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The politicians income is Legalized plunder of taxes
Average monthly sitting allowance for every MCA in each county.
1. Busia 101,533/=
2. Mombasa 100,651/=
3. Migori 97,222/=
4. Homa Bay 93,923/=
5. Nyeri 79,453/=
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ID card waiting period - 7 days max.
ID charges - Zero.
ID renewal charges - Zero
ID expiry - No expiry period
"Anguka Nayo"
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This structure carried the whole of Nairobi for 3 decades buana ... Including concerts , na bridge ya 100M collapses on the first rainy season since construction ? 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
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I am at a function somewhere , area Gavana has made a late entrance , MC akasema watu wasimame kwa heshima , umati ikaambia MC ajiheshimu , hizo ni nini anasema 😂😂
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Hats off to the Greatest 1500M Women Champ ... The GOAT ! ... Faith Kipyegon ... 🇰🇪🇰🇪
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I board a Mombasa bound Bus ... Dereva has taken off towards Westlands , Now we are past Uthiru at which point should the Mombasa bound passengers speak ? Naivasha , Nakuru , Kisumu ... Ama Busia Border ? 🤔
Fact: One term is 5 years. It's like an exam that takes 5 hours but you insist to mark after 1 hour then claim candidate has failed🤔🤔
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"Allow us to steal in peace even if our corruption is killing you"
Let us never take for granted the peace we enjoy in our country. We must not let narrow-minded parochial politics divide us as countrymen. The new Cabinet Secretaries should serve the people of Kenya with the utmost integrity, decorum, and, ultimately, RESPECT.
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When Nyakango asked questions , they arrested her and drove her all the way to Mombasa for court arraignment on some shady charge ya story za chama 😂... Her response ... she continues whistle blowing ... Not scared , not deterred ... That's the spirit of revolution
#RutoMustGo
Here's the clip with the Controller of Budget calling for an audit of funding received from the multilaterals, IMF & World Bank.
The Controller of Budget states that analysis by her office shows the interest attached to this financing, which is otherwise deemed concessional, is
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A "son of a nobody" dismantling structures that allowed him to be "somebody" so that no other "son of a nobody" will become a "somebody" it's a sad sight to watch
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Why are we allowing 1,000 or so Kenyans to ruin a country of 50M + citizens ?
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Ruto wants to scatter Kenyan youth all over Europe for this ?
#RejectfinanceBill2024
Serbian fans forcing a black man off the train in Germany yesterday. They also spat at him 🇷🇸
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A Kenyan delegation went for a benchmarking trip to Malaysia to study how they handle public health only to find that they were using policies borrowed from Kenya in the 70's 😂😂 ... That's what an incompetent kleptomaniac dictatorial regime can do to a country , stagnation
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Hon Ken Okoth the late 😟😟 ... Built this school in his first term while battling stage 4 Cancer , and 2 other schools , and you are arguing with grown ups on why you had no option than to elect the worst possible leaders ... Almost used a word on "the list" 😂
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We need an amendment in parliament ... People who have been rejected at the ballot should not be appointed to executive positions to serve the same people who rejected them
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Kalenjin politicians and Indian "business men" hii kombi ni lethal , collapsed the economy in early 90's we never recovered ... And now it's back.
SHIF is linked to Bliss which is linked to Nairobi west and is also linked to Adani .
This country is one big mess.
I wonder how they are all linked to Clinker man.
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Evans Chebet Boston and New York Marathon winner did the post race interview in Ki Swahili , vile inafaa ...
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When your Partner tells you he/she cheated on you, I know there's a temptation to ask, "with who?". Resist it. Instead ask, "with whom?". Speak good English no matter the circumstances. 😁
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On the vetting of Chirchir
Mbadi concluded "let's give Ruto his skunk" .... The smell is cutting across the Nation
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I remember when he told Kenyans stranded in China during Corvid sleeping on the streets because landlords were evicting them , that a plane is not a bus , that can just be sent Fwaaaah to evacuate them ... Saa hizo wametuma a plane with flowers to UK to cheer up UK nurses 😅
Sometimes one arrives home from an international trip, say from Dubai, and one looks out the window of the plane at the depressing &chaotic urban sprawl and then get into the makeshift warehouse that is the terminal & one just wanna weep. It’s like we are still in the Stone Age.
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@Shad_khalif
I was so amused with the commentary they praised the American all through , even when she was falling off in the last 4 K , they were still praising her sprint finish , she can pull a surprise.. Bla, bla,bla ... Kumbe Kenyans walikuwa gear 4 😂😂 ,wakaweka gear 5 in the last 2k
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I like the way she pivoted to give our heavy hearts a breather .... Nikama soul mates wangu wote wako Uganda 🥹
#RutoMustGo
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Do you guys get panic attacks ata kidogo tu knowing apart from the quest for wealth, Nabii really doesn't know what he is doing and our education system is one of the main casualties about to waste a generation in a system even GoK does not know what to expect 1 year in advance
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Yesterday when i saw guys happily interacting with bungei my stomach turned ... Nilijua tu by the end of the day he will have given orders for people to die.
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The Saba Saba demos were brutal , those parents of ours were hunted door to door after demos , they resisted Moi , many were maimed and killed ,that's why we are able to resist Ruto ... Let's not re-write history ...Resistance has been there from the 60's ...Someni history pliz
Maybe this is the generation that will occupy state house? We only need to mobilize 200,000 of us young people? Our parents and all the old generation are cowards who only taught us fear and submission. The reality is that change wont come through the ballot.
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Children die in a hospital in Wajir , a County that gets 10B plus county allocation because of lack of water and electricity for 4 days ... Kwani generator ni pesa ngapi ? Should the Wajir governor still be in office as we speak ? .. corruption means death for the masses
Tabu ya hospitali ya Wajir
Hospitali ya Wajir yakosa maji na umeme na kusitisha huduma. Inadaiwa watoto wamefariki hospitalini Wajir kutokana na hali hiyo
Usimamizi wa hospitali wasema ukosefu wa umeme umekuwepo. Maabara ya Wajir imefungwa kwa kukosa kemikali za vipimo vya afya
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You are giving waivers to silicon valley billionaires , at home unaambia the most vulnerable "There is nothing I can do for you" , So hizi IMF conditions are only targeted at the "poor native masses" ?
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@Guevara_KE
There are no two sides to the story ... There were two independent events , two distinct stories ... The accident .... And the attack ... The accident victim should recieve full treatment .... The attackers should face the full force of the law ... Let's not mix issues
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If vandalizing the SGR is treasonous , pray do tell ... What do we do with those who have vandalized the economy , destroyed livelihoods and caused avoidable deaths ? 🤔🤔🤔
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We have sadists running education in this country ... How do you make kids close schools on 23rd ? Considering some are in boarding schools , and it's not like they have not thought of the logistics nightmare leave alone the exhaustion after a year of compressed learning
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“Unlike the stomach, the brain does not alert you when empty”- African Proverb
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1/2. Sunil Shah ,founder United Millers has a message for the Jo Kisumo (Nyanza) The region is a sleeping giant,with a huge consumer population and resources but with low entrepreneur ventures ... Worth listening to ... Gov. Nyongo was present
🔗
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😂😂😂 and the Minister of Finance then is a Chief Minister today considered a "safe pair of hands" ... Kenya ni nchi ya ajaabu
From the Aljazera interview, here are the details of Brother Pattni and the Goldenberg scandal:
"He almost put Kenya into liquidation. That's How big he is"
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Once you vote and your candidate wins , hold them accountable ... It's a waste of your time and energy defending them when they don't deliver and make decisions that increases the difficulty in your life ... Sawa ?
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The main cause of depression among medics working in public hospitals arise from the working conditions ,imagine a situation where you know 💯 ... you could save a life , a limb ... Give comfort but there is no basic equipment or medicine available , and are rendered helpless
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The demolitions are not haphazard , Nabii wants to alter Nairobi demographics ... Hii muta catch up nayo 2032 ... The way it has taken 7 years to catch up on the systematic dismantling of our education system for the masses that we started pointing out in 2017.
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Even for an evil , narcissist , insecure man filled with imposter syndrome and a guilt conscience that weighs heavy for all his transgressions , today he hit a new low ... He must live a sorry miserable insecure life
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Wale walami wa Sheldrick Wildlife Trust utoa elephant orphans wapi ? ... Yet we know how responsible and protective parents elephants are ... Where are the parents? Na wasiseme ni dead beat 😎
A family of elephants see a lion and form a circle to protect their children
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Among silly things my generation has done,probably the hardest to explain to future generations is that people voted for Jubilee expecting more, Yani we saw some redeeming quality in two dudes who had never held a real job a day in their lives and gave them a T Kshs economy 😂😂
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Enjoy Friday before Nabii introduces Friday tax or being alive tax 😎
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I knew Tupac was a great rapper untill I listened to his interviews ... He was a great Person
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Ruto played the KDF card prematurely ... The goons are a desperation card ... We need to find a way to navigate this ... Collaborate with biz owners , they know the goons are not part of the protest.
If we give in .... Wueh! Itakuwa ngori sana.
#RutoMustGo
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Nabii selected the worst cabinet since 1963 ... for 2027 re-election bid ... In the belief he can run the country single handedly for 5 years ... Imagine trying to pick Jumwa and Linturi's brains for strategic solutions ... Sema kujiamini 😂
President Ruto kept busy fighting fires from one emergency to next
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A Governor visiting Garbage sites and making road side declarations for Cameras should worry you … There is most likely no strategic plan
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The next time you go to vote , ask yourself if the candidate you are voting for can sell you , your children , his children and our future generations for the right price ... We are entering a dangerous phase of Neo Colonialism and Imperialism ... Empire is on panic mode
Habari ndio hiyo…
What is Bill Gates’ interest in this?
What happened to Huduma Number?
I hope Kenyans won’t take this lying down.
@Wordslinger__
@DoItBetty
@catherine_amayi
@njokingumi
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@IfMarys
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One of the reasons Gaddafi was assassinated by US and France was because of a proposal to have an African bank and he was willing to put up a substantial amount towards the funding
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@US_China_Menu
The same day Russia invaded Ukraine ... US carried out air strikes on Somalia ... And US n British bombs were raining on Yemen 🙇🏾♂️🙇🏾♂️
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In Kenya you can be in court as an accused person and still get cleared by all "agencies" to run for elections , Chapter 6 is just a suggestion ? ... Nchi ya ajaabu kweli
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This message of wisdom is particularly meant for men over 30 with their drinking buddies , boys club or investment group ... Dial a Luo near you for intapreteson 😁😁
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Giving foreigners and expats VVIP treatment that can only be accessed by "the 3%" of the population is not the flex people think it is
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Murkmen is like a kid in an "eat all you can candy shop" 😂
Kiatu 131k
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The IMF is concerned about how much money GoK spends on provision of clean water , subsidising education and healthcare etc but is not concerned about corruption and the wastage by Politicians on salaries and perks , yet "Reduction of wealth disparity" is one of its goals 🤔🤔
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Kenyans are generally treated badly not only in Tanzania but the entire region , our neighbors are aware of GoK contemptuous posture towards it's citizens , GoK don't protest or retaliate , be it truckers killed in S.Sudan, fishermen on the lake , or denial of work permit
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What amuses me is the way Nabii is disconnected to the "people"/sovereign he refers to us like we are employees and he is doing us a favour to live in this country and our views and opinions do not matter
" I will do the right thing regardless of the names people call me, Including Zakayo," President Ruto.
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You want to export labor , you make it difficult for people to leave ... You want diaspora to invest in the country , but categorise their children as aliens ... You told us you don't drink , kindly tell us what you smoke ? 🙇🏾♂️
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If Corvid originated in Africa , the world would have locked us down , we would probably have no vaccines.... Tuambiane ukweli , the more things change , the more they remain the same , Africa will have to look internally for collaboration , integration and homegrown solutions
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Social media ... A young man who has not even built a Simba and "chases sleep" while upcountry , can attack an industrialist who has built a state of the art , second largest brewery in the country ... And tag her .... Maaajabu 🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️😂😂
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Omtata is the second person to raise the issue of treasury keeping two parallel books of account, Wanjigi also raised it backed with figures (interview available on Spice FM) ... Hawa jamaa wa Jubilee now Jubilee3.0 ni wezi tupu and hospital, schools have no money!
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Young people do not have 7k to use use on something they don't need , better advice is for young people and Kenyans to demand for better service from immigration , Bitok and his people are paid hefty salaries they must deliver ,a passport delaying for 1 year + is not acceptable
Quick advice to young people: Apply for a passport when you don’t need it/when you don’t have any upcoming trip because Nyayo house will cost you that opportunity when you urgently need the passport.
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Stamp duty charge exemption of more than Sh350 million for NIC CBA merger , bail out of KP and KQ to benefit private investors in the two firms,at a projected cost of Kshs 36B,but subsidized public university tuition is where we want to draw the line 😅😅
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If you run a school like a military camp , why be surprised if the students become militant ?
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The reason I don't join manufactured rage bandwagons is because you are likely to miss the important things , we don't have baby vaccines in hospitals and here super CS is using WEF talking points of population explosion ...
Felix Koskei: Africa is exceedingly threatened by the rapidly rising human population.
#KBCniYetu
^DB
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The thing about Nabii is that he is cruel in his quest to overtake Dangote billions , your cries mean nothing to him, and as long as his people like Bitok at immigration and Kiptoo at Epra "delivers" to him he does not care what cruelty they unleash on the public
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Public Universities are closing down,Educationists are on a coalition path with teenagers,We have a curriculum that no one understands,it's assessment , transition and structure ... Folks education in Kenya is collapsing, seems we are too busy surviving to do anything about it
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@Tabbykanyungu
Your first two sentences had a solid point , the last one nullified the point ... It's not a competition , kids do well in conducive environments irregardless ... Hehe
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People wondering why the Gavana is moving with speed to convert agricultural land into mega projects 🤔🤔 ... Hii ni Kenya buana ... Agriculture feeds the masses , Mega projects feeds dollar millionaire tenderpreneurs whom we elected to make decisions 😅😅
Governor Kimani Wamatangi positive that land ceded by Delmonte will boost the housing project in the proposed Thika industrial smart city.
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The correct headline : Poor Parents in Kenya to be arrested and charged for the crime of poverty" then what ? .... Everyone in UDA is mad!
Parents face arrest if found with school going children at home
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@SteveChegge
Most truck drivers are good , but more importantly keep good distance if you want to overtake a truck , it gives you better visibility on the road ahead ... And only overtake based on what you can see with your own eyes even when assisted
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US Senator predicting the invasion if US and NATO don't change course of NATO expansion ... 1/3
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For every challenge Kip creates a "body" ... Alafu he appoints shareholders ... "The GOAT of do not let a crisis go to waste " 😂
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Some truth on Sunday , majority of those who voted do not understand the implications of Nabii being a proper uncle Sam stooge , the bigger picture is lost right from the education system and beyond , replicate these conditions across Africa ... We are even giving "them" land 🤔
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Sakaja and his peeps in parliament approved executive spending and now he tells us we should lower taxes , so that we pay China loans with Bananas
“We must lower taxes to kenyans as they are suffering,” Nairobi Senator, Johnson Sakaja
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This guy was exposed as a con in a public forum juzi tu, lakini media bado wana insist
@KTNNewsKE
kuweni serious 😂
Prolonged drought is one of the prayer items at the ongoing National Solemn Assembly at the Nyayo National Stadium
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At the end of the extended clip , he asks why the government can be accountable to IMF but they cannot tell us how the Presidency consumed 10B in 7 months ... And concludes "GoK is packed with colonial clerks" ... He gets it!
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@Honeyfarsafi
What role did Mchanga play ? Who in particular authorized payment without your verification in Mchanga ?
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An African force supported by US, French and Belgium military intervening in a mineral rich African country ... What could go wrong ? 🤔🤔
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Malawian Soldiers have directed that no one should interfere with protests that are currently going on in that country.
The soldiers have warned the Police that whoever will be found brutalizing citizens for registering their displeasure will be dealt with sternly.
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@bonifacemwangi
@IG_NPS
@DCI_Kenya
@NPSOfficial_KE
@OSereni
this happened at your establishment ? It means patrons can be attacked for several minutes car damaged without your staff and security intervention ? Ama regulars can do anything they want including assault ?
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Kenya nikama Utopia , older estates built kitaambo and have had minimal interference are coping better than new developments , logic dictates that the newer places benefitted from advanced knowledge , advanced technology , but clearly knowledge is no match for greed and ujinga
@SpryVoice
‘97 was heavy but the water eventually found outlets. ‘24 the water is struggling to find where to go.
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I did not think in my wildest dreams Zakayo would be this daring ... Instead of stealing kama za NHIF , they have moved the whole fund to private companies , so we are paying taxes to private companies? if claims manager Kip discriminates non shareholders there is no recourse 😂
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2022 is the year kids in grade 6 will pick career paths and graduate into junior high schools that GoK is building in Viusasa ... Parents "Ni mzuri implementation ndio mbaya" sindio ? kindly note , we will see bad things infront here , BTW GoK does not care about what happens
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I have seen a very disturbing video of some boda riders attacking a female driver on Forest Road , their faces have been captured clearly ... This is an arrest I look forward to reading about from the
@DCI_Kenya
handle , they need to be in Kamiti ASAP
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@Godie_Njagi
@Dr_OluochWalter
It sounds cliché but investing in memorable moments gives more lasting satisfaction and fulfillment than investing in material things, Capitalism has promoted a culture of consumerism , created needs that "don't exist" to become necessities of life ...
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Baby class and PP1 should be abolished ASAP ... Let the babies sleep untill the sleep ends on its own 😎
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Hon. Florence Jematia Baringo County Women Rep ... Former EALA MP .... There was thunder , lightning and earthquake the day she was born 😅😅
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The guys who will buy houses built on public land then sold through private developers should hope Nabii will be an eternal president.
NYAMWAMU: Ruto is lying about the affordable housing project and Kenyans are allowing him to.
#TheSituationRoom
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