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@J_R_Sastre

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Currently being held captive on planet Earth. Horses don’t like me.

Connecticut, USA
Joined November 2010
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@J_R_Sastre
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2 years
I’m not the best beekeeper or the most experienced. But I really enjoy it and so I decided to try posting short daily videos in an attempt to show what a year in the life of a beekeeper sort of looks like. Hopefully it inspires people to try new things.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@baddanadanabad Have you ever had a toxic relationship with a dog though?
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@J_R_Sastre
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@_chismosa_ Thank god. I can only imagine having failed and also having spent an extra $8 to find out only to have to sit through the rest of that flight.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@AmiriKing A republican of those times brought to modern times by time travel would not recognize the modern Republican Party and would switch sides.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@maxfras @NiteniteMelissa I’ve been to Poland. No one smiles there. Also if you get a passport photo taken there they will photoshop any blemishes or dark spots for you without even asking and for no extra charge.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@its_mrbjd @punished_cait How much did the cat drink last night? Hope he wasn’t driving.
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@InaneGestures @antifaintl Came here to make sure someone’s dad said this. Thanks.
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@ReedCohen3 @katiedimartin Seriously. If you find “best regards” passive aggressive it’s probably time to log off. Like in the permanent sense. Jeez.
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@tai_leclaire It was such a cheap time. People were adding big slices of bacon to mediocre things and acting like they had achieved enlightenment. Bacon is just okay. It makes things that are just okay bacon flavored. That’s all.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@culturefever @creepydotorg Look I know we shouldn’t be Monday morning quarterbacking this but it doesn’t seem to me to be that big a challenge. They could have used all those people to move the debris but by bit and moved the heavy stuff using leverage.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@WesWeaver Saw this one yesterday. Says they speed up for male pedestrians. Was walking a baby in a stroller when I saw it. Real nice.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@joshgondelman My niece referred to the Flaming Lips album I was playing in the car as “old music” and when I asked her when she thought it was made she correctly stated “like in the 1900’s.” And I really didn’t have anything to say.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@BadLegalTakes If you think pictures like this are real please follow me. I promise to remind you every so often that people manufacture these things just to bump up their likes and follows. This isn’t real.
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@subzndubz @BestestKitty @fasc1nate Stall speed is 121 mph. Fully loaded probably higher than that. Co-pilot probably slowed as much as he could just do the FA could hold onto the pilots legs.
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@lareto24 @InsaneRealitys It wasn’t random. They pulled him over for erratic driving and speeding.
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@imonlyposting @Mr_JoeKer @majorturds @SadieShorrParks Well they also don’t use traffic stops correctly, or deescalation techniques correctly, or non-lethal weapons correctly, etc etc why should they cardio pulmonary resuscitate correctly?
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@J_R_Sastre
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@TheSportsDrop1 Celebrities are people too man. People who like this kind of crap need to think about what that says about them as human beings.
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@punished_cait @LouisatheLast Our cat used to get urinary tract infections and would sit in the sink because the cold on his nether region was apparently soothing.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@1Nicdar @Jim_Shewss It’s Asia. Not Florida.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@InternetH0F Oh they meant to write colon.
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@ACNewman MAGAdeath
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@Human101Nature She couldn’t shift into gear because her door was open. The electronic interlock prevented it and she got flustered. I tried to move my car in the driveway with the door open and was confused by it for a moment. In a crisis it would be very confusing.
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@davidcrosss Religious tolerance means tolerating bullshit like this. Can we rational people please discuss canceling religious tolerance and adopt universal religious animosity instead? If applied equally to all forms of superstitious dogma it’s technically equality.
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@FXNetworks Whoever is responsible for Jesse Eisenberg being in movies belongs in jail. He is horrible in everything.
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@MaestroMorgan17 @ogshoshi Where is the bear? Want to see the bear. Don’t really care about any of these people or their gripes. Show bears please.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@andy_geronimo Just teach him the phrase: “I’ve been kicked out of better places than this.”
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@LouisatheLast So they secured an indictment, only to turn around and do this? That’s good that she won’t face charges but if the charges “cannot” be supported then its seriously ethically objectionable to have secured the indictment in the first place.
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@TenebraeAeterna @crazyclipsonly I think it might be bees. They don’t move like flies. They hover and reverse like bees.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@historyinmemes I thought it went all the way to the other side of the planet?
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@J_R_Sastre
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The first 50,000 people to retweet this video get a bee named after them. Follow this account for daily videos and updates from my beehives. You might learn something and the bees like the attention.
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@brockbooneLAW @TeufelWolf666 Check the boat title and registration. If it’s not registered as a business asset/expense I’d be surprised. People who own those businesses are often tax cheats and welfare thieves.
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@LeeStevel712 @libertarianesqu @cctvidiots Hi. It would be safe to eat. Just difficult to harvest because of the location. If this ever happens to you call a beekeeper. They will come and re-home the bees.
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@zewdie_israel @___Akii____ I thought this was Bob Dylan.
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@J_R_Sastre
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Rooftop parking in early 1970’s New Haven, CT. From a great collection of scenes of New Haven and my hometown Milford CT from 71-74.
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@Vivian20090245 That’s not a transformer. Those are high tension wires, not service lines. Transformers explode. This seems to be high tension lines shorting out at the pole. Maybe a problem with the insulators?
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@Travis_in_Flint I always thought that Epstein’s power came from leverage, and not favor. People think he got everywhere by buying people with underage girls but I think that it was a means to an end to then turn around and blackmail those people.
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@TonyJPiela @InternetH0F I knew at least one person wouldn’t get the joke.
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@Travis_in_Flint I’m in that guy’s mom’s basement right now. He’s not here.
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@thebadseed2 @AKBrews So perhaps these are staged?
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@libsoftiktok Don’t women take birth control (hormone replacement) to avoid having periods or at least reduce the severity of period symptoms? How would HRT cause them? Particularly without ovaries? Explain to me like I’m a medical student please.
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@ZeekArkham @bleeker185 I’m an American who has as much ownership in the state sponsored opportunity you say these activist athletes enjoy and I’m fine with what they are doing.
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@J_R_Sastre
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How do you pronounce the word “aunt?” Do you say “ont” or “ant?” Be honest.
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@AdamReaves4 @UnionTyler Starbucks has complained that the workers are not bargaining in good faith and are doing things like reading diatribes at the table. Walking out is actually an acceptable response to childish behavior at the bargaining table and is taught in negotiation courses.
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@the_USO This is disrespectful to the troops who have fallen, and by implication to those on active duty who may one day fall. Memorial Day is for fallen soldiers, not the families of active duty. Active duty personnel have their own day. This isn’t it.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@clhubes Can you give me more details? Is it free? Will you deliver? Send more pics plz want to make sure I want it. No thanks looks old.
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@CulturalDead @Popehat An hour is way too long for an event that I should kick off the second act. It should be more like 10 minutes in but after thoroughly illustrating the horse girl’s devotion to the horse and to the sport but also her disdain for the occult and/or science.
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@DanaSchwartzzz Weddings are cheap. It’s fantasies that are expensive. Elope.
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@SHEsus__Christ Who said that? I haven’t seen any actual outrage over Black Ariel only people responding to seemingly hypothetical racist outrage over it.
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@MalcolmNance @medowlen_78 Thank you for your service Byrd.
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@JCFights People who enjoy this are just sadistic. This has nothing to do with justice. They just like watching suffering and the person’s transgressions are a convenient excuse for their conscience. I’m not going to respond. Just so you know.
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@RickderSchtrick @TheFlatEartherr If this proves that Earth is stationary why does it only work with one star? Why not every star?
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@FizzyBizzz @DailyLoud It’s a miracle so many people did jump off. People do not typically react well to emergencies. Asking people to jump off a moving lift going in reverse is a big ask. It’s easy to see it’s a better option in this video but in the moment you’d be frozen in confusion and terror.
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@gitane1 @DogsDogsMoreDog @PicturesFoIder I’d also worry that if deployed in the intended manner, the result might be that the attacker then just kills the woman out of anger.
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@Zombieshoot @ksrgatorfn @MuadDib420 @keithboykin It’s a hospital. Hospitals are run by and full of conservatives no matter where you go.
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@newsbreakApp Drinking Water on Empty Stomach Immediately After Waking Up
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@pastlifesiren @moneywisecom Not all heroes wear capes. Thanks.
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@DallasPD Guess you guys will just have to buy your own coffee. Regarding my previous tweet I still hope you spill it in your lap.
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@erickbellomy @mizsewandsew At 1:06 there is no sound for a second. I bet they muted the spot where he muttered “fuck” while walking back to his car. The police begin to cover up a bad shooting instantly. The first thing he says to another officer is an excuse. “He come out like this.”
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@RepCasar @nofish_nonuts @DoloresHuerta Did you consider holding your breath instead?
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@ZeekArkham @bleeker185 I didn’t ask you either. Yet here you are. With this bullshit. Maybe grow a thicker skin. Or move somewhere that doesn’t allow this sort of thing. North Korea maybe.
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@_TekTweets_ I did an open records project on DUI checkpoints in CT and found that on average a DUI checkpoint yields fewer than 1 DUI arrest per checkpoint. As used they are unconstitutional. The Supreme Cpurt didn’t give law enforcement permission to deploy DUI checkpoints…
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@jjoque It’s kind of like how “raising awareness” about something can backfire easily. Like when my wife raises my awareness of the peanut butter cups she forgot to hide from me.
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@AKBrews How did you think they made jelly? Ever seen a jelly tree?! nO!
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@ConfiaElProceso @culturefever @creepydotorg Yeah well I have a feeling they thought she was going to die much sooner and they just gave up. Like afterwards they probably were like, dude if I realized we had two days + maybe we could have tried to pry the debris off her with some of the other debris or something.
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@Henryz_mom That’s appeal to popularity in action. The speed limit is the safe speed. People like to drive faster, and when someone drives the limit they get frustrated and an accident happens. But it wouldn’t have happened if people just drove the speed limit.
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@GabagoolMyAss @ennuiposting @Blankzilla So they don’t see your other gun. Never bring a knife to a gun fight, but also never bring just one gun to a two gun fight.
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@ViciousVideos That’s a white broken line. We’re these guys going the wrong direction?
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@johngreen In the US the healthcare industry is designed to take people’s last remaining dollar before they die.
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@416raccoon @Remember_Sarah @whyaredads Here he is. Battery Caddy Daddy.
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@nicoleamurray The Jeep is literally a military grade vehicle too. Why does a civilian need that kind of weapon?
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@CulturalDead @Popehat So that in order to continue doing the thing she loves the most she has to do the thing she hates most: occult science.
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@MeWeFree_ He looks great. Hasn’t aged. Where was this?
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@LouisatheLast @Remember_Sarah @jduffyrice You can’t get away with murdering strangers that way anymore so all the potential serial killers have just manifested as spree killers, mass shooters, and people who drive their cars into groups of people purposely.
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@thornhawthorne Show us the professor.
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@RoJoHen @realDANYANG Constantly saying this about things. Constantly.
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@AKBrews They’ve been saying that the typical shark attack happens in 4 feet of water since before the movie Jaws. In fact it is stated in the movie Jaws. Just suddenly everyone has a video camera in their hand is all.
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@76LibertyAlways @Mrgunsngear Because they wanted to set themselves up for some exciting gun play. Cops are the ultimate cosplayers.
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@ThebestFigen Pyrite. And the light is running on a battery. The pyrite just completes the circuit. It doesn’t contain any electricity.
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@mrdamours @Tempusfugit73 @SherryT2020 @katiegibbs Dude. You are the clown here. Give it up. They posted the same picture. They invited the ridicule. Maybe they both have Covid. I’d retest with a line that faint, but in either case they invited the ridicule. Here you are simping for them. Get a life.
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@AKBrews There’s probably a reason she had the camera rolling like that. She says that no one at the other salon wanted to help her and mentions that it’s not like her situation at the bank. This customer is a known problem.
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@radleybalko Really it’s the trooper’s cell phone’s fault because the cell phone distracted the trooper causing his cruiser to depart the troopers lane and enter the motorcycle’s path. Obviously we can all agree that the real victim here is the trooper.
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@radleybalko “None of us WANT to shoot anybody” says ninth officer to show up and point gun at gunless guy that eight other officers are already pointing guns at.
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@J_R_Sastre
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@DallasPD I hope you guys spill like a thousand cups of coffee in your laps.
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@Warrkation_ @culturefever @creepydotorg Unfortunately I have that same thought too. Mercy.
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@swd2 @JoelWBerry Ah yes. “Praying.”
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@deaflibertarian Basil Haydens. Very nice bourbon. A little bit obscure. Attractive bottle.
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@Peterkraska Recently found something similar auditing 1st Amendment training materials of the Stamford CT police.
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@Daytobehappy It’s their party and they’ll cry if they want to, cry if they want to, cry if they want to.
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@AKBrews Yup. Shouldn’t have more than one drawer open at a time. The toolbox itself is pretty light compared to the tools inside it.
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@akmcquade @Popehat Karen, wife of Bybon, had one that had “Live, Laugh, Love” carved in it.
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@sarahschauer Make a habit of parking as far from the door as you can and be surprised how you actually get in and out just as quick and have less stress.
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@tressiemcphd I love her but this is still a country song not a rock song. The lyrics are too straight forward for rock. Rock is elusive. Country just tells you the story straight out.
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@punkchick62 @AmiriKing A lot of democrats out there with confederate flags on their bumpers?
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@streetsblogkea Been saying the same thing regarding speed governors. People hate it. It just shows you that everybody is part of the problem. Every driver is the “but I speed safely” driver.
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Thanks for all the likes and shares. The bees are encouraged by all the attention. They’re pretty active today. Out there chasing the likes and shares.
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@joeislamo @who_shot_jgr Don’t mind the red eyes he’s just trying to warn you of the BRIDGE.
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@_B___S She’s just returning from basic training and that dog had happily assumed she’d died and was trying it’s best to act pleased to see her again.
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@BFryback Dude that’s an awesome idea. Is your parking space in the sun?
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@NoPlugMedia According to the newspapers this is assault on a cop and he was dragged through the door.
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