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@RealSpikeCohen @Casselberry_FLA 2060, your air permit has expired and you have 24 hours to renew it or drones will be sent to your home to put a plastic bag over your head… for your safety.
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@curious_founder Except, the reality is much more like “Look honey, they’re censoring doctors and scientists who aren’t conforming with the narrative” “Look honey, the emergency use authorisation is contingent on there being no other effective products being available on the market” “Look
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@EndlessSwimming @ConcertsByRap The resemblance is uncanny
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@dkayofficial_ *Takes selfies in a lift like this* *Claims to be Alpha male*
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@owenjonesjourno When Rachel Reeves said “We’re no longer a party of protest”, that was unbelievably sinister. It was akin to a robotic humanoid telling ordinary people their voices will no longer be heard.
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@owenjonesjourno I actually think it’s more sinister than just plain “racism”. It’s deliberate propaganda to derive sympathy with Israel as a state.
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@IveBeen17d1 @FBNHistory “Plain crash” Is that just an ordinary crash? As opposed to a flavoured crash? Or does the person who compiled this not know how to spell plane?🤦‍♂️
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@JamesBlunt Change your name to: My Name? I can’t tell you that. It will make your life very very difficult. Every conversation will go like this: Guy: Ahh you’re James Blunt. JB: No, actually my name is… my name? I can’t tell you that. Guy: But you’re James Blunt. JB: No I
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@stillgray You chose to be a delivery driver. Dogs are common. “I’m scared of dogs” shows humility. “I’ll kill it” is a threat to a family member. The driver is the problem.
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@mehdirhasan He’s not doing a great job of throttling criticism of him considering the top tweet on my feed is one accusing him of corruption and oligarchy. Do you have any evidence he’s throttling criticism? Please present it.
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@RupertLowe10 Why do politicians love war so f*cking much. The world is totally f*cking upside-down.
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@JuliaHB1 Why do 560 people wield so much power over 60+ million? This method of democracy isn't working. Parliament has reached the end of its usefulness. We need to reclaim the power - optional direct democracy needs to become reality and ASAP. Tyranny has a stranglehold on us all.
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@PhilipProudfoot 1. How does throwing soup over a painting in London prevent a hurricane in Florida? Why go after the common man and ignore the companies actually responsible for oil production? 2. Solar flares and the weakening of the magnetic poles are far more likely contributors to changing
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@PolitlcsUK The man has a chipolata on his shoulder. Now he has egg and bacon on his face.
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@Jennifer_Arcuri “You can’t survive it, it’s not possible, unless you’re very very lucky” So you’re saying it is, in fact, possible?
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@jakeshieldsajj Civilians do not deserve it. Most Israelis are totally innocent and do not want this conflict. Same goes for the people of Gaza, Lebanon, Syria, Iran etc. It's the psychopathic politicians and fundamentalists. They are all a stain on the world.
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@Demo2020cracy A lot of people are saying to themselves “hang on now, the conspiracy theorists have consistently called the next move correctly over the last 18 months. Maybe I should hear them out”
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Tony Blair knighted?! Fuck. Off. Why don’t we make Ghislaine Maxwell a dame at the same time?
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@AlexBerenson @RealAlexJones Terrible take. Like, really awful and juvenile. Punitive damages are supposed to cover losses and quantifiable hurt resulting from the actual damage caused by an action. Alex Jones did not commit the atrocity that was Sandy Hook. He drew attention to some bizarre behaviour,
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@cory_hansen @Based__UK Thanks for pointing this out. I wish people would stop making these false claims, it really hurts the credibility of the movement.
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@stillgray WhAt EvEn Is ThIs
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@jhall_m25 @Nick_Pye "Could be worse, at least it's not North Korea, stop complaining" "Could be worse, at least they only cut off one of your legs, stop complaining" Glad to see we have UK citizens demanding the highest standards from our leaders... /s
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@Criminalsimpson The Simpstance.
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@AlexBerenson @RealAlexJones You're showing yourself to be an idiot with a vendetta. It doesn't matter what you personally want for Alex. It does matter when the justice system doesn't serve justice.
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@mtracey Rand and Ron Paul are the Jeremy Corbyns of the US. Smeared into oblivion because they are not corruptible and are genuine threats to establishment power.
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@SandyofSuffolk Sausage Freer Keir.
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@Keir_Starmer We will stabilise the eggconomy. We will fix the potato fritters. We will deliver the sausages. FTFY bro.
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@LessWasteLaura Governments have a history of selling something as a bundle of positives only for the real intention of the scheme to be concealed / trojan horsed. Having lots of amenities in a 15 minute radius is a great idea. Restrictions on movement are disgustingly tyrannical.
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@DPJHodges Firstly, they’re not “anti-vaxxers”. Secondly, they’re highlighting the hypocrisy from people who said “why do you think you know better than the experts” Now the MSM finally platforms one of the MANY experts who questioned the narrative, and you dismiss him as the wrong sort.
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@TheBeard_PW @discarda @goonercraig74 @boybrown408 @David01dl @SSpurs1971 @Leesy29 True. Why stop there then? Why not just say West Ham won the Champions League? That’s a trophy too. Fuck it - West Ham won the World Cup everyone. Why isn’t David Moyes a Sir yet?!
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@JanetP79 @BallumKrisset @pritipatel Don’t be dense. Implement authoritarian, tyrannical laws removing people’s inalienable civil rights, and you can expect push back. It’s really not that hard to understand.
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@paulisthejoker Typical Paul Smith “Joke”: Paul: What’s your name mate? John: John. Paul: John?! John: Yeah. Paul: What do yous do John?! John: Plumber. Paul: You’re a plumber?! John: Yeah. Paul: Yeah I thought so. *HaHaHaHa 🤪* Is this ya missus? John: Yeah. Paul: What’s your
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@JamesMelville My entire life governments have said, “just give us a chance and we’ll make things better” whilst making EVERYTHING worse invariably.
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@Gillianfnuttall @YorkieWR You’re right, businesses have the right to ask you wear a mask. They could also ask you to wear a red nose, which is as effective as a mask at stopping viral spread. We also have the right to point out the stupidity of it and to render ourselves exempt from doing so.
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@CycleOrpington Hey guys, Elect me chancellor and I will put a tax on insufferable cyclists like this guy. I call it the cycle twat tax. And this guy is already in arrears.
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@owenjonesjourno Israel: Bombs Gaza, kills loads of kids. David Lammy: 👀 Iran: 😠 Israel: Bombs Gaza again, kills loads morw kids. David Lammy: 👀 Iran: 😡 Israel: Bombs Gaza AGAIN, kills loads more kids. David Lammy: 🫣 Iran: 😤 fires rockets at Israel’s military bases. Kills no
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@TutBeamer The narrative appears to be changing worldwide… video released in the UK yesterday where an unvaccinated doctor is able to freely point out the flaws in “The Science” to the health secretary.
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@NJA_UK @owenjonesjourno No casualties. Not one single one. Calls it a "horrific attack". 40,000 dead in gaza.
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@implausibleblog If you slow it down, and you look carefully, she says something to him after they kiss. “Your breath smells like sausages”
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When your double jabbed friends say “I’m not getting the booster”
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@Donthespawn Nope, it was learned. Once the authority says “We should do A” and then nonchalantly does B time and time and time again, blaming “honest mistakes”, you can’t in all good conscience continue the charade.
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@Criminalsimpson "You have selected Driver. I suggest putter. Driver. Out of bounds. Do you want to play again? You have selected, no."
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@CraigMurrayOrg The internet will remember Craig. You’re on the right side of history. 🤝
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@GGPoker 9,999,999 SnGs turn $3 into $2. Netting GGpoker $9.99m in rake. Then 1 of them turns $1 into $100K Meaning GG only made $9.899m in rake. Do I have the numbers correct?
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If the US, the UK and Canada were truly independent democracies run for and by the people, you wouldn’t have their respective leaders using the “Build Back Better” slogan in ANY of their speeches. They would all come up with their own.
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@bobscartoons Bob you’re a legend. Keep making awesome art. One of the few real artists around right now. Maybe in the future more people will appreciate how politically accurate you’ve been. 10/10 as always.
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@kev1n1985 If you make an average of £150K a year at a 9-5 for 40 years, you're paying roughly £3m in income tax, and you get to keep £3m. You got a mortgage for a £1.5m house at an average interest rate of 6%. You just paid £1m in interest over 20 years. £2.5m in total. You now have a
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@MontagueTerrie That my conspiracy research was not a waste of time.
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@RyanRallyOh The term “Anti-vaxxer” is based on exactly the same principle. They are both weaponised to ostracise political dissidents.
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@Jeremy_0722 @puckyou1977 @POTUS Ahh but see the vaccines are SUPER effective against mutations like delta, omicron, multicron, malticrunch, crunchybunch, crunchy nut, olsen twins, twinkle boobs and melon holder, but if you don’t trust in big pharma, you ain’t even black.
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Macron unravels key elements of his plan to “piss-off” the unvaccinated whilst they travel
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@Keir_Starmer Say the sausage line again I liked that bit. Rest was boring.
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@status_culture @SystemUpdate_ @ggreenwald @benshapiro @RealCandaceO Glenn has been one of the best journalists around for a long time. One of the last true investigative journalists. He broke the Snowden story.
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@sophielouisecc Why do so many political commentators talk like this? There is no "winning". There is death, the creation of more martyrs and later a further reaction. Iran didn't fire rockets out of nowhere. What you are calling for is a full on escalation in the conflict and the beginning
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🚨BREAKING: Djokovic saga causes mass pull-outs from tournament. The first and final match of the Australian Open 2022, will now be contested by Ian Davis and his wife Sheila from Perth. Live footage below. #BoycottAusOpen
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@g_gosden Cons in power: Things are shit because of labour. Labour in power: Things are shit because of the conservatives. Maybe, both these parties just make everything shit?
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@bobscartoons @WallStreetSilv Wow! They even removed your signature Bob. That’s disgusting.
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@aginnt @ezralevant I love that he says "these people don't BELIEVE in science". Science isn't something you "believe" in. Science is the absence of belief and the observation of empirical data. What a fucking moron this man is.
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🚨 BREAKING: Novak Djokovic has been stripped of his 2021 Australian Open title after testing positive for unvaccinated blood. The trophy has just been presented to last year's runner up, Roger Federer, pictured below. #boycottAustralianOpen
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🚨Breaking: Fact-Checkers find that intelligent people trust government and all politicians implicitly, and only stupid people would ever question government authority.
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Um, OK. 🙄 🤦‍♂️
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@iamgregk @JordanSchachtel He’d answer “Vel, on zis one question, I answer to you”
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@WriteEditPJ Ahhh in the scientific community we call this the “AAE” lightening. Or Adobe After Effects lightening to give it it’s full name.
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@jreynoldsMP You’d have been better off inviting JUST Elon Musk. I recognise one of those investors from an episode of Crimewatch.
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@PeterGazdik @Tristan75787380 @Doobyscoo1234 @DaddyMcBoy @brkohn @Rainmaker1973 Because ALL the mainstream “solutions” being offered to us to combat climate change just happen to mean: 1. Lower living standards for the everyman 2. Higher taxes 3. More restriction on movement 4. Intro of CBDCs 5. Inflation
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@accountingetc I don't know how many times it needs to be said but POLITICAL LOBBYING NEEDS TO BE MADE ILLEGAL.
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@jeremycorbyn Clearly they don’t. They don’t oppose killing in the slightest. Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Gaza, etc. It’s a very convenient “thinning of the herd” to many of the people in power. What they DO oppose however, is the sharing of information they do not have control over.
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@Kit_Yates_Maths @SusanMichie Irrelevant?! Are you dense? She’s a professor of PSYCHOLOGY! Not a virologist/epidemiologist or even pathologist. Lockdowns and masks are political decisions, not scientific ones. So her deflection of the question is sinister and pathetic to be honest.
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@stillgray This "surgical" strike looks like it took out just one guy. No wonder the collateral damage is so incredibly low. Oh no wait, that's the exact opposite of what this looks like.
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@greg16676935420 @stephenasmith Easy. Leave it there and return to your friends as if nothing happened. Then, when the conversation dies for a moment, appear scared and say “did you hear that?”. When they respond with “I didn’t hear anything”, you say “I just heard what sounded like a large raccoon go
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@EssexPR I always knew the man had a chipolata on his shoulder.
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Wow, I didn’t realise it was word for word!! Trudeau is a dangerous idiot.
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@sophielouisecc There’s one person’s opinions we could really do without right now. 👇👇👇
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@MrHustleMCR Reasons why this is absolutely not real. 1. If any single average person saw this out of the window, they would follow it with their camera to try and keep it in the centre of the frame. The person who filmed this was clearly filming the mountains. 2. They would almost
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@markpoling @stillgray There are multiple light sources you can't see. I highly doubt this is fake.
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@NorthamptonEye @JamesMelville "People called Bob Gordon tend to be racist, misogynists who don't really believe in science. Should we really have to tolerate the Bob Gordons of this world? The people who aren't called Bob Gordon want us to go back to normality"
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@hoorayharvey @BlazerCupboard @GBNEWS Great, so you’re in a great position to clarify and argue your point rather than just saying “you’re better than this”. Why waste time in typing that out if you’re not going to offer anything of value to back it up? Pretty lazy that is. I prefer my cardiologists to not be lazy.
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@dmalyan @margarethodge It never ceases to amaze me when MPs don't understand our own tax system.
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@DMaybrick @sophielouisecc “Hi guys, I’m taking a break from Social Media to concentrate on my book…. for 38 minutes”
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@Arwenstar Yep. This whole thing has done irreparable damage to the reputations of the pharmaceutical companies involved. Medical intervention should ALWAYS be a choice. The body has an amazing ability to heal itself.
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@_Apost8 @calvinrobinson @GSpellchecker The naivety is astonishing. You really think they want your input? They've imagined their own perfect society, and they are creating it, whether you like it or not. You are an obstacle. You have no say. You get scraps, and if you don't like it, off to the quarantine camp for you.
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The unwaxxed be avoiding the jab like…
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Macron is a fucking psychopath. If you told me in 2019 we would get to this point, I would have laughed at you. This is insane. 🤡🤡🤡
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@RichardJMurphy The world, not just the UK is tired of politicians campaigning on one thing and doing something totally different. What the fuck is the point in having an elected government if they just do what they want anyway? Nick Clegg “I will not raise top up fees” Raises top up fees
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@MatthewStadlen @EssexPR @emilysheffield My god, how upside down can you possibly get it? The editor of a major London newspaper, SIL to an ex-PM is writing articles calling for the “punishment” of those averse to medical and govt. coercion, and you call a guy standing up to it a bully? LOL
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@CycleOrpington lol. This guy thinks flooding due to blocked drains is the sea level rising. That pesky climate change ran amok in the 60s. If they didn’t switch to paper straws and electric cars by 1965, they’ll be in an ice age by 1972. No wait. 82. No, 92. No sorry 2002. I mean 2012. I mean
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I am a fully qualified NPC who specialises in wokiatrics. I have had three doses of the magic, because the leaflet said it would protect me. I am so grateful for the serum and you should be too. It is SaFe AnD EfFeCtIVe. All hail PfAIzer. #VaccinesWork
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@KING_CHARLIEIII @bobscartoons @WallStreetSilv What man? The man who wants credit for his work?! This account will earn money from Bob’s work.
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@suzseddon Since when do nation states adopt a policy of begging? I’m gunna buy a couple of flags and a webcam and say: “I need £50K to cover my mortgage, £25K for my car and £600K to cover the gas bill”
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Guilt tripping someone into taking an experimental medical treatment for SOMEONE ELSE’s benefit is morally reprehensible.
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@valiant_memes @Rothmus Seems weirder to me to go to work gross.
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@yay_its_james You were saying?
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@AndyBelfast @sajidjavid Also quite clearly playing to the nation's emotions, which is exactly the opposite of what politics should be about!
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@stovies5 @GMB He’s a member of The Trilateral Commission. Other previous members include a certain Mr J Epstein, D Rockefeller and H Kissinger. All lovely people I’m sure.
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I am not opposed to governments issuing "guidance" as far as pandemics are concerned, however, no democratic government should EVER have the power to: a) mandate a stay-at-home order (lockdown) b) mandate an injection / medical procedure Governance by consent, or none at all.
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@northerness You’re welcome
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