Dan Holdsworth
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There are good footballing reasons not to sign Manor Solomon.
But the most important reason not to sign him is he actively supports what the IDF is doing in Gaza. He's not a good man. Period.
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@oilysailor
@GraceOnFootball
Final game of the season Burnley v Newcasltle, the game is poised in the 91st minute at 0-0, Burnley need to score to send Newcastle down and survive. Burnley pump it high into the box, it's Wout vs San Burn. A tangle of limbs 10ft in the air, who wins?
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Alex Mowatt has signed for the Rhinos
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When it came out I thought the grey and pink kit was quite nice but not really a Leeds kit. Now I associate it with Pablo scoring that goal at Swansea. For that, it’s an all time classic Leeds kit.
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@schillingc
@botzarelli
It's the crushing that's the jarring bit. Had the image have been all these things being poured into the tablet, or something similarly less brutal, it would probably be fine as an advert.
But this just seems unnecessarily aggressive as an image.
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@rockapepolitics
@Guinevere55
@jon_british
These days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and throw in jail.
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Leeds' open play xG over the last five games:
0.83 v Blackburn
0.56 v Sunderland
1.38 v Coventry
0.27 v Ipswich
0.37 v Preston
We are averaging less than 0.7 open play xG over the last five games. Despite the talent, Farke has created a stale team.
#lufc
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Gelhardt, Perkins, Summerville, Aaronson will all cook in the Championship.
#silverliningswhites
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@Pibasedlifeform
@oilysailor
@GraceOnFootball
Everyone loses and the only sound they hear before the embrace of death is 'wouuuuuuut'
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78 days since Leeds United last won a Premier League game.
Come on fellas, can we have a real manager now please?
#LUFC
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Bogle put up 0.8 xA yesterday, Firpo 0.4 xA.
If Leeds fullbacks put up those kind of attacking numbers on a regular basis this season, with that defensive display, Leeds are going to be a chaotic fun watch.
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I know this is upsetting to many of you, but if Leeds have to make a big sale this summer, I'd chose KP to go over Raphinha every single time. Phillips' game is so so so so much easier to replace, particularly in a double pivot, than Raphinha's creativity.
#lufc
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What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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Positives:
-Defensively we were very good, limited Wolves to low probabity chances.
-Set pieces are 🔥
-Bamford's finish was 🔥
-We're overdue some almighty luck now
-We don't have to watch Wolves again this season
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@adecam
You think the IDF is doing a wonderful job. You support mass murder. There is something wrong with you.
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@adecam
I do not deny the right of Israel to exist, I do think what the current Israeli government is doing is abhorrent. Holding those views does not make me an antisemite. Supporting the Israeli government does make me question one's morals mind.
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I used to get pissed off by Nick Cohen, the bitter ex boyfriend of the left. But he is forever writing excellent pieces like this, the git.
If liberals want to stop losing, they must change" Me in the Observer on the post-Trump world
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Just back from Elland Road. I’m shaking like a leaf and my head is still throbbing. What an atmosphere! Not sure how I’m going to sleep tonight.
@TheSquareBall
#lufc
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@mrmarksteel
If she did this I’d drop all my Republican ideas instantly and become a Monarchist over night. I’d go straight to hanging out with all the those mad flag waving loons that hang around Windsor hoping for a glimpse of a Royal. And she’d deserve it.
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Just seen Bielsa at Leeds station. Gave him the Leeds salute. He looked bemused by it lol
#lufc
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A few weeks back my wife was diagnosed with breast cancer. She's since had some treatment and luckily they caught it early and today she's been given the all clear. She's cancer free!
Don't think I can adequately express how much of a headfuck of an experience it has been.
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His Palace team didn't have a shot on target for 14 weeks.
Patrick Vieira has moved to the top of the shortlist to fill the managerial vacancy at Leeds as the club’s board conduct their final round of interviews this week
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@awinehouse1
If he is autistic, then I can’t think of many better examples of what can be achieved by a person from the autistic community. He would be a superb role model for autistic people everywhere.
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People who think Liam Cooper isnt a good defender are more likely to think Boris Johnson is doing a good job at managing the pandemic.
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I think this highlights the biggest issue at the club and that's coaching standards are in the toilet.
Marsch had two preseasons with them and they weren't fit. They can't possess the ball, yet lesser talented players could under a previous manager.
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cont....
🗣️ “Very disappointed. The second half is just not good enough. We can’t seem to go again, we put so much into the first half and have nothing.”
Luke Ayling says Leeds United ran out of steam in the second half against West Ham.
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@AlexBuxton
@deadbloke
Just been over to have a look and my oh my to my total suprise it’s full of old racist throbbers
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@JoeBladesman11
@ESPNUK
It doesn't have to be an either, or, both guys did a superb job.
Liam Cooper and Kemar Roofe were signed from L2. I'm sure there are examples similar at SU.
At what point does a player stop being a L2 or L1 player once they have proved themselves at championship and prem level?
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Instructive that Bielsa turned to Alioski rather than Shackleton when the midfield so obviously need bolstering. He clearly doesn’t trust Shacks in these situations. Not suggesting Bielsa was sending a message upstairs, but hopefully it has that effect. Get de Paul please
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All the talk about the best midfielder in the champ all been about Winks, Ampadu, Dewsbury-Hall. Add Kamara to the list.
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Must not get carried away, must not get carried away, must not get carried away, must not get carried away...........
.......it’s coming home!
#ENGPAN
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A few good things about getting relegated. Saturday 3pm kick offs. Decent away allocations. Easier to get tickets for my lad.
But the best thing of all will be the absolute spanners we have running Leeds United losing loads of money. Nothing more than they deserve.
#LUFC
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Look at the scumbags Brentwood school is turning out! With a record like that it should be put into special measures.
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@marshyleeds
Dude it was not effective. How many big chances did we give up?
It was pure chance that we came away with a point.
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@david_conn
goosebumps watching the highlights back, I think these pictures sum it up quite well
#proudtobeyorkshire
http://t.co/CC5V0JKsvE
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I've long known of the strong link between Leeds United and the Jewish community of Leeds. But there is plenty in here I didn't know. Good job
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£20m + Spence please and thank you.
Been informed
#Tottenham
are keeping an eye on Wilfried Gnonto situation at
#Leeds
. Everton still seen as the frontrunner but Spurs not too far behind. The Italian wants to leave ASAP.
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Dislocated my shoulder this afternoon. Have been at A&E for four and a half hours and they still haven’t put it back in. It’s chaos here I’m in agony. Poor staff are stretched so thin, not their fault. Can we all stop voting Tory please.
#nhs
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Just randomly reminded myself of Jesse Marsch playing Raphinha at wing back and making him take long throws 😭
#LUFC
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@paul_haine
@JonnElledge
I think we are going to be seeing lots of discussions about proportional representation from folks on the right now. They won't like it when it hurts them for a change.
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@Reggie48Raymond
He has a proven record of promotion so I can see the merits. A few other names - swirling around today include Raul & Vieira - so hopefully a decision is imminent.
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@EastStandUpper
Two strands for me, on a sporting level I don't want us to be relegated. It's my team failing and that's ultimately what you don't want.
But I really don't like the PL, I genuinely prefer the EFL. And as a match going fan, I'll prob enjoy match days more in the Champ than the PL.
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Everyone outside the Leeds fanbase and a lot within the fanbase are sleeping on how good Sinisterra is. He's a better player than Gnonto. Right now he is anyway.
Happy to see some Marc Roca shouts though.
Which relegated player would you sign is one of my favourite games so give me yours from each of Leeds, Leicester and Southampton (one per team)
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@Godwin1Carl
That's not how this works. I share if I want. Other challenge me if they want. They share, I challenge if I want. It's an incredibly simple concept.
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Leeds would be utterly insane if they turned down £60m for Phillips. He's good, we all love him etc, but for £60m we could buy two players just as good as him.
#LUFC
Aston Villa will push for £60million Kalvin Phillips signing this summer - but move is complicated |
@JPercyTelegraph
reports
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Don’t ever discuss hardship around Mark unless you were at the Battle of the Somme
@tom_usher_
Imagine been 18 in 1914 and you were posted to the trenches on the front line to live in knee deep mud every day, but yeah, feel your pain 🤦🏻
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Not saying Ampadu and Rodon haven't been good in this run, but we haven't actually faced an attack this year. Pascal and Rodon have put in these performances against the likes of Leicester and Ipswich. Also, Pascal offers a set piece threat that no one else in the squad does.
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What a player and a fantastic role model. This goal, the last game with fans before lockdown, and the run at Swansea before the Pablo goal are the highlight moments. But more than that, the way he spoke up about his stammer and I think he's the first footballer to attend Pride.
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@lufcspam
@rockapepolitics
@Guinevere55
@jon_british
You'll be surprised how many folks fall for it. Particularly the flag in bio types.
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@FifthCrichton
@KaramanCaravan
@AtavismDr
@FDidd70412
@danparkin10x
@joenorton
@LegoRacers2
@alexSevera4
What?
Me and my wife went there 10 years or so ago. The response was mostly, "great, it's a really beautiful place. Love the food" etc.
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@DoubleA_2208
It's mad, I've been called a pedophile, an antisemite, a terrorist sympathiser and Hamas supporter.
The truth is I dislike Hamas as much as I dislike the IDF. There is a ton of space you can occupy between being a Hamas supporter and being critical of the Israeli state.
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@texer85
@schillingc
@botzarelli
We're just having a civilised conversation about how we reacted to something we saw. It won't make me any more or less likely to buy an Apple product. I politely suggest it's you who has gone out of his way to have something to hate and rage about. I'm just discussing an advert.
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My wife signed up, she's a long time Labour voter and felt it important to vote for a credible leader.
I've paid £25 to vote in the Labour leadership election. We desperately need a credible Opposition. The link is:
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Want to see the consequences of the Sun front page today, see the comments under this. Disgraceful.
NEWS |
#EFC
midfielder Fabian Delph will not travel to the club’s pre-season tour of the United States after he came into contact with somebody who has tested positive for COVID-19.
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People can't get past their priors on Cooper.
I'd wager Coopers errors have led to fewer goal concessions than Ayling, Koch, Llorrente and perhaps Struijk this season.
They've all contributed well in different ways this season. We've actually got decent centre halves.
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The flip side is defensively the numbers are very good.
0.35 v Blackburn
0.59 v Sunderland
0.49 v Coventry
0.12 v Ipswich
0.37 v Preston
0.38 open play xG against on average.
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@InstEconomist
@henrymance
Both are fine, one preferred in US English, the other in British English. Being that the Guardian is a British newspaper, she chose correctly.
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@officialga11
@BatleyBKK
Here’s what Leeds fans are up to today Gabriel
Update: 5 days ago we started our
#BoycottPPV
campaign for tonight’s game against Villa - we’ve raised so far:
🔵 £3️⃣3️⃣,3️⃣5️⃣0️⃣
🟡 Doubled our fundraising total
🔵 £6️⃣5️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ since 2018
🟡 Leeds That
#CharityNotPPV
#leedsgivemore
#feednotgreed
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Succeful people, particularly in sport, often have a ruthless single mindedness and determination to succeed. While Bielsa demonstrates these traits in abundance, he's proven you dont have to be an arsehole at the same time.
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@holland_tom
@dcsandbrook
@TheRestHistory
Hearing about Mohamed Atta in Hamberg, it struck me that this guy was quite possibly motivated and enraged in a similar way as to these Incels we keep hearing about in the US.
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@fesshole
Growing up we got lots of calls for Wetherby Crematorium as their number was only one different from our house phone. After a while my dad started answering the phone with "Wetherby Crematorium, you kill em, will grill em". Seemed hilarious to teenage me, if a little indelicate.
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@JoshAHobbs
@Zonal_Marking
Slight counter to that. Not disagreeing that they're in for a tough season but they've watched a lot of old lags playing percentage ball for a few years. New manager, new exiting players, perhaps they're just looking forward to it being different and perhaps more entertaining?
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Bielsa, Marsch, Matt Taylor, Daniel Farke as well as a long list of coaching and recruitment staff are all unconvinced by Leo Hjelde.
Yet you, internet football analyst, are definitely right that Leeds have dropped the ball selling this un-fancied player for £2m.
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@Parveen_Comms
Yea she did
Just sick of the vile racist & sexist abuse aimed at Diane - shdnt have to put up w this esp from elected official
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I'll never tire of folks pushing the Koch and Llorente partnership on here.
Appart from the fact that Struijk and Cooper have been our best two centre halves this season. BIELSA WANTS A LEFT FOOTED CENTRE HALF AT LEFT CENTRE HALF
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Gruev is the best passer of a football i've seen in a Leeds shirt since Olly Dacourt.
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@radford2807
@JamesDAustin
That's all we've heard for 20 years and have had governments that pander to that viewpoint, and yet, here we are. Maybe some food for thought for you there..
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@pixFixed
This is so cringe, even my non Leeds fan friends have seen it and shared it with me to take the piss.
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Ooof, probably the best thing I've read on the latest Royal debacle. The opening two paragraphs should whet your appetite for the piece.
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