastily put up cordon tape and your reaction is to whip out your phone in my face and start arguing with me then don’t be surprised when I use choice words.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
Across the nation Level 2 PSU officers let out a collective sigh and looked for their best cotton pajamas.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
6 months
Yeah. Nah. If it’s cold and I’m on foot I’m getting a tea to keep me warm and energised. If Becky wants to come for a ride along though to see what it’s like. She’s more than welcome.
@ArgyleBecky
Becky Argyle
6 months
I can’t be the only person who thinks it is highly unprofessional for a policeman to be drinking coffee on the street whilst he is working and policing an event.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
As my probation ends I’m looking at my options. 👀🐎
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
NPAS, man, you don’t need to apologise for making noise. We literally BRING the noise. It’s our whole shabang.
@NPASLondon
NPAS London
3 months
Currently over Holland Park area dealing with a high risk incident. Apologies for the noise disturbance but I can confirm our attendance is absolutely necessary. There is no risk to any members of the public.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
@StephenRhB I’m not saying this is what happened but if someone reached for my side arm. I’d make it so they couldn’t grab my side arm.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
5 months
“Why wasn’t he just taken down” Say it together now. Sending unarmed cops to bladed weapons jobs is dangerous and wrong. Maybe you fancy tackling him with Pava and a baton? Recruitment is open, Tracy.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
6 months
In line with funny comments like @CrimeGirI often posts 4 years ago. Officer - “What were you carrying?” Not-Liam “A knife Officer - “what were your intentions with the knife?” Not-Liam “To stab him with it”. Officer -“uhhh do you have any else you would like to add”
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
View from the office. Another day policing the Metropolis.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
Me sending my monthly email to the MO6 (Public Order) SPOC asking when the next rapid entry course is.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
The other day I drew and armed my Taser at man threatening people in the street with an offensive weapon. What that meant for me is I could create distance. I could de-escalate through verbal stunning or if I needed to deploy. One in custody, no injuries to him,officer or pub.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
I joked about being sent on the I to another part of the country but I see… it’s now reality.
@PCWibble
Wibble 🇺🇦
2 months
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
@Its_Just_Darren My MG3 wouldn’t generate and their response was “just create the whole case from scratch, nothing we can do”. How about I jump out the nearest window?
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
Just want you all to know as the professional I am I struggle everyday to not use this as my go to pen. ✅Won’t go missing. ✅stands out. ✅Fun.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
30 days
Might as well give it a read I guess.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
Good luck to everyone tomorrow. Kitted. Not kitted. Stay safe. It’ll big one. Not for me however. Movie day it is
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
6 months
Public Order refresher this week. Positives- ✅ - It’s Fun ✅- Good to refresh tactics. ✅- It’s supposed to be raining the days I’m doing it. ✅- 100 points for hitting the Boss with a brick. Negatives- ❌- Long shields ❌- Shield runs.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
5 months
SERCO? Making Custody decisions? Mate they can’t drive into the yard without crashing in the gate or the wall 😂😭😭😭
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
Judging by the carriers screaming past my house in convoy the lads/ladies of Londons PSU are busy?!
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
It’s amazing how one day you can all nights and function with 1 hour sleep. Then one day you wake up and suddenly need 7 hours with 20 minutes to boot up in the morning.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
A somber message. If think someone is drink driving. Report it. If you see someone drink driving. Call 999 immedialty. If you smell alcohol on someone who’s just got in a car and is driving off. Call 999 immediatly.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
26 days
I’m not like the other criminals calling the judge ‘my G’. I call him your ‘your majesty’ very polite, very demure.
@amy_e_walker
Amy Walker
27 days
You join me at Manchester Crown Court where a defendant, in response to being identified over videolink, called a judge: "Your Majesty". A perplexed looking clerk looked to said judge who simply replied: "That's a first."
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
@comms_sherlock It says it happened in front of police whilst they were present. There is literally no way someone doesn’t get arrested in that scenario. Suspect on scene. Witness willing? It’s very peculiar. As an investigator, I remain as always, skepitcal.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
Absolutely melted today in normal kit. Think I’d actually just collapse in full level 2 garb.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
Is it the lack of Officers on the street? 2 IRVs covering 750,000 people? Morale collapsed into the floor? Officers getting openly attacked weekly? No no we need to destroy the mirrors.
@redhairedcop
red head cop 💙
4 months
Would appear we can’t even have a mirror in the female locker room now… is it me or do we have bigger problems than a mirror? We are so dehumanised.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
Please be aware that currently policing
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
7 months
@DraigCop This is unacceptable abuse of the app.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
Taking drink drivers off of the road is the best feeling in the world. Having dealt with the outcomes a fatal drink drive RTC. Don’t cry in custody because you say you wil lose your job without your licence. Don’t.
@SkyNews
Sky News
3 months
Doctors are calling for the drink-drive limit to be reduced to the equivalent of a small glass of wine or beer. Read more 🔗
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
6 months
@CrimeGirI I refuse to believe this is real 😂😂😭😭😭😭
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
No. I don’t think I will. If an arrest is necessary I will be bringing them in and if the risk they pose is such I will push for remand. I’m not carrying that risk.
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
4 months
Police urged to consider making fewer arrests
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
@PC_Angry “Can you please re-deploy to Leeds on the I”
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
Shoutout to this man. Get your First Aid refeshers in. You’ll never know when you will need it.
@RichPreston
Rich Preston
3 months
I spent 45 minutes doing CPR on a neighbour this morning. Sadly, they didn't make it. And this tweet isn't about me or the neighbour - it's my regular encouragement to please, if it's not something you've done before, considering learning CPR 🧵 @GoodSamApp @Ldn_Ambulance
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
@PC_Angry Met arriving in the background as Bronze looks on.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
5 months
Everyone on Twitter is like yeah those police horses look cute, I want to pet them. No. They tried to eat my warrant card people, more than once. Also one dribbled on my shoulder once. Don’t trust em.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
30 days
Missus just asked if I want to the local Carnival but phrased it as “want to go to carnival tonight?”
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
3 months
@MrsRatters “A girl get back” some of the lasses on my team go harder than the lads and are often the first towards the danger. What a backwards way of thinking that poster has.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
2 months
A/L is going well. That’s three days at the beach bobbing around in the sea. Thinking of you all melting into your MetVests… or maybe not.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
To the group of teenagers today that were shocked to see me and oppo blasting this song. One day, you will live to be this uncool.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
4 months
@__theskipper__ “Sorry we didn’t arrest the knifemen because we saw there were no prison cells available”
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
29 days
Me. A huge nerd. With spooky season rapidly approaching and a new found interest fighting the urge to build a Galadriel costume for Halloween. Why a warrior Queen you ask? This a daughter at age 6 who’s decided she wants to do PSU when she’s older.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
15 days
I can now confirm. I did in fact make @lageraficionado run quite a distance on his shift before doing half marathon. Sorry not sorry.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
@comms_sherlock I’m really suspicious of this incident. The fact the CCTV has randomly appeared on Twitter. The victim says police on scene didn’t arrest? I find it very very hard to believe a clear assault on cctv was dropped unless the victim was unwilling.
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@JamJarOppo
Jam Jar Operator
1 month
Brand new probationer on the team. See him rummaging through his pag in a frantic manner. “What are you looking for? You alright?” Dead Pan: “My 13th reason”. Only just got up the floor from that reason.
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