Hate Monster Official
@HateMonsterScot
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The official face, and arbiter, of hate crime. Parody account not linked to the parodies that are Police Scotland or the Scottish Government.
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Police Scotland have deleted my page, which hurts my feelings and is therefore a hate crime.
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A big hello to all my fans on Twitter, which I'm deliberately deadnaming because I'm the Hate Monster.
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Welcome to my 1000+ followers today. Your names have all been added to the list of potential hate criminals.
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I am quoted in this important breaking news story:
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“He’s got a sensitive side too. He is open to trying out in CBeebies.”
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This is a hat crime.
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It's hard to be a Hate Monster. Even Twitter hates you.
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This is not a hate crime. Under the law of Scotland, this is "being kind".
Masked protestors screaming obscenities try to force entry to a medical conference in London on child health
#firstdonoharm
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This allegation is a hate crime.
The
#HateCrimeMonster
sent me a pic of what he’s got below his chin.
<tuts>
#clypesCharter
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Skinning the Hate Monster is a hate crime.
R.I.P.
#HateMonster
. I promise to wear you until the
#HateCrime
police or Fashion police get me. 🙏🏻
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I love meeting my adoring public.
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This flag is not in inclusive colours, and is therefore a hate crime.
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Not voting for me is a hate crime.
@HateMonsterScot
Dear Hate Monster,
Have you considered standing for Office, a bit like Count Binface only with much a better chance of success.
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This is a hate crime.
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This is a very very aggravated hate crime.
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This is the worst hate crime I've ever seen.
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Do you mind? This was a private moment.
Rawrrrr! The
#HateMonster
has found poor Greyfriar's Bobby! What a good little Hate Monster he makes. Thank you so much
@PoliceScotland
for your £400k cartoon monster.
#HumzasHateMonster
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Irn Bru with artificial sweeteners in it is a hate crime.
@DalgetySusan
@PoliceScotland
It is only a matter of time before the Hate Monster appears in an Irn Bru ad.
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I cannot parody this.
Telegraph:
@PoliceScotland
have been accused of targeting
@jk_rowling
by inventing a fictional character called “Jo” who thinks that sex is binary and bizarrely calls for 'transgender' people to be sent to gas chambers.
Archive:
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I did so much hate.
Great celebrity signing for Edinburgh’s Comedy Unleashed event. None other than the Hate Monster himself. Big cheers for the joke about Nicola going to jail. And having her hand in a till. I wonder who he was talking about 🤷♂️👇👇👇
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This is a hate crime 😢
Alex Salmond nominates Humza's Hate Monster for a Plank Of The Week Award 📺
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Literally everything that happens in Scotland today will be a hate crime.
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This is a hate crime againt Penfold.
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This is a hate crime against both women and lingerie.
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This is a hate crime.
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This is not good enough, frankly. I'm wasting away!
The number of online hate reports being received by Police Scotland has dropped almost 75% in the second week since the introduction of the Hate Crime and Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021 on 1 April 2024. Read more, and see the data here:
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This is a hate crime.
Seeing as the
#HateMonster
has now been let go by
@PoliceScotland
, they've now decided to go into politics…
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It was actually me who designed the "For You" tab in Twitter. It's there to make you hate.
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Alarmed? Someone just pulled my head off!
Brilliant night
@UnleashedComedy
Edinburgh. With 250 brilliant, committed free speechers in the room no wonder the
#HateMonster
looks a little alarmed.
#HateCrimeAct
#FreeSpeechNow
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This surgery, frighteningly, is not a hate crime. But drawing attention to it is.
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Lying about what hate crimes are is a hate crime.
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Being this stupid is a hate crime.
I’m not remotely worried about the Hate Crime Bill. It’s actually really easy not to stir up hatred against a minority.
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I'll scrap YOU.
📢 ALBA Party call for the repeal of the Hate Crime Act
Add your voice to the growing opposition by signing the petition 👇
✍️
#ScrapTheAct
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Freedom of speech is a hate crime.
An example of why it is so important to preserve freedom of speech
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Hate crime is timeless.
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No comment.
@HateMonsterScot
@WingsScotland
The Hate Crime Monster and Kate have both disappeared. What exactly is their relationship? The Palace needs to come clean on this.
HCM disappeared just after Obama's visit to Downing St. Why is USA interfering with our monsters?
The silence from Kingsley is deafening. Why?
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Inaccurate reporting is a hate crime.
We are aware of inaccurate media reporting about training material in place for the introduction of the Hate Crime and Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.
More info:
This training is based on explanatory notes for the new Act:
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This is a hate crime.
I am probably too old to be mixing lager, bourbon, banana liqueur and Newcastle Brown Ale. 😵💫
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This actually is a hate crime.
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Failing to like the First Minister is a hate crime.
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I AM NOBODY'S PUPPET.
Yesterday I interviewed
@sewingwithsteel
about making the hilarious Hate Monster puppet. Will upload our chat to YouTube soon 🤭😉
#HateCrimeAct
#WomenWontWheesht
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You must now report the police for a hate crime.
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That's what my mum always used to say 😢
@HateMonsterScot
The spiky cudgels of hate hang low and heavy from your spindly powerless arms.
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Reported misgendering.
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A lawyer misrepresenting the law this much is a hate crime.
A fact and the law:
1. Trans women are Women and are protected under the Equality Act 2010; and
2. A trans person who transitions is legally recognised as a woman in the UK and issued with a new birth certificate.
So it is wrong to call any trans woman a man. It’s that simple!
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A beautiful likeness, frankly.
I know I'm not the first to make a cuddly version of this wee poppet, but I'm quite proud of him!
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Non-crime non-hate incidents are also hate crimes, if you think about it.
Humza Yousaf supports police recording non-crime hate incidents.
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This is unquestionably a hate crime.
An abomination.
I only mention it to spare you.
My dinner did not meet expectations.
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I'm such an amateur at hate compared to trans activists.
What an asparagus piss-souled, morally vacant, heartless, thankless, reality-challenged, miserable late-upper-crust shitwitch devoid of anything resembling a hint of empathetic humanity.
Hope she spends the rest of her worthless life heaving with the bleakest internal loathing.
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Calling someone a "mental giant" is a hate crime, no matter how mental or giant they are.
Far be it from me to argue with the mental giant that is a host from A Place In The Sun, but she's actually broken the hate crime laws right here. Report to
@PoliceScotland
immediately.
#HateMonster
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Pretty much all of this is a hate crime.
A trans-identified male serving a 53-year sentence for domestic terrorism is suing for transfer to a women's prison, claiming he will cut off his own penis if he is not moved.
Emily Claire Hari was convicted of attempting to bomb a women's health center.
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I'm monitoring hate!
Thank you
@iain_masterton
for capturing these shots of the Hate Monster dancing today. Honestly, if I take my eyes off Herman for even five minutes the hairy bugger is off attention seeking!
#LetWomenSpeak
#LetWomenSpeakEdinburgh
#HumzasHateCrime
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This statement is a hate crime.
It's official: the Hate Monster is non-binary.
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Saying "chomping" when you mean "champing" is a hate crime.
Women have been saying right from the very start that the Hate Crime law will be used to target women, since women are not protected by it. Men are chomping at the bit for April 1st to be able to burn the witches. It's a truly evil law. I hope the Police get utterly swamped.
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This is ALL the hate crimes.
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This is a hate crime.
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This tweet is a hate crime.
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Being this stupid is definitely a hate crime.
I guess every person that’s used a bathroom on a plane, a porter potty, and/or their bathroom at home is “a creep or a freak,” because those are all single stall, all gender bathrooms too.
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Biology is a hate crime.
Can I get one order of Sex Ed, a side of basic biology and a tall glass of WTF please?
GOOGLE EXISTS, I swear!
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This is a hate crime.
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(That's not my real voice, that's my stage voice. I actually sound like Morgan Freeman crossed with Sean Connery.)
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So proud of you all!
3,800 online hate complaints in first day of Hate Crime Scotland Act? That’s quite a lot of police time. And remember CC Jo Farrell promised that they’d all be recorded and investigated. Scotland instantly becomes the “hate” capital of the worlds
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This is a hate crime.
@SecretSmiley52
@ScotlandSuper
@WingsScotland
Women should be able to speak without being punched by men!
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@FFS_WhatNow
@JNHanvey
Also, it didn't have that effect in the 80s at all. LGB acceptance rose steadily for 40 years until the TQ got involved.
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Questioning government legislation is a hate crime.
It’s reported that Police Scotland training for the new hate crime bill features this incident where a member of public calls Patrick Harvie a ‘deviant’ and the Green MSP responds ‘you’re a bigot’. Given Harvie had the man arrested and charged, what need is there for tougher law?
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This is definitely a hate crime.
A Tory MSP claims a Scottish Government minister threatened him in the chamber of the Scottish Parliament. 👇 Full story
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This cannot possibly be a hate crime.
Humza Yousaf's parents accused of displaying images which advocate the "annihilation of Israel and Jews" with "anti-Semitic" window display at family business.
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Living in a different time zone is a hate crime.
@robfcarver
@petergoeman_
@Baylor
Rob, posting against trans rights specifically on a day set aside to memorialise people who were victims of anti-trans violence is a priori hateful speech. She could have done it on Holy Saturday or the Monday after. I would have disagreed, but not seen it like this.
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Blocking is a hate crime.
And Bill has now blocked me. There are too many questions about the behaviour of
@theSNP
and even he can not justify it.
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Being this stupid is a hate crime.
GMB NEWS going full pelt with the hate law. No mention yet of similar laws in England.
This isn't about “freedom of speech”
This is a full out attack on Scotland, Devolution and our Democracy.
We need to be taking radical steps to turn this around.
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This lady is a hate criminal.
@WelshGovernment
I'm a 5ft grandma in her 60s .
Who is going to feel safer
in Wales? A 6ft man in a dress being told he's a man by me, or me being told by a 6ft man in a dress that he demands access to the women only spaces I have every right to expect.
#WalesHatesWomen
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