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Hired henchman of the ruling aristocracy. Satire. ░C░A░R░T░O░O░N░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
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It may sound a little pathetic, but I was quite upset when the Queen died. So I was also upset to learn that the king has been diagnosed with cancer. Get well soon sir, God save the King
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A girl on my team was in court today as she was the victim of a racially aggravated POA/assault. £4 compo. Her parking at the court cost £8 😂
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@AuschwitzMuseum
Because of this account I discovered Pilecki, I read a biography about him and I see the Holocaust in a much more intimate and harrowing light. Pilecki should have enjoyed retirement in a grateful nation, but he was murdered by a regime just as despotic and corrupt as the nazis
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And you all laughed at CPNs... Look where they lead!
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@russophileLs
The reason those kids are able to eat in McDonalds in Kyiv is because other young Ukrainians sacrificed their lives to defend the capital from the Russian invasion
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I'd rather strip search a kid in the pursuit of a knife, then do CPR on a dead kid and have to tell their parents
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We also got sick of being stabbed and run over. Wearing hobnail boots and a cape aren't practical
The clearest example of this is the police, where uniform changes have made them look like a gaggle of clowns and corresponded with a decline in public confidence
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Introducing the all new Roads Policing officer: PC Neville Jobsworth inaction figure! He's says two great phrases; "Driving is a privilege-not a right" and "If I let you off, I'd have to let everyone off". Get yours before the pursuit is cancelled! *DISCRETION NOT INCLUDED
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"tonight Matthew, I'm going to be:
A 30 year experienced SIO in missing persons enquiries with a dabbling of forensic psychology and canine behaviour specialist"
#Lancashirepolice
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To pursue or not to pursue?
We’ve been gathering evidence of anti-social off-road biking in
@itvcalendar
region. We’ve seen footage like this, and found out some police forces have 2,000+ complaints a month. One force, out of thousands of incidents-only pursued TWO bikes. More on our late bulletin.
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In relation to stickergate, thousands of people brushed past me that day, the crowd was dense and impossible to maintain personal space. Anyone could have placed a sticker like this on my uniform without my knowledge
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We could maybe scrape together a couple of PSU (22 officers each) from all areas in a force in an hour or so. Spontaneous disorder hasn't been taken seriously for years now and we've always been shit at dealing with the most dangerous of all public order offences: riot
WATCH: Disorder continues in Harehills, Leeds after social services reportedly took children into care
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Have you done your new
@CollegeofPolice
approved 'cattle rustling' online learning package yet?
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Surely Oscar 1 or even duty silver should be suspended too? No, of course not. They only authorised these tactics
We have issued an update from Deputy Chief Constable Nev Kemp following the incident on Friday evening (14 June) when a cow was injured by a police car in Staines-upon-Thames. Full statement can be found on our website:
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Lovely bit of common law in action
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KARMA👊👊👊
An elderly man attacked in Keighley/Yorkshire...
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Absolutely textbook, this should be used as a training aid for stop and search. Excellent Comms by the officer, but this footage also shows the lengths we go to in order to comply with human rights/search legislation
I haven't done anything, I'm literally innocent" Guy
Gets arrested for drugs & and knife in Peterborough.
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Imagine spending years tracking, arresting, prosecuting, fighting every appeal of criminals (rapists, murders, violent people) to have Hannah hero try to prevent them leaving the county 🤨
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Just imagine your own Superintendent doing this when you go viral on the job... Incredible support
Great job by our officers. Of course the video doesn’t show the individual jumping the turnstile right in front of the officers and refusing multiple requests for identification. This type of lawlessness is exactly what New Yorkers are tired of in our transit system.
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Courtesy of rest days cancelled on insta. This video shows further indication that officers wouldn't know if stickers had been placed on their uniform especially on stabvest and heavy coats
#stickergate
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NX121 only has themselves to blame; they should have used the 'X NDM'
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I think this sort of piss poor victim treatment loses us more public support than bent officers do
The
@metpoliceuk
is an absolute joke. You have the man who took my stuff on cctv. I offered to give the officer the address that my AirTag was showing up at. You never called me back even after i called countless times with the information. And now you send me this.
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Excellent MOE 👌
Over 100 years of prison sentences...
70 gangs dismantled...
Drugs, cash and weapons seized...
...in just one year of Operation Apollo.
(1/3)
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This is what happens when you defang the police, demoralise them and tie them up with endless corporate legal red tape. Doing the right thing is too onerous due to the absolute lack of institutional moral support
I came to pay my respects to the Israeli Embassy. I was unable to get very far. Terrifying.
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Serving Met officers and staff have been recognised in His Majesty the King's New Year Honours for their achievements and service to policing.
Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley: "These awards are hugely deserved and very special - I hope that the recipients and their families and
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I looked like this lad when I joined. I don't get the criticism here? Young people join up?
Welcome Alfie and Noah to Kirklees District . New student officers as part of our Police Uplift programme .
#Policing
family
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Patsy absolutely milking the last few drops of fleeting fame. She's not as good without her backing band
I’ve only just got out of hospital for being in and out for a few days then I get stopped by police of course. This guy was nice but still always record, I ended up crying my eyes out. They had three come up to me and they kept inching towards me.
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Met firearms officers cleared of gross misconduct over South Wimbledon shooting
At a three-week hearing, two
@metpoliceuk
officers were alleged to have used force breaching police standards of professional behaviour for shooting a man in the back
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Quite frankly, I am both stunned and shocked that the
@policeconduct
would even consider this.
On a day where I would suggest they have far bigger issues! This is not the moment to be looking into police responding to an act of evil. Disgusting!
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Why are people taking this at face value? Satire is dead
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As well as driving ambulances and securing the boarders, the army are already a little busy...
#NursesStrike
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Around 10 years ago, I was working NTE on a wet Saturday night. I stood watching uninterested as the crowds shuffled past, desensitise to their boisterous and lairy behaviour. Every now and then a group get in your personal space, try to provoke a reaction but you want to get
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nature of the protest but I wasn't there to take sides. I realised that pandering to either camp doesn't matter as you're always going to upset someone. So I did my best to be impartial, polite and firm which coincidentally was how the met wanted to day policed
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DP at custody desk after being charged & bailed just loudly proclaimed that he never attends court. Custody Sgt remanded him till Monday. 😂
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We should save ourselves the trouble and just livestream incidents so the public can vote in real time
NEW: PC Jonathan Broadhead cleared of gross misconduct after firing a taser twice at ten year old girl who had threatened her mother with garden shears & hammer
@BBCLondonNews
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I don't know the gent involved in this or the background, but I wasn't happy with
@BTPLondon
asking for footage to be deleted? What power are we using in this scenario?
A bunch of 🇨🇳-waving Chinese, apparently from a 🇨🇳 TV broadcaster, told pianist Brendan Kavanagh — who regularly live-streams his performances on public pianos in public venues — to stop showing their faces in his live-streaming while he’s playing the piano in a shopping mall in
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#HappyValley
is by far the best BBC drama ever made. I could rant for hours about why it is significantly better than Line of Duty and other police dramas
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Credit where credit is due: Corp comms have been top notch today
We get asked what we’re doing to follow up on incidents from last week.❔
While today’s march was forming up, officers spotted a man who was wanted for being abusive in Parliament Square after last weekend’s protest.
He was arrested for a public order offence & is now in custody.
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Life imitates life
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We're proud to announce that our CEO, Chief Constable Andy Marsh, has received a knighthood for services to policing in the King's Birthday Honours list.
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The old guard of
@PFEW_HQ
react to the tribunal's ruling:
PFEW is taking the Employment Tribunal’s judgment of the police pension discrimination claim very seriously.
We will afford it a thorough review and the National Board and National Council have initiated the process today.
Read the full statement here.
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Have you ever wondered what's going inside your local industrial estate's regional police shack? Well wonder no more!
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I read an op order today, under the welfare section it stated
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'WELFARE
due to the nature of the deployment, expect an extended duty time'
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Nothing else was written in this section
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I switched off after half an hour into the speeches. There's only so many times you can hear the words 'empire' or 'colonial' and 'genocide'
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Like the high profile misper search by Lancspol, the absolute batshit crazy comments on this stuff is incredible. Wow
Detectives leading the hunt for Abdul Ezedi, wanted for a brutal attack on a mother and her children in
#Clapham
, believe his body has been recovered from the River Thames.
Listen to Commander Jon Savell’s update 👇
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Calling all amateurs detectives: have you seen a few episodes of Line of Duty? Are you completely unqualified? Then we need you to advise and pick apart every policing decision from the comfort of your own home! All you have to do is tweet your self-righteous opinions!
Hundreds of police officers have been involved in the search for missing Brian Blakeman from
#Skelmersdale
.
@LancsPolice
have given us an update, a week since he was last seen.
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We were told the phrase 'from the river to the sea' was racially agg PoA offence and that anyone chanting it should be arrested. The met were keen for us to deal with any other crime too like theft, assault ect
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The effort the met went to in order to identify hate crime (PoA) was equalled by the effort to avoid criminalising legitimate protest. The crowd was friendly, a lot of people thanked us for keeping them safe. Even though I morally disagreed with a lot of the slogans on banners,
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We've set up specific ops to target this behaviour and I'm proud to say we've contributed to a dramatic fall in stranger rapes on certain places since the op started
Approached by 20 men in two hours: The reality of being a woman alone at night
Full story:
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OFFICERS! STOP WRITING "POLICE HAVE BEEN ON PATROL, THEY HAVE BEEN FLAGGED DOWN BY MALE WHO HAS THEN TOLD THEM HE HAS NOTICED A FIGHT, THEY HAVE BEEN SEEN, HAS BEEN, HAS BEEN, HAASS BEEEENNN HASSS BBBEEEEN. JUST WRITE IN THE PAST TENSE!
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I always laugh entering met police stations, there's less security at fort Knox. They had a canteen! A lovely met Superintendent came round each aid PSU and thanked us for volunteering to work
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I follow a lot of police content creator accounts here and on insta, AI art really has ruined the point of what I do. My drawings take 5 to 6 hours, AI can replicate them in minutes and do it better. What a wonderful modern age we live in
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Hi CPS, can I have a CBO against a repeat offender?
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Hello?
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Anyone there?
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Fine I'll do it myself
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CPS here, no you have to rework all these prohibitions.
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Hi, Wibble here, the court granted it last month, thanks for replying though.
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Great recruitment advert here... I'm not excusing littering but who the hell in their right mind would join the police now?
An Inbetweener copper getting his arse handed to him by a member of the public for dropping litter 🤣🤣🤣
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The people holding them were pleasant enough though if a bit misguided. There were a lot of bewildered tourists who were concerned by the number of police between Parliament and Trafalgar Square.
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There wasn't an army of critic second guessing me, spouting uniformed nonsense endlessly or demanding I be sacked. Mistakes happen and we should learn from them. Unless your a copper it would seem
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The local media declared a Police 'manhunt' is under way after a recent burglary. If I on my lonesome constitute a 'manhunt' then I've also had numerous orgies
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When I read the criticism of the march the following day, it was extremely uninformed and the writers obviously weren't present. We were keen to demonstrate impartiality by proactively looking for PoA offences and also facilitating protest. Again I completely disagree with the
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