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@Halko500k
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2 years
Every day visualise ruin…
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@Halko500k
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French qts never dress like this, this outfit is considered low class and very crass
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French upper class gf: wears tailored Chanel suits, dines at Michelin-starred restaurants, secretly votes for Marine Le Pen
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@Halko500k
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>quit tradfi >slept 10 hrs for the past 3 days Refreshed and restored. Full time Dopex now
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@Halko500k
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2 years
Thinking if there is some causation between tech girl daycare job tik tok and 250k ppl laid off from tech
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@Halko500k
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2 years
>$ARB visibly undervalued, pumps to $2 >Treasuries of DAOs on Arbitrum that got these massive airdrops are suddenly worth more >DAO tokens pump >Arbitrum TVL pumps >$ARB reprices at 2.50 Repeat ad nauseum till $ARB hits top 12 cryptos
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@Halko500k
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3 years
With the power of composability, here's the quick guide on how to use @dopex_io SSOV-p if you're the "keeping stables in @CurveFinance to buy ze dip" kind of guy. What if you can do the same but earn option premiums on top?
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@Halko500k
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5 months
A friend of mine went to Moldova once and get detained by Pridnestrovian military for 48 hours as an alleged spy. When asked for the purpose of his visit he said: „tourism”. The armyman replied: „No one comes here for tourism, you are under arrest”
@shagbark_hick
𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗
5 months
Amazing you could rent this apartment in Bălți, Moldova for $390/mo, utilities inc. In Bălți, a loaf of bread sells for about $0.40, pound of beef is $3, pound of apples is $0.30, a litre of domestic beer is $2. A King's life awaits. Some would say "Moldova sucks" but who
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@Halko500k
HALKO
1 year
Hear me out $CHICAGO we bet on weekly homicide numbers
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@Halko500k
HALKO
6 months
Turns out he wasn’t shitposting
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@Halko500k
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4 months
This is a cookie-cutter Parisienne look if you're curious. Looks good only if you're low BMI (status symbol), you can wear designer brands while larping as being a commoner (status symbol). There is an old passage that says that Parisiennes dress as if every day was a mourning
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@Halko500k
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5 months
@functi0nZer0 My friend used to work there at the helpdesk. He said there were a few queries a day where people would buy some crypto via the app, the price would go down and then they'd ask for a refund
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@Halko500k
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2 years
GM, Morning coffee autismo. You have 100k USD farming in Curve. Would you put 1k USD at risk to increase your farming revenue by 60%? This 1k is purely exposed to changes in Curve APYs If so -> @dopex_io -> Interest rate options, coming soon to you
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@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
With the amount of different tokens and TVL Dopex is looking to onboard to Arbitrum, $DPX price seems to be a proxy for Arbitrum as a whole
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@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
> @dopex_io announces a release-heavy Q1 >the market nukes like there is no tomorrow It's a rule
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@Halko500k
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4 months
In general the whole idea of the Parisienne style is the subversion of "liberté, égalité, fraternité" where high-status people pretend to wear faux-egalitarian "commoner" clothes. It's basically a masquerade that may be invisible to the trained eye
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@Halko500k
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3 years
Happy to say your fella became a Lending Lead at Banker Joe @traderjoe_xyz So in addition to explaining options at @dopex_io I will now be explaing to you cheap credit and leverage degen plays. Or both. Gonna be fun
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@Halko500k
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@Halko500k
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2 years
Thinking if there is some causation between tech girl daycare job tik tok and 250k ppl laid off from tech
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3 years
Tetra prolly the best advisor, angel, you want to have behind a project you are at. High conviction, high patience. Ready to outlast his tradfi vc competition. You wanna pvp, pvp the VCs and their dirty extortion tactics. PvP between cartoon characters is what VCs love to see
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@Halko500k
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3 years
Bought 3 more @tubbycatsnft today
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@Halko500k
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3 years
I think that @redactedcartel has managed to solve the current metagame
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@Halko500k
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4 months
@Porkchop_EXP "sent from Vijayawada, Andhra Pradesh"
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@Halko500k
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3 years
Probably the best time to accumulate OHM and gOHM in silence. Few.
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@Halko500k
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9 months
fuck the planet, I want my cheap weekend break to Rome
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@Halko500k
HALKO
2 years
Do you know what can prevent an ecosystem from getting obliterated by a 50mln illiquid loan? Atlantics. At a fair price. Wen? Soon @dopex_io
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@Halko500k
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3 months
@GunterFehlinger Incoming future rulers of the properly west-aligned Austria
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@Halko500k
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2 years
Absolutely unreal numbers. Over 20% on USDC, 135% on leveraged GLP That’s what happens when @JonesDAO_io takes @GMX_IO GLP apart and rebuilds it into tranches
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@Halko500k
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1 year
This collection looks soulless and hollow. It's like "what people who never interacted with milady imagine milady" - and the result is repulsive
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@Halko500k
HALKO
2 years
The upcoming Atlantic Straddles by @dopex_io prolly the coolest thing to be deployed this quarter in defi As a trader - buy short term ITM straddles (3-7 days), bet on mkt swings As an LP - almost like LPing on UNIv3 but ur liq is always concentrated (no position mgmt needed)
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@Halko500k
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2 years
What if Dopex has found a way to
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@Halko500k
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3 years
#Dopex epoch ending this Friday, vaults reopening + new vaults launching this weekend Anon
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@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
Regular options: Collateral locked in the contract until expiry Atlantics: Moveable collateral What means? Build structured products that reuses it Examples: Wrapper which moves collateral to the borrowing protocol - saves from the liquidation
@tztokchad
TsykTok-Chad ⚡
3 years
Atlantic options
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@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
I am very excited to see call options on $Avax All the Avax collected by the SSOV will be placed at @traderjoe_xyz Banker Joe and used for lending to earn additional yield and collect $JOE rewards. $JOE rewards will be then distributed to the SSOV depositors
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@stryke_xyz
Stryke ⚡
3 years
#Avax SSOV (Single-Staking Options Vault) is LIVE NOW! ⏰ Deposits are LIVE now & closes in 72hrs 💰 Deposit here: (switch to avalanche network) 📖 @avalancheavax @traderjoe_xyz
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@Halko500k
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3 years
Question to @tanoeth : You deposit 3000 USD margin to GMX, open a 5x lev long ETH position. Would you pay extra 120 dollars to avoid liquidation for 24 hrs? Would you pay extra 220 dollars to have the same protection on your 5x lev, but have it last for a week?
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@Halko500k
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2 years
Merry Christmas say it back
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@Halko500k
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9 months
@sharghzadeh @AmalekAmerican Santa meet and greet is a strict Anglo/American tradition, it has been relatively unknown (and still is in many) Latin or Slavic countries
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@Halko500k
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3 years
Finally putting the SSOV-p materials together. Needed to run a few calcs but had this small buzz moment. Crypto natives are farming with stables to buy the dip. SSOV-p - set your bid level, depo collateral - it goes to curve + collects prem. Same result, fatter yield
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@Halko500k
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Got airdropped 9k USD as a schizoposters holder
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@Halko500k
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2 years
Cool thing abt the @dopex_io building philosophy was to build conservative and think about the tails. All the options on all the volatile assets were fully collateralized and settled on-chain. No black boxes, no credit risk. The result? Everything keeps settling as expected
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@Halko500k
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2 years
Inside you there is a milady and a remilio
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@Halko500k
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3 years
Time for round 2: Use @dopex_io to write puts on $BTC, $ETH, $gOHM, $DPX, $rDPX, $GMX, $CRV and $TERRA. In addition, your collateral will be working hard at @CurveFinance Deposits close Tuesday, 1 March, 22:00 UTC.
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@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
With the power of composability, here's the quick guide on how to use @dopex_io SSOV-p if you're the "keeping stables in @CurveFinance to buy ze dip" kind of guy. What if you can do the same but earn option premiums on top?
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@Halko500k
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2 years
Celsius nuke was obvious but learning abt 3ac endeavours as more and more is known is spirit-breaking
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@Halko500k
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3 years
You'd love to trade some puts on orange coin, wouldn't you
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@Halko500k
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2 years
In the londyzone
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@Halko500k
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2 years
Approaching londyzone. Speed: terminal
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@Halko500k
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1 year
Seeing @traderjoe_xyz go live on Ethereum is a huge W. TJ Team is prolly the most succesful team that navigated 2021-2023 correctly despite having their chains/ecos getting constantly rugged by traumatizing events. Big kudos to @cryptofishx @0xmurloc and the rest of the team
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@Halko500k
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2 years
@0xfbifemboy It’s good except for the linear work output (unless you take enhancement drugs kek)
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@Halko500k
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2 years
I've lost friends over this. I may lose my job over it. But here's the cold hard truth: putting infants on a roller coaster that terminates inside an active volcano is WRONG.
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@Halko500k
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3 years
@ledgerstatus lol wanna do Dopex stage invasion? @xenes1s
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3 years
exactly one more month left till I can switch off the alarm clock forever
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@Halko500k
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2 years
@SpudgunO >tfw a new Kaiserreich patch steals all the V3 players b/c it feels more immersive in recreating early 1900s than V3 despite starting as a fever dream of some syndicalistboos
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@Halko500k
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@PaulSkallas Absolutely brutal work hours, messed up sleep schedule and prevailing alcoholism in the profession (if ur a big animals vet). Cows or sheep dont care you want to sleep at 2am. The farm owner rings you and you hop out of your bed and drive
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@Halko500k
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2 years
Suppose there is an option product that: - sells OTM options at better and more flexible params than DOVs - has a real DeFi utility, stabilizes the mkt - doesn't dump volatility on the market makers - has 100% transparency - fully on-chain Would you sell the options there?
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@omeguhh
Omeguhh (,Ω)
2 years
@Halko500k I can’t believe dopex found a way to
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@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
1/ One of the most underrated @dopex_io features is the Swap function, which allows to pull of some very advanced/refined strats behind the curtains. The whole trick of the swap function is that it allows to change the strike and expiry of the option. Wat mean? Let's see
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@Halko500k
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Got airdropped 6k USD as a remilio holder
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@Halko500k
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6 months
Got airdropped 9k USD as a schizoposters holder
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@Halko500k
HALKO
1 year
Tbf there is something interesting in how women found their art space around RemCo. @tylkojedyna @WhiteHeartsNFT @bbykyoko @SpymiIk and many more No fake signalling like World of Women, no pretentious „woman founder” larp with hollow content (many collections I can’t name)
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@Halko500k
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Good luck with that. BRICS can’t even run their banking systems properly. Moving Yuan as a non-resisent is a punishment straight from the 5th circle of hell. Add the dispute settlement risk and you end up with another clickbaity empty promise
@WatcherGuru
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🇷🇺 Russia to use Chinese yuan instead of US dollars to settle trade with Asia, Africa, and Latin America.
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@Halko500k
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1 year
McLondy world order
@revishvilig
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Surreal: Wagner fighters are ordering food in former McDonald's, now Vkusno i Tochka in Rostov
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@Halko500k
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I am still in an absolute awe that #dopex SSOV managed to originate, match and settle european options with 70 mln USD of underlying fully on-chain. All in a trustless, self-custodial environment. And the things are only getting started
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@Halko500k
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3 years
Day one of SSOV, @dopex_io collecting 666k USD to the option writers. Prolly nothing
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@Halko500k
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3 years
$DPX 50 bil tvl is fud. I did the math.
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@Halko500k
HALKO
2 years
You can spot a porn-addicted coomer brain instantly based on takes like these
@liberalmonarch
Л?берал_𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝 🧠🎮
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She may be a nice person etc., but Emilia Clarke was never attractive. Maybe you could cast her as a kinda cute but relatable peasant girl in some historical drama, but that's about it. She's the Beyond Burger of Beauty — a stepping stone to cockroach cusine & Ashley Graham.
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@Halko500k
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@Porkchop_EXP @Feuer_Hund North leftism: studying, graduating, landing top tier jobs, sharing lefty memes while driving Audi South leftism: smoking cigs eating pintxos in a Pamplona bar, planning punk rock concert, „imagine how many parties we could do if Andalucians didnt steal our tax money"
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@Halko500k
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Admins doing something - @dopex_io discord added the collabland and @Mithical_io @tubbycatsnft @MiladyMaker holders are getting some neat, special roles
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@Halko500k
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3 years
@QCPCapital Hey @QCPCapital you ommited @dopex_io with around 77 mln USD of TVL in single-staking option vaults on @arbitrum , which is over 10% of the TVL in your chart
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@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
Possible with @dopex_io Atlantic Options soon and can be integrated as a money lego with any leverage-based protocol
@Route2FI
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3 years
Is there a DeFi protocol that offers no liquidation risk combined with 110% collateral? Maybe not possible, but I couldn't get that idea out of my head. I'm thinking like a combination of Alchemix and Liquity
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@Halko500k
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3 years
Banker Joe @traderjoe_xyz is offering some sweet deals today. Over 9% APY on blue and green dollar deposits, and over 19% on the yellow one + Joe rewards on top. Sounds like a stablecoin paradise
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@Halko500k
HALKO
2 years
wanna see some leaks?
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@JonesDAO_io
Jones
2 years
2️⃣ DAYS until $jGLP & $jUSDC 🤠 We are freeing the hat 🕵️‍♂️
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3 years
Whitelist an old, boring, yield-bearing, defi bluechip to SSOV, allow degens to take directional degen bets and farmers to boost yield. Possible 100% returns in a short time with spot moving within the 2 standard dev bands. Degen paradise decoupled from spot pumps @dopex_io
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@Halko500k
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Transgressive messages need to embedded into a flourishing online culture. Otherwise you risk becoming what BAYC, Moonbirds et al have become - ie. a passive aggresive fake wagmi vibes, where your founders have dumped on you but you still pretend to have a “community”
@KyleRiggins
Riggs
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If you are on this stage please go fuck yourselves There is ZERO place for this blatant bigotry I’m literally shaking with anger right now
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@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
Ethereum
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@Halko500k
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2 years
Entering the londyzone vs leaving the londyzone
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@Porkchop_EXP
Porkchop Express
2 years
The outside of the hotel is rekt too. The damage could have potentially been MUCH worse. Preliminary reports suggest the cause is wear and tear of the material - but how do you even maintain and replace it? This was a very non-Lindy aquarium concept.
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@Halko500k
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„Miami is the Singapore of Latinos” „Dubai is the Miami of Slavs” „Moscow is the Dubai of Turkic Asians” „Singapore is the Moscow of the Han”
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@Halko500k
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2 years
Still thinking about that one milady that died and returned to life last spring
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@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
I’m extremely excited to share my proposed @dopex_io logo redesign
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@Uniswap
Uniswap Labs 🦄
3 years
1/ 🦄 Today, we’re incredibly excited to share proposed new branding for the Uniswap Protocol.
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Interesting to see midwits turn into doomposters. Back when we were „up only” for the past decade, doomposters were a niche looking to find flaws, risks etc in the current system and prepare for them. Right now it’s: Bad headline -> omg the world is ending
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@Halko500k
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3 years
Dopex metavault idea: - User interacts with the protocol, connects the wallet - Algorithm scans their wallet for tokens, checks if puts are available in SSOV-p - Offers one-click portfolio insurance at various floor levels
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@Halko500k
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Recall how original punk movement from the 70s was sporting swastikas as a shock statement? Signalling like this is costly. It also makes the subsequent messages bear more weight. It’s 2023 and turns out you need to post “retard nigger” to show you’re truly free
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@Halko500k
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1 year
BREAKING: Summer is warm
@CryptOrca
CryptOrca
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Europe is burning 🙈
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HALKO
2 years
How to be a degen of the month: 1) Have punk 2) Go to @JPEGd_69 3) Borrow pUSD 4) Buy $APE 5) Pray
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3 years
@tztokchad As the cat is out of the bag, would be interesting to actually see @redactedcartel acquring veDPX and using their CVX and CRV power to position themselves accordingly in the [redacted] vaults
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@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
Had a small chat with @FroyoFren , @DAOJonesOptions on the way to turn the structured defi landscape on its head
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HALKO
4 months
Bullshit, it's a cultural thing.
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@Empty_America
VB Knives
4 months
Like many things, I suspect the love of quiet is mostly an effect of population aging, not a deep cultural trait. College rental neighborhoods are plenty loud. And I suspect that Western cities were very loud indeed when the median age was 20 years old.
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HALKO
3 years
It’s crystal clear 💎
@DeFiKingdoms
DeFi Kingdoms 🔺🌿
3 years
Excited to partner with Dopex, integrated into DFK Chain.
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Both of these people were presumed dead
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2 years
Milady too expensive? Feel free to steal mine and use as you like
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HALKO
2 years
Getting dms asking if there is a hidden alpha in cigawrettes. There is none, it has barely minted 22% of the supply, no one touches it. It's just an art project that looks stunning. Cigs cost pennies, your worst case is you end up with with a thought provoking milady derivative
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How is JOE 300 mil mcap again?
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T-5 hours
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2 years
Friday in the 4HL, you can really feel the pull of the weekend...
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HALKO
3 years
I did more maths, 250 billion TVL is fud. It is inevitable
@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
$DPX 50 bil tvl is fud. I did the math.
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I think this is the most overlooked thing about SSOV. SSOV would allow big players to elegantly exit positions without impacting the liquidity, while collecting extra yield on too
@Rafi_0x
Rafi_0x
3 years
15/ And when you look at it like that, we can see SSOVs not as a niche options trader product, but as a whole new yield category for DeFi. You had “earn yield by lending your funds”, “earn yield by providing AMM liquidity”, and now you have “earn yield on your limit sell orders”
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@instant_party This month yes. Then Italians, Latinas, Slavics and back to French
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@CanteringClark 300 dollars
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HALKO
2 years
GLP Yield Stabilization Reserve is a horribly bad proposal. GLP's pnl engine is a mix of the "yield" aka fees collected and the trader pnl (aka your result of market making). As a GLP LP want for both for them to be in your favour, but: 1/3
@defipleb
defipleb
2 years
GLP Yield Stabilization Reserve (YSR) Proposal. Go vote! $gmx 🫐
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@LandsharkRides Rajesh Peet spoke about this...
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HALKO
2 years
How to do DeFi in 2022 Step 1 - open a random Wikipedia page in finance category Step 2 - find random academics with no rl world experience to advise u Step 3 - white paper Step 4 - disregard lindy solutions Step 5 - fail to gain pmf Step 6 - rug
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@Halko500k
HALKO
3 years
Bought 5000 ETH calls a few moments before 19:00 UTC see ya at the New Year's Eve
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3 years
You are bridging your ETH to @arbitrum today Anon, don't you? #Dopex SSOV degen option-writing yield on ETH is waiting for you
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