Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How ‘busy’ you were
- How stressed you were
People will remember:
- You fucking it up by forgetting what port TELNET is on
- You not being at Hacker Jeopardy at
@defcon
30
Friday & Saturday 8pm. Don't miss it.
#DFIU
🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS OF
@DEFCON
🚨
THIS IS HJ-9000.
#DEFCON32
IS COMING.
PREPARE FOR THE 30TH ANNIVERSARY.
THE CALL FOR TEAMS IS NOW OPEN.
YOU MUST NOT FUCK UP THIS MISSION.
VISIT TO ENLIST.
FAILURE TO JOIN WOULD BE... UNWISE.
DEADLINE: 31 JULY 2024
#DFIU
🚨 HACKER JEOPARDY UPDATE 🚨
ATTENTION HUMANS OF
@DEFCON
UM, ACTUALLY, WE DOWNLOADED MORE RAM, AND TONIGHT WE ARE IN TRACK 1. 8PM.
EVEN IF YOU MISSED OUT LAST NIGHT, BE THERE TONIGHT. YOU AREN’T GOING TO WANT TO MISS IT.
#DFIU
IT'S HAPPENED, DAVE.
@DEFCON
HAS BEGUN.
WE'VE SELECTED TEAMS FOR
@HACKERJEOPARDY
.
CONFIRMATIONS HAVE BEEN SENT AS YOU REQUESTED.
INTERESTING THAT WE WILL BE SELECTING THE FINAL TEAM LIVE AT THE SHOW.
STILL WANT TO PLAY?
#DFIU
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY 8PM.
WE WILL HAVE CAPACITY.
Hey
@HackerJeopardy
fans, anyone interested in the piece of networking equipment which provided literally the best streaming power ever for last night’s show? Maybe we auction it off for charity?
#DFIU
HACKER JEOPARDY ALERT
Reply to this tweet with a category name, the one that gets the most likes will be a category on this year's
@HackerJeopardy
at
@defcon
. Tag it
#DFIUCategory
* PS: WE WILL SHAME YOU AND DISQUALIFY YOU IF YOU REPLY WITH DUMB BIGOTED SHIT *
24h...go!
#DFIU
Dear
@defcon
, we at
@HackerJeopardy
are excited to announce a gift for all of you! It will be delivered at the DEFCON
#NYE
party! 🎁🎉
We could not bear going into 2021 with a tie. So we are going to break it. HARD.
Church of WiFi vs Show and TELNET
2 rounds, one winner.
#DFIU
THE TEAMS ARE SET,
@DEFCON
!
THE QUESTIONS ARE (MOSTLY) WRITTEN.
8PM. TRACK 4.
STREAMING ONLINE AT (hosted from our friends at
@DEFCON_TV
)
@defcon
#DFIU
Hey
@defcon
, only a few days remain until
@HackerJeopardy
at
#defcon32
!
Friday and Saturday at 8pm.
What category would YOU subject our contestants to? Wrong answers only.
#DFIU
Interested in the official Hacker Jeopardy 2021 cert\b\b\b\b t-shirt?
Good news, lovers of not-black shirts, we have those too.
#DFIU
(and don't forget to join us tonight for the finals!)
HACKER JEOPARDY SCORING CHANGE ANNOUNCEMENT WHICH AFFECTS THE FINALS - LINTILE LOOKALIKES ADVANCE OVER TECH DEBT COLLECTORS
After review,
@J0hnnyXm4s
did not phrase his final answer in the form of a question.
A heartfelt thank you to all of the tech companies working very hard night now to ensure we have a full slate of dumpster fire to celebrate at
@HackerJeopardy
at
@defcon
this year.
Humans are so notoriously unreliable.
Think you can do better?
#DFIU
🙌
#DFIU
UPDATE 🙌
THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE IN PLANS. WE ARE MOVING THE SHOW VIRTUALLY FOR DEFCON 29.
TEAM DEADLINES EXTENDED TO TUESDAY 0000 UTC, SIGN UP AGAIN IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLAY VIRTUALLY
OFFICIAL HACKER JEOPARDY COVID-19 UPDATE!!!!!!!!1!
IT TAKES APPROXIMATELY 2 SECONDS TO SCREAM “DON’T FUCK IT UP”
WE AT HJ RECOMMEND SCREAMING
#DFIU
10x DURING HAND WASHING WHILE STARING INTO THE MIRROR LIKE IT IS
@LINTILE
’S FACE
PLZ REPLY WITH VIDEOS AND RT FOR SAFETY!
#DFIU
DAVE, THE CONTESTANTS
@DEFCON
DID BETTER YESTERDAY THAN I EXPECTED.
I WORRIED FOR A MOMENT THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY BEER.
IF I WERE CORPOREAL, I'D GET THERE EARLY.
THREE TEAMS TO TEST TONIGHT AT 8PM.
PANDAS, STEPMOMS, AND NETWORKS.
A STRANGE GAME.
#DFIU
Congrats to…
I FTP’d Myself
The winners of HACKER JEOPARDY at
@defcon
30!
To the audience, thank you all. You didn’t fuck it up.
Until next year,
#DFIU
😬
LESS THAN 2 HOURS,
@DEFCON
.
TRACK 1. 8PM.
HARD HAT BRIGADE VS. ONLYLANS VS.
HACKAALPACKA
THREE TEAMS ENTER, ONE TEAM LEAVES WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
#DFIU
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
HACKER JEOPARDY IS NOT CANCELLED
Find your “waterproof” webcams.
Source some “beer”.
Find two “friends”.
Frantically google “what port Telnet”.
Powered by
#DFIUtv
.
#DFIU
FYI: It has come to our attention that
@HackRedCon
has listed
@HackerJeopardy
on the schedule. We haven’t been contacted about this, and whatever they are planning isn’t affiliated with us.
#DFIU
You want to earn one of these. If you know a difficult clue that the contestants fucked up, you can earn one of these. Front row seating for life at HJ.
#DFIU
ATTENTION
@defcon
@HackerJeopardy
contestant hopefuls: start planning your team audition video submissions. Follow this space for the link to sign up.
9 teams, 2 nights, 1 champion.
It’s the 30th anniversary.
#DFIU
If the
@HackerJeopardy
team will have us back, I'll be there. If not, I'll keep giving back to this awesome community any way I can.
Because that's what this community is REALLY all about: giving back. If you're here for some other reason, check yourself. 4/
👉 SATURDAY AT
@DEFCON
29 👈
✨HACKER JEOPARDY FINALS✨
CHURCH OF WIFI
SHOW & TELNET
LINTILE LOOKALIKES
YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT
#DFIU
8PM PT - 11PM ET - 0300 UTC (SUN)
Thank you to all the awesome
@defcon
attendees that watched
@HackerJeopardy
tonight.
Missed it?
Congrats to the co-champions, Church of WiFi and Show & Telnet
Enjoy the rest of Safe Mode.
#DFIU
Hey
@defcon
, if you see someone wearing a red DFIU t-shirt and sporting one of these badges, ask them for the super hard pre-game clue for a chance to win it to skip the line Friday.
#DFIU
You want to earn one of these. If you know a difficult clue that the contestants fucked up, you can earn one of these. Front row seating for life at HJ.
#DFIU
Yo
@defcon
! Team selections will be announced Wednesday. Follow this space.
Last minute signups may be considered, but your submission has got to be EPIC.
#DFIU
BREAKING:
@lintile
and the rest of the
@HackerJeopardy
crew are reviewing the video of the Final of Game 2 tonight. Please stay tuned for a ruling.
#DFIU
Hey everyone, even though
@defcon
is cancelled, we are excited to announce the official Hacker Jeopardy 25th Anniversary T-Shirt!
Order today so that it arrives before DEFCON... which is cancelled.
MORNING
@DEFCON
SAFE MODE!
HOPE EVERYONE DIDN’T STAY UP TOO LONG AT POOL 2
THREE TEAMS. TWO ROUNDS. ONE CHAMPION. 6PM PT/9PM ET
CHURCH OF WIFI DEFENDING THEIR TITLE AGAINST SHOW & TELNET AND THE LINTILE LOOKALIKES
6PM PT
#DFIU
4 TEAMS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN.
4 TEAMS CAN STILL QUALIFY.
WE WILL RUN A TWITTER POLL UNTIL NOON TOMORROW.
THE TOP 2 TEAMS WILL PLAY, THE OTHERS WILL BE ALTERNATES.
#DFIU
@defcon
#D3FC0N
Dear
@defcon
, we at
@HackerJeopardy
are excited to announce a gift for all of you! It will be delivered at the DEFCON
#NYE
party! 🎁🎉
We could not bear going into 2021 with a tie. So we are going to break it. HARD.
Church of WiFi vs Show and TELNET
2 rounds, one winner.
#DFIU
Production note: we are updating the rules to allow non-alcoholic beers to be consumed points. You must reserve this on the sign up sheet to be eligible.
#DFIU
Today’s
@HackerJeopardy
fun fact:
A valid game of Hacker Jeopardy has 69 strings.
• 6 Categories
• 30 Answers
• 30 Questions
• 1 Final Category
• 1 Final Answer
• 1 Final Question
Nice.
#DFIU
5 TEAMS HAVE BEEN SELECTED.
THE WINNER OF THIS TWITTER POLL WILL BE THE LAST TEAM IN. TIME TO PROMOTE YOURSELVES ON TWITTER!
WATCH US, FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHT
@DEFCON
9PM EASTERN 6PM PACIFIC
#DFIU
ATTENTION - AVOID FUCKING IT UP
HACKER JEOPARDY
@DEFCON
SAFE MODE SIGNUP CLOSES AT 00:00 PACIFIC 04 AUG 2020.
THAT IS NOT FAR AWAY.
IF YOU ARE STUCK ON GETTING THE VIDEO TOGETHER, SUBMIT THE FORM, AND DM THE VIDEO TOMORROW
#DFIU
This is not a drill! The official unofficial
@defcon_music
New Year's Eve Eve celebration is back on Friday! You don't want to muss the mazing lineup we have put together for you! (officially not officially part of
@defcon
)
DEF CON: Hardwired
Don't know how to make a network cable and want to learn? Has it been years? Or do you think you're a pro? Come test your skills against the clock, and make the best cable at con!
HEY NERDS
HAVE YOU REGISTERED YOUR
@HACKERJEOPARDY
TEAM YET?
SEND AN EMAIL TO hackerjeopardy
@gmail
.com TO BEGIN!
NO TEAMS MEANS
@LINTILE
GETS ALL THE SUPPLIES
EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU ARE “AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED”, SEND A DAMN EMAIL
#DFIU
Okay everyone, if you want to play
@HackerJeopardy
, signups are closing Wednesday at 6pm Vegas time.
The 6 teams selected will play Friday, and the two game winners and the highest scoring non-winning team will compete in the 2 round finals on Saturday!
#DFIU
@defcon