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@lintile

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They had it right in 1999. #nofilter
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Ok, @TheCravenOne , if you get 1000 likes on this tweet, I will make an entire goose-themed category in the @CircleCityCon CTF this year. #PressXtoHonk #DFIU
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HEY FANS OF MY SHENANIGANS! Since I am now part of the work from home workforce, I am willing to put together a 14-day isolation crypto challenge for everyone online. If I get 1000 likes on this tweet, itโ€™s a go. Interested, e-lect-a-ronic friendos?
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I swear, infosec twitter, I will pull this car over
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WHO DID THIS
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Embarrassingly, I just realized I inadvertently bought shares of GameStop Total Landscaping.
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The person next to me said the moon landing is fake. What should I say out loud?
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Leaving Twitter, you can message me on JIRA
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โ€œHello, Internet? I would like to report a targeted ad that confused and upset me, and then when I realized what it actually was, it upset me even more, somehow.โ€
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I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this: youโ€™re not wrong for taking time for yourself so you donโ€™t burn out completely. Drink some water, have a snack, take a nap. You are your best natural resource. Conserve it.
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Reminder: Iโ€™m never going to disable my ad blocker, random website. All you are doing is forcing me to another source for my information.
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Concept: Infosec Twitter, but where people talk about Infosec
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Roses are red Python is fairer I got tabs in my spaces Line 3: Syntax Error #NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
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Dear Vendors, If you OSINT my personal phone number, and cold call me on that number, thereโ€™s essentially a 100% chance I will never buy anything from you. Ever. I get that you have a job to do but seriously. Stop it, itโ€™s rude. Hearts and chocolate, Aaron
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Hey, friends. We need to talk. We need to stop targeted, personal, public beefs on Twitter. It's not how adults should act. TALK TO EACH OTHER. PRIVATELY. If that doesn't work, have enough maturity and integrity to see that people come from different, legitimate perspectives.
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The single most underrated skill for working in security is empathy.
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I just want to let everyone in my circle know: my wife @geelint had to quit her job as an engineer because of repeated harassment. Yes, she reported. No, nothing happened. If your response to this was asking one of those things, check yourself.
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Itโ€™s ok to be a broken JPG right now. Review the logs, patch the vulnerabilities, remind your hardware and software that you are root. Get help if you need it. Thereโ€™s no shame in that. Humans arenโ€™t designed for 5 nines of uptime.
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IYKYK
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AHEM HEY @QUALYS CHANGE THE NAME OF YOUR ASSET MANAGEMENT PRODUCT YOU SHOULD ACTIVELY NOT WANT ANYTHING CALLED โ€œCSAMโ€
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I hate this in general, but Iโ€™m going to start a thread. Roast me later, but listen. A lot of people have told me that Iโ€™m different. I know this to be true. I have been spending a lot of time thinking about what makes me โ€œmeโ€ lately. 1/
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alias boop="ping -c 1"
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The OSI model is just a specific version of seven layer dip.
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Stop hating on people for choosing which text editor makes them most productive. Itโ€™s not a religion. Youโ€™re not a prophet. Stop gatekeeping. Stop the persecution.
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Infosec in a nutshell
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Thereโ€™s a good Krebs and a bad Krebs, and you have to know the difference.
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Confession: Over 50% of the time Iโ€™m on airplanes with headphones on, Iโ€™m not listening to anything. Itโ€™s just me enjoying the noise cancelling and deterring anyone from trying to talk to me.
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Ope. ๐Ÿคญ
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LIES
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Psst, itโ€™s ok to change your mind about things when presented with new information. Pass it on!
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Do me a favor, Internet. Sometime in the next 24 hours, reach out to someone you love that you havenโ€™t talked to in a while and just tell them you were thinking about them. Itโ€™s amazing the positive impact that you can make on someone struggling with life just by saying hello.
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I love my @defcon community. โค๏ธ
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STOP. TAKING. PHONE. CALLS. ON. SPEAKER. IN. PUBLIC. Also, I hope your momโ€™s โ€œpotty problemsโ€ get better. Like, legit.
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@0DDJ0BB @Arbys don't meatsplain to arbys
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When do we get to the infosec?
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This is a bad, irresponsible headline. When you click through, these are weak passwords which were cracked and users happened to also use that password on NordVPN. When you clarify that, the story boils away; โ€œusers reuse crappy passwordsโ€.
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NordVPN usersโ€™ passwords exposed in mass credential-stuffing attacks by @dangoodin001
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Apparently itโ€™s not ok to look into the middle distance and say โ€œComputer, end programโ€ to try and get out of a meeting ๐Ÿ––
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โ€œAdware is just Malware with a legal department.โ€ - @0xAmit #THOTCON
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How do I become better at #infosec twitter? Wrong answers only.
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lintile.employed = true; // ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคฉ๐ŸŽ‰
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STOP ANSWERING TEXT MESSAGES FROM NUMBERS YOU DON'T KNOW phishing campaigns are going all out with crazy pretexts right now they are capitalizing on the human desire to make connections it's not rude, it's good hygiene.
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Hear ye, hear ye! The inimitable @geelint successfully defended her PhD thesis! I am so incredibly proud of her! #chaos #toderivatives
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I am so prepared to roast @arm publicly and loudly at every game show I do solely based on the way they are treating @Fox0x01 . RISC: Reject Information Security Customers
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Simmer down, Tin Foil Hat Burner Phone McDingus, they arenโ€™t gonna blow an 0-day on you.
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I was trying to figure out why college football replay review referee announcements are just so satisfying, and then I realizedโ€” itโ€™s usually a Haiku. On further review, The ruling on the field stands. Complete pass. Touchdown.
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If the Planeteers were: TLS DNS BGP SSH TELNET What would Captain Planet be? Wrong answers only.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Iโ€™d just like to casually point out that I picked the theme a little toooooo accurately for @CircleCityCon 7... No matter what happens, I will open up the APOCALYPSE CTF to everyone online. WE ARE GONNA HACK THE PLANET TOGETHER NO. MATTER. WHAT. @ApocalypseCTF
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Live look inside my hotel room at Resorts World #passedinspection
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I will make it through today. I will make it through today. I will make it through today.
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Current Mood:
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Miss you @shmoocon ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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New headshot, who dis? Show me your headshots, hackers! #HackerHeadshots
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To all of our friends, best wishes from our house to yours. ๐Ÿซถ @lintile and @geelint
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I can confirm that using the AppStore preferences bypass to unlock that dialog will cause all of the other pref panes to unlock as well, Network, Sharing, etc.
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Remind your people that you love them today. Gratuitously. ๐Ÿ˜”
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Dearly beloved, everyone pour out a little Malรถrt for the death of the MacBook from which I ran no less than 100 hacker game shows, including @HackerJeopardy , #HackerFamilyFeud , and so many more. It was #HackerCharlatan at @BlueTeamCon that finally killed it.
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Ever have one of those days where the ladies won't leave you alone? #IDAPro
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I would like to loudly profess my love for @geelint . We celebrated 9 years of marriage this week, and I continue to feel like the luckiest person on earth for getting to spend my life with her. ๐Ÿฅฐ
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You donโ€™t have to escalate. You can respectfully communicate. You can agree to disagree on opinions. You can treat each other with compassion.
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I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this right now... You are enough. You matter. You are worthy of being loved.
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Hereโ€™s the aftermath when you fist bump 500+ people @HackerJeopardy @defcon ๐Ÿ˜ #DFIU
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I would pay $100 more per year for @Amazon Prime if I could choose to never have the USPS touch a single one of my packages ever. The. Worst.
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me: *clicks link and starts reading* site: ๐Ÿ’ฅpop up full screen ad๐Ÿ’ฅ me: โ€œguess I no longer careโ€
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Roses are red Hashing is great The CSR just told me my password ....HEY WAIT #NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
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WOOOO @HackerJeopardy HERE WE GO
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Shower thought: Unless your brain can consume and produce encrypted content, is anything *really* end-to-end encrypted?
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X is trending. Maybe 2023 is truly the year of Linux on the desktop.
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WHAT_IS_HAPPENING.MOV
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Thanks to @defcon humans for partying with me and the @HackerJeopardy crew tonight. We are going to be back next year for the 30th anniversary of HJ @DC with a vengeance. Until next year, #DFIU . โค๏ธ
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Iโ€™m not gonna lie, Iโ€™m tired of keeping up with everything.
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HEY EVERYONE @DEFCON , @HackerJeopardy has officially seen this. This would have been a $100 clue. Thanks for playing. #DFIU
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This was a $1,000 clue on #Jeopardy tonight.
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Anything happening on infosec Twitter today? I have zero trust in Mondays.
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Hi kids, letโ€™s play #RSABingo !
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So @geelint is amazing... ๐Ÿค“ #ITCrowd
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Steps to securing your domain controller: 1. Donโ€™t use one.
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There is enough hatred in the world already, please consider not creating more.
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LOL
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We were not hacked, a clever criminal convinced us to give him our data โ€“ Experian SA CEO
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Does any pen testing actually get scheduled before Q4 every year?
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OFFICIAL @HackerGameShows ANNOUNCEMENT! TUNE IN TOMORROW!
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That's right, we are bringing @HackerGameShows to the Shmoocon lobby! You know that @DAkacki and I will bring the shenanigans... #DFIU !
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3 years
Hear me outโ€ฆ If nobody has come from the future to stop you from doing the thing you are doing, itโ€™s probably going to be OK.
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5 years
This โ€œcommunityโ€ always seems to find the strangest ways to make you feel worthless... especially if you try in earnest to make things better. Some days, I frankly donโ€™t know why I keep trying.
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๐š•๐š’๐š—๐š๐š’๐š•๐šŽ
3 years
If youโ€™re picking friends, Iโ€™d recommend @mzbat and @MalwareJake . Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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5 years
Congratulations, Internet! You have worked together to activate the 14-day isolation crypto challenge! Details will be posted here :)
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2 months
Oh, youโ€™re a cryptographer? Name every prime number.
@h313n_0f_t0r
Helen (of Tor)
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Oh youโ€™re a threat hunter? Name all threats.
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5 years
Imagine Twitter, but everyone is supportive
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2 years
Is there anyone out there who isn't exhausted?
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6 years
Hi! Iโ€™m a CTF writer. You may know me from my greatest hits, like: โ€œNo, thatโ€™s not a flag.โ€ โ€œSeriously, thatโ€™s not a flag.โ€ โ€œYou know what, fine. Itโ€™s a flag, @M3atShi3ld โ€
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11 months
โ€œYouโ€™ve heard of elf on the shelfโ€ฆโ€ Iโ€™m gonna stop you right there. *spray bottle* NO
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@lintile
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5 years
I want to thank everyone that supported all of the @HackerJeopardy and @ImprovHacker shenanigans this year. I love you all.
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1 year
It's the most wonderful time of the year... the time to start writing for @HackerJeopardy at @defcon ... Stay tuned... I'll be announcing a chance for you, dear human, to appear in a Hacker Jeopardy clue, forever immortalizing you as "weird person in fake game show clue". #DFIU
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7 years
To my wife. To my family. To my hackers. To my coworkers. To my friends near and far. Happy New Year, I love you all.
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3 years
STOP.
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