Hovie Brown
@HovieAlan
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@___laurenyoung
10pm will try and knock your old boy out and ride your ma 🤷🏾♂️ good luck 🥃 😈
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@spartansfc
@ScottishCup
Can’t tell you what it means to be part of an incredible club where I have had so many amazing memories and above all, met so many unbelievable human beings. lifelong friends.
Truly is the most incredible football club which I will love forever more 🤍❤️
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The wrong sister died in ‘The Staircase’ should have been that cunt Candace Zamperini!
Her nose is the blow poke
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No one deserves it more than
Sir Douglas Samuel MBE
Ran out of superlatives for the man
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@Scriblit
@chelsssbrown_
I had to change my name because I couldn’t sleep worrying about the name Alan.
I couldn’t even leave my house in case Zack’s, Noah’s and Mason’s threw bricks at me
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@ODDSbible
Europa League Final, Champions league final & World Cup final.... meanwhile Simon who hides behind ‘Odds bible’ wanks into a sock because he’s spent £2k on career mode on FIFA
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Absolute pleasure to spend this morning with
@spartansfc
2016’s (Browns). Privilege to be associated with such an amazing group. Huge respect to coaching staff for their dedication & hard work, truly inspirational. Fab to meet you all.
Keep smiling 😁 & have a great summer 🤍❤️
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@TheLaFontaines
Someones ma’s tits bouncing about 20 secs in was about the only positive I could take from that 😖
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@spartansfc
@spartans_youth
Proud is an understatement.
Truly honoured and humbled. Was great to meet the boys yesterday and hope they continue to play football and make friends with a huge smile on their faces 😊
Incredible football club 🫶🏻
#spartansFamily
🤍❤️
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My boys 🤍❤️
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Since I shaved my head
Spartans 0 - 0 Dumbarton
St Mirren 2 - 2 Spartans
#SkinHeadForLife
#LuckyPeaHeed
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So I need to get the bus full of strangers to football, have physical contact with at least 21 people from different households. Can then go to boozer til 10pm but can’t visit a pal or parents for a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit 🤪
Not got a scooby Nicola 🧙♀️
#CuntFace
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@ashlfcred
@MaddockMirror
Pep Lijnders. Salah & Firmino new contracts. Naby Keita & Fabinho signed plus still more than 40 days of transfer window left 🤷🏾♂️
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@JlMGreen
Milner? He’s the heartbeat of the team. Henderson is instrumental and Lovren has hardly put a foot wrong since Spurs at Wembley last season. Lallana hardly gets a game but a decent squad player.
Really don’t get some fans 🙄🤷🏾♂️
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To think a 375 days ago Neco Williams was at Ainslie park playing against huddies like me but now he is literally lifting a Premier League Trophy 🤣
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@Lockhart8Wendy
@Scriblit
@chelsssbrown_
They are as necessary as I want them to be 🤷🏾♂️
‘’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’
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Gareth McAuley Hearts player... before Barry Anderson reports it 🤷🏾♂️
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Sturgeon can come out with all the pish she wants I’ll be having all my family round at Xmas and NY party and there’s fuck all she can do about it🙌🏽
Time she clipped off her baggy foreskin
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The best Hibs team in 40 years
Sir Harry Cochrane... anyone seen McGinn?!
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Wee bit embarrassed reading Hearts fans talking about Scott Brown when he won 23 major honours himself in less than 20 years and as a club we have only won 16 in 148 years 😂😂😂
Wind it in
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@ScotlandSky
Sort of guy Hearts should be trying to sign but no doubt go for a guy who has scored 2 goals for the Brisbane Bobcats
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✈️ Edinburgh- Barcelona- ✈️ Barcelona - Milan/Bergamo- 🚌 Milan station - 🚂 Florence
What a day on my jack jones but all worth it for the gorgie boys 🙌🏽❤️ 🇱🇻
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@AdamsJamal1
@LivEchoLFC
Yes it’s when two people from the same sex are attracted to each other.
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@SkySportsNews
Great move for all parties this... needs to adapt to league and Southampton a decent club to thrive 👌🏼
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Gary Mackay-Steven signing for Hearts the best signing club has made for 6 years
🥂🍾
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On the 11th day of Xmas 🎅🏼 my true love said to me... let’s get smashed up in Koh Phi Phi 😍🤪🇹🇭🎒🍻🤩
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Superb!! CHAMPIONS
🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇
Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. May we present to you, the
@OfficialSLFL
2017/18 Champions. A massive thank you to everyone who came along today and have been part of our journey throughout the campaign.
#daretodream
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Surely every cunt slating O’Donnell the other day have got to be giving him the plaudits he deserves tonight
To a man absolutely incredible
👏🏼👏🏼
Apart from Dykes get that cunt back to Australia
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If there’s a better goalie in world football than
@BlairCarswell1
I’ll saw my knob off and feed it to the dog
GOAT
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Need to get back playing so I can just get frustrated at how shite I am on a Saturday cause I can’t handle this the now 😂
Every weekend is killing me man
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@OfficialSLFL
Surely got to look at Boxing Day/New Years day fixtures. We are not full time and work all year to have a holiday. Absolutely outrageous to expect that of us. Uni teams will also have players going home to see family with limited transport on these days 🤷🏾♂️
#BrainDead
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Trying to compare Declan Rice with Bobby Moore 😂😂😂
Just won the intertoto cup man 🤣
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Completely and utterly owned in the 19th, 20th & 21st century
Gorgie Rules 🇱🇻❤️🇱🇻❤️🇱🇻❤️🇱🇻❤️
Always has and always will
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@IanMcF6
@spartansfc
The club will never forget you!
Absolute warrior on the pitch and a gentleman off it.
As legends go you are right up there 💪🏽
Absolute hero 🤍❤️
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@JamTarts
Check back in a weeks time when Hibs are about to win their 2nd Scottish in 5 years. Club is embarrassing themselves living in the past. Present time making shocking decisions from top to bottom
#DeleteTweet
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If I got a pound (forgive exchange rate) for every time I got asked if I was a professional dancer I would buy
@elonmusk
inside out
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Too much baldness at hearts.
Nielson, Naismith savage…
time to get guys that can grow a fringe
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@BarryAnderson_
@edinburghpaper
6ft 5, can’t run, turn and most importantly can’t score...
sounds about right
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At the stage in life when you get excited that the bin men are here cause you are worried about an overflow
Local heroes
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Jordan Henderson a model professional. Inspirational leader, that’s won everything as a captain of Liverpool football club.
Under appreciated by large majority, now has the opportunity to earn enough money to support his family for generations to come
👏🏾 legend ❤️
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See I have now got George Johnson a move to Feyenoord.
Add this to the list of:
Jordan Jones to Rangers
Kyle McAllister to Derby
Jason Naismith to Ross County
Gaz Cenerazzo to Kelty 🤷🏾♂️
#MakingGuysLookGood
🤣
#ImDugMeat
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All the way to Dumbarnie links and I left my fucking driver in my mates motor 😩😩😩
Fuck right off
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The amount of people that I see get tax rebates is unreal.
Got the good old brown envelope myself today....
You OWE Hundreds of pounds
😂😂😂😭😭😩😩😩😩
fuck off man!
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A Hearts team that scores goals😍😍
One can only hope Levein is on Inchcolm island playing pirates and feeding seals
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Someone talk to me about Declan Rice
What is he supposed to be?
Wouldn’t get a game for Kilmarnock
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Edinburgh is the full package now global warming has finally kicked in👌🏼
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Reckon Spartans will beat Hearts home or away in league cup next season
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injuries are shite but they are even worse on Scottish cup day 😣☹️
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2 premiership teams and hopefully trip to Hampden 👍🏻
And there you have it: Spartans will face
@OfficialKillie
,
@Dumbartonfc
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@queensparkfc
,
@saintmirrenfc
in the South Section Group H in the 2018/19
#BetFredCup
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Beni is a multimillion pound player so guaranteed to lose him on a free 🙌🏽
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@MyGreatest11
@fabiocannavaro
Look at the boots 😍 🤤 leather so soft made from genuine kangaroo nutsack👌🏼
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Doesn’t matter how old or big you get, your dad will always drink you under the table 🥴
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People come from every corner of the globe to Edinburgh to stand in the pishing rain and listen to Texas & Deacon blue
Mental when you actually think about it 😵💫
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