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JaMikeyMike

@JaMikeyMike

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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@samkbloch I love this, but I am also thinking of when LA did this 60 years ago and now paying the price in roots destroying all the roads.
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@JaMikeyMike
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2 months
@maxdubler People ask me why I don’t film more of My adventures. To do it right it just takes too much time and you start playing to the camera. I don’t think there is any easy way to do it. I’d totally film them if I had a crew lol!
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@samgreeenberg I say we start with the golf courses, then get rid of tennis courts and basketball courts, and strolling parks and koi ponds and bike lanes so everyone who likes things different than me must abide by my lifestyle
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@Noahpinion The guy who had a gas leak in his apartment and kept writing crazy notes to himself and thought it was his landlord and some redditor told him to get a carbon monoxide detector and saved his life.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 months
@CompletedStreet There was a cinderblock wall in an alley that separated us from a canal. Us kids slowely picked it apart and make it a secret enterence. I went back a few years ago and it hard been turned into a city gate/entry. I’m so proud of that fact.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
9 months
@the_transit_guy If this was Japan everyone e would be praising it.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
8 months
@FrailSkeleton Why is it when I was broke I ate mostly produce, eggs and chicken and all these people eat way more expensive McDonald’s meals.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@mnolangray Frederick law Olmsted Jr pushed to make the river a giant park system. Would have been the most extensive in the world.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@Brocklesnitch I am hoping for a free ride to space.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
5 months
@pushtheneedle Driving at 65 on a freeway when people are going 80 is more dangerous than going 80 unless in the far right… but Texans generally don’t respect passing lane.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@gmarkoff Wait till you find out have many errors humans make driving.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@realEstateTrent Guy that teaches people how to make $10,001 an hour. By the way I know a guy who makes $10,001 an hour and is booked solid. Anyone wanna guess his profession?
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
11 months
@AJAmmirabilis @shoe0nhead This isn’t honest rejection. This is so cruel and over the top that if I received it I’d probably laugh at knowing I dodged a hell of a bullet. This says way more about the sender than reciever.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@Boenau Everyone I know who gets an ebike stops using their cars for under 2 mile trips. Everywhere. Doesn’t matter infrastructure, doesn’t matter anything. It’s gonna be a revolution.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@mnolangray People see a full freeway and say freeways fail. People see a full train and say trains succeed; has always been a weird take to me. Freeways allow people to own houses further away from a city. I like trains and freeways.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
3 months
@the_transit_guy The epa was created at a time where stopping building was our best tool to solve environmental issues. It was the right thing to do. Those same laws not block us from using technology to solve environmental issues. We need a new system.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
6 months
@mnolangray It’s always been a respect, intentional thing for me. I try not to throw away food either even if it’s cheaper. It’s not a good mentality to ignore these things as it seeps over into the way you live life.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@jonsteinberg31 BREAKING NEWS: Billionaires pay shit ton of taxes and get nothing in return, so they move to a place where they pay less in taxes and get more in return! Full story at 10!
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@Noahpinion Okay because it turns out this isn’t as famous as I thought. It started off as a guy on the legal forum of Reddit asking about his rights as a tenant and what his landlord could do… just read it.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
9 months
@the_transit_guy So many problems would be fixed if we raised the penalties for bad driving and vehicular manslaughter. I’m about as pro car as they get, but it’s ridiculous. Also let’s make tests harder.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@DanielaGabor This person is basically why European countries keep falling behind. Really fun and funny read
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@Andrew_Gorden I live 18 miles from Santa Monica, It's 2pm. I live near union station. By car, it's 27 minutes. By rail which takes a similar route, it's 1 hour 34 mins. It's really hard to beat point-to-point transport. It's why NYC has the longest commute times in the USA.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@JustSomeRandoEh @ArturoProg5 @Hoont Canada has strict gun control? Everyone I know in Canada has a gun. They rank the 3rd highest gun ownership for a large country 7th overall per capita
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@CrosswalksLA @mnolangray Calling all street artists. Need a new movement. Street art that is functional and makes cities better!
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
3 months
@MyHaploidHeart @wanyeburkett Whenever someone is bothered by something small I automatically call them a coward to feel better about myself as well! Makes it so I can just shut down their complaint and feel like they suck!
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@blogrunner @MattZeitlin Sounds like you only eat at corporate profit centers. Maybe try to branch out and explore next time you travel.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
3 months
@mattyglesias Do you know a single person who would rather work in a sky scraper than basically an extension of a college campus??
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
4 months
@mnolangray LA is really just a bunch of mid sized towns surrounded by small towns
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
3 years
@_jfio @shaig Owners take on risk renters don’t
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@jonsteinberg31 San Francisco doesn’t suffer from lack of money. Honestly if they had less money they might have to take their issues seriously.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@maxdubler @DeTahmineh I love my cars I love this comment more
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@milarky_ Nah, europe just has this weird thing against spices and it’s why the immigrant places are so tasty. Curries and sauces are amazing. The flavors in Tokyo make American cuisine taste like American chai sine compared to most of Western Europe.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
5 months
@LauraGMitchell Something like a third of all people who live alone are over 80… makes me cry a little, scared a little too
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
10 months
@EnglishRail You are seeing houses abandoned throughout the United States. Just not where they were abandoned during the 50-80s
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@iq_phd @NoWarButPsyWar @samkbloch Palm trees are pretty shallow right?
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
8 months
@abettertake This thread is really weird. That being said if a kid says no to a hug you should respect that kids wishes. I had a real problem with touch as a kid and being forced to hug did not help it. I am @now very touchy feely but I believe unwanted hugs hurt my ability to enjoy touch
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@FuckCarsReddit @PanDallotta @DissectMedia People really do weird mental gymnastics to make their preferred lifestyle choices seem factual 0.o
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
6 months
@maxdubler My girlfriend and I were talking about this yesterday. There are 5 or so streets in LA that would be utterly world class if they were made pedestrian/bike friendly. Could you imagine Lincoln and sunset? Sunset would be from union to the sea. Instantly a tourist attraction.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
6 months
@dig_deeper1 I feel so called out!
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@rupertcheek @RawRicci415 @JoeBiden @VP @SpeakerPelosi @SenFeinstein @LondonBreed @SFPDChief That’s the point, the richest city in America, and all the citizens complain and think the government will fix it, instead of putting the work in. Cities that solve homelessness solve it with volunteers and people.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@TR3N10N @woiiboii @0ldman_logan I think he’d be the first to agree. People read lines and take different meanings from them, that’s great. I take issue with the OP because it seems like his take is THE take.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@mnolangray I don’t like sparkling water but the bathtub comment is strange to me. No one does bathrooms better than America and every shifty apartment I have ever lived in had a nicer tub than any other country I have ever been too. -btw I have a bidet and kettle.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@Supreme_Owl_FTW @RichardHanania Da fuq, American water is drinkable and when in Europe you often have to ask whether tap is drinkable, much of the east is not. I’ve never had ice cold water out of the tap in Europe -also this would be horrific for the plumbing
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@CarlOrkmansen This person is absolutely correct. At my 200plex in LA I was gonna rent out each unit for $1 a month. Instead I decided to keep 199 of them vacant and rent out the last one for a million dollars a month. Genius.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
4 months
@StatisticUrban I’d expect the richest place on earth to be filled with single family homes
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@JimBarrett About the same amount of people at a football game. Except they just spent 7 days on bikes, and turn their cars off in line. If everyone lived the way burners do during the event their would be no global warming.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@catholicpat I was flagged for a giant bag of melted gummy bears, they looked at them and let me through. I’m pretty sure I found a loophole if I wanna create massive destruction
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@Noahpinion @mepsmith Please let us have a state called oceana!!!
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@drvolts I just keep rereading this because of how funny it is.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
11 months
@animalologist It’s more complex and a real thing. If trivial truths are causing blowups from your partner you begin to walk on eggshells. If you’re partner is telling you he/she feels like they are walking on egg shells you should take this serious. Their feeling is real.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@the_transit_guy This chart is P-hacking. You could make a similar chart for any justice and honestly just about any person.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
5 months
@the_transit_guy I mean in and out was already basically paying this. I just don’t understand why it only applies to fast food. If they gonna do it it should be across the board.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@ne0liberal @Noahpinion Not sure if I’d use a country in a 30 year recession where rent is 40% of income in a shrinking population where the average home is the size of my kitchen as a good example. Love me some Japan, but seriously?
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@g_shullenberger Obviously guy has never heard a rock song from the 70s
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
9 months
@alanthefisher I mean this looks like rush hour every day on the metro? Is this your first time?
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
4 months
@the_transit_guy Truth is both would probably be hard to build today… but it’s absolutely ridiculous. Should be a simple “hey this railroad will take cars off the highway” stamp of approval from environmentalists.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@BikeCulverCity Is this true!?!? Omfg! I remember when culver was basically Applebees and Chili’s. In the past 5 years it has become the best designed neighborhood in Los Angeles!!! Raising a fucking glass!!! Amazing news I’m just so happy about it!!!
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@Duderichy I always say this. Every major company is run by one old PC running excel that is forgotten in a warehouse corner.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
3 months
@munzacore90 @IndianaModerate @Shockey_Stan @whstancil My McDonald’s is paying $22 per hour now
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 months
@the_transit_guy Phoenix to flagstaff. Extremely large weekend travel route. Moderate large weekday travel route. Direct flights cost $600 round and fill up. Bus routes full and slow. Has a nice downtown amtrak -that’s also always full from Los Angeles. Works as a leg towards Vegas.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
3 months
@dmtrubman This whole thing is just so strange to me. Isn’t congestion pricing like 20 bucks? I’ve had tolls higher than that where I had no other options. I must be incredibly naive in this one because I just honestly don’t get the backlash to the pricing.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 months
@the_transit_guy Define stable services because nearly every service I can think of works better in my suburban house than city house. From transit, to landscaping, parks, roads, bike paths etc. even the schools and shelters are better.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@dieworkwear Most people I know hated college
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@JaMikeyMike
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@wanyeburkett Both seem pretty annoying
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
3 months
@wanyeburkett If I immigrated to Japan I wouldn’t want Japan to be overrun with Americans. It would no longer be Japan.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@realEstateTrent It leads to you getting a lot of replies from people who don’t know anything but have strong opinions
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
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@mnolangray Bisbee Arizona or Gerlach NV. Both for very different reasons
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
3 years
@Noahpinion High class in Japanese = America so this is really an interesting paradox!
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@TheGattoniCelli I’d honestly expect the worlds most valuable company to be surrounded by single family homes.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
7 months
@the_transit_guy I lost a son too -full stop- really doesn’t matter the why or how. This reminds me of the debates when his son was attacked. Whatever you think of Biden he’s had some tough deaths in his life. I don’t have kids. I will never understand that pain.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@mateosfo I grew up in Phoenix, pass me a beer.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@the_transit_guy It’s for people who don’t want to be bothered. It’s basically a rich person small town. The actual neighborhoods are quite friendly but you can’t even tell you can access them from the PCH. Lots or ranches up there too.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@ZachRoseWriter @benji_smith Bunch of authors don’t know fair use which is weird.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@WarrenJWells As a motorcyclist I can basically look at a line of cars and instinctually know who is going to swerve into me.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@CatOrman1 I’m assuming this is for woman. For men it’s saying in the bay then moving to NYC… like fish in a barrel!
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 months
@wanyeburkett @jaosinhiding I wouldn’t if he is your neighbor. It changes the dynamic in ways that are often pretty subconscious. I’d be all for if they weren’t neighbors. Just bite it, can refinance in future.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@gmarkoff Aww yes the replying with a comic response as if practicing what you preach doesn’t matter. Exactly why nothing ever changes 0.o
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@TheOmniZaddy @cafreiman The Nordic a countries are very capitalistic and most in ranked in the top 10 of economic freedom. They just have a populace and government that’s okay with things other people and governments aren’t
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@the_transit_guy It’s absolutely nutty that this thing that everyone I know loves that’s like the one good thing that came out of Covid is being ripped out everywhere.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@Quero05 @samgreeenberg Public golf courses serve middle and lower class people. One of the cheapest form of entertainment in a city
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@carywesterbeck I'm much more afraid of someone turning right on green.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@gmarkoff Weren’t you driving in these pictures?
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@Jonoscodpiece @GeorgeMonbiot I’m starting think a lot of people haven’t driven across America.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
7 months
@maxdubler The anti gondala people are people I really just don’t understand. Have you ever been on a gondala anywhere in the world and thought “I wish this gondala wasn’t here?” Ever, once. They must be boring people
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
5 months
@JulieChangRE Lot of people don’t understand this. The amount of time realtors waste is insane. Imagine doing all the work just to have your client hire a friend in the last minute… really sucks.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
5 months
@chrsdcook @maxdubler I want to live in a city where only the biggest chains can open because the liability of closing an unprofitable business is too high for the common person! Let giant corporations rule me please!!
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@MattZeitlin I have this issue every time I am in Europe. Like, do people not drink water there?
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@MarmotRespecter I jumped in between a man with a hammer and a woman once. I just stood there as he swung the hammer at me cursing. I did this because I didn’t know what else I could do to help. And I knew if I did nothing I would not be able to look at myself in the mirror.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
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@pushtheneedle Honestly would like more people to do this. I’ve built illegally many times. Always to code plus+ never got more than a slap on hand.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@xlr8harder I fully believe the entire logistical system of every factory is run on a windows 95 machine in the corner of the factory that has done its job just well enough not to be replaced. You know you’ve seen this!
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@the_transit_guy This might look like it was built hundreds of years ago, but are actually the suburbs of Phoenix.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@cristinanextgen awww, and now it's time for Gen Z to slowly have all their hopes and dreams shattered over the next 10 years, glad to pass the torch.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@ValerieRoss14 @kvnrogan You know we use software that keeps us informed of all the pricing around us?
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
1 year
@pushtheneedle Mass timber or wood? Almost all multi fams in America are wood.
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@JaMikeyMike
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3 months
@wanyeburkett I have a pet peeve of people complaining about no more 24 hour stores and also wanting wages to be higher. I agree wages should be higher but that’s also why we don’t have 24 hour stores. Higher wages mean stores only open when wages can be paid.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
4 months
@FUNDIR7 Weird how they pay me so much when I sell the home I don’t own.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
4 months
@the_transit_guy Counterpoint. Towns that were bypassed by the interstates which went around them instead of through them mostly were bankrupt by this approach.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
5 months
@CohenSite When did this happen? This was one of those things average joes didn’t know about but cost massive money and time.
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@JaMikeyMike
JaMikeyMike
2 years
@ErrorGenerator @vision63 @Andrew_Gorden We have all these things 0.o Los Angeles spends more on mass transit than almost any other city in the world. But it's still quicker to get around by car, you know like NYC which has the longest commute times in America. It's very hard to beat point to point traspo
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