✨💥C O N S E Q U E N C E S 🔥⚡️
… my brand new show for this year’s
@edfringe
!
I’m taking the month of August off from Vegas to come and read some minds in my home town!
This show will reveal the impact that a very particular chain of events will
So
@Harry_Styles
is hosting/is the star act on
@nbcsnl
this week.
MASSIVE respect!
To from being a so called ‘nobody’ to taking a risk, working his ass off, pursuing his vision and now having an opportunity all performers dream of...amazing!
Well done you glorious human being!
.
@TheSnuts
are the best thing to happen to my ears in a long time.
Missing Glasgow and Whitburn even more now.
Just know that your music is currently blasting in Las Vegas.
Five albums I could listen to forever:
@thekillers
- Hot Fuss
@BiffyClyro
- Opposites
@taylorswift13
- 1989 (Yup. Deal with it.)
@acdc
- Back In Black
@GreenDay
- Bullet In A Bible (I don’t care it’s live or a compilation ... I’m having it!!)
So
@AGT
starts again soon!
To everyone taking part ... Relax. Focus. Be amazing.
Whether you make it to the final or not, it’s just the beginning.
Love every moment. It’ll be over in a flash.
Sending you good luck like the time I sent it to
@ItsDarciLynne
(as shown below).
#CancelJaneyGodley
?
@JaneyGodley
is One of the loveliest people on the planet.
Comedy is all about provoking thought. No idea what she’s done, but two things I know for sure ...
1-I’m a Rangers fan.
2-She once kissed me on the lips. It may or may not have been an accident.
Strange lady:OMG! Are you?! I love your stuff!
Me:Oh?
Her:You’re in Penetonix right?
Me:Oh, no.
Her:You are!
Me:I’m definitely not.
Her:Then where do I know you from?
Me:Probably AGT.
Her:No, I don’t watch that. Where else could it be?
Me:I dunno...are you my real mom?