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Lord Colin Cloud®BSc(Hons) LAS VEGAS HEADLINER | AWARD WINNING: Mentalist | Speaker | Comedian | “The real-life Sherlock Holmes”-Everyone
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✨💥C O N S E Q U E N C E S 🔥⚡️
… my brand new show for this year’s
@edfringe
!
I’m taking the month of August off from Vegas to come and read some minds in my home town!
This show will reveal the impact that a very particular chain of events will
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The wonderful Holland's adopted me. I feel like I fill the gap adequately.🙄
DELIGHTED I have
@domholland
's book signed by the entire family!
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So
@Harry_Styles
is hosting/is the star act on
@nbcsnl
this week.
MASSIVE respect!
To from being a so called ‘nobody’ to taking a risk, working his ass off, pursuing his vision and now having an opportunity all performers dream of...amazing!
Well done you glorious human being!
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What an amazing journey! Thank you everyone who voted for & supported me!
Now go help
@thesupercollies
@mandyharvey
&
@chasegoehring
WIN!!!
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That moment you realise your social media followers are the best in the world because they're helping change your life.
THANK YOU!
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That moment
@mandyharvey
sings her finale song to you on Hollywood Boulevard with no one else around.
...
#AGT
, she's your winner!
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How’s your day going?
I get married in 6 hours.
Fact.
🎉💞🎈👰🏼🤵🏻🎈💘 🎉
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HONORED TO BE A FINALIST!
My plan is to perform the most dangerous thing I can do, the most unexpected & the most meaningful.
Enjoy.
#AGT
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I've had an AMAZING time on
@agt
& met some wonderful people!
Now that it's done, VERY exciting news to share with you soon!
STAY TUNED!
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Do something every day to improve yourself mentally and physically. No matter how small.
Learn. Think. Move. Challenge. Improve. Evolve.
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Look, I'm just gonna come out and say it because lots of you have been asking.
Yes.
It's true.
@taylorswift13
's song has grown on me.
👍🏻
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I've had thousands of requests to learn my skills, so I'll teach THE LAST PERSON TO RETWEET THIS post!
#edfringe
😝
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I need to get better at living in the moment & appreciating the fleeting little time I have with people, much more than I currently do.
❤️
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I dunno man ... I kinda feel like
@VancityReynolds
does.
Follow me, T-Mobile’s CEO, because no other CEO is going to pop into your timeline and offer you a chance to win FREE stuff! 🎉
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I don't care about the competition aspect, but saying goodbye to the people you've shared this rollercoaster ride with leaves me all ...
😢
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How to succeed in any field:
1- Don't be a dick.
2- Love what you do.
3- Improve constantly.
... now go be amazing!
❤️
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LIKE. RETWEET. REPLY!!
I WANT YOU TO BE A PART OF MY ACT!!!
Reply with ANY:
Celebrity
City
Object.
... thank you so much!!
#AGT
@AGT
.
@Colin_Cloud
wants you to be a part of his act!
Reply with any random:
CELEBRITY
CITY
&
OBJECT
*reply tweets may be broadcast on
#AGT
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Go buy ALL of
@mandyharvey
's albums.
I've literally had them on repeat for 24 hours.
You'll feel every word.
Mind blown. Heart opened.
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RETWEET THIS MESSAGE TO ENTER TO WIN A SKYPE CALL WITH COLIN
(He'll even read your mind!)
VOTE 30 TIMES ON TUESDAY!!!
#AGT
#VOTECOLINCLOUD
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@POTUS
@WhiteHouse
"Make America great again."
The citizens of the country are trying. The president keeps getting in the way unfortunately
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.
@TheSnuts
are the best thing to happen to my ears in a long time.
Missing Glasgow and Whitburn even more now.
Just know that your music is currently blasting in Las Vegas.
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Guys ...
@Diavolo_LA
and
@Kechi
are AMAZING!!
Don't be sad.
Toughest/Best year on
#AGT
, yet.
... I'm honoured I made it this far!!!
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People say...
"Dress like you have somewhere better to go later."
...so I always wear pyjamas.
Cause there ain't nowhere better than bed.
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BEST. CULT. EVER.
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I'm sorry, but if someone can access weapons & fire them at a distance into a crowd, anyone could be a victim.
Terrifying!
Ban. Guns. Now.
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This is wonderful.
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Five albums I could listen to forever:
@thekillers
- Hot Fuss
@BiffyClyro
- Opposites
@taylorswift13
- 1989 (Yup. Deal with it.)
@acdc
- Back In Black
@GreenDay
- Bullet In A Bible (I don’t care it’s live or a compilation ... I’m having it!!)
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Turns out
@ItsDarciLynne
is so talented that one time she sneezed and her snot was gold...AND it went everywhere.
See proof below.
#AGT
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The meaning of life is surely to leave this world and the people in it in a better state and condition than when we entered it?!
Pass it on.
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The guy in
#Starbucks
just unknowingly informed me I had a
#Sherlock
look about me. I laughed. (He had absolutely no idea what I do).
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So
@AGT
starts again soon!
To everyone taking part ... Relax. Focus. Be amazing.
Whether you make it to the final or not, it’s just the beginning.
Love every moment. It’ll be over in a flash.
Sending you good luck like the time I sent it to
@ItsDarciLynne
(as shown below).
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Andrew Scott and I landed safely from LA. In case you were worried.
... Did you miss me?
#Moriarty
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Live dates being added constantly!
Fans, come and I'll read YOU!
Sceptics. Doubters. Disbelievers. I DARE you 😈.
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Pikachu. Mickey Mouse. The Blue Power Ranger. Luke Skywalker. Shrek. Pocahontas. Elmo.
... that's only 7!? 140 'characters' my ass twitter!
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Here I am with
@chasegoehring
@thesupercollies
@kechi_agt
on
@agt
.
WE ALL MADE IT TO THE SEMI FINALS!!!
#AGT
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She was devastated. Her money was on 'In The Stairwell.'
... next time Darci. Next time.
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Just had a very exciting phone call.
Fans will be happy!
People who follow me cause they like to be passive aggressive will be well jel'.
😂
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In the moment-acceptance
On the flight-depression
The day after-bargaining
Now-anger
It's cool-tomorrow I'll be in denial
-5 stages of joy 😂
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#CancelJaneyGodley
?
@JaneyGodley
is One of the loveliest people on the planet.
Comedy is all about provoking thought. No idea what she’s done, but two things I know for sure ...
1-I’m a Rangers fan.
2-She once kissed me on the lips. It may or may not have been an accident.
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@rickygervais
This is probably the saddest thing I’ve ever witnessed in a performance.
Fucking hell Ricky. You broke me.
Perfectly captured 🙏
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So, I have mail ... and news ...
DELIGHTED to announce I’ll be performing in this years Royal Variety Performance.
#RoyalVariety
#RVP
#Royal
#Variety
#RoyalFamily
#ColinCloud
#Sherlock
#Deductionist
#TheDeductionist
#MindReader
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Licked
@OfficialMelB
Unlocked
@howiemandel
's phone
Influenced
@heidiklum
Had
@tyrabanks
reveal a kitten
Almost had
@SimonCowell
killed.
#AGT
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You know when you buy popcorn & you've finished it before the movie starts?I bought food for this flight & we haven't taken off yet, but...🙄
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2 of the most talented & inspiring people I've ever met.
Love them both dearly so I'd love as many of you to vote for them as possible!
#AGT
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Saw
@domholland
smash it at
#EdFringe
!
Wonderful. Moving. Utterly hilarious!
You MUST SEE IT
(Me & The Hollands)
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Life changing tweet!
Someone asked me if that was a sticker😂
You think I could stick it down that accurately?
I controlled everything😈
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This lady is the most incredible & inspiring human being I've ever met.
She deserves to win this.
I ❤️ her.
VOTE NOW.
@mandyharvey
#AGT
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What's that phone?
You think when you go off at 7am, that's when I'm getting up?
NO NO NO
I'll be hitting snooze until 10.
Deal with it.
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RETWEET. LIKE. VOTE!!!
THE VOTING LINES ARE OPEN!!!
#VOTECOLINCLOUD
NOW!!!
#AGT
@AGT
#America
#Sherlock
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AMERICA!!!
#VOTECOLINCLOUD
NOW!
He went undercover and punked the judges with your help!
Vote to see what he does in the final!
#AGT
@AGT
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@JaneyGodley
Main side effect - you’re gonna kick cancer in the dick and come out the other side as an even stronger rock star! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🥳
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Your support is utterly appreciated!!!
Thank you. THANK YOU ... THANK. YOU!!!
#AGT
@AGT
@chasegoehring
@thesupercollies
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I’m sick of
#FakeNews
.
I want
#CakeNews
.
Who’s with me?!?
Today ...
#CarrotCake
.
An oldie, but a goodie.
... tomorrow ...
#Tiramisu
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LANDED IN
#LA
!!
... ready for an intense few days preparing to blow you away on
@AGT
!
Let's do this!!
#VoteColinCloud
#AGT
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Strange lady:OMG! Are you?! I love your stuff!
Me:Oh?
Her:You’re in Penetonix right?
Me:Oh, no.
Her:You are!
Me:I’m definitely not.
Her:Then where do I know you from?
Me:Probably AGT.
Her:No, I don’t watch that. Where else could it be?
Me:I dunno...are you my real mom?
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People constantly trying to get you to share their posts is most annoying!
RETWEET IF YOU AGREE.
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My new favourite t-shirt AND life philosophy.
I’m sure
@taylorswift13
would be proud of me!
#Cat
#Cats
#Gorgeous
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Today I leave
#SF
for
#London
, then
#Scotland
.
Home for four days and then off to
#NewZealand
for a month.
My
#WorldTour
has begun.
#Tour
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Bye
#LA
.
See you next week when I return to
#SanFrancisco
.
In the meantime, flight to
#London
playlist sorted ...
@mandyharvey
#AGT
@AGT
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It's 10pm and I'm going to the gym.
At 12:30am I'm getting a pizza and watching
@AGT
.
Don't judge me!
...My body thinks it's 8 hours ago.
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This Halloween, I'm thinking of going as 'a blessing.'
... people always love them in disguise.
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I feel the focal point of my life is ever changing
But the wonderful people in it, make it consistent
Just wish we were all together at once
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Here I am with the wonderful
@mandyharvey
and
@thesupercollies
!!!
... two of my favourite ladies 💋💋!
#AGT
@AGT
#VOTE
!
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Sherlock Holmes had many skills ... next week, I share more with you!
#AGT
#TheMostUnexpextedThing
#VoteColin
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Glad I've only been awake for 24 hours and I'm still not even a bit tired.
Worst. Superpower. Ever.
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