Blair Carswell
@BlairCarswell1
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@YodelOnline
first it was Jess, now Emily, the first time 2 girls have spoke to me in the same day since 2003.
#HappyHumpDay
p.s you single?
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Just went to
@GreggsOfficial
for a coffee: ripped open the sugar sachet, poured the sugar in the bin and put the sachet in my coffee 👍🏻 working Sundays should be illegal😞
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Saved a pen, cleansheet, into a semi final, won £400 and off work tomorrow 👌🏻 can i get a "hell yeh" 💃
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Mum: Have a good night son
Dad: If you dinny get a bird tonight, just chop the thing off 😂
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A great day and night to celebrate the life of Conor. A guy who would put a smile on anyone’s face. R.I.P Coco.
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Any girls out there who are getting patched for Fifa, you know where i am 😄
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Wee lad from saughton who hit bad luck, then he done the hard graft and got himself a Scotland cap. Proud of you bud 👏🏻😃⚽️
@Jasoncummings35
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What a week! First I became uncle Blair to wee Ollie and now a lowland league champion. Suppose…
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Is it now trendy for girls to post pics with stiff nips? I wonder, is their heating broke or do they flick it and wait 6 seconds?
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Good to be back in the sticks today and get the 3 points 😁 that deserves a pint 🍺
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Can't believe i am now at the stage where i am the moaning worky who goes raj when school kids skip the Q. 😡
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Drake must have caught some trout last night, there was fish nets left, right and centre 🐟
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My mates have just touched down in Magaluf and I'm fixing a junkie's phoneline, perfect 👌🏻 😫
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Just did a job for someone who told me to lose half a stone and work on quick feet, then i'll make it as a goalie 😂 cheers bud 👍🏻
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Shock I'm in Whynot for the 45th consecutive week with the rosé in hand 🍷 🙈
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Eventually home and signed off work for 2 weeks 😀 Magaluf tomorrow ☀️💃👬 pass me a jar 🍺
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Been soaked to the bone all day at work. Come home and the bath has been run with mince and tatties being made. I’m no moving oot 😊 🏠
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Days like today i wish i was unemployed 😂☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️.
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Guy walking past me in opposite direction as I nearly slid on my arse. I mumble “ohh, just aboot” he just stares and doesn’t even giggle 🖕🙄
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3 points, cleansheet, night out, 1.5 hours sleep. Won at golf. Tucking into an Indian 🤣 what a weekend
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Out with the bro-in-law at the Caley Picture house to wet wee Ollie’s head and got chucked out because the wee man came in to say hello and we weren’t eating food. Absolute disgrace. He’s 4 weeks old and got us chucked out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#CommonSense
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Come out why not to see that i have won £285 and then i drop my phone and smash it.... class
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What a weekend ! ! Winning money at Musselburgh races, 🐎💸 scoring under par at golf and qualifying for the club championship ⛳️😀
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Clean sheet....3 points.....man of the match..... ? dont know how but lets dance 💃
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Still shaking from being chosen to go up on stage at
@Colin_Cloud
tonight. Definitely cannot lie to save myself. Great show! Mind = blown 😶
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Did a job for a Polish gentleman this morning. As I left he thanked me and wished me a happy Christmas🎄...ehhh.. you mean Easter Lukasz 👍🏻😂
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All my mates are sitting in the sunshine and drinking strongbow in a field. Whereas I'm about to install Mrs Janet Johnson's WiFi 😭😩
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It is Friday and I have been paid and laid... Ok just paid. 🙌🏻💸
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If you say u never looked at the persons shoes you're a liar
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Got Scotland rugby players kicking about and yet i have natta clue who they. P.s they all sound english... a.k.a private school VL's
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Why do people buzz over St Patrick's day but don't give a monkeys about St Andrew's Day? 🤔
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Clean sheet? YUP. 3 points? YUP. Out tonight? YUP. Pulling birds? YUP... Ok maybe not 😳🍺💃
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Scoring the winner with the number 5-1 on his shirt... oh sheeeeeet, so sweeeeeeet 😊❤️
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Always the folk who don’t have much who are the most generous 😌
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Sitting in candy bar and get a phone call from
@Jamiedish8
saying "where are you" & I was sitting literally right in from of him 😂
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Why is a broken drum the best present at Christmas? 🎁
Cause you canny beat it.
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Constantly stuck between being young and enjoying myself and screwin' the nut and getting the finger out my hole🙇🏻💭
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Chucked out the Standing Order for sitting on a table.... Jesus, such a criminal
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Milk tonight... Lol jk, i'm in my bed with a Capri Sun ☺️
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Thanks to all who wished me a happy birthday. Feeling more 24 stone than 24 years old after the last 2 weeks of eating and drinking. Special thanks to
@R_W_E
for keeping me company 🤣❤️ Back to work tomorrow will be a laugh 😭
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Love being in the house, just me and my old boy. All we do is nap, eat and fart. It's class 😂
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Just witnessed a gentlemen order a haggis roll with mayonnaise. I feel like spitting in his face 😷
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Got up for work and then realised i am actually off today. Back to bed 👌🏻😁
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How many innocent people are going to lose their life before America wake up and ban guns? Beyond belief!
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Sister phones a chippy and is shouting "E... H...4, how do you not recognise the postcode?" Chippy replies:"We're in Bolton, not Edinburgh"😆
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Me and
@ACarswellHMFCGC
having a clearout and every 5 mins we try on clothes that we’ve not worn and show each other 😂 🕺🏻
#FatherSonSundays
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What i’d do to sit down on that red or grey seat half pished at 6:30am and hear this tune 😆 ☀️ ✈️
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Thanks to everyone for the birthday messages 😊 see yous on the dance floor in whynot. P.s Mum see you Tuesday 😉💃🍷
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Saving pens and pulling 10s... Ok just saving pens 😑. 3️⃣ points ✅
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What are the England players waiting on the pitch for? Runners up medal? Hmmm nah, get yourself hame boys!!
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Wonder what song it will be today for my Friday snapchat sing-along 😏🎶 to find out add "blaircarswell1"
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I can't wait to get laid... Oh, I mean paid. 9 more days 😴
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I just love working in a flat that is pitch dark with someone sleeping 3ft away from me with last nights rice on the bedside table 🤮 👌🏻
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Edinburgh Uni birds all have dirty sneeks and baggy trousers. Whats that all about?
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Thanks
@BradleyRaiker7
If you’re a football person join the challenge in posting a footy pic.
Once nominated you have 24hrs to post picture of yourself playing or donate £30 to charity over to
@Acorbett_5
@jdish122
@aaronscott97
⚽️❤️
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Christmas shopping complete.
Won a £400 coupon.
Time to get buckin ale'd 🍺
#BuckBuckBuckarooooooo
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Why does the tango ice blast machine at the cinema never work? Fs! 😡
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St Mirren away in the Scottish Cup ⚽️🏆 can't wait to play against an old friend
@Shankland_25
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Was just working in a flat that had 6 sexy females... hmmmm what you upto tomorrow night then???
#Single
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A Monday off work, topped off with being £500 up 😊🐎💸 happy days
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