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White Bear Lake, MN
Joined July 2014
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@IanMartinezC
Ian Martinez-Christian
1 year
Alright y’all, I’ve picked up a bunch of new followers lately and I feel like I should reintroduce my self for everyone. I’m a ND dad of two ND daughters living in a blue lake surrounded by red farms, fortunately the blue lake outweighs the red in MN. I have sever ADHD and.
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4 months
@notcapnamerica The problem there is that the old people teach the young people to be racist. Y’all have been telling us the this since the beginning of time and too many people didn’t listen.
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8 months
@notcapnamerica @MarlonWayans That comment wins the internet!.
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@IanMartinezC
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6 months
@ChayaRaichik10 Really, that’s the best you got? My governor has done more for his people than you ever will. He’s kind, compassionate and intelligent. Traits you know nothing about!.
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@IanMartinezC
Ian Martinez-Christian
6 months
@7Veritas4 This makes it equally important we take back the house and retain the senate. Congress is sworn in before the president. If we can get a dem speaker in place and keep the senate, most of his plans become moot.
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@IanMartinezC
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5 months
@robkroese It has to so with how their homes are designed. They’re designed to keep heat in. They have small windows that don’t circulate air well. Plus, they use plaster and rock which take forever to cool down once they heat up. That heat gets compounded every day it heats up. Oh, and.
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@IanMartinezC
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10 months
@LadyJayPersists You can tell these kids never grew up around MD 20/20🤣🤣🤣.
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3 months
@ElleSteinhagen Fortunately my doctors ok it seriously. Covid gave me high blood pressure and caused a stroke. I’m now on HBP meds and aspirin the rest of my life. This all happened after my first bout of COVID.
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@IanMartinezC
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5 months
@verymoisturized Seriously? Road rage, getting rejected by a woman, getting fired, any number of other things? Please pay closer attention to what’s actually going on.
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3 months
@808mafiabackup That would rape, no one under any circumstances is entitled to a persons body.
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5 months
@notcapnamerica She gave it the exact amount of attention it deserved - none!.
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1 year
@TizzyEnt Please, please, please don’t use use phrasing like unborn baby. Please use the clinical term fetus. All you’re doing is is reinforcing the same type of talk as the prosecution was using. Otherwise, spot on and I love what you do!.
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@Chiangel1984 The problem is, it’s not at the college level this is needed. It’s at the high school level. A lot of the people complaining about the Olympics have never set foot in college. And that’s perfectly fine. We need to get these kinds of courses into high school if we want to make.
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@IanMartinezC
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@RepAuchincloss All you have to do is go to a graveyard or cemetery and look at all the gravestones of children before vaccination became widespread. After the 50-60s, there are far, far fewer.
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6 months
@notcapnamerica You can make that jump!.
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2 months
@smalls2672 I swear, MAGA doesn’t even understand how our government works. It was designed to give people as much freedom as it can and only take it way when that freedom is abused. The worst part is, they be been conditioned to believe that the government isn’t here to help since at least.
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@IanMartinezC
Ian Martinez-Christian
6 months
@BlackKnight10k For as much as I don’t want to lose him as my governor, she did make the right choice. He’s kind, affable, and compassionate with a wicked sense of humor. He’ll bring those traits and o the White House at a time when it’s sorely needed.
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@notcapnamerica This embarrassment to my state needs to shut up and go away. Hopefully after Amy wipes the floor with him, he’ll fade back into obscurity where he belongs.
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@IanMartinezC
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@Ashy_slashee Both of them!
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8 months
@KeneAkers As a cishet white dude, the answer is a resounding no. Black History IS American history. They should be allowed to opt out of any American History.
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@charliem1975 @notcapnamerica @SarasotaSheriff @CityofSarasota @SarasotaPD Nobody owes him shit. It’s called mind ya damn business!.
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@Migalodon7 Y’all don’t get to have it both ways. You wanted everything in excruciating detail from Kamala and nothing from Trump. She gave you exactly what you wanted and so did he.
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@NewsWire_US Their “platform” doesn’t mean squat anymore. All the important stuff is in Project 2025.
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@notcapnamerica I am as white as wonder bread and even I know to run and hide when I hear chile.
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4 months
@notcapnamerica I don’t even think opening the schools could help these people.
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8 months
@notcapnamerica I would’ve taken my kids and left if they pulled that crap. No child of mine will ever be that disrespectful and get away with that. There also would’ve been a very long come to Jesus talk on the way out the door.
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Ian Martinez-Christian
10 months
@MeetJess My kids school district has a strict policy about sick kids staying home. Don’t tell me how to parent my kids. 1. No vomiting or diarrhea for 24 hrs without medication for 24 hours before they can return to school. 2. No fevers for 24 hours without medication before they can.
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Ian Martinez-Christian
10 months
@deanbphillips They are, Dean. They’re volunteering, protesting and voting out the people they don’t agree with.
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6 months
@MRS_T_19 You drove to the stadium and back home. You and your husband were too chickenshit to come into the city if you weren’t doing a charity fundraiser or something like that. And on the way out of town, you bashed everything good about this state. Don’t come back!.
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5 months
@pineapplepusher @robkroese They’re built better, but they’re still built on the same principles.
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9 months
@LaurenAshley087 You absolute nailed it! Just gotta follow, too!.
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5 months
@shannonrwatts This kind of therapy is pushed by ultra-conservative “pro-family” groups. This kind of therapy destroys kids by forcing them back into the trauma their abuser forced on them. It isn’t in “pro-life” in any way, it’s pro-control!.
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3 months
@DBarkhuff Same!
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2 months
@davenewworld_2 My favorite is when they ask if the estate has any money left.
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8 months
@BlackKnight10k Not that it’ll do any good, but I reported the shit out of that post and a few more to be safe.
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1 year
@KeneAkers Dayum! That shit is tight!.
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2 years
@TizzyEnt The correct answer is, are you ok? Do you need anything?.
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10 months
@mspatricia317 @MeetJess My post wasn’t very clear in response to the original. I won’t be sending my sick kid to school. I can’t stand districts that have lax sick policies. That’s how we spread things around.
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@RexChapman What gets me is that this is a Costco. You agree to adhere to their rules when you sign up for a membership. If you don’t like their rules, they’ll refund it at any point for any reason.
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@esanzi My mom had me do it as soon as I had a girlfriend, and she made sure whoever I was dating knew it! I don’t think I ever gave one away, but it was there. I have 2 daughters of my own now. I’ll probably pass the advice on to their boyfriends when my girls are old enough to have.
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4 months
@LeftyNavySeal I hope St. Cloud, MN is in that group. He stiffed them for over $200k. If dude can’t even pay his own bills, how can he be expected to run the country. Oh, wait, that’s right. He added over $8 trillion to the debt in just 4 years.
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@BenjaminTobitt Way to go! It’s hard to stand up for yourself to begin with, much less win. You got a follow for this!.
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7 months
@woofknight So she’s an 11?.
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3 months
@PrezLives2022 This doesn’t even take into account the money they spend in their local communities or the $95B they pay in taxes.
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6 months
@ritaag Walz is an amazing pick. He’s kind, compassionate and doesn’t put up with republican BS. With all of that, plus what he’s done for Minnesotans over the last 2 yrs he’s gonna do amazing things in DC!.
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10 months
@No_Shave_Life Except those pesky men the the military who have to shave.
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7 months
@girldrawsghosts He’s my favorite character aside from Nobody is the entire series. Everything he does is just, I’m supposed to be her and doing this thing I’m supposed to do.
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@warlockwatcher It’s a lockout hasp. There is no thing as unskilled labor. All labor is skilled.
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4 months
@StCloudLive @tomemmer, since you’re so sure he’ll pay it, how about you pay it and let Trump pay you back?.
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3 months
@Angry_Staffer I know he’s a republican, but I really hate the both sides are bad schtick he has going on in his endorsement. The last three elections have proven that both sides are not the same.
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@IanMartinezC
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1 year
@ERnurse86 I worked in cell phones right as they were becoming popular. I had to deescalate parents who came in with $2k bills bc of texting, phones dripping with water and customers defying it, customers trying to fight me to get their phones turned back on. It sucked, but I learned how to.
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@notcapnamerica Y’all, I am as basic a white dude as you can get. I have no idea what this is. I apologize for all other white dudes.
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4 months
@KeneAkers You beat me to the racism point. I’d also add a legitimate inability to listen to reason and use logic to problem solve.
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10 months
@KellyScaletta My wife was due to drive over that bridge when it did collapse. The only reason she wasn’t on it was because her fitness instructor canceled her class that evening. We still talk about to this day. That’s some scary shit.
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@Angry_Staffer We knew this was coming. It doesn’t change anything, except maybe on appeal. We knew it was going to be up to us to get out and vote.
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5 months
@MikeCrispi Eat a bag of fucking dicks! I wish your mom was more into protein and swallowed your sorry ass. He’s proud of his dad, something your kids will never be able to say, you fucking cockwobble!.
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@TheAmberPicota Kids, teens included, are hardwired o make bad decisions in general. So glad there were a few that made some good decisions.
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1 year
@theliamnissan I’m glad you’re back. He didn’t unfollow me from you, but I’m a nobody. Reposted for visibility!.
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4 months
@DBarkhuff Or to mention this:
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3 months
@RexChapman He’s not doing it to gain support. He’s doing it to whip is base into a frenzy in case he loses. Remember, it’s only rigged if he loses.
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@gregkellyusa Did you actually see what he was doing? He pulled his son from the path he was on, the path where he would’ve walked right into something. I’ve done that with my kids.
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@votetimscott My dude, he was convicted because he silenced one person to defraud over 160 million. And then lied about it.
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@dieworkwear Nothing against @BarackObama, but @VP is absolutely killing it!.
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@dieworkwear For a Midwest dad, that’s not far off. We find something we like and that works for us we keep buying it. We have shoes ranging from our nice date night shoes to lawn mowing shoes to garage shoes. 🤣🤣🤣.
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@notcapnamerica Let him fry. If we’re going to hold everyone accountable, that means everyone. We need to be the party of law and order the republicans wish they were.
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@DiaryofaSickGrl MCAS, POTS, EDS, Marfans, just to name a few.
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@EmmaTolkin I absolutely love that man!.
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@shuwaskiyoung And you still won’t have a seat at their table any more than I will with the last name Martinez-Christian.
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@MittenDAmour He’s the kind of guy you call to watch your pets when you need to go out of out unexpectedly and come home to a sparkling clean house.
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@momjeansplease He could be an elvish Elvis.
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This woman is so right on every level. I am a grown ass man. I’m 47 yrs old. I haven’t used the term ‘sloppy seconds’ since I was a teenager. Every experience a person has makes them who they are today. Everyone they’ve interacted with in any way makes them who they are today.
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This drag was so graceful. So educated. So ethereal. So necessary.
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@michaelharriot I’m in Minneapolis. I send them to Matt’s Bar for a Juicy Lucy.
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@RachelBitecofer This is so damn disgusting!.
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This woman is so right on every level. I am a grown ass man. I’m 47 yrs old. I haven’t used the term ‘sloppy seconds’ since I was a teenager. Every experience a person has makes them who they are today. Everyone they’ve interacted with in any way makes them who they are today.
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@TeaPainUSA It was alive and kickin when I went for Pride this year. Completely in tact.
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@TizzyEnt I’ll betcha Florida passes a law where felons can now vote. I know it was there before, but I bet they actually put it into play now.
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@discordspies That’s funny. I’ve never felt that way. The only reason ”men” don’t feel comfortable in those circles is that they don’t bring anything to the table. They expect to be coddled and glorified simply for being at the table and we all expect them to contribute. They’re no better than.
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@ndrew_lawrence Calling them racists, misogynists, rapists, and like gives them delusions of power and control. Calling them weird removes those connotations and leaves them powerless. The one thing they fear the most.
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@LadyJayPersists Hell, I can confirm with only 2🤣🤣🤣.
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7 months
@ChadFromGeorgia @deesnider Dude, Dee triggered you, not the other way around.
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My 3 yr old practicing her casting. I love the karate sounds she makes, lol
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@Angry_Staffer I grew up in the Episcopal Church. It’s one of the most welcoming churches out there. They firmly believe that everyone has a seat at the table, no matter who they are.
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@notcapnamerica That young man is going to such a treat to cover. I hope the NFL media doesn’t ruin him.
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@KeneAkers I am so glad MN finally passed a CROWN act.
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@notcapnamerica We knew this was coming. It doesn’t change anything, except maybe on appeal. We knew it was going to be up to us to get out and vote.
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@agirlopinions It’s either sexy and flirting or weird. The correct answer is noting or not much. Either way NTs are weird. 🤣🤣🤣.
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@notcapnamerica No, just no.
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@Superbmat @smalls2672 I don’t even think it’s impatience as much as it is ignorance any more. I listen to MAGA talk about anything in the government and they miss it entirely.
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@VeryBadLlama My wife is set for a post apocalyptic world. She’s a chemist that can make beer and alcohol. 🤣🤣😃.
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@KeneAkers Not me, but my friend who’s Hmong. His name was Cy, like Cy Young. She mispronounced his name with an Asian accent and we corrected her. She did it all through elementary school, deliberately. We’d complain to our teachers, but nothing was ever done about it.
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@notcapnamerica If you can’t take the heat, get the hell out of the way!.
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@EddieTrunk Until it’s your IP, you don’t get to tell people what to do with theirs.
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@leahfrombklyn My siblings and I were the same way with both our divorced parents. I had my dad and they had my mom. My dad was a multiple stroke survivor and the trips to Houston bankrupted me and my wife. My mom had dementia and I know it caused financial hardship for my brother.
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@RonFilipkowski Notice he didn’t say US companies. I bet he’s going to be accepting bribes from Saudi and Russian companies for this.
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@memeticsisyphus No, we lost them to Faux News. They started following people who were toxic and became toxic themselves. They followed people to denied others rights to simply try to exist and then tried to deny those same people the right to exist. They told us not to bring same-sex partners.
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4 months
@notcapnamerica In today’s installment of things that never happened. SMDH.
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1 year
@SwearingsCaring It’s really not that hard, even though some men seem to think it is. 1. Be respectful - of their time, their passion, their body, and their mind. 2. Be humorous without being cruel - everyone loves to laugh but not at the expense of others. 3. Be engaging - actively.
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@TFG_Football Not to mention Ben Johnson, who should be a damn good head coach when he gets his shot.
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@iamAtheistGirl You could get Kid Rock for 5 of a kind, jackass edition🤣🤣🤣.
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