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@IanMartinezC
Ian Martinez-Christian
1 year
Alright y’all, I’ve picked up a bunch of new followers lately and I feel like I should reintroduce my self for everyone. I’m a ND dad of two ND daughters living in a blue lake surrounded by red farms, fortunately the blue lake outweighs the red in MN. I have sever ADHD and
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@notcapnamerica @MarlonWayans That comment wins the internet!
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@ChayaRaichik10 Really, that’s the best you got? My governor has done more for his people than you ever will. He’s kind, compassionate and intelligent. Traits you know nothing about!
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@IanMartinezC
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@7Veritas4 This makes it equally important we take back the house and retain the senate. Congress is sworn in before the president. If we can get a dem speaker in place and keep the senate, most of his plans become moot.
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@IanMartinezC
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@robkroese It has to so with how their homes are designed. They’re designed to keep heat in. They have small windows that don’t circulate air well. Plus, they use plaster and rock which take forever to cool down once they heat up. That heat gets compounded every day it heats up. Oh, and
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@LadyJayPersists You can tell these kids never grew up around MD 20/20🤣🤣🤣
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@IanMartinezC
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@verymoisturized Seriously? Road rage, getting rejected by a woman, getting fired, any number of other things? Please pay closer attention to what’s actually going on.
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@notcapnamerica She gave it the exact amount of attention it deserved - none!
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10 months
@TizzyEnt Please, please, please don’t use use phrasing like unborn baby. Please use the clinical term fetus. All you’re doing is is reinforcing the same type of talk as the prosecution was using. Otherwise, spot on and I love what you do!
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@IanMartinezC
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@Chiangel1984 The problem is, it’s not at the college level this is needed. It’s at the high school level. A lot of the people complaining about the Olympics have never set foot in college. And that’s perfectly fine. We need to get these kinds of courses into high school if we want to make
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@notcapnamerica You can make that jump!
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@BlackKnight10k For as much as I don’t want to lose him as my governor, she did make the right choice. He’s kind, affable, and compassionate with a wicked sense of humor. He’ll bring those traits and o the White House at a time when it’s sorely needed.
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@IanMartinezC
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@notcapnamerica This embarrassment to my state needs to shut up and go away. Hopefully after Amy wipes the floor with him, he’ll fade back into obscurity where he belongs.
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@IanMartinezC
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@KeneAkers As a cishet white dude, the answer is a resounding no. Black History IS American history. They should be allowed to opt out of any American History.
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@IanMartinezC
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@NewsWire_US Their “platform” doesn’t mean squat anymore. All the important stuff is in Project 2025.
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@IanMartinezC
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@notcapnamerica I would’ve taken my kids and left if they pulled that crap. No child of mine will ever be that disrespectful and get away with that. There also would’ve been a very long come to Jesus talk on the way out the door.
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@IanMartinezC
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@MeetJess My kids school district has a strict policy about sick kids staying home. Don’t tell me how to parent my kids. 1. No vomiting or diarrhea for 24 hrs without medication for 24 hours before they can return to school. 2. No fevers for 24 hours without medication before they can
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@deanbphillips They are, Dean. They’re volunteering, protesting and voting out the people they don’t agree with.
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@MRS_T_19 You drove to the stadium and back home. You and your husband were too chickenshit to come into the city if you weren’t doing a charity fundraiser or something like that. And on the way out of town, you bashed everything good about this state. Don’t come back!
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@IanMartinezC
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@pineapplepusher @robkroese They’re built better, but they’re still built on the same principles.
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@LaurenAshley087 You absolute nailed it! Just gotta follow, too!
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@shannonrwatts This kind of therapy is pushed by ultra-conservative “pro-family” groups. This kind of therapy destroys kids by forcing them back into the trauma their abuser forced on them. It isn’t in “pro-life” in any way, it’s pro-control!
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@BlackKnight10k Not that it’ll do any good, but I reported the shit out of that post and a few more to be safe.
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@IanMartinezC
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1 year
@KeneAkers Dayum! That shit is tight!
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1 year
@TizzyEnt The correct answer is, are you ok? Do you need anything?
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@IanMartinezC
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6 months
@mspatricia317 @MeetJess My post wasn’t very clear in response to the original. I won’t be sending my sick kid to school. I can’t stand districts that have lax sick policies. That’s how we spread things around.
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@IanMartinezC
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@RexChapman What gets me is that this is a Costco. You agree to adhere to their rules when you sign up for a membership. If you don’t like their rules, they’ll refund it at any point for any reason.
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@esanzi My mom had me do it as soon as I had a girlfriend, and she made sure whoever I was dating knew it! I don’t think I ever gave one away, but it was there. I have 2 daughters of my own now. I’ll probably pass the advice on to their boyfriends when my girls are old enough to have
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@IanMartinezC
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@BenjaminTobitt Way to go! It’s hard to stand up for yourself to begin with, much less win. You got a follow for this!
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@woofknight So she’s an 11?
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@ritaag Walz is an amazing pick. He’s kind, compassionate and doesn’t put up with republican BS. With all of that, plus what he’s done for Minnesotans over the last 2 yrs he’s gonna do amazing things in DC!
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@IanMartinezC
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@girldrawsghosts He’s my favorite character aside from Nobody is the entire series. Everything he does is just, I’m supposed to be her and doing this thing I’m supposed to do.
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@IanMartinezC
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@ERnurse86 I worked in cell phones right as they were becoming popular. I had to deescalate parents who came in with $2k bills bc of texting, phones dripping with water and customers defying it, customers trying to fight me to get their phones turned back on. It sucked, but I learned how to
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@notcapnamerica Y’all, I am as basic a white dude as you can get. I have no idea what this is. I apologize for all other white dudes.
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@No_Shave_Life Except those pesky men the the military who have to shave.
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@KellyScaletta My wife was due to drive over that bridge when it did collapse. The only reason she wasn’t on it was because her fitness instructor canceled her class that evening. We still talk about to this day. That’s some scary shit.
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@IanMartinezC
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@Angry_Staffer We knew this was coming. It doesn’t change anything, except maybe on appeal. We knew it was going to be up to us to get out and vote.
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@MikeCrispi Eat a bag of fucking dicks! I wish your mom was more into protein and swallowed your sorry ass. He’s proud of his dad, something your kids will never be able to say, you fucking cockwobble!
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@theliamnissan I’m glad you’re back. He didn’t unfollow me from you, but I’m a nobody. Reposted for visibility!
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@gregkellyusa Did you actually see what he was doing? He pulled his son from the path he was on, the path where he would’ve walked right into something. I’ve done that with my kids.
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@votetimscott My dude, he was convicted because he silenced one person to defraud over 160 million. And then lied about it.
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@dieworkwear Nothing against @BarackObama , but @VP is absolutely killing it!
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@dieworkwear For a Midwest dad, that’s not far off. We find something we like and that works for us we keep buying it. We have shoes ranging from our nice date night shoes to lawn mowing shoes to garage shoes. 🤣🤣🤣
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@EmmaTolkin I absolutely love that man!
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@MittenDAmour He’s the kind of guy you call to watch your pets when you need to go out of out unexpectedly and come home to a sparkling clean house.
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@michaelharriot I’m in Minneapolis. I send them to Matt’s Bar for a Juicy Lucy.
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10 months
This woman is so right on every level. I am a grown ass man. I’m 47 yrs old. I haven’t used the term ‘sloppy seconds’ since I was a teenager. Every experience a person has makes them who they are today. Everyone they’ve interacted with in any way makes them who they are today.
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This drag was so graceful. So educated. So ethereal. So necessary.
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This woman is so right on every level. I am a grown ass man. I’m 47 yrs old. I haven’t used the term ‘sloppy seconds’ since I was a teenager. Every experience a person has makes them who they are today. Everyone they’ve interacted with in any way makes them who they are today.
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@TeaPainUSA It was alive and kickin when I went for Pride this year. Completely in tact.
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@TizzyEnt I’ll betcha Florida passes a law where felons can now vote. I know it was there before, but I bet they actually put it into play now.
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@ndrew_lawrence Calling them racists, misogynists, rapists, and like gives them delusions of power and control. Calling them weird removes those connotations and leaves them powerless. The one thing they fear the most.
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@LadyJayPersists Hell, I can confirm with only 2🤣🤣🤣
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@ChadFromGeorgia @deesnider Dude, Dee triggered you, not the other way around.
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My 3 yr old practicing her casting. I love the karate sounds she makes, lol
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@notcapnamerica That young man is going to such a treat to cover. I hope the NFL media doesn’t ruin him.
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@notcapnamerica We knew this was coming. It doesn’t change anything, except maybe on appeal. We knew it was going to be up to us to get out and vote.
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@notcapnamerica No, just no.
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@agirlopinions It’s either sexy and flirting or weird. The correct answer is noting or not much. Either way NTs are weird. 🤣🤣🤣
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@KeneAkers I am so glad MN finally passed a CROWN act.
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@VeryBadLlama My wife is set for a post apocalyptic world. She’s a chemist that can make beer and alcohol. 🤣🤣😃
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@notcapnamerica If you can’t take the heat, get the hell out of the way!
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@KeneAkers Not me, but my friend who’s Hmong. His name was Cy, like Cy Young. She mispronounced his name with an Asian accent and we corrected her. She did it all through elementary school, deliberately. We’d complain to our teachers, but nothing was ever done about it.
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@EddieTrunk Until it’s your IP, you don’t get to tell people what to do with theirs.
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@leahfrombklyn My siblings and I were the same way with both our divorced parents. I had my dad and they had my mom. My dad was a multiple stroke survivor and the trips to Houston bankrupted me and my wife. My mom had dementia and I know it caused financial hardship for my brother.
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@memeticsisyphus No, we lost them to Faux News. They started following people who were toxic and became toxic themselves. They followed people to denied others rights to simply try to exist and then tried to deny those same people the right to exist. They told us not to bring same-sex partners
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@SwearingsCaring It’s really not that hard, even though some men seem to think it is. 1. Be respectful - of their time, their passion, their body, and their mind. 2. Be humorous without being cruel - everyone loves to laugh but not at the expense of others. 3. Be engaging - actively
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@iamAtheistGirl You could get Kid Rock for 5 of a kind, jackass edition🤣🤣🤣
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@yhdistyminen @TedCruzPoodle Just go ahead and turn MN and WI blue
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@notcapnamerica Walz is an amazing pick. He’s kind, compassionate and doesn’t put up with republican BS. With all of that, plus what he’s done for Minnesotans over the last 2 yrs he’s gonna do amazing things in DC!
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@notcapnamerica I can sit there and fill out those forms all day long, better than my wife a lot of the time. If you put me in front of a doctor, my whole damn brain shuts down. I don’t know what it is, but it happens. It’s gotten better, but I still have problems some times. I’ve started
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@girlsautoclinic @prntgdcolonized Yes, I respect my kids agency. The choices they make are dependent on their age. They do get to choose the clothes they are going to wear, the food we eat, how their rooms are arranged (decorative and functional), the names of our pets, etc. Just make sure they are age
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@RichOToole Eggs in a basket.
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@BlueandGray1864 Here’s the thing, you’re right. It was so long ago that very few people know it was a battle flag (but a lot more people do than you give credit for). What we do know is that white supremacists have co-opted the ANV flag for their own. That’s what matters now. The people who have
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@notcapnamerica That looks like a gross jello mold to me.
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2 years
@TizzyEnt This is ridiculous and absolutely horrendous! Sadly, this happens far more than gets reported on. This needs o be addressed on a federal level.
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@smalls2672 If we call them what they really are, misogynists, rapists, conmen, etc. they think those positions have power and control. When you call them weird, it removes their delusions of power and control.
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@FluentInFinance And they have to make up for it in different ways. Things like sales tax, property tax, school levies, car tabs, etc. These takes usually hit people harder the lower your income is. A progressive income tax is the fairest way to help people get a hand up.
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@Write_the_Write @morgana_SSS @ERnurse86 No, no we’re not. It’s never acceptable for a white person to use that word. NEVER. Mark it out, put something over it. Screen shots let you do that. Just take the L, apologize and move on.
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@KeneAkers Yes and yes. Racism is a white problem and I believe the only way to overcome is to call it out whenever and however we can.
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@notcapnamerica My god, that sounds like something from the New Founding Fathers from The Purge.
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Ava’s first bass! Assisted catch, but we’ll count it!
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@DogginTrump I can see that look when I close my eyes🤣🤣🤣
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@notcapnamerica Y’all, if I were in dudes boat I would nope right out of there.
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@KellyScaletta My heart goes out to your brother. It’s really hard to find good places for ND kids. Hopefully your brother can find him a good therapist to help him with cooing strategies, too. It’s worked wonders for my girls.
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@HickensDaniel My dude, testosterone doesn’t leave the body or release in any way with sex. Take a biology class.
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@caranthirs @edgar_a_bitch As a man, I think it’s men that never fully reach maturity, lol.
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@atrupar @Sellsworth1963 She wasn’t helped by him. She goaded him into everything he said last night. She put on a master class in controlling the narrative.
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@Ashy_slashee Marvin in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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@Cooperstreaming For the US, ADA protections don’t mean squat. Plus, we aren’t legally required to tell them squat and they can’t legally ask.
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@woofknight WTF?!?!? Did Bender time travel?
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@iamAtheistGirl The mental gymnastics these idiots go through to back up their beliefs is mind boggling!
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@DineshDSouza Eat a bag of fucking dicks! I wish your mom was more into protein and swallowed your sorry ass. He’s proud of his dad, something your kids will never be able to say, you fucking cockwobble!
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@ERnurse86 That’s funny. As a ND dude with severe ADHD and anxiety, I usually feel more comfortable around minorities of any kind. I’ve found they’re less judgy and more accepting than a lot of white folk.
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@jemelehill That a huge part of it, but there’s more to this story. They feel left behind in many ways, some accurately, many not. Rs have done a great job telling them Ds are going to take their guns for 20 years now and they believe it. 1/
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@notcapnamerica No, but I know the exact time the police think I turned into a Mexican drug mule. It was August 24, 2002, the date I got married and hyphenated my last name to be Martinez-Christian. If this is inappropriate here, please call it out and I’ll delete it.
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@JBelcourt73 Thank you. That must be a hard pill to swallow. Props and respect.
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@KellyScaletta I like both Miracle Whip and Mayo. They both have their place, but one should never be substituted for the other. The end result is never good.
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